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[ D a i l y B i k e T h r e a d ] - /dbt/

another edition

>Motorcycle Questions & Answers
>Motorcycle Routes & Meetups
>Motorcycle Gear & Accessories
>Motorcycle Adventures & Blog Posts
>Motorcycle Pictures & Fun Webm
>Motorcycle maymays

/dbt/ map: meet and compare willie size
>https://www.google.com/maps/d/viewer?msa=0&mid=z7CKLSFiJH_M.kMZoQpBOKipI

Motorcycle Ergonomics Simulator
>http://cycle-ergo.com/

Noob? Read this:
>>10361928

>boring webms with sound
>>>/wsg/1046108 → (cross thread)

Previously on /dbt/
>>15043950
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>>15045749
That last scene always makes me giggle
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>>15045753
here is a (You)
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>tfw no bf
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Really scoping the xr400 , wanting to toss a street legal kit on it. Any negatives to know about this bike? what year is best? what year to avoid?
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>>15045749
Rebel anon here

im going to the Blessing of the Bikes on sunday

im going to dump pictures here
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>>15045768
Sounds exciting
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Who /shit at wrenching/ here?
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DAYUM NIGG


POPE PIES
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Anyone have any idea why my rear running lights keeps blowing. It has 2 wires one for running and one for the brake light but only the running light blows. No idea what could be causing it. Nothing else is blowing out
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>>15045777
get good

nice trips tho
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>>15045768
where at?
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>>15045783
Baldwin, MI
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>>15045774
My shits under warranty. Any issues is taken care of for free. Yay warranty
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>>15045768
Wtf is done exactly at the blessing?
Sounds like some awkward church stuff
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>>15045792
It is iirc
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completed my HART today fellas, I'm gonna be a postie.
The touge was underwhelming
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>>15045802
Eww
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>>15045808
ehh, its an excuse to look at bikes i guess
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>>15045808
>Eww
you must be underage if you dont enjoy looking at all types of bikes

>he only likes anime bikes
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>>15045805
buy some sugru and make a molded chin mount bruh. or at least replace those thumbscrews for some normal screws m8
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>>15045802
Kinda looks like a toned down bike week
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>>15045774
being a poorfag means bodge-jobs with cheap tools
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>>15045833
it basically is
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>>15045833
thats just the one they do in my town, last time was around 5000 bikes that turned up
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>>15045837
nuke it pls
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>>15045841
gladly
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>>15045837
>>15045839
Makes me sad I'll be at work for Sturgis
:/
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What is the biggest meme bike?
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>>15045837

I'd love to rock up there on a grom, with a leather vest on and tassels.
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>>15045847
grom
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>>15045831
Planning on remounting the whole thing, it's pretty messy currently as you can see
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>>15045847
My Rebel
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>>15045847
strong contender
seen quite a few in the wild
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>>15045847
meme bike in what way?
some bikes are memes for different reasons.
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Why the hate for groms other than muh memes?
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>>15045854
Honda strong though
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>>15045847
These things
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>>15045871
true, it may be a 250 but itll go forever
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>>15045862
>>15045872
not bikes
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>>15045864
heavily modified crf110 that cost more money than its worth and people still buy them
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>>15045872
Some trikes are ok though.
Not for me, but still pretty ok
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>>15045881
i can understand old people/women driving them, you don't need a motorcycle license for a trike where i live either just a car license
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>>15045875
True. But I think I'm a bit to heavy to ride a 250cc
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>>15045887
well im a manlet so it fits me well
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>>15045864

Because Groms are the most popular meme bike and they have a memorable name. It's called the MSX125 in the UK which makes it more forgettable.
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>>15045886
Here you need an m2 for a motorcycle, and an m3 for a trike. Such is life
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>>15045888
Haha. Well I like picking up and putting down heavy things.
Everyone needs a hobby I guess
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>>15045847
tough to split the difference between

>FZ/MT-09
>Iron 883
>Grom
>DR-Z400SM
>Ninja 300

All incredibly overrated, all incredibly average (or just hunks of shit)

what's most impressive is the MT bikes ability to literally melt peoples brains, this is somebody talking about the MT-10, supposedly litrebikes rev out to 18,000 RPM and he actually seems to buy all that marketing about torque like it's gonna have any more than any other I4 1000.
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>>15045890
Same thing in Thailand, it also goes for about $1,800
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e-skY28eB-8
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>>15045852
How do you plan mounting it?
I'm currently having the same problem with my helmet not offering enough space to properly chin mount it
Also can you remove 3M tape without damaging the paintjob?
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>>15045904
absolute mad man
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>>15045913
>helmet not offering enough space to properly chin mount it
SUGRU nigga. shits tough as hell and sticks to anything.
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>>15045805
I hope it is a rainy winter
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>>15045913
Just cut and layer the 3m tape, works fine.


Heat up the mount with a hairdryer, will help remove the tape
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>>15045899
Which part is the meme with MT9-7?
Their engines btfo all the competition
Stay assmad nobike
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>>15045947
>stay assmad

Why do you see the speck in your brother's eye, but fail to see the beam of wood in your own?
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Picking songs for your edits is so fucking hard.
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>>15045947
ray of darkness or something along those lines, their advertising was toward fuckwits and the fuckwits flocked to them.
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>>15045847
250 cc sportbikes
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>>15045963
>>>>>>>>not revving your heart
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>>15045962
here
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ENnAa7rqtBM
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>>15045963
>Hating a bike because of the ads
>also not embracing the dark side of japan
edgy-y
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>>15045963
they're bikes for straight line heroes and commuters.

They are liked mostly by retards because they appeal to people who are not very good at riding but just like squeezing the throttle every now and then on their commute home to "feel the tork bro"

Expect any FZ/MT-09 owner to bang on about how the bike just wheelies all the time but also expect them to be completely unable to hold a wheelie above maybe 2 inches up whatsoever.

Hell we even got a video demonstration from somebody on /o/ with an FZ-09 (see the wheelie? yeah me neither)
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Why is the M1 so based?
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>>15045979
looks like he's learning to papa willy. what's that got to do with the bike?
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>>15045986
It's used by the best riders.
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>>15045990
Nothing, the bike is just a 5/10 appliance.

We were discussing what made it a meme bike, and the obsessive love of it by garbage riders is what does.
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>>15045999
>digits
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this dirty corner almost took us both out
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>its supposed to be 49F (9C) on sunday


J U S T
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>>15046013
That is a nice temp to ride
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>>15046016
not if you don't have the right gear
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>>15046021
stop being a squid
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>>15046021
have fun dying you massive cuck
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>>15046021
fuck you faggot
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>>15046022
>>15046026
>>15046029
IM POOR
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>>15045864
Would a Grom be capable of highway speed?
I don't see the point of motorcycles and scooters that aren't capable of travelling on a highway.
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>>15046031
suck more dicks
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started up a motorcycle for the first time yesterday, a Kawasaki ER-6N.

I'll be honest, it did give me a bit of a stiffy.
Can't wait for actual lessons.

Looking to get an SV650 as a first bike, thoughts?
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>>15046031
its ok anon, make gear out of duct tape and cardboard, waterproof, keeps you warm and it works well enough.
go full poor fag don't half arse this shit.
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>>15046034
gud
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>>15046032
I suppose so, but every truck in the first lane will be a battle to the death.
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>>15046041
naked tho, don't like the looks of that one.
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>>15046047
yeah, only faggots ride those ones
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>about to leave car park
>kindergarten kids throw a ball my way over a fence by accident
>ride to the ball to throw it back
>ball touches exhaust pipe and explodes
>mfw I left
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>>15046047
your prerogative.
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>>15046051
don't be hatin
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>>15046058
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threds ded, good night /dbt/
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>>15046116
nighty night
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>>15046122
We can go riding this weekend after I service your mazda3.
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>>15046032
Great for asian countries where the city is super dense and its impossible to find parking for cars.
Gimmicky af in the USA though
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>>15046125
is there somebody on /dat/ with a mazda 3 you're confusing me with?
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>>15046144
just fishing
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>>15046144
Let's go for a ride tomposter, what bike you got. I can lend you my GS500 that just gathers dust now. If you really are without bike.
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>>15046002
I just want them to be happy together...
I need rul34 of vale and Jorge now!
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>>15046164
Ask ranka fujiwara for some, I'm sure she's made it.
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>tfw nearest track to me closed down
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>>15046175
OH SHIT SHE DUN A LORIS BAZ

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PNwqZsCBQkQ
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>>15045777
Vibration. Get an LED replacement. It happened to me too.
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Best motorcycle youtube channels (preferably trip report kinda stuff like gosutto)?
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>>15045805

>screw ends pointing up

ya dun goof'd
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>>15046227
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j27k7_tPIds
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>>15046273
wtfs a gumby
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>>15046277
when somebody is really unco they're a gumby
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>>15046287
wtf is unco
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>>15046290
fuck off ya unco gumby
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>>15046291
this
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>>15046291
aw shiet ok
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>>15046290
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>>15046273
I have done a few of his routes on the DL1000. Some are hard work on the big bitch.
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0-4 keep shitposting until work is over
5-6 find a room I can snooze in for an hour
7-9 ride home right now

I slept like 5 hours and I have a 150 km ride before me. In rainy weather, no less. Still 3.5 hours to go.
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>>15046273
comfy video
makes me want to put spokes on my shitbike and go innawoods
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sometimes you just don't have any luck
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qSccCn5r2N8
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>>15046360

go sleep
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>>15046369
Holy shit kek
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>>15045899
>Super moto meme bike
Get out cuckold boy
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>>15046369
ABS would have saved him
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>>15046369
>I don't need to wear leathers just don't crash
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>>15046369
poor guy
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>>15046369
poor EBR...
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>>15046371
The question is, where? I could sleep in the break room since there's a couch there but I don't think it'd make a good impression.
Especially since all its walls towards the inside of the building are glass and everyone always leaves their office doors open.
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>>15046398
In the shitter m8
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has anyone tried riding their bike like this?
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or this?
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Can't find it in the service manual, what is this on the side of my KLE500? What happens if I rotate it?
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>>15046496
>te
it adjusts your idle speed
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>>15046499
Thanks
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looks comfy
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>>15046476
>>15046487
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>>15046502
how the fuck do you guys make the thing fuck up this bad?
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just got some new ape hangers guys
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>>15046350

This is how you fix your chicken strips lads.
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> TT dude still didn't reply
REEEEEEE

at least I still have my license.
how's your day so far dbt?
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do you fags even drag sack
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>>15046530
Shit like always.

It stopped raining at least and there's a bit of sun out, I'm thinking about what to do.
I could go to the dainese store to try the pants I wanted to buy but I can't be bothered because the clerk is an asshole
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>>15046532
Been sackin' 7 years dewd
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Going to look at a 2008 1098s next Sunday hyped as fuck
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>>15046551
Noice
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>>15046542
bet you cant drag some dome tho
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daily reminder that honda a shit
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>>15046578
tru
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>>15046551
i hope you enjoy breaking down ever other ride

>ayy lmao
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>>15046578
delet this
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why are you not out poppin dunk wellys RIGHT NOW?
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>>15046623
am drunk
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>>15046597
>calling the DL1000 a bush pig
>its not a DR650
frig off pal
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>>15046623

Getting me leathers dry cleaned today
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>>15046578
Wos host Du grod von mia gsagt Du gstingada kloana Saugrattler? Du woast fei scho dass I schon aus da Grundi im Hochzug bei de Gebirgsjaga ois Besta aussaganga bin, I war in am Hauffa saugeheime Raffareien mit de Mohammedana und hob über 300 obgraglt, garantiert. I bin a drainierta Untergrundkempfa und I bin da beste Scharfschütz von da ganzn Armee. Du bist nix für mi ois a zui mera, I blos Dir so prazis Dei Liachtal aus wie's die Welt no ned gseng hod, host me? Du glaubst Du kanntst davokemma nachdem Du sowas von mia gsogt host aufm Internet? Da denkst nummoi drüba noch, Oarschgsicht. Grao wie mia redn ruaf I meine Spionage-Spezln im ganzn Bayernland zsam, und dei IP werd grod im moment zruckverfoigt oiso richt Di scho amoi her fürn Sturm, Du Wurm. Der Sturm der wo des kloane Ding ausradiert wos Du rührselig Lebn nennst. Du bist aufgschmissn. Kloana. I kon übaroi sei, ollawei, und i kon de auf mera wia siebnhundad Artn dagragln, und des aloa mit meine Handerln. I bin ned blos gübt im Wirtshausraffa, sondern i hob a an zugriff auf des ganze Arsenal von der freiwillign Feiawehr von Olching und i werd des ois hernemma damit Dei gstingada Hintan vom schena Bayernland runtergspült werd, Du kloana Schoashauffn! Wenn Du gwusst hätts wos Dei kloana "schlauer" Kommentar auf De runterreisst, dann hättst wahrscheinlich Dei voisoachts Maul ghoidn. Aba Du hosts ned kenna, Du host Dei Mei aufreissn miassn, und jetzt zoist, Du gottverdammta Troddl. I scheiss an grant üba Dir aus und Du werst drin dasauffa. Du bist komplett hi, Klona
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>>15046642
k
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>>15046634
It's certainly more of a pig than the DR650.

also, hook line and sinker
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>>15046642
>oberbayern
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>>15046653
But muh AdventureOz
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>>15046642
such an ugly language
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>>15046657
I was thinking about getting a DR650 after doing a few of his rides on the v-strom. It is just a lot of weight to try and toss about.
Only problem is that I really like that power and the torx of the big v-twin.
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>>15046642

Wo bist der kuhlschrank?
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>>15046642
Is hochdeutsch is best deutsch?
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>>15046666
Was für ne Scheiße hast du da über mich gesagt, du kleine Schlampe? Du solltest wissen, dass ich als Klassenbester meine Klasse der KSK abgeschlossen habe und involviert war in verschiedenen geheimen Einsätzen gegen Al-Qaida und über 300 bestätigte Liquidationen habe. Ich bin trainiert in Gorilla Kriegsführung und der beste Scharfschütze der gesamten Bundeswehr. Für mich bist du nichts, als ein weiteres Ziel. Ich werde dich scheißenochmal auslöschen, mit einer Präzision, die auf dieser Welt noch nie zuvor gesehen wurde, denk an meine scheiß Worte! Du glaubst du kannst mit der Scheiße, die du mir übers Internet erzählst davonkommen? Denk nochmal nach, Ficker! Während wir reden, kontaktiere ich mein geheimes Netzwerk von Spionen quer durch Deutschland und deine IP wird zurückverfolgt, du solltest dich also auf den Sturm vorbereiten, Made. Der Sturm, der das lächerliche Ding auslöscht, das du dein Leben nennst. Du bist tot, Kind. Ich kann überall sein, jederzeit, und kann dich auf über 700 Arten umlegen - und das nur mit meinen bloßen Händen. Ich bin nicht nur extensiv trainiert in unbewaffnetem Kampf, ich habe Zugang zum gesamten Waffenarsenal der Deutschen Bundeswehr und ich werde es bis zum Letzen ausreizen, um deinen miserablen Arsch vom Antlitz dieses Kontinents zu wischen, du kleines Stück Scheiße. Wenn du nur hättest wissen können, welche unheilige Vergeltung dein kleiner, "cleverer" Kommentar auf dich herabbringen würde, vielleicht hättest du dann deine scheiß Zunge festgehalten. Aber du konntest nicht, du wolltest nicht und jetzt zahlst du den Preis, du gottverdammter Idiot. Ich werde Zorn über dich scheißen und du wirst darin ertrinken. Du bist tot, Kleiner.
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mien knackwurst isst throbbin fur das ybr
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>>15046623
Cuz I'm at work.


And I don't know how to willie
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>>15046679
>knackwurst
get's my everytime lel
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>>15046669
Africa twin. The og one
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>>15046678

Ich werde drei bratwurst gegessen.
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I don't know what to do goys
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>>15046669
Yeah that 1000cc power is worlds different from the DR. I cant decide between a DR650 and DRZ400 cause muh aircooled simplicity but then the DRZ is much lighter.
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>>15046686
verpiss dich
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Be5KkKCHqMg
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>>15046669
the dr650 drags pretty hard for being a lazy airhead, pretty fun trail bike if you dont mind doing a little work on it.

>>15046685
>500lbs
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>>15046685
Like I can find one of those for sale in Australia, I do see one occasionally getting about out near Boonah/Allandale. mad jelly when I see it too.
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>>15046689
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>>15046699
I just saw a new one recently. It wasn't as cool as the hype led on. The tiger 800xcx looks like a much better weapon
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>>15045847
GS500 a shit
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>>15046715
fucken knackwurst
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>>15046715
>says the owner of the biggest meme bike
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>>15046715
a best

>cheap
>reliable
>runs without maintenance forever
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>>15046719
>dat hairline
kek, IKTF on the chest hair doe
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>>15046730
>runs without maintenance forever
and valves tighter than a nuns cunt as I found out when I bought mine.
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>>15046730
sounds like a WR 125
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Doing my CBT tomorrow lads, I might buy a 125 as well.

Should I get a tripcode so I can be part of the cool gang?
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>>15046741
(You)
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>>15046741
>Cock Ball Torture
>Tripfag

seems fitting
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>>15046741
but what's the point of it?
the fun of 4chin ist that you are anonymous, so if you use a trip you can might aswell go to reddit
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>>15046741
>125
I audibly kekd
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CUdBnO4jp9k
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>>15046753
your bike has the power:weight worse then a modern 125. should you really comment?
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>>15046749
so much this

no one knows I'm a 55yo peadophile here.
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>bought new bike 2 weeks ago
>literally 10 out of the 14 days has been nothing but rain

AAAAAAAAAAHRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRG
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>>15046775
>wanted to buy a new bike
>wrote the dude an email
>it's suddenly not avaivable no more, due never replied

REEEEEE
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Picking up my sv650s in t-minus 3 hours.
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>>15046781
>sv650s
SV650N > SV650F >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>SV650S
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>>15046781
getting hype
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dbt,

how much do you pay for a headlight?
looks like you can pay anywhere from $15-150. I ask because I'm thinking about buying a sv650n that the owner put a stupid looking aftermarket headlight on.
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>>15046802

Depends how much you want to see/be seen
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>>15046794
F > S >>>>>>> N
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>>15046794
Not paying 4k for an sv650n when i got this for 1.8k lol
>>15046795
After a month of nobike, me too
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125 Rep. Cold out.
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>>15046794
Agreed. Throw some Renthal Streetfighter bars on that bitch and you'll love life.
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>>15046806
I got mine for $2k too, that's how I know it's a shit.
Pointy frame or curvy frame?
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>>15046765
>muh power to weight
>muh HP/l
Unless it's an rs125 it's a turd. Hmu when your bike can do over a hunnid bb ;)
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>>15046519
That green van got fucked up by a truck the other day, unfortunately I didn't have the camera mounted.

Instead have a shitty boring webm with barely visible skid marks and a knocked over stop sign.
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>>15046806
it's been exactly two months and one day since I sold the WR
feels bad man ;_;
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>>15046815
YOU DIDN'T STOP

REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
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>>15046819
Stop wasting time on here and work some extra hours to buy a real bike or just kill yourself. The latter would be preferable to all of us.
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>>15046819
FUCK OFF NOBIKE
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>>15046823
Hey I like wr Anton. He memes hard and doesn't afraid of anybody
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>>15046812
06 version so I'm guessing pointy.
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>>15046829
I cummed on your face, fagget!
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>>15045774
I can do basic stuff but things like engine rebuilds are beyond me
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>>15045765
be my pony waifu?
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>>15046823
that's pretty tough, anon.
>>15046829
th-thanks you too
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>>15046840
Yeah well plenty of other people do it. Quit bitching about something you can easily change.
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>>15046819
I thought I could do it, but it worse with each passing day.
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>>15046819
kek, its been like a year and a bit since i have been 2bikes.
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>>15046831
That would be second gen, fuel injected. Looks infinitely better than picrelated.

Speaking of which, just how bad carburetors are? What kind of problems can I expect from buying an ancient carburetored bike?
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Even work on bike
Odd be lazy piece of shit rest of the day
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>>15046848
I can't easily cahnge it tho :^)
>>15046849
I know m8
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Weather is finally getting decent up here in the upper Rust Belt. Had a great commute to work today. I'm also happy that school is out, so the chances of me getting hit by a texting Chinese driver is lower than ever.
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>>15046871
My experience with an 05 ninja 500r, they were terrible as long as you rode your bike as much as possible. Only problem is that when you buy it from somebody you don't know if they've been riding the bike or stored it for a long ass time.
Cold mornings are annoying as fuck, that's about all I have experience on. I got lucky, never had to take them out to clean because PO actually rode his bike and did maintenance, he showed me all the receipts.
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>>15046878
Get wrenching ya fag
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>>15046887
Weren't* fucking thinking faster than I'm typing. Carbs are not bad as long as you ride your bike.
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>>15046878
AYY LMAO

I wish you best of luck and have fun anon. Hope you and your baiku will survive.
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>>15046887
are you retarded?
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>>15046891
doing it right now

>>15046905
thank you m8, i just need to clean the carb should go quick
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>the baiku i said I will buy since started looking for KLX 450 is still for sale
it's either complete shit or we're made for each other. Or both.
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>>15046911
And how am I retarded?
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>>15046917
M8 sell all your weaboo pillows and toys and just buy it/a2 already
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>>15046926
>they were terrible as long as you rode your bike as much as possible.

wat
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>>15046930
Come on dude, read >>15046895
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>>15046926
he just asked if you are
>>15046929
I don't even own a single japanese related thing 2bh
I already applied for A2, but it takes 4 to 6 weeks for the fellas in the dmv to register me, and before I'm not registered I'm not allowed to take my test

maybe i'd go for this ninja >>15046881 instead tho for going fast (and potentially killing myself in the process)
or buy one of the 2 TT 600 that are still up, one shares month and year of birth with me kek
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>measuring myself to buy a pair of pants
>waist 94cm
>hips 97cm
>check relative sizing
>52 EU for the waist
>46 EU for my hips

What the fuck am I suppose to get? a 50?
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>>15046934
yeah, browser didn't update before my autism kicked in.
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>>15046950
You're forgiven.
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>>15046946
>52

Close
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>>15046946
the one that fits best
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>>15046946
How do you not know what pabt size you are?

>>15046943
Kek. Get the ninja m8. I really want something fast for my next bike, probably either an fj1100/1200 or a katana 750 or maybe even a hornet 600 or 919
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>>15046954
but not forgotten
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>>15046962
any specific reason for the ninja?
>inb4 you just want me to kill myself
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>first time recording commute
>quality is utter shit

Welp, changed quality from 720/60 to 1080/30 now, hope that helps otherwise i will return the chinkcam
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>>15046957
>64
>6xl

Wat.

>>15046960
I wouldn't have this problem but I'm ordering online.

>>15046962
>How do you not know what pabt size you are?
How do you not know that pant size changes from brand to brand?
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>>15046969
post webm m8

what cam?
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>>15046972
just go somewhere and try different pants, remember the size of the one that fits best and then order it in this size
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Anybody in the bay area wanna go Harley tipping later?
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>>15046974
In gym atm but will post webms later tonight, even tho i'm a nobike cager
Cam is called cs720
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>>15046972
>implying waist and length change

>>15046968
Because kawa stronk. And sport and sport tourers will help you get the wymmins

That being said I see a few first gen concourse for sale. Ideally I'll get something with efi though because
>carbs
But the Denver market is weird. I wanted a vfr800 originally but those are oddly pricey as fuck. Maybe an fz6if i find the right deal but I am leaning towards a peterbike
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>>15046981
how much money will i need?
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>>15046978
I can't be bothered going to the dainese store for this, they'rre cock gobblers.

>>15046985
>>implying waist and length change
Holy shit kitkat you're so fucking stupid I'm surprised you don't forget to breathe and die.
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>>15046985
>peterbike
YES
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>>15046985
What a fucking moron
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>>15046998
A number is a number bruv

Unless y'all yurops use some weird number system
>based 32w/30l
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>>15046946
>order both
>send one back

That's how onlinestores work
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>>15047004
Shit would be cool. My Harley dream might have to wait
>best if both worlds, get a magna or a first gen vmax
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>>15046998
no I mean any store at all like, even a H&M or something

>>15046985
all the Sport Kawas need new TÜV tho, but the
Kawasaki Ninja ZX - 6 R sounds quite good.
Or I could take 2 grand from my very special money depot that I shouldn't actually take money off and buy the KLX

>implying I want that people start a conversation with me
>implying I could talk to dem wimminz
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>>15047026
The point is that you don't need to talk to wimminz. You just show up and they hop on your dick ;)

Also h&m is p cool
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>>15047044
A bike is like a 200 kg steel penis basically.
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>>15047044
I don't get the hype about h&m in the US
it's a poorfag store here in Germany ayy
>wanting random women on you're dik
I'm not a sloot, I need to stay pure for my 2d qt maiden
j/k I just don't want to catch stds or be awkward
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>>15045864
People think it's funny because it's tiny and you look huge while riding it, and it's also slow.

And then it stops being funny and you realise you've just got a shit bike.
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>>15047044
THIS
H
I
S

If I actually had to talk to wimminz I wouldn't fuck nearly as much
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>>15047047
>steel

boi step up and get aluminum frame and block
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>>15046273
Most motorcyclists I know rode dirt as a kid and then transitioned to road as an adult, I've never ridden dirt but think it looks like fun. Where would I get started?
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>>15047053
>condom
And yeah it's a poorfag store here but at least the clothes are decent quality and pretty cool.
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>>15047068
>get dirt bike/dualsport/enduro
>find some trails or fields or anywhere off-road
>ride on it
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>>15047047
My bike is aluminum tho

>>15047053
Its a poorfag store in the US too
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>>15047070
>at least the clothes are decent quality

not better than any other fast fashion shit.
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>>15047087
I got a nice thick jacket from them for like 50 that's got good style and is super warm but I lost it :( I need to get another. All the things I've gotten from them have been good though.
>Nordstrom rack is God tier shopping though on a budget
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>>15047068
>tfw started riding when 30yo

I will forever be a shitcunt rider.
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>>15047087
Better than Chinese fake adidas or some shit.
>not better than any other fast fashion shit
I also like uniqlo because I know the clothes aren't going to fall apart
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>>15047100
I enjoy uniqlo as well. Great shit there. Whenever I visit my parents in NYC I go to their flagship store. Also a big fan of UO but it's pricier unless you find good stuff on sale.
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>>15047107
Faggot: The post
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>>15047096
no no no. you're doing it wrong

remember the kids on dbt have been memeing for years. they started at 12 and are still here 3 or 4 years later, claiming to be biku, have gf, not be virgins (>>15047070
)

we're all really nobike faggots who never leave the basement.

now try it with me:
>I've been riding for 30yrs
>you'll never be anything but a shitcunt rider because you started so late
>well prove you aren't a nobike then
>chicken strips
>I have owned and ridden every bike and I own one but it's not here in this state because although my parents are rich and I ride all the time I can't be bothered to bring my bike when I move to another state nor buy a new one so I am not nobike even though I can't ride

are we clear?
>>
>tfw taking my license test on an r1 as a bet

this is the most anxious I've been in a while guys
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>>15047125
>are we clear?
Rodger
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>>15047125
>implying I think I'm a great rider
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>>15047127
get it on video pls
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>>15047124
You're mom's a faggot.
>>
What type od microSD card do you guys use in your hero4's?

My sandisk ultra 32gb is fucking up.
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>>15047136
Fag enabler: The post
>>
>tfw no monies to buy cool shit

http://denver.craigslist.org/mcy/5572488672.html
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>>15047145
why do you want to buy inherently flawed designed rubbish?
>>
>>15047149
>asking kkk why he's a piece of shit

You brought this upon yourself
>>
>>15047145
>honda

top kek
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>>15047149
The oiling fix is pretty easy and common

And because it looks cool, does the quarter in low 11s and v4s are pretty neat sounding
>>
>>15047163
>needing to fix a design flaw

cuckold hipster please
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>>15047160
there he goes again, trying to force his summer memes
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>>15047167
They work alright without but it's a nice precaution.
>>
>>15046871
>ancient carb bike

I had a 1986 ZG1000 in 2015. But you're calling an '06 ancient?

What
>>
>>15047168
>implying it a meme
>>
>>15047168
I just want it to be winter again. Then its some quality shitposting.
>>
>>15047172
How was it? And weekday was the performance like?
>>
>>15047172
I implied buying something like Ninja 500 from 1994.
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>>15047172
anything carb'd is ancient technology that hasn't been changed since it's inception.
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>>15047170
fucking a vagina is ok but you can get by with anus
>>
>>15047175
yes, it so shit it can't even achieve the meme status

its just some faggot samefagging
>>
>>15047182
I prefer vag tbqh pham.
>>
>>15047177
0-60 in 3.4s

Loved that bike. I regret selling it every single day of my life. It was fast, comfortable, and reliable.
>>
>>15047062
those pixels
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>>15047182
There is nothing wrong with that statement though.
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>>15047186
denial

faggots. im off to bed. gonna try and fuck this fat bitch
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>>15047187
How was the handling?
>>
>>15047185
realize how it remove the ktm a shit meme? that was my plan and I will never stop

t. 'honda a shit'-poster
>>
>>15047196
*removed
>>
>>15047193
It was a big heavy touring bike, so it's nothing like a modern sport bike. But I never had any issues with it and could safely take twisties at vrey hihg sdpees
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>>15047196
>this is what ktm shitters actually belive
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>>15046350
Guys riding past must have been in hysterics.
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>>15047196
>implying the ktm a shit has gone away
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>>15047200
>ktm a shit is a top tier maymay
>honda a shit is not

mimimi bugurt japcrap lifter
>>
>>15047198
Hmm. It weighs like a 100lbs more than the fj while having 30 less HP. I think I'll stick to looking for the Yamaha
>>
>>15047208
>implying it got posted in the last 10 threads
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>>15047210
literally everyone in the dbt knows about the KTM a shit meme

just like everyone knows you are just samefagging and trying to force your summer memes everyday

>KTM
>ever not a shit

lel
>>
>>15047217
it got posted 2 threads before this, someone even circled the track bikes in the pic because some dumbass implied onlycross bikes are the shitty ones
>>
>>15047223
1290 is pretty dank tho
>>
>>15047217
It has.
>>
>>15047223
>weeb
>positive contribution to conversations
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>shitkat replies to your posts without your permission
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>>15047223
but I'm not the only guy posting honda a shit
>>
>>15047233
>mad ktm a shit
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>>15047239
>living in a country where you have to ask permission to have an opinion
Go back to your mullah for Sharia lessons, typical yurop
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>>15047250
>>15047250
>>15047250
>>15047250

Shut the fuck up, stop meme-ing and get over here.
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>>15046031
sorry anon I was just messing with you ;-; save money for more gear man its worth it
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>>15046178
the world is your track anon
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