When someone parks like this can you do anything to get back

I spit on this persons car before I left this morning. I just wanna k ow if I can do anything about it. Legally or not. If I can't do anything legally I move from this shithole in 2 months and I'll drive by with a cinderblock and throw it through this fuckers windshield.

>>15026259
cut off the valve stems on all 4 wheels

Helen Keller Driving School.

When I've see people park like that I've walked toward the car they tapped with my key in my hand. Usually they freak out and leave.

My wife used to do that shit with front curbs in parking space. Then one day she hooked the front of her car over the curb and tore it loose backing up. I gave her so much shit for that she never does it anymore.

>>15026259

don't park in the street like a degenerate you poorfag

>>15026292
>take off valve stem's caps
>watch slowly overtime how he loses a couple pounds of pressure
>cause accident for because of tires not being under the right pressure

Look, if you really want to fuck them up and you have a spare $20 buy a set of wheel locking lugnuts. Put one on one wheel, or one on each wheel if you really hate them. If you want to go nuclear go ahead and knife one of the tires. Or all four. Then spit on the windshield.

take a dump in the air filter

Back up a foot, throw it into drive and push the pedal to the floor

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>>15026295
>When I've see people park like that I've walked toward the car they tapped with my key in my hand.

Put little pebbles in the valve stem caps and screw down. Air will come hissing out and probably in 4-8 hours all the tires will be completely flat. Locking lugs are good. Most tire shops are pieces of shot who will charge you 70 to "break them off" (reality, they got some universal shit for loosening that crap). I recommend a small potato And a nice dowel rod to shove it far into the exhaust

This happened this morning and they're gone. Street parking is right in front of my apartment but there is a parking lot for the place too. Blows me away because I would have just parked in the lot if there wasn't a spot.

They aren't there anymore. There is nothing legally I can do? Just gotta get physical?

>>15026567

Steal their windshield wipers on a rainy day.

>someone parks near me
>I'll key there car
>I'll cut their tires
>I'll fuck with their car instead of taking it up with them
When did /o/ become the faggots /o/ used to hate?

Is this what happened to /v/?

>>15026292
no, just remove the nipples.
>>15026309
wat?

If I was lined up along a curb and someone did this I gently rolled my shitbox with indestructo bumpers into their car and I'd push forward just enough to cave in their plastic shit bumpers. Took some finesse but it was satisfying as fuck

>>15026330
>buy a set of wheel locking lugnuts. Put one on one wheel,

That is pure genius.


>knife one of the tires. Or all four.

Here in Bongistan, if all 4 tyres are knifed, the insurance pays out. Only knife 2 or 3, then they have to fork out the dosh for themselves... unless they knife the 4th

>>15026716
Well most of /o/ are grown ups that know cutting tires and fucking with a car on the street is only called being a bigger asshole than them and can only bring trouble.

Go back to /b/ please.

>>15026716
this ain't /b/ pal

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Use pic related on valve cores in the stems . They will think people slashed their tires it's hilarious

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I'm already on probation, it ends in August if I want to do anything illegal. Is there anything I can do legally? Should I just complain to my apartment complex who doesn't give a shit because its street parking? This is the suburbs not the city. It pisses me off when people do this shit like they're desperate for parking.

Would my Saab 9-3 SE 2002 collapse his Subaru bumper? I really don't want to do anything childish but this just pisses me off...

>>15026988
I have no idea what I'm looking at there.

I have the next 6 days off and could wait until 3-5am and go fuck something up on their car. They had a child seat in the back and I'd feel kinda bad. I don't want to go overboard, just some good revenge.

>>15026992
If there's damage, and you can prove it was done by that guy (i.e. damage in the same place on both cars bumpers), call the police.

That happened to me while I was driving my mother's estate and the guy had to pay me for a bumper respray.

Also I just got gas put in the car. The stupid Indian guy put regular in it when I said premium. What's your guys opinion on octane booster? I miss pumping my own gas, this state is fucking stupid.

>>15027008
>>15026992

print a fake parking ticket and put it on his windshield.

Chances are nobody will ever know it was you, it will make him go through a bad time thinking he got one and having to go check but at the end of the day no one was harmed or lost any kind of money they might be in need of.

>>15027008
It's a schrader valve remover you fuck you remove said schrader valve from the valve stem to release air that's what tires shops remove when they are getting ready to replace tires on your shitty Euro fucking saab holy crap even my mom knew what tool this was and she's 57 years old

>>15027017
Since whoever isn't here, and I'd have yo wait to go look at their bumper, could I call the police tomorrow? Does the picture even help me out much? I only took those two.

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>>15027008
Print off pic related and leave on window. They'd never suss out it was you seeing as it's been a day or so.

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>>15027008
Example A

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>>15027008
Example B

>>15027032
You should've called the police the moment you saw it.
Doesn't matter if the guy who drives the subaru is present or not.
I have no idea how it works in Murrica, let alone in your state, but where I live and Europe in general the police will file a report and the guy will be liable for whatever damage he provoked.

I assume there's damage on both cars that can be linked, right?

>>15027025
wikihow.com/Be-Edgy
Here's a fucking wiki article for you you fuck have fun fixing shitty fuck problems on fucking cars that fuckers don't maintain and bring to you

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>>15027052
>not torquing your valve cores
amateur alert

>>15027039
Ahahaha I might do that. Its been raining so I could wait a little longer to do that.

>>15027064
I still have no idea if there's damage on his vehicle. I can only assume. I had a nice looking cut on my bumper and my license plate frame looks cracked. I just got plates for it. I had to leave really fast earlier because I had my last final. The car already has a lot of dings on the bumper and shit. If I can get this guys insurance to cover a respray on it and raise his premiums he'd probably never park like a twat again.

>>15027065
Kek why u mad tho

>>15027068
>torquing valve cores.
>hand tight is just fine.
>amateur

Lol what.
Implying anyone can't break the torque on a fucking valve core with the flick of a wrist.

I hope you never buy that tool
Stay pleb.

>>15027098
Make sure you use spray adhesive to stick it to the window, so it doesn't blow away.

You are a faggot
even if they did love tap you that is what bumpers are for

Kys

>>15026259
trigger the alarms on both cars and wait for the owners
if nobody shows up, stick the floormat between bumpers an push your way through one way or another.

Knife to the sidewall works nicely

Or just carry a jack and 4 vehicle dollies and move the piece of shit into traffic and leave it there to get ticketed

>>15026910
>>15026928
So you both cut peoples tires, and fuck with peoples cars. Otherwise, you need to learn reading comprehension.

>>15027138
>even if they did love tap you that is what bumpers are for
Fucking women.

>>15027023
That would actually be a felony, not a prank.

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Get one of these for future. As a bonus you also have the option to tow shit around if necessary.

>>15027166
>wahh they bumped my 200 dollar econobox

>>15027186
>waaaaah im gonna have to walk another 20 feet if i park over there
>waaah i don't know how to drive
>waah i'm too fat to twist my head and look out the window
>better just love tap bumpers to park

>>15026589

Take the wiper part of the wiper off, leaving the metal frame.

>>15027159
They make vehicle dollies with built in jacks

>>15027198
Next time park 2 feet forward instead of leaving a 6 foot gap between you and the next car.

>>15027176
Or install a shotgun shell claymore inside the bumper, so that when it caves in pushes the outwards aimed shell against a fixed firing pin. Sure, it will ruin your bumper, but that would be least of your worries.

>>15027205
If I park 2 feet foward I'm blocking a driveway or intersection.

>>15027205
because you don't have the common sense to not park somewhere you don't fit?

>>15027205
The problem is the guy who parked in front. You don't leave your car when it is only inches from someone's bumper unless you want to come back to a half smashed car. I would just bump the fuck out of him because I don't care about my paint

>>15026259
get a wooden wedge pop it in his door get a hanger unlock his door unlock shift release with knife put safety come in between his car and yours push his car far forward as fuck into the car put on the e brake in that position then put it in park, steal anything valueable then squeeze your way out.

you can also call a tow truck to do this for you so you dont get into legal trouble just tip him.

i work as a valet.

>>15027217
Clearly I fit.

>>15027215
So you are illegally park. I'll just tow you and take your spot plus the space behind you.

>>15027219
Exactly, I hit peoples cars all the times, I'll sometimes even bust their mirrors so I can fit in to a spot on the other side.

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>>15027166
>third-owner-shitbox-resale-value-cuck

>>15027244
>So you are illegally park. I'll just tow you and take your spot plus the space behind you.
And get towed yourself for being illegaly parked too? ...
>>15027249
ok pal

>>15027263
No, Clearly there was enough room for another car behind, I'll just park 2 feet farther back and be legally parked. Or I'll get in behind you, and slowly push your car forward till it's illegally parked and then have it towed.

>>15027294
Sure you will, tough guy, sure.

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>>15027304
I've done it before.

>>15027310
Sure you have, anon.

>>15027310
What happens when my parking brake is on and your shit econobox can't push my car?

>>15026259
>>15026263
>shitbox
>enough power and mass
>awd
>black plastic bumpers that are already scratched and dented
Stop beeing a pussy
I'd go for nissan since saabs has some stupid system that doesn't allow to park it in neutral (at least if manuel you have to put it in reverse to get the ignition key out)

>>15027334
>he thinks his parking brake will stop his car from moving
Cute.

>>15027352
your shit econobox can't push 3 tons, sorry

>>15027358
You always leave your mom sitting in car? I hope you at least leave the windo rolled down during summer.

>>15027358
I drive a F450. You can come try to push it if you want...

>>15027415
Sure you do.

>>15027415
and I have a 240z

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>>15027415

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GenX here. In the old days we'd leave one of these on the windshield.

>>15027499
Fuck off grandpa

>>15027459
>goes to court
>he was in my way so I hit him
>thinks he is actually justified

>>15027570
With parking like this, he is. I would to that if I didn't give a shit about my car

>>15027574
>with parking like that, he is
No, How about you look at that parking. That truck should never have a spot there. It hangs over and to top it off trucks have a wide ass door. That car had to park slightly over so it could even open it's door.

White car was parked fine.

>>15027207
that's fucking hilarious

>>15027589
>car parked over the line
>car parked fine

How about no. . .

>>15027589
>white car was parked fine
do you see where the yellow line is lmao??? White car over the line significantly.

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>>15027176
What the hell kind of towball is that?

>>15027598
>>15027602
Car was parked with in the yellow line, you blind fucks.

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>>15027691

>>15026330
>Locking lugnuts
You glorious glorious bastard
>Knife their tires
No, cut out a flat spot in the tread, ideally as large as you can so the tread is gone in a section, and small enough that the cut is flat, then steal all their balance weights. The car being miserable to drive like that probably won't be covered under insurance.
Bonus extra, if they have any grease fittings on their car, fill a grease gun with a thick gel degreaser and pump it into all the fittings.

>>15027731
You talk about this like you have experience anon you evil genius

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>>15027691
shut the FUCK up donny.

out of your element.

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>>15027436
>>15027459
No really, keep thinking that.
Your not moving shit and still driving g away

>>15027737
I've owned a car with rusted up u-joints and I know how the average dumbass treats their car, they'll turn the stereo up and blame the last mechanic they saw. Someone sees a flat spot on the tire, especially if you scrape it a bit and they'll probably think a brake locked and the tire dragged, and the dumbass river wasn't smart enough to realize it. Gel degreaser will get rid of the lubrication on the parts, they'll start to grind together and it'll just look like the owner never maintained wear components, especially when they keep turning up their radio-assuming a shop sees the damage before they completely grind down a CV joint and the half shaft breaks.
Something like welding the lug nuts on would be obvious, but lock nuts and then they can't find the socket? And the guy thinks he didn't install them and comes in with a tire scraped up that badly and squeaking parts that lack sufficient lubrication?
Any shop is going to think the guy is a massive dumbass who lost the socket and made their job that much harder.
If you live in a place with lots of mice or rats or squirrels, you could try putting peanut butter on the small wires to sensors and other components, rodents love peanut butter and will likely chew through the wires as they eat it. Do it on small components so they rodent doesn't fry and leave evidence behind, and so it just throws a CEL they'll ignore as the O2 sensor or something is having trouble because a rodent ate the wires to it. Bonus points if you can get it shoved in the end of a major body harness so something will destroy the majority of the wiring and run a few thousand in repair costs.

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>>15027795
Jesus christ anon stay away from me and my shitbox

>>15027795
>welding the lug nuts
>putting peanut butter on the small wires
Is that what retarded people do instead of kicking the rear view mirror or denting the doors?

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>>15027775

not the other guy, but you wanna bet? I've got 4wd and a ridiculous low range. Try me

>>15027855
I have seen someone who welded their own wheels to the studs because they couldn't find the rusted up lug nuts.
Getting animals to eat the wires only works if they are around often, like if it's someone who lives near you as opposed to a one-time thing as it will take time.

>>15027775
>parking thread
>brags about having vehicle that basically can't park anywhere

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>>15027629
Euro style. Pretty effeminate, ain't it?

>>15027629

the type that doubles as an anal hook

>>15027176
>mount a metal dick on ur car anon hurr hurr ull b da alpha

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>>15027775
holy shit what are you compensating for faggot your truck is not that one and literally nobody cares

>>15027436
240z brother, what year is yours?

>>15026259

The best thing to do in that situation is wait for the person to come back or have the front desk call them out of whatever store they're in. From there you can tell them to be more respectful of other peoples' cars or get insurance info if your car is damaged. Busting up their car or doing something that will give them grief sometime down the line does not solve the problem, it just makes you a fucking child.

>>15026988
damn.
your midget hand is mangled.

>>15027795
Another good trick is to let air out of the tire and use red locktite on metal valve caps it works best when the caps are painted matte black and only use smooth outer caps and score the valve stem so they end up tearing it off when they try to remove it

Also putting thumb tacks in the treads of the tires so the click like there are rocks stuck in the treads, you can also make little tack to stick between the treads that have barbs so they are fucking hard as hell to pull out out of sheet metal


If you really want to fuck with the person get a can of spray foam with a 3 foot tube that fits on the tube the cans comes with and stuff it as deep as you can get it into any opening you want and start filling up the gapes, tailpipe, radiator vents, door gapes, if you use a piece of wood or plastic open the door panels open

If you get it in the right spot they wont be able to unlock their car if it hardens before they get back if the car doesn't have powerlocks at least

>>15027861

XJ fag reporting in
Tow capacity up to 5,000 lbs, f450 curb weight over 8,000 lbs.
As much as i'd love to do the same to that tremendous douche, he drives a fucking anvil on wheels.

>slice brake lines
>cover with cheapest black tape you can find
>it'll take a few rainstorms for the adhesive to wear off and spring the leak

>powdered glass (put in bag and beat shit out of a cup with hammer) on windshield wipers
>oh no rain is coming! better turn on my wipers
>SCRATCHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
>ticket for having a fucked up windshield
>insurance will prolly replace for free though
>still an extreme pain in the ass

>cola or sugar in gas tank
>superglue doorhandles/wipers/anything that moves/opens

>do something to the backside/farside of the vehicle
>drivers will often completely walk straight to the driver door without checking behind them/passenger side
>remove license plate?
>Trump bumper sticker?

>Or go classic revenge, and especially with a tall ride, put mustard and a slice of baloney on roof. Mustard will eat the fucking paint and maybe a nice progress on rust before being noticed

>>15026259
Its times like this when I am glad I own a pos truck with a steel bumper.. I just slam the shit out of both vehicles and leave... I really dont give a fuck at that point

>>15028677
sugar only works on carbed vehicles

>>15027023
>print a fake parking ticket and put it on his windshield.
In my state, it is a felony to illegally create fake government documents. You'd better not have a printer that prints those virtually invisible identifying marks showing the printer serial number. They'd probably leave pranks alone, but if it's a slow day or the prosecutor has a new employee hungry to get more felony convictions on his annual accomplishment evaluation records, they can go after you. The real problem is when they confiscate your PC (since it was used in the crime) they will find other illegal stuff on it (pirated programs, hacked programs, pirated media) and can have you prosecuted for that too.

WIth that felony on your record, you cannot have a gun, cannot legally work at certain jobs, can be fired from your current job, lose scholarships, and most importantly cannot vote for Trump in the next election. Now, that last problem is a real serious one.

whip out your johnson and rub it all over that guys car, that'll show him

here's one I did
>park at mcdonalds, gotta get me that food
>come back out
>faggot minivan in my way
>fine, fuck you
>get greasegun and red n tacky grease
>grease the following;
>door handles
>windshield wiper rubber things
>the rubber gasket on the windows so it spreads
>side steps
red n tacky is about 12 bitches to get off and you will get it on you.
I wish I could've seen the aftermath.

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DOT 3 brake cleaner on paint

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>>15028840

>>15028615

231/300 doubler reporting in, 114:1 crawl ratio.

>weight will have anything to do with it

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>>15028836
I guess you carry a greasegun with you at all times as a revenge tool? The nice thing is that you can't be prosecuted for carrying it around. However, if a police officer ever knows that you carry one, it is a highly memorable and unique thing. So if a vandalism ever happens anywhere in the city with red-n-tacky, the police will automatically think about you as you are the only oddball to carry a red-n-tacky greasegun wherever you go.

Red-n-Tacky comes off fast if you use a cardboard scraper to remove most of it. Then a cheesecloth type rag to pull off the rest. If you don't have cheesecloth, then use the much more expensive medical gauze that similar to cheesecloth. Final bit of oil film residue comes off with isopropyl alcohol spray and cloth. The mistake is to use soapy cleaner right away.

>>15027499
fuck off gramps, dont you have an ether frolic at the malt shop to go too?

>>15027459
*insert baby boomer facebook humor*

why not put grease on all the door handles and the under side of their wipers

>>15027064

This idiot is talking out of his ass.

Hes from Portugal, I'm also from Portugal and if you ever called the police for something like that, here or in any other country in Europe they would most likely laugh at you.

Steal their license plate

>>15029861
I like that. Before you leave, take their plates as that is fast and easy. Or scrape off their current year's tab renewal sticker on the rear plate. You can also tear off a piece of duct tape (if you have that) and tape over their tabs. Thus a police officer might pull them over one day to tell them to fix their plate. A small inconvenience, but the surge of panic of a speeding ticket might annoy them a little. It's hard to get caught for something as fast as putting tape over their tabs. Or a magic marker can change one of their plate numbers from 3 into an 8. A 1 into a 7. If they get a ticket from a photo-camera, the car mismatch will cause a manual exam of their plate and they will undergo questioning about their plate modification to avoid getting caught by traffic cameras.

You can also drop some small BB shot into their gas tank in hopes that plugs up the line. Or whatever sized metal ball is needed that will fit into the fuel line just enough to tightly plug it up on the INSIDE of the tank. If it is just big enough to plug the hole but not come out, that means the tank has to be removed and not simply drained to fix the problem.

Most cars don't have locking gas caps because the locking caps don't have pressurization features necessary for that car model due to emissions requirements. That's why a locking gas cap that doesn't have an airtight seal with the right amount of leakage pressure (most cheap locking caps might not have the right pressure range for that car model) will eventually cause the "Check Engine" light to come on. It will take a bit of time to self clear that light when you go back to the official gas cap.

poke holes in his valve stems stop him in his tracks

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>>15026259
just fuck his shit up senpai

Locate the cabin air filter. Pour some really strong smelling shit over it.

>>15029857
This idiot knows a little bit about law, so naturally this idiot doesn't take lightly the destruction of his property.
It happens this idiot had the same happening to him and he called the police.

The police then filed a report based on this idiot's declarations and held liable the other person who bumped into this idiot's car, upon proving, without reasonable doubt, that he was indeed responsible for the damage.

Then this idiot was compensated by the insurer of said person.
But since this idiot isn't a mean idiot, he didn't choose to prosecute and file a charge, since the simple act of bumping into a car and damaging it without taking responsibility falls into hit and run and subsequent destruction of property which is a crime.

And why didn't this idiot choose to prosecute? Because the other person swiftly admitted to the police he did accidentally bumped into the car "but thought there was no damage."
Which was tough to prove from his point of view, since there was paint transfer and obvious marks of impact.

tl;dr: é por causa de gajos como tu que Portugal continua uma república das bananas, onde a chico-espertice reina e toda a gente facilita.
E queres que te diga mais? Os dois polícias não se riram :)

>>15026259
This is why I don't park in spots like this. I don't care if I walk 6 extra blocks or whatever it takes. The car is the most expensive thing I own and not worth a night of doing whatever

i put used needles and other garbage on the windshield

>piss in a gatorade bottle
>spray piss on all of his door handles.

>>15029547
nah, not a revenge tool.
do a lot of work on heavy equipment and shit so I have a good alibi.
and yeah, if you know what to do, it comes off.
but mot retards will go to a carwash or something and just fuck their shit up further.

>>15031009
gatorade


that's what i need right now

i like to grab one of my "oh shit" cans of diesel, soak a rag in it, and rub that shit over all the surfaces that the person will touch.
shortlist is;
>door handles
>steps
>sunroof if applicable
>window/door gaskets so it smears the windows
>if i can, the cabin air filter

Get a trailer hitch

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Apparently the owner of the jeep did this to his co-workers every chance he could get. Id slash his fuckin tires if he did this to me.

>>15031009
If you want to be really naughty, lift the weatherstripping on the door, and pour the piss in. He will never get rid of the smell.

>>15031044
fucking kek, I love driving something lifted, now totally gonna do this

>>15031044
Slashing his tires would drop his bumper onto your hood

do you even physics?

>>15026988

>Unusually curved fingertips and nails

Clubbing of the fingertips means the tissue beneath the nails thickens and the fingertips become rounded and bulbous. The fingernails curve over the rounded fingertips.

Clubbing is thought to result from increased blood flow to the fingertips. It can run in families and be entirely harmless. However, if it suddenly develops, it may be a sign of one of many possible medical conditions, including:

long-term lung disease or heart disease, such as lung cancer, bronchiectasis, or endocarditis
inflammatory bowel disease, a long-term disease that causes inflammation of the lining of the gut
stomach cancer or bowel cancer
cirrhosis (scarring of the liver)
polycythaemia, a condition where the blood is too thick

Im not >>15031044
But
>>15031084
Slash the front tires idiot

Do you even physics

>>15031101
Can also be because he's been fat his whole life and he's a mechanic so he gets his fingers peenched all the time.

>>15028677
>trump bumper sticker

or anime bumper sticker?

brb /osg/

>some asshole parks poorly
>casually walk around his car
>slap the slap
>you brake for kohais, bitch
>welcome to the bad luck club motherfucker

>>15028677
>>powdered glass (put in bag and beat shit out of a cup with hammer) on windshield wipers
>>oh no rain is coming! better turn on my wipers
>>SCRATCHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
>>ticket for having a fucked up windshield
>>insurance will prolly replace for free though
>>still an extreme pain in the ass
Cringing like fuck

>>15030736

I have never been interested in trucks in my life.

But this, I can get behind. I want it.