>he wants to have sex in his car >mfw when

>>15055307
How do you let yourself get to that level

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>>15055307
ur fatass won't even fit

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>3d women
>ever

>>15055344
Man that is just sad, get outside some bud

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>1.34 miles into cruise and chill and she makes this face

>>15055307
>mfw when
>my face when when

>>15055351
>2016
>being heterosexual
Ew, gross.

>>15055351
He's right tho.

>>15055351
He's right

>>15055351

He is right.

>>15055378
>>15055386
>>15055401
>>15055407
>same fagging this hard
I really do feel sorry for you

>>15055414
He is right, though.

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>>15055414
>same fagging this hard

impossible

>>15055307
who's she? she's fucking hot

>>15055307
Didn't really have a choice when I was 16 and horny

>>15055434
That's because she's out of her tank...

P.s. I'd fuck it

> tfw Once nerds start having virtual babies with their virtual wives they'll actually be able to drive them around as their self driving car's AI.
Fucking kill me now

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>>15055464
>tfw my nephews roomate said he was getting married on final fantasy
>tfw he has no car, let alone license or even a permit

>gf tries to get frisky in car
>wants to do it in backseat like movies
Turns out the best way to fuck in cars is to recline the passenger seat.
Who knew?

>>15055481

It's an actual in game function, gives you stuff for doing it so nearly everyone does.

>>15055414
Not samefagging
What's one thing a woman offers that isn't sex or (maybe) doing chores and cooking that you can't get with your mates

>>15055555
>getting rekt by quint 5s

I haven't played FF since VII, just sounded really nerdy IMO.

themoreyouknow.jpg

>>15055429
>2 seconds in paint
>selection + fill

Either way you're pathetic

>>15055307
>car
The unlucky cunt that draws the short straw for that is gonna need a ute

>>15055307
thiqq

>>15055351

Actually,

He's right.

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>>15055481
>tfw I thought you were old then read >>15055574 and realize you're probably about my age and just stopped playing video games when you became an adult

Whats the smallest car someone could fuck in?

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>>15055949
Depends on how small the people are. Twingo is very small but seems to have a lot of fuckspace inside though. I'm 6'6 and could probably fuck in it.

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>not being part of the wagon master race
Gee whiz I sure hope you hooligans refrain from living like this

>ITT guys who can't get a girl and make up excuses

>>15056021
BASED

>>15055434
Rebel Wilson, Australian comedienne

>>15056155
no u

>>15055307
Would you fuck Rebel Wilson in the back of your shitbox?

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>>15056676
yes

>>15055903
You an '80s baby too?

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>>15056081
>tfw drove a Buick Roadmaster wagon in highschool
>spacious and comfy as fuck inside
>Could tell all the guys it has a Corvette engine