Tales From The Dealership: Fucked Up Credit Edition

first for memes

>>15037222
I wasn't planning on sleeping anyway.

>>15037222

Nice trips and what a time to not be An Hero!!!!

>>15037222
first to checked

>>15037233

See:
>>15037232


But at the same second.

>>15037243
by 17 seconds Fak me

at least i got dubs

aww yis lpg thread

>>15037222
>>15037222
>I tell them that they really don't need to waste time looking at anything over 15,000, as it it will put them over the budget
>the daughter who is buying whips around and gives me a class 3 black bitch face
>Her: "what you mean only FIF-teen hunna dallas?!"
>Her: "I knows people gettin dez kinna carz fuh 300 a month!"
>jesus_christ_my_lord_and_savior.mp4
>I matrix the question a little bit and tell her I figure the payment around an average interest rate, minus what she said she wanted to put down
>this is where she hits me with the "Oh don't yuz worry bout credit! I knows muh credit iz gud!"
>spoiler alert: her credit? Not so good. I'm sure everyone is shocked, but let me get back to things
>So at this point, I know from experience the best thing to do is to just let her dream, pick a car, then let the financing knock her ass back to reality.
>You can't unteach ghetto-learned financing out on the lot.
>You have to let reality smack people like this in the face after they see a bank want thousands down and still give them a 500+ a month payment
>THEN, after this shit is all up in their sinuses, you can slide them back to something they might actually be able to afford, and close them
>So, I let them ooze all over the luxury cars till the daughter lands on a new-ish BMW 3 series with a 20K sticker price.
>After her, the mom, and the sister all agree that 'this is her shit', I direct them back inside so we can actually get some finance information
>sit them down in the office, and the mom starts in with 'so what kinda deal u gonna giv muh dawter?!"
>basically manage to stiff arm her, and say that the first thing we need to do is get the bank on board, and I "will work with the price to get them a payment that makes them happy"
>it's a good enough line of bulshit that she buys it, and I avoid wasting even more time trying to negotiate with these fucks on a car I know they can't buy
>so I start getting the daughters info...

finally get to one of these early.
Truly the most blessed of days

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>mfw

HURRY THE FUCK UP DOOD

>>15037222
This thread is exactly what i needed tonight, 10/10 timing

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Ah, a story about the brown people.

Type faster u fag

fuck LPG, hurry up every chance you get, shit

>>15037341
Fuck, that was a previous thread. Sorry.

>>15037327
YOU CALM YOUR TITS!

you're a great tripfag LPG, but i really wish you'd pretype your greentexts.
Then again, just hanging out in here anticipating your next post is kinda fun too

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>>15037321

>its a niggers are retards greentext
it gets repetitive after a while you guise :/

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When you're done typing, what are some good tips for haggling? I'm going out sometime this week and I'm taking a look at a couple Chevrolet SS models.

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>>15037350

>>15037351
It gives us a chance to conversate. Kinda like a short intermission

>>15037305
>the daughter lives at home with mom (this will become important later)
>she is unemployed
>her only income is drawing disability for around 900 a month
>mom and sister both make it clear from the start they aren't going to co-sign (which is hilarious on the face, given her 'MUH CREDIT GUD!' song and dance earlier
>so I get in all the info, punch in the info for the car, and send this shit off to the banks
>Tier I, II, and III...decline
>Tier IV.......ALSO DECLINE
>holy_shit_balls.exe
>it's been FOREVER since I've seen someone get flat out declined
>usually one of the tier III or tier IV banks will at least make an offer. they might want a huge down payment, or have a huge APR, but they at least make an offer
>getting declined outright means you have some truly epic fuck ups on your credit.
>so I go back to the office and tell the trio they were declined on the BMW
>all 3 start squawking at once, all bitching to various degrees about not getting the approval
>I have to explain that the banks make the decision to extend a loan offer or not, and that I have no control over that
>but, in an offer to calm the chimp out down, I tell them I will contact one of the lenders to see if there is anything we can do to get an approval
>I pull the phone number for our tier iv bank, and call them up, give them the application number, and get routed to the analyst who looked at it.
>the guy has to stifle a laugh when he pulled the application up on his side.
>tells me her credit is absolute shit.
>Only way they would offer an approval is on a 2015 model year car, less than 30K miles, less than 14K
>I tell him she lives at home with mom, has no way to prove any stipulations other than her disability income
>says they would only offer above loan on condition that a GPS tracker is fitted before she leaves the lot
>we both have a giggle, and I ask guy if he can fax me a copy of the approval + her credit score over so I can lay this shit out
>he agrees

>>15037393
>>Tier IV.......ALSO DECLINE
what a tweest

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>>15037393
bank analyst faxed over the documents, THIS was her credit score, let that shit sink in before the story continues

>>15037399
oooohh shit

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>>15037399
but how

>>15037399
Cheezus
There's homeless people with higher scores than that

>>15037399
Did she sign up for and max every credit card that she has ever gotten in the mail?

>>15037393
Why do banks only want to finance brand new cars?

>>15037399
i'm more worried that there are 4% of people with a lower score than that

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>>15037399
>black woman on disability living at home with momma
>488 credit score

>>15037417
that, then not pay a dime thinking she was getting away with it

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>>15037378
Yeah if only they would learn to stop being retarded

>>15037420
Warranty means they're less likely to become thrashed heaps of shit, hence holder a greater value for WHEN the bank have to repossess it.

>Just broke up with the gf of two years 20 minutes ago
>lpg thread

There is a god.

>>15037420
They can recoup the most resale value when they are inevitably repo'd

>>15037399
How the fuck do these people manage to stay alive? That's horrific.

>>15037433
That makes sense, thanks.

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>>15037434
F

>>15037438
>How the fuck do these people manage to stay alive? That's horrific.
The Government is their "Masta", getting basically free housing, free electricity, free TV and cell phones, free food... hell, in some cases free tickets to theme parks like Kings Island

I believe this is the second story I've seen where someone got flat out declined by a Tier IV bank. Forgot the first. I do remember how a Tier IV bank pulled their offer after finding out that the client was trying to lie about having a full time job.

>>15037456
my job is getting those people cell phones. They understand the system.

>>15037466
Yet you're voting for a socialist

Oh it just gets better with you

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>>15037399
>488
>4% of Americans have a score lower than that

>>15037472
the obamaphone, as it is commonly called, is a complete socialist program created by ronald reagan. it was bush who transferred subscriptions to cheap cellphones.

>>15037393
>>15037399
>so, I now have in hand the only way this girl gets a car through us
>can only be a used 2015
>can't have more than 30K miles
>can't be more than 14K out the door
>we have to arrange for a GPS tracker to be fitted before she takes legal possession
>I also have in hand her credit report with her busted ass 488 credit score.
>we actually have a used 2015 Hyundai Accent on the lot that I can get her into for under 14K out the door.
>before I even go back to wade into this shit-bog, I write up the deal on the Accent
>I put all the paperwork in order, get my clip board with the loan for the Hyundai, and walk back in
>first things first, I put the credit report on the table, and walk through that
>to give you the summarized version, I tell her that her credit is shit
>next, I tell her the that only one bank is willing to offer her a loan
>then I outline the conditions for getting that loan
>then I take my clipboard with the contract for the accent and put it on the table
>I tell her that's all I've got, she can take the hyundai, with 500 down, at 18% for 72 months, or keep kicking her can down the road
>mom and daughter both have a look of utter defeat on their faces
>mom keeps repeating "this ain't right, this just ain't right"
>I finally look up and ask her directly "what isn't right ma'am"
>Her: "Just, dis, y'all only given us one option, dat intress rate, dis just isn't right"
>Me: And you are more than welcome to seek a better deal elsewhere ma'am, but if you want a car from us, this is what's on the table, and it won't be here tomorrow.

Long story short, she signed, because they'd been 11 other places and couldn't get anything. she picks the car up friday, as the bank finally got someone out to put the GPS tracker on the damn thing

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>>15037399
>tfw disabled NEET living with momma
>tfw still have 780 credit score
how do these people survive?

>>15037466
>my job is getting those people cell phones. They understand the system.
I used to be a "Property Manager" for some Section 8 shits
Never before had I ever wanted to murder so badly when I saw how they lived

Of course they vote too... all Democrat for da gibs.

And people wonder why I support Trump...

>>15037393
Why do so many people finance used cars in the US in the first place?
Living in Australia so maybe it's a different country thing but here if you can't buy a used car without financing it you just don't buy it.

>>15037486
Reagan is somehow responsible for free cell phone plans for nig nogs?

It surprises me not at all that your voting liberal.

>>15037496
trump can't abolish social welfare problems, don't be daft.

>>15037486
>is a complete socialist program created by ronald reagan
>socialist program
>created by Ronald Reagan
does not compute.

>>15037488
Why the hell do these people try to buy near-new or brand new vehicles when given their horrific credit scores and faced with these onerous loan conditions? Are there no places they could go to get, say, a ten-year-old econobox for just a couple grand?

>>15037514
Because there are tons of poor people who couldn't afford a used car any other way, and in MANY places in the US, you aren't able to function without a car

10-20 years ago, the used car market was such that you could ostensibly buy a decent used car for 500-1000 bucks

Cash for clunkers, rice tax, and rising gas prices completely transformed the cheap used car market in the US, gave rise to the buy here, pay here dealership model, and pushed people into financing cheap used shitboxes

>>15037492
Same here, full NEET on the disability and yet my credit is absolutely excellent.

>>15037515
>reagan established plan to give people free access to the telephone
>bush transferred that to cell phones
>IT'S OBAMA'S FAULT

nigga can you read?

>>15037488
3 months tops before it gets repo'd

>>15037525
see
>>15037529

cash 4 clunkers, rice tax, and gas crunch in the mid-2000's basically destroyed that market in the US

>>15037525
Look fampai,

If your credit score is less than 500 you:
A. probably have less than a grand to your name
B. have no judgement abilities
C. feel entitled to shit wayyy nicer than you can afford.

If this surprises you its possible your as silly as them.

>>15037517
>>15037515
the lifeline phone program was a social welfare program for lower income households to have a phone line in order for them to have the resources to get a job (imagine trying to contact an employer without being able to talk to them, this was the 80s mind you). So reagan got this program in. fast forward to the bush era, he updated the system to allow for cell phones as times and technology had changed.

basically, free phones from the gubmint to dindus and poor people. social welfare, socialism, by reagan.

>>15037514
You do buy used cars with finance in aus, but you only do it IMPROVE your credit, not because it's so shit that's your only option.

I financed a $19,000 car just before i turned 20, 3 year loan with an $8k downpayment and i paid the remaining off before i was 21.
Dat delicious fucking credit mane

>>15037517
Look at what Reagan did in CA, especially with firearms. He was a fag.

>>15037516
>trump can't abolish social welfare problems, don't be daft.
Actually POTUS could, the programs are mostly purview of the Executive branch, or at least a drastic re-structuring.

>Democrat President Lyndon Baines Johnson who stated, “I’ll have those niggers voting Democratic for the next 200 years”
When he started up "Welfare"

>>15037529

there's plenty of used cars on craigslist for 1-3k though

>>15037533
With a 488 credit score, it's almost certain she already has multiple repo's on her credit. People like this walk away from car loans the way some people walk away from credit card debt

>>15037553
people with a 488 credit score don't have 1-3k in cash on hand to buy something off craigslist

>>15037542
So I guess you're voting republican then since they do what Democrats represent.

>>15037525
Because the US allowed cash for clunkers to happen, which absolutely destroyed their used car market.

Here in aus you can get a fully working shitbox with 6 months rego on it for less than $500usd.

>>15037542
And you want to put someone in office who will perpetuate programs like that AND put more in place, why?

>>15037529
>10-20 years ago, the used car market was such that you could ostensibly buy a decent used car for 500-1000 bucks
You can still do that, it's just old Toyotas and Hondas that are overpriced because of their hyped reliability. What you look for are old Saturns and K Cars.
Like this: https://sacramento.craigslist.org/cto/5581741008.html

>>15037569
>>15037540
>>15037537
Ah, that explains it.

Sorry to hear about your country's fucked used car market.

t. Australian

>>15037546
True, and I would do that too but my financial position isn't stable enough to do that sort of thing at the moment.
>>15037559
Fucking oath that IS poor.

>>15037559
Isn't it true tho that credit score is only part of the bank's decision process? Say Ms. 488 also had 4k a month rolling in because she slipped on peepee and Costco is paying her restitution because she sued them and won? Or does it not matter because credit score is so shit?

>>15037564
They really don't, Reagan was just a shit president overall. Given the obscene monopolies phone companies have the Bush transfer to cell phones was probably cheaper for the gov. I dont know why people think cell phones are a luxury item nowadays, they literally sell disposable burners in every gas station

>>15037564
no, my point is that in all honesty, when the person in power actually gets elected, it doesn't matter what they campaigned on. that being said, I have and will continue to vote democrat. if the republicans had a positive and moderate candidate I would have voted for them assuming I liked the principles that were campaigned on.

look at the democrats, they claim to be progressive yet are still deathly afraid of doing anything to forward nuclear research and power and development. shit's retarded

>>15037552
>When he started up "Welfare"
kek

but wouldn't the senate have to approve an action like that?

>>15037542
Nigga you must be meme'n me.

The lifeline program was passed under Reagan sure, but it provided a discounted rate to poor people. Essentially a tax credit on poor people so they could afford to have a landline in there homes for public safety reasons.

Then the FCC (not bush) expanded the policy to include cell phones. Included in there rewritten policy was the inclusion of free cell phones, free minutes, and free texting services. This went into effect at the end of Bushes term, and thus Obama catches the blame for the FCC bullshit that was passed through a (spoiler) liberal congress.

Read the whole story before you spout bullshit and try and pin free cell phones on Reagan of all people.

Neck yourself m8

>>15037583
No, they take income, debt and debt history, and credit score into account

>>15037572
drop in the bucket. the student loan bubble AND the car loan bubble are both gonna pop in the next decade and wreck the economy again no matter who gets elected

>>15037576
again, these types of people don't have 1100, nor the knowledge to successfully navigate CL for a decent beater car

>>15037583
Income only matters to a point. I have had people making over 100 grand a year still get 14-18% APR's because they have shit credit. In her case, a 488 score would have maxed the interest rate, no matter how much money she brings in, because with a score that low, they assume you are going to blow it on hookers and blow anyway

>>15037517
it turns out Reagan was actually a shit president

>>15037600
Of course they are. But that's a whole other conversation about useless degrees and the notion that having a college degree is an essential.

>>15037572
you seem to think I have a problem with programs like that.

>>15037600
>student loan bubble
that is legit. all these students getting degrees they don't need/can't apply to a real job and a massive amount of debt that they have to default on will not end well.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uwOq8zB-ido

>>15037488
>%18 interest rate

Holy shit.

>>15037569
>Because the US allowed cash for clunkers to happen, which absolutely destroyed their used car market.

CARS accounted for a bare fraction of the used car market. Its actual effect on prices is vastly overstated by people with an agenda.

>>15037399
And I thought I was sitting bad at a 560. Fugg.

>>15037593
that's more than I know. still reagan approved it, he "passed" it. as for bush you are correct.

even if it gets passed through congress it still needs to be approved by the president.

>>15037590
>but wouldn't the senate have to approve an action like that?
Senate? No. House of Reps? Yes. Since the HoR handles the Government money.
Learn how Government works

>>15037619
>668
I have no clue if this is good or not.

>>15037609
>you seem to think I have a problem with programs like that
Ok, so why do you think anything should be given out by the government? Why do you and others like you think the government owes you a certain quality of life?

And why do you think people that actually make something of themselves should pay for those that don't?

>>15037222
Is there another story or are we just going to /pol/ now?

Ok LPG, my credit is shit, I'm talking 600 something, I'm looking at a 08 s2000 CR with 56k km on the odo for 20k. I can put up to 10k down, how bad am I going to get fucked?

>>15037581
That's the thing though, you're not going to do what i did because you know you can't afford to.
Difference is, you're not a retarded american. The vast majority of them have no ability to use their money properly because they've been brought up in a credit culture and have no part of this in their schooling.

We know you never do anything outside of a home load without being able to pay off at least 51% of the debt immediately, they don't.

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>>15037559
I really don't know how you haven't killed someone get.
Or at least laughed in their face.

I'm starting to think that there is no one who can actually afford the car their in. Meanwhile I'm at 4 cars and 0 payments. I never understood why people sell their cars when they're still running, they go forever now.
174k miles is the lowest and just hit 320k in the 3500 van. EXT still chugging along

>>15037620
>What is porkbarrel bills
>What is logrolling
>What is political capital/recourse

Its obvious you have no concept of how policitics work in the real world. Every bill includes 50+ little legeslations, no POTUS cathces them all, and it is unwise to veto every little thing you dont like because that will get you logrolled real quick.

Again neck yourself m8.

And if you refuse that then at least drop the late night politics because you know so little its shocking.

>>15037614
Not even that bad. 18% is the max rate that can be charged on a current model year or one model year old vehicle. Once a vehicle is 5 years old or more, the max rate shoots to 28%, and I have had many customers buy cars at that rate.

>>15037616
It wasn't a bare fraction. For better or worse Carmax is the largest used car retailer in the US. C4C destroyed the same number of cars they sold in 1.6 years. that's a year and half worth of sales inventory, 95% of which were cheap econoboxes, destroyed over the course of a few months. It was absolutely a catalyst that started a shift in the used car market that we will likely never move away from

>>15037635
Next story on the way

>>15037640
badly

>>15037640
>Ok LPG, my credit is shit, I'm talking 600 something
>looking at a 08 s2000 CR with 56k km on the odo for 20k
Finance a shitbox you can easily pay for in full, drive it around while your credit improves, and then buy a sports car.

>>15037576
You should look at older European cars too, as long as you're confident in your ability to maintain them. My previous daily driver was an E23 7 series that lasted me 3 years and I originally paid $800 for it, and my current daily was a one owner E34 that I paid $1800 for last July, with 130K miles in great condition. Good cheap aftermarket parts are very plentiful for the older engines like the M30 and M50, and there's a fucking enormous wealth of DIY write ups for them online.

Meanwhile my sister drives a shitbox Corolla with 260K and refuses to consider driving anything that isn't Japanese, even though every time I talk to her something new needs to be fixed on it. Maybe I'm an isolated case but I've had way better experiences with European cars. Not just German, either, I had a Volvo 240 and that thing was fucking bulletproof. I know most people probably think it's a meme car but dumbass teenage me drove it for a month with a blown head gasket and when it finally died, the head didn't even flinch; tore it apart, replaced the gasket, put it back together and drove it for a few more years.

>>15037616
What the fuck are you, Canada had the same recycling system going on and good cars with under 180k were trashed for no reason. Cash for clunkers was horrible

>>15037640
Do another loan first.
Buy something for like $5k with $2k down over 3 years, make all the payments on it for a year and then pay the remaining off in one go.

Your next car loan will be much, much better.

>>15037649
>95% of which were cheap econoboxes

by definition, econoboxes weren't eligible for CARS

>>15037621
HoR handles the Government money but Senate approves the presidential actions.

>>15037630
what are you trying to argue right now? whether or not we should have a big government or a small government or whether or not the government can become a force for social programs.

I don't get that you don't get that not everyone agrees with your beliefs.

You got any of dem stories for me LPG??

I have a 2008 sports car I owe 10 large on, was considering switching to a new prius and picking up some lyft money on the side. What would I need to do for this not to be a bad idea?

kind of an underwhelming story today

>>15037649
>Next story on the way

AWWW YISSSS

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So Tale 2: The Manyata

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>>15037649
Will that 10k turn into 15k over the payment period?

>>15037672
>What would i need to do for this not to be a bad idea?
Probably become an hero

>>15037516
>trump can't abolish social welfare problems, don't be daft.

The method as outlined by Reagan and further developed by Newt Gingrich was to create a large enough federal deficit to force social welfare programs to be downsized as much as possible. Once they are small enough, then they can be privatized to get the requirement that the government always guarantee to pay 100% of the amount. Without the huge unmanageable deficit, the american voters won't feel the necessity to elminate social welfare.

>>15037648
>Every bill includes 50+ little legeslations, no POTUS cathces them all, and it is unwise to veto every little thing you dont like because that will get you logrolled real quick.
And of course no POTUS can do Line Item Veto'ing, POTUS has to sign or veto the ENTIRE Bill on his desk, even if 49% of the Bill is crap pork-barrel spending and bad programs

>>15037675
>Miata
>Manyata
This cant end well

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>>15037675

>>15037675
A gay as hell tag on a Miata. No way.

>>15037649
CarMax? Seriously? Holy shit. I know they're convenient as they do the fixed price sales thing and their salespeople don't work on commission but the prices are generally pretty inflated. I think CarMax was started by the same people who ran Circuit City, which is no more. Amazing.

>>15037687
I mean you can just be FDR and just strongarm congress into doing what you want

>>15037675
OH BOY HERE WE GO

>>15037646
>their
They're. Fuck.
>>15037590
Trump is literally a centrist. He's the only pragmatist we have had run in decades

>>15037675
since when can you have hashtags on license plates?

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>>15037675
>The Manyata

>>15037710
>Trump
>pragmatist

please, I don't think my sides can take it

>saw LPG started a thread
>mfw it turned into another /pol/ thread

Hold me familia

>>15037711
It'll cost a lot more than that once he goes to the doctor for his sore neck and sues for unfair dismissal and mental and physical anguish.

Then the cost of redoing the entire decoration, etc.

Retards should've accepted the cost of excess from the insurance as the price of doing business, as it is.

>>15037707
Yeah but for that you actually have to be a popular president with balls, which none for the past like 20 years have been.

>>15037730
No.

>>15037730
If idiots wouldn't use their trips unnecessarily then we wouldn't have this problem

>>15037725
this

>>15037675

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zbZE-Y5cXbY
while we wait
found this during my grom research
grom bro comes across a miata 4 mins in

hilarity ensues

>>15037399
They go up to 900 now? the fuck?

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>>15037710
>we are going to go to war with mexico if they dont pay for a wall
> centrist

i mean, do you actually belive all the bullshit you write?

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>>15037710
>>15037707
Can we keep it /o/ niggers

>>15037675
So to give you a little context, we took this god awful VW GTi in on trade a couple weeks back. Shitty rolled fenders, lowered, cheap body kit, loud as fuck aftermarket exhaust, just riced all to fuck.

>slow sunday when I see this red miata pull up in the parking lot
>the guy who steps out is literally a walking dude-bro meme
>short, spiked up hair cut
>wife beater with gym shorts
>tribal neck tattoo
>the fucking whole nine yards
>I know immediately he's gonna be interested in the fucking GTi
>also notice I am now alone in the showroom
>walk up and say hi to the guy, holy shit, he wants to go take a look at the GTi
>walk out, and this guy is already letting the "duuudes!" and "broooo!" fly to such a degree I am a bit light headed
>we finally get out to the GTi, and dude-bro starts looking it over
>he hasn't even bought it yet, but has already launched into a story about how he has a friend who is gonna "hook him up with a sweet piggyback tune!"
>he wants to drive it before we talk any sort of numbers because of course he does, so I go in and get us a plate
>tell him up front that if he goes one mile over the speed limit, test drive is done, absolutely no stupid ass shit
>to my surprise he manages to be absolutely terrible at driving a manual, stalls 7 times, so I never had to worry about skidz on the test drive
>despite his stall-fest, dude-bro is still super excited about this haggard as fuck GTi. so we go back in to try and talk some numbers

>>15037675
I expect nothing but suffering

>>15037750
>>we are going to go to war with mexico if they dont pay for a wall
[CITATION NEEDED]

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>>15037730
>B...back to your containment board you're hurting my precious fee-fees

>>15037399
>have $500 limit credit card for a year and phone bill
>650 FICO score

And I'm the financial retard of my family.

>>15037741
All I wanted was to de-stress after finals. Hopefully we get the second story soon

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>>15037725
He literally is. His strength lies in his ability to adapt to the constraints he has.
Crazy Bernie just makes shit up.
Shillary doesn't care about reality just contributions
Rato is a religious nutbag
Johnson isn't practical until a Trump clears house.
Trump is the only sane choice.

>>15037736
Hes a young kid so i doubt hell go all sore neck on us. I just cant believe some one in the car business cant drive

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>>15037751
Don't you dare use words like that you fucking cis white male shitlord!!!

>>15037765
>I just cant believe some one in the car business cant drive
Car salesmen are in the selling business that happens to have cars as the item being sold

>>15037752
What is a piggyback tune?

>>15037752
Are you telling me this guy owned an AUTOMATIC Mazdaspeed Miata.

I didn't even know that was an option for the mazdaspeed variant. How disgusting.

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>>15037772

>>15037752
Here we go!

>>15037756
http://www.politico.com/blogs/2016-gop-primary-live-updates-and-results/2016/03/donald-trump-mexico-isnt-war-220497
“When I rejuvenate our military, Mexico is not going to be playing with us with war. That I can tell you. Mexico is not playing with us with war,”

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>>15037762
>ESEE 4
>Glock 20 10mm
Supreme taste

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>>15037762
>Trump is the only sane choice.
thisssss

>>15037752
>stalls 7 times

I don't think I stalled that much when I first learned how to drive stick, and I'm probably a worse driver than a lot of people here. How the actual fuck did he manage that?

>>15037786
>Mexico is not going to be playing with us with war.
>playing with us with war
literally wot

>>15037757
Why resort to childish argument tactics? LPG threads are meant for stories, not political debates

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>>15037399
>working minwage and paying off 15k in college loans
>still 705 credit score
at least I haven't fucked up THIS bad.

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>>15037675
>>15037752
Sometimes, I would like to hear followup epilogues to some of these stories if LPG ever finds out what happened in the end. For example, there was that story about the "princess" and her dad that sold his dream car in order to keep on buying more cars for his daughter to drive before she got tired of them and wanted something else.

In that case, did the car LPG sold to them come back to their dealership as a repo? The original story in archive is here:

Princess:
https://archive.4plebs.org/o/thread/14228818/#q14228818

>>15037765
Broseph, he has a PERFECT way of getting a large amount of money after having just lost his job, with the added benefit of getting back at the people who would fire someone for a mistake that is easy to rectify by any business not run by retards.

Any reasonable business where people have to drive cars they don't own would have good insurance, all they'd need is for the person who crashed to have a valid license and go do a blood test to show they weren't drunk or high and you only need to pay some fairly low excess.

>>15037780
... You know you can have a red miata without it being a Mazdaspeed right? Man only came in 6spd

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>>15037762
>Trump is the only sane choice.

it just keeps getting better

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>>15037776
I'm probably wrong but I'm guessing it's like using one of those COBB Accessport things

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>>15037750
I forget people get their information from comedians nowadays
It was Mexico who threatened war.
>>15037751
Waiting for next story chief
>>15037786
Wow you really are retarded. He didn't say pay for wall or war he said peace through superior firepower.

>>15037786
>Mexico is not playing with us with war
No, the rest of the soon to be russian led united nations are when they threaten sanctions and potential intervention, forcing the US to back down and making it look like a laughing stock on the world stage, damaging trade deals and more quickly destroying the already heading for destruction economy.

>>15037803

I know, I was assuming LPG's pic (which was a mazdaspeed) was of the actual car he was driving. I think I misunderstood either way.

>>15037675

Still... any automatic Miata makes me feel weird.

>>15037776
Tuners are only made for one car, your car. But you can try sharing it with others if you want. If you don't have the exact same ECU (there's different ECU's within models and years just because of this) it will do bad things to your car.

>>15037752
>first things first, I ask him about the Miata
>he bought it from a buy here, pay here lot 6 months ago
>of_course_he_fucking_did.tiff
>it's a sunday, so of course that place is close, and we have no way to get the payoff
>dude_bro does not care, just wants to know if he can get approved on the GTi
>says he has a friend interested in the Miata so he can take care of that on his own if he has to
>so we pull together the application on the GTI
>dude_bro lists his full time job as walmart stocker, with a part time job as a "DJ"
>chuckling on the inside, I finish up the application, and send it off
>again, he gets declined till we drop down to tier iv, and he gets two offers
>the only one that is work-able, (since it doesn't require him to prove income) is 25% APR, 500 down, 48 months, payment at 500 a month
>these were his actual words: "due seriously they approved me?! Why the fuck would they approve me, that's awesome, let's do it!"
>he has the 500 buck, we work up the deal on the GTi, and he signs for it
>leaves his Miata in our parking lot for a couple days
>see him come back with a friend and they talk over shit in the parking lot, his friend drives away in the Miata
>go out to say hi to the guy, he tells me he already got his friend to do the tune for him
>look in car, every single fucking warning light that can be on, IS on.
>his friend 'promised' to take over the payment on the Miata for him

I'll bet 1000 both cars repo'd in less than 60 days

>>15037820
>>15037803
>>15037780

picture was the actual car the guy had, it was manual, he just couldn't drive a manual worth a fuck

>>15037757
If I wanted to hear nutjobs talk about politics I'd watch any of our major news channels. Fuck off, this board is for cars

>>15037815
>was Mexico who threatened war.
lel, citation needed

>you really are retarded
im not though, i dont think that someone that will start a war with a neighbouring country is a "centrist"

>peace through superior firepower.
i don't think you understand what it means, or that it doesnt apply to the context since there is already peace between the two nations, but go ahead, keep projecting your mental retardation

>>15037828
Jesus Christ sell me his miata speed

>>15037810
>top right
when ur mum bust in and u gettin the succ

>>15037838
Based on the story, I hope you're ready to replace the clutch at minimum.

>>15037849
>>15037838
Like I said, he literally just had some guy ride back with him to get it, and when I went out to say hi, told me his friend "promised to take over payments on the miata". Dude_bro just gave him the keys and he drove off.

Any more stories? Please be more

>>15037863
I know, I'm just saying, he probably raped that clutch if he managed to stall a GTi seven times. I'm still trying to wrap my head around that.

>>15037863
>proceeds to drive through every imaginable toll road and leaves it top down in the back of a walmart parking lot and tells dudebro it just ain't workin out.

>>15037880
Yup, got a Tale 3, we can wrap up tonight with some hot Boomer action

>>15037900
>inb4 some boomer shows up and demands 25k for his thrashed G8

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>>15037900
oh boy

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>>15037833
downtrend.com/71superb/former-mexican-president-threatens-war-with-us-if-trump-is-elected
Granted he has no power now but its more of a threat than what Trump said
>Peace is only past tense
They are threatening war in the future, Trump us saying try it Pedro you have five (5) jets we could use more clay.

I'd love to hear you espouse about the wonders of socalism, I'm sure you have many facts to share.

I'm young and new into the world of big ticket items, but I am completely blown away at the amount of people that finance cars. How long until we're fucked again? First houses now cars?

>>15037887
>I'm still trying to wrap my head around that.
I just don't understand how some one can lack that much self-awareness. I feel awful whenever I stall my car, even when I'm riding alone and the only people that saw are in other cars. Apparently this guy just drives around like that everywhere he goes, though.

>>15037900
Thank God. LPG, I hope you know that you (and people like you, as in friendly denizens of the internet) are probably most of the reasons, if not the sole reason I haven't offed myself.

This is one of the only places I fit in, and people don't judge me just for being me. I really appreciate everything you provide to this community, as, again, little communities like /o/ are what keep me going. That is all.

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>>15037900
>boomer

>>15037900
Hey LPG, how often do you get Boomers that break your expectations? Like, you expect them to be a massive pile of work, but they turn out to be a painless sale?

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>>15037900
>hot Boomer action

>>15037900
>boomers
Lay it on me my man

>>15037833
https://youtu.be/JVXzGKCFtCY

>>15037903
>>15037907
>>15037921
>>15037924
>>15037927

these guys know what's up

>>15037919
No problem man, just doing what I can

>>15037923
1 in a 100. Boomers are like poor black people, it's almost always a case of what you see if what you get. Now to type this story up

>>15037900
Oh god boomers this is going to hurt my soul isn't it?

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>>15037919
Y-you too.

>>15037914
FYI financing large purchases isn't retarded or unsustainable if you have good credit (low interest rate) and profitable investments.

To my knowledge, low-tier car loans aren't subject to the same incentives as the subprime home loans.

>>15037934
If you get the time, could you do one of those 1/100s? The shitshows are amusing to read, but it's always nice to see the comfy customers.

>>15037917
I test drove a 5-speed E32 before buying my current car, and I honestly don't have very much experience driving stick (that was probably like my 5th time ever, although I am getting really sick of my auto and want a manual next time); I stalled it once during the test drive and I was constantly apologizing to the owner for it, I felt so embarrassed.

If I stalled seven times during a test drive I would pull over and cut my driver's license in half, and be like "can you just give me a ride home, you can have my other car I clearly don't deserve it."

>>15037908
>the former Mexican VP speakers for all of Mexico

>>15037950
That's what elected leaders do retard

>>15037950
>implying Mexico has any real sense of official government where a former VP couldn't have power

>>15037960
and he has not been reelected. he's a talking head, and he might have the respect of some people but he is not in any position of power.

>>15037960
Oh, right, because Obama totally speaks for you right?

>>15037939
I know it's not retarded. In the real world where we sit somewhere between 0% and 4% it can be a good idea in some cases. Its just that that isn't what going on in so many cases. You see all these buy here pay here lots charging stupid high interest rates with "no credit no problem" shit and people are just lining up for it. They're happy to pay nearly 30% because they can't get anything else. The problem is always rooted at people buying shit they can't afford.

>>15037817
>unironically russia is going to do anything but keep on being poor
its about time we shrek those vatniks and glass moscow

>>15037960
Even after they leave office?

I guess that means you believe in Global Warming, then. Since obvious Al Gore still speaks for you.

>>15037965
If one spic has that opinion there are more. Better be safe than sorry.

>>15037967
He speaks for what the executive branch and a huge percentage of the legislature of our government is likely to do, which is what matters when it comes to starting wars.

>>15037967
>>15037965
>>15037960
>>15037950
Gt-R>corvette
Rwd>4x4>awd>fwd
300zx>miata>a bike>any honda


You know since were shit posting

>>15037960
Go take your /pol/ shit to /pol/ and stop ruining LPG's thread. Nobody cares about your Trump hat and your pea-shooter. Either go fuck off to your own echo-chamber or shut up and let us listen to stories about stupid people.

>>15037950
Never said that commie
>Mexicans having a say in their "" government ""

>>15037900
MARY

>>15037982
You forgot
Forced Induction > Naturally Aspirated

>>15037978
I don't think you understand how important the us is on a global scale. furthermore, I don't think you understand that other countries know how powerful our armed forces are.

>>15037466

Don't worry guys. I am an auditor with the Fed and it is my job to look into Obama phone people to find ways to revoke their neetbux. Not sure how this guy will justify giving out free phones though.

>>15037934
Tale 3: Not "MARY!" tier, but almost as good

>slow evening during the week, and see a Honda Accord pull into the parking lot, boomer and his boomer wife get out and walk in
>right as I walk up to say hello, I can already tell this is going to be a teeth grinding encounter
>he already has a look that says he's annoyed that someone is coming up to great him
>it's like since I am going to say hello, he can't get mad and complain later about not getting helped, so now he's going to be an asshat because I'm saying hi
>I literally get as far as "Hello, thanks for com..." before he cuts me off
>Him: "Nevermind that, here is exactly what I want, I want a crew cab Tacoma, less than 50K miles, 4 wheel drive, one owner, no accidents, less than 10 grand
>Him: "do you have it, yes or no?"
>Me: "No sir, this is a car lot, not the make a wish foundation"
>Him: "What the hell do you mean?"
>Me: "No we don't have that sir. No one will, what you just described is something that doesn't exist, you can't find that sort of truck at that price anywhere"
>at this point his wife nudges him and mumbles a "I told you" that was just loud enough to make it obvious that she wanted both of us to hear it
>boomer grumbles and barks at me to show him where all our trucks are parked, so i walk him to our truck row
>again, ask him if he needs help with anything, again he barks back "if I needed any help, I would have asked for it"
>I seeth a little internally, walk back up to the front of the dealership, sit down inside a Wrangler, and watch Mr. Fuckstick walk through our truck sections
>now we do have a couple tacoma's and other small trucks, but nothing for under 10K because no decent condition small truck anywhere sells for under 10 grand
>I already know what's goingot happen though, because asshat boomers are predictable
>he's going to want to come up and throw a bitch fit about everything being overpriced because that's what ever boomer EVER does after they go browse around

>>15037986
Still waiting for the stories m8

>echo chamber
Oh its retarded. Sad!

Shut the fuck up, this isn't /pol/

>>15037995
>this

V8>I6>v6>i4

>>15037776
old and shitty way of tuning. It Intercepts the signal from the car's sensors before the ecu, modifies it, and tricks the ecu into making the vehicle perform the way you want. you usually have to cut the ecu harness and splice the piggback in. so instead of [motor]====[ecu] you have [motor]====/PIGGY/===[ecu]. What used to sell these things was the "yo dawg just cut here, twist the wires together and you'll be making 500hp" p&p simplicity. no lap top required. In reality these didn't do much other than start the count down on the motor's time bomb.

>>15037810
that actually reflashes the ecu. its super pricey but at least it tunes the car right.

>>15037750
>Mexico will pay for a wall when most border jumpers are central americans.
How would this meme work? also don't you yanks have already a wall built there? Am i getting memed?

>>15037978
Or you could always get a hillary/bernie supreme court as more justices die and end up living in the united states of canada

>no "hate speech"
>no fast cars
>no scary looking guns
>no private sales of cars and guns, dealers only

trump will maintain the status quo. that's what republicans do. they hoot, holler, say they're going to bomb iran, and then do absolutely nothing except maintain the current state of affairs and go where we were already headed.

>>15038003
>he's going to want to come up and throw a bitch fit about everything being overpriced
So boomers are /o/.

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>>15038003
>>Me: "No sir, this is a car lot, not the make a wish foundation"

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>>15037908
>guy who has not been in power for almost 12 years
>"h-he threatened us to war"
not only you are stupid, but fucking stupid

>They are threatening war in the future
no, they aren't, you should stop being fucking stupid

>I'd love to hear you espouse about the wonders of socalism
im not a socialist though, dont need to start throwing a tantrum just because you got BTFO

>Trump us saying try it Pedro you have five
this is a war threat, again, if you belive a centrist is someone who goes to war because a country refused to pay for something you are fucking stupid

there is however no doubt you are one

>dear diary, a tripfag was a dumb faggot today aswell

>>15037974
Russia has lots of global goodwill these days, between having a military that is looking to be stronger than the US in a few years and stepping in to take on ISIS, it's only the west that are talking shit about them.

Russia right now has jets going into production that will be even with the F-22 and therefore better than the F-35, in numbers greater than the F-22.
They have tanks that are invisible to radar and IR with man-portable anti tank weapons that can destroy an M1 with full TUSK kit.
Their navy is being invested in massively in order to bring it back up to spec, and they are the only country in the world who can send humans safely into space right now.

Might want to stop backing the wrong horse there, uleh.

>>15037960
but he isnt elected

>>15038004
If you're here for the stories then post car related shit and not /pol/ related shit that's going to rile everyone up. This is an auto board so let's try to keep it on topic. You aren't on /b/. I shouldn't have to explain this to you.

>>15038012
We send billions to Mexico in aid
Illegals send billions back. Trump will require ID to western union cash to Mexico. This will cost more than the wall in one year. Mexico will pay. Check his god damn we site.
And no, its a fence.

>>15038003
Death to all senior citizens and senators

>>15038026
Where'd your hear all that, RT?

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>there are americans belive a mexican ex-president saying dumb shit is a war threat

all those memes about americans being fucking stupid might be true after all

>>15038026
Literally lol'd.

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>>15038026
>Russia has lots of global goodwill these days, between having a military that is looking to be stronger than the US in a few years and stepping in to take on ISIS, it's only the west that are talking shit about them.
>Russia right now has jets going into production that will be even with the F-22 and therefore better than the F-35, in numbers greater than the F-22.
>They have tanks that are invisible to radar and IR with man-portable anti tank weapons that can destroy an M1 with full TUSK kit.
>Their navy is being invested in massively in order to bring it back up to spec, and they are the only country in the world who can send humans safely into space right now.

Go home Ivan, you're drunk.

>>15038012
>>15038015
>>15038023
>>15038026
>>15038027
GET OUT REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>>15038003
>"No sir, this is a car lot, not the make a wish foundation"
rekt

>>15037746
They always have as far as I know

>>15038040
>all those memes about americans being fucking stupid might be true after all

No, just the memes about Trump supports being stupid.

>>15038037
>aid
paid by US citizens

>money sent to latin america
paid by US citizens

mexico is not paying for the wall if the aid is cut off or money transfers are stopped

you can read his website all you want, but you should try to read a book about reading comprehension, since you can't understand simple sentences

>>15038056
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FCjjVSmop5Q

#feelthebern rite guys xdddd

>>15038040
Anyone who actually believes Mexico constitutes any significant military threat to the US is the real idiot.

Invading them would be pointless bloodshed.

>>15038056
Tell me how both sides of this Mexican war thing aren't stupid as fuck

>ex VP says some shit about trying to fuck up the US
>a candidate says lol they ain't got shit

>>>HE HAS NO POWER BUT TRUMP IS DANGEROUS AND THREATENING WAR

>>15038045
>>15038042
>>15038038
You boys might want to actually go and do some research.
With the way the US economy is headed for a massive crash and the way russia is stepping its game up, the leader of the UN will be changing soon.

>>15038069
>the UN
>relevant

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>>15038061
>implying

I'm still disappointed Biden didn't run (and apparently so is he).

>>15038003
>So I hang tight in the wrangler watching him browse
>it's hilarious, because even from a distance, I can see him reading the stickers, then shouting angrily at his wife about the price
>I watch him walk all the way down our row of trucks, the all the way back up again, and then start his march back up to the front
>I step out of the wrangler and brace myself for the verbal taser that is coming
>as soon as he sees me it starts
>Him: "what the hell kinda nonsense are you people pulling with the price on these trucks?!"
>Me: "No idea what you mean sir, which truck were you referring to?"
>Him: "all of them! you have a Tacoma with 110K miles and you are asking 20 grand! No car with over 100 thousand miles is worth 20 grand!"
>proceeds to go through every truck that fits the criteria of what he wants, and find some reason for it to not be worth what it's priced at
>that's a base model!
>no one wants a long bed!
>you can't charge that for a truck that color!
>I finally step in and cut him short, ask him if he actually saw a truck he was interested in
>says there is, but that he isn't paying our highway robbery prices fro it
>just for shits and giggles, I ask him what he thinks the truck is worth, and of course he throws out some hilarious low-ball number
>I tell him to follow me and we walk up to a computer and I pull up autotrader
>I put in the criteria for what it is he wants in the truck, set the distance to any, and run the search
>I then sort by price low to high, and point out that in the entire US, no Tacoma comes within 10 grand of the figure he just gave me
>my sarcastic ass then follows up with "Sir, what source is it exactly you are using to figure these values?"
>it's at this point I get the angry stutters boomers ALWAYS resort to when you call them out on bullshit.

>>15038067
yeah, the thing is the mexican ex-president is an ex-president, he has no power, but trump is currently a candidate

>>15038037
>we
Okay, i know now that you are not american, good b8 though.

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>>15038076
I'm just enjoying the shitshow because our elections are boring in comparison.

You guys seem pretty fucked either way. Clinton, an old cuck who gets bullied off his podium by BLM niggers, or Trump.

>>15038078
But saying "lol they ain't gonna do sheeit" isn't a fucking war threat

Fucking mouth breathers I swear

>>15038037
>central americans jumping the border
>mexico takes the economic "penalty" instead of said countries
Is trump really that stupid?

>>15038077
Boomers pls die I want your houses, property and muscle cars for cheap.

>>15038077
Poor boomers haven'y learned about weebs and their lust for Toyotas.

>>15038026
>Russia right now has jets going into production that will be even with the F-22 and therefore better than the F-35, in numbers greater than the F-22.

>In December 2014, the Russian Air Force planned to receive 55 fighters by 2020.[34] Yuri Borisov, Russia's deputy minister of defence for armaments stated in 2015 that the Air Force will slow PAK FA production and reduce its initial order to 12 jets due to the nation's deteriorating economy,[35][36] along with the manufacturer's ability to produce the more complex aircraft.

Tell me more about these mythical 200+ Russian 5th-gen fighters.

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>>15038077
>no one wants a long bed

>>15038088
>lol they ain't gonna do sheeit
wat

you are retarded, almost as retarded as the dumb tripcuck

if i go to your house, and tell you you have to pay me 100 bucks or else i will shoot you and shit, thats a clear incitation of violence

its the same as threating another country with "war games" if they dont pay for a border wall

>>15038088
>>15038078
Also see
>>15037962

>>15038026
>Russia has lots of global goodwill these days
Yes, the Crimea Tour was given Putin alot of good public attention lately, sanctions have to be lifted

>between having a military that is looking to be stronger than the US in a few years
Define stronger, more man power? Sure go ahead he biggest country on the planet should have the largest army. Most well trained and well equipped? Us, by far.

>Russia right now has jets going into production that will be even with the F-22 and therefore better than the F-35, in numbers greater than the F-22.
F35 a shit, also knowing the Russian's track record in reliability and trying to uphand the Amerians in avionics, It'll be a miracle if they put out planes that are better than NATO planes

>They have tanks that are invisible to radar and IR with man-portable anti tank weapons that can destroy an M1 with full TUSK kit.
>implying we dont have the same technology
Is this before or after they break down and catch fire during military parades?

>Their navy is being invested in massively in order to bring it back up to spec
Still wont be able to hang with US, they simply dont have enough money
>and they are the only country in the world who can send humans safely into space right now.
Its too late to win the space race :^)

>Might want to stop backing the wrong horse there, uleh.
'no', the Russia is mighty and fierce meme is a meme, incompetent military too busy raping its conscripts and is already pulling out of Syria

>>15038077
>>that's a base model!
>>no one wants a long bed!
>>you can't charge that for a truck that color!
S H I T T A S T E
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>>15038077
sounds like he doesn't want to buy a truck and likes getting frumpy with salesmen even though he doesn't know he likes the confrontation.

>>15038105
well yeah, they do

unlike most of central and latin america, mexico has had an stable goverment for more than a 100 years

someone needs to read history

>>15038077
>this guy though, he goes the extra mile
>Him: "listen here son, I've been around for a while, I don't need a computer to tell me what a car ought to cost, I KNOW what a fair price is"
>it's all i can do to keep it together at this point, I am a stressful mix of both frustrated yet amused with this asshat
>even his wife rolls her eyes at the "I KNOW WHAT IT SHOULD COST!" speech
>I circle back around to his lowball price and ask him has he found anywhere that has come close to meeting his offer
>of course he bluffs me and says yes, so I follow up immediately with the "so why didn't you buy that one?"line
>this dude is fuming at this point, and I have now crossed farther into the amused territory, so I am happy to keep playing this game as long as he is willing to stay
>again, he gives me some throw away line about knowing he could still get a better deal
>at this point his wife chimes in and mumbles "yeah, a better deal in your dreams'
>again, not MARY tier, but it was just enough of a burn to throw him off again
>he leaves, but this isn't the last I see of fuckstick McBoomer pants


>>15038112
exactly. You should find the story where I bluff a boomer with a hysterically low price on a vehicle and he still invents reasons not to buy it

>>15038093
Well, he did come in and ask for a Tacoma upfront, so maybe he gets it.

Or perhaps he still thinks that Toyotas are flimsy jap scrap that he can get for peanuts...

>>15038095
The indian version is going ahead at full production, this should drag the cost per new delivery down massively.

>>15038037
You know if they cut off aid that is just going to cause more people to flee causing illegal immigration to get worse right? You are trying to play chicken with people who don't care if they go careening off a cliff.

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>>15038114
>Mexico has had a stable government for more than a 100 years

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>>15038069
>Vatniks
>talking about economy
Russias economy is literally on par with Spain, pipe down

>Russians fantasize about having any UN influence
Keep dreaming Borris

>>15038026

Russia's 5th gen fighter was a joint R&D operation with India to build a fighter that could compete with the new Chinese one. Chinese one is uncompetitive vs the F35. The F35 is uncompetitive vs the F22.

The Japanese threatened to build their own 5th gen fighter if we didn't put just one F22 on their soil to defend against the remainder of asia.

>Russia
>Competition

Choose one.

But lets say that the Russians do build one that is competitive. Just like last time the Israelis will steal it on the test flight and we will have it reverse engineered within 48 hours.

>>15038085
Yeah, we're fucked. I'm pretty much entirely basing my vote on who will fuck up my job market the least. I'm finishing my electrical engineering degree this year. We rely on Asia for cheap components and for cheap fabrication and manufacturing of chips, parts, PCBs and other related stuff. Damage to our relations with Asian nations but in particular China is bad for my job outlook.

Trump's rhetoric against China has me worried. If they inflate electronics prices and people stop or slow their buying I'm fucked. Nobody will pay an engineer to design chips or PCBs when there is no market for them. So now I'm a hard working American who was just trying to give back to my country out of a job and I probably won't even have the satisfaction of being able to leech of welfare because that'll probably be eliminated too. Fuck that. Even though I don't love it I'll vote Clinton. I want to ensure a successful future for myself and I don't see Trump providing it.

>>15038121
how do you even keep a straight face doing this?

>>15038017
/o/ doesn't walk into a dealership because every single one is over priced

>>15038017
You're just learning this NOW? Why do you think /o/ hates them so much? Because they're the exact same thing.

>>15038069

Meanwhile in Russia

>Oil is cheap
>Gas is cheap
>No other exports so no income

Couldn't even successfully cover up the shooting down of a passenger plane. Some competition they are.

>>15038137
>The F35 is uncompetitive vs the F22.

Not really. The F-35's electronics shit all over the F-22 and pretty much everything else in the world.

>>15038114
Dude just ignore him already.
He is one of those semi-ironic trump supporters that copy paste every argument from pol and retweet epic trump tweets.

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>>15038137
> Israelis will steal it on the test flight and we will have it reverse engineered within 48 hours.

yeah, that worked so well, since there is no jet in the US air force or navy ever remotely compared to the mig 29

>>15038121

>not MARY tier

kek, I don't know if you will ever beat that

>>15038154
the f35's electronics also shit themselves

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>>15038076
>I'm still disappointed Biden didn't run (and apparently so is he).
>tfw either Clinton or Trump win and run the country into the ground for 8 years
>poor Joe will have to take the regret that he didn't run to his grave

>>15038161
Except for F-15s blowing out curry niggers at red flag.

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>>15038132
>i dont understand what i am talking about and will try to meme my way out

>>15038121
>>he leaves, but this isn't the last I see of fuckstick McBoomer pants
any more?

>>15037488
>because they'd been 11 other places and couldn't get anything
How the fuck did they waltz in and start looking at the luxury cars thinking they had a good credit score when they couldn't get a single offer at 11 fucking dealerships before?

>>15038154
Which would be cool if the F-35 could actually stay in the air for more than 5 minutes without a failure and didn't have so many problems it can't shoot its fucking gun yet

>>15038161
>there is no jet in the US air force or navy ever remotely compared to the mig 29
But anon the US literally has Mig-29s
In 1997, the United States purchased 21 Moldovan MiG-29 aircraft under the Nunn–Lugar Cooperative Threat Reduction program.

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>>15038165
Yeah, so did the F-22's at first. It's like everyone forgets the pattern of teething that every new aerospace product goes through.

fuckin wicked trips m8

just the thread to cheer me up after a day of still not having a job

>>15038166
Poor Biden, I would've voted for him

>>15038172
They thought they were going to play him, seriously

>>15038121
>next day, Boomer and wife come back and he wants to look at one of the Tacoma's again
>again, he's still trying to do the old dance of pretending he isn't interested, even though he obviously is because he came back to look at it again
>so this time I actually go with him, and he starts to circle the truck like a fucking vulture
>here_we_fucking_go.jizz
>he's gonna start rattling off fucking nonsensical shit to try and debate the price
>and of course that's exactly what he does.
>small scratch in clear coat = repaint the whole door!
>I don't like this brand of tire = 4 new tires for me!
>very tiny dent on tailgate =new tailgate!
>this is how things go for about 20 minutes before he turns to me and says "sso did you take notes, you going to get all this done for me?"
>Me: "Nah chief, I think we're all in where we're at"
>Him "..." he literally looks back at me slack jawed, as in 20 seconds of silence before he says anything
>Me: "listen, it's a 10 year old truck, it's not going to be perfect, and we've already dropped the price on this truck twice (which was true)
>Me: If you like it, then here it is, if not, then I understand
>Him: "I've never payed asking price for any vehicle I have ever bought IN MY LIFE"
>Me: "well if you want this truck, you're gonna have to chief"
>he fake storms off to talk with his wife, all i can overhear from her is "just buy the fucking truck dave"
>he comes back, salty as fuck, but agrees, strokes a check for full value , doesn't stop bitching the entire time

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>>15038169
As of 2010

pretty sure I just failed a class for the semester

>at least there's an LPG thread

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>>15038168
>f-15
>related to the mig-29

they made the f-15 thinking the mig 29 was a super maneuverable plane instead of an interceptor

>>15038177
>at first
It killed its fucking pilots not that long ago, it's still no where near the success it should be, but compared to the F-35 it looks fucking golden.

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>>15038076

http://www.theonion.com/article/shirtless-biden-washes-trans-am-in-white-house-dri-2718

>tfw no Diamond Joe presidency

>>15038192
You mean 25.

29 is a point defense fighter.

>>15038184
>a class

I failed all of mine but got medical release so is cool.

>>15038192
>interceptors
>relevant after the 60s

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>>15038181
>"just buy the fucking truck dave"
I can just picture her looking like this.

>>15038181
LPG - 1
Boomer - 0

>>15038136
How can a country so big get btfo so much

>>15038136
I know that picture's just for shitposting at Vatniks, but they did not lose the Winter War. Both times they fought Finland, they bent the Finns over a barrel and made them accept their terms.

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>>15038181
>Just buy the fucking truck dave

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>>15038183
Isn't that from a think tank though?
lmao
How can anyone drop venezuela (lol no toilet paper because communism) , cuba(same) and fucking egypt(recent coup d'etat) in the same bag as mexico.

>>15038183

>the US, western europe, several parts of southeast asia, japan, peru, colombia, certain parts of the caribbean in yellow or dark yellow

now thats what i call a meme index

>>15038181
>could buy it flat out this entire time
>spend all this time angry and bitching
What???
And why is an old guy buying a modernish truck, what does he need it for? Shouldn't he be buying the old classic of his dreams and fixing it with his pension money?

If I get old, I hope I don't drive to a lot in an Accord to fight over the price of a ten year old tacoma

>>15038184
>>15038206
>tfw desperately doing damage control studying for exams during the laziest semester i've ever had in college
>fuck yeah LPG

>>15038208
>>15038211
fuck em all, they are horrible to deal with in any avenue of life.

My wife never understood why I bitched about them so much until she had to deal with them in the pharmacy, now her hatred of them burns brighter than mine

>>15038181
>"just buy the fucking truck dave"
Why do I get the feeling that every purchase he's ever made with his wife ended like this.

>>15037488
>people with 0 monees won't take any less than a BMW

That's why your country is so far down the shitter

>>15038207
well ur mum intercepted my cum and that happened after the 60's

how about that

>>15038226
Boomers are the real entitlement generation.

>>15038226
Why do these retards always being their wives, women don't know the price of anything. That truck was really over priced though not gonna lie.

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>>15038203
every now and then the Onion still get it so right

>>15038216
Cause Mexico is run by drug cartels. People get massacred and beheaded like almost everyday. Getting kidnapped is routine.

>>15038089
Maybe need that stubborn type of stupidity to finally send back the criminal (murderers, etc) illegal immigrants that come over. The countries send their criminals over and don't want them back. Meanwhile, the usa doesn't follow its own laws and lets more from that specific country in despite the number of refused deportations. Trump will ignore the political correctness there and finally insist on deportation to be working per the agreements.

http://www.cbsnews.com/news/dhs-freed-nearly-20000-convicted-criminal-immigrants-in-2015/

>>15037587
Apparently Reagan got senile and his wife had a fucking astrologist (yes, the birth signs shit) weigh in with opinions and went by his call. Understandably shit gets fucked.

>>15038222
not even joking, the entire reason for the truck was "I hate taking the accord to the hardware store"

The entire purchase was so this fuckstick had a truck to take to Ace hardware 2 times a month when he needed to buy charcoal for his grill or a can of spray paint for his lawn furniture

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>>15037488
>18% for 72 months

>>15038238
Old couples like that are always together, even at the grocery store and mundane shit

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>>15038216
>>15038221
Have a more recent one. Which would take into account the Arab Spring but doesn't take into account more recent toilet paper shortages.
The key is
Red- Alert
Orange- Warning
Yellow- Stable
Green- Sustainable

>>15038206
dam what happened m8?

my grade is 62.34/109 meaning 57. I thought I was doing well until test 3 and the final decided my shit status should be fucked. There's still a chance final test (slightly better) grade might replace test 3 grade so idk.

This was honestly probably my worst semester so far. Still waiting on my barely C grades for other classes

>>15038242
several mexcan stats have a lower homicide rate than some american states familia

to belive what happens in the north is the norm all over the south and central mexico is retarded

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>>15038222
>>15038246
Amaysing
Also
>tfw I realize I subconsciously wrote "IF I get old"