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>>15024236
>>15026170
Tell her you live on the wild side, then fuck her in the butt, and wear your helmet while you do it.
"The grasshopper is a great bike, still fun to ride even after 9 years. I just promised to stop riding when I get married, so I have to sell now..."
quick reminder to never have social interaction. Autism masterrace.
Honda bikes made after 2002 are bland and uninspiring and if you own one you're bland and uninspiring too
>>15026193
This, women are dream killers.
Oh man this house move is killing me I was in the car for 2 hours just to pick something up, go 12 miles and drop it again. Can't wait till this shit is over.
>>15026189
>killing germans
I'm not trusting you then, fuck you.
I'm just posting stuff from my local craiglist.
>>15026204
since noone wants to be in a relationship with me because I'm a shit, I will always be able to enjoy gud stuff in life.
Get on my level normie plebs
>house is the most intelligent doc around and chose a honda
>there are people here that think they're smarter than house
>>15026205
I'm 5'7'' how far would I be leaning over if I got on an sv650s??
>>15026203
no u
>>15026209
i thought he drove a ducati scrambler or some other kind of cuck machine in the movie. Why is he sitting on that cbr?
>>15026212
90 degrees or go home pally
But no what do you mean? When standing?
>>15026203
>XR650R produced until 2007
You're only partially right.
>>15026203
xr650r were made until 07
>>15026222
what with the infatuation from /o/ with big bertha?
the xr650r is an over-weight, antiquated beast beast. It doesn't do anything that a fuel inject 450 doesn't do better.
>>15026193
>I just promised to stop riding when I get married
lmao and he promised to give his balls away too
https://youtu.be/aZb_HdA7J3I
I don't even know what's going on any more.
I sure am glad I learned to handle skidz instead of just locking up and going down. >>>/wsg/1076901
>>15026236
Because most of dbt don't ride dirt bikes nor do they know any better.
Why do people like 4 strokes in general?
they are overweight and designed to explode after 100 hours of riding.
>>15026236
It lasts a lot longer. Goes faster.
>>15026193
Can't we fuck with that guy somehow? What a disgrace
>>15026265
He has already been fucked over enough b y the whip.
we can't damage such a broken man.
>>15026203
>mfw bike made in 2002
>>15026209
house is also an actor, what if honda gave him the bike because their in damage control and losing trillions of yen from all the /DBT/ threads?
>>15026277
>implying people on dbt could afford a new Honda in the first place
>>15026212
About this much
>>15026282
>smashed his foot between the bike and the ground
no thanks
>>15026277
house doesn't care for money, he's 100% rational
that's why he chose honda because honda a best
I think Hugh Laurie owns quite a few motorcycles (non-fictional)
>>15026307
who is hugh laurie?
we are talking about house, the best doctor in America
>>15026193
>2pm
>eating yogurt with oats in the kitchen at work
>qt 6/10 russian chick that's visiting from another office comes at the kitchen, opens fridge
>(cue Russian accent) "oh no I forgot my lunch"
>looks at me with a sadface
>"I have some spare yogurt and strawberries in the fridge, you can mix that with the oats I brought too"
>hesitates and grabs a yogurt, I insist end she ends up grabbing two yogurts and the strawberries
>starts cutting the strawberries, straight up asks "so how's Tinder anon? got a girlfriend yet?"
>"Oh I quit about 6 months ago, I'm taking a timeout"
>blablabla she rambles about some madmen she met, says yeah it can be tiresome
>"So me and the girls are going out tonight, do you want to come with us?"
>"It's very sweet of you to invite me Petra, but I don't have a lot of fun going out"
>"why?"
>"It does nothing for me, I get bored"
>"oh okay"
It is becoming increasingly clear I was born to shitpost and work on my bike.
>>15026326
Dear /dbt/
Give me a list of models that are very similar looks wise to a Ducati SportClassic Sport 1000
Trying to get my hands on one here in my state in Aus is proving pretty difficult
>>15026326
I wish i could meet someone as autistic as you are
>>15026321
House plays Hugh Laurie, so we're talking about the same god.
>>15026358
they play together?
are they twins, they look similar
>>15026236
except for highways and pew pew and hauling two people
>>15026243
lmao!
>>15026252
I like their sound
>>15026265
mad autist detected
>>15026326
>how bout you eat DAT DICK LMAOOOO
>>15026361
and you don't like the sound of a 2smoke?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zRK-El-RMVM
WHo in their right fucking mind is going to buy the 2015 Norton Commandos for the fucking 40k (AUD) price tag they have set on them?
They look like a standard street fight and there's not one special thing about them. I just cannot see them selling at all...
>>15026380
Not to mention they're uglier than the Thruxton
>>15026380
faggots anon, faggots
>>15026371
not that much, if I could build one I would want basically a two stroke with 4 stroke sound.
>dat light and simpleness
>dat smell and smoke
but the sound is meh.
>>15026380
baby boomers will.
im back guys
>>15026391
4 strokes sound like someone farting in a can and no person in the history of mankind has made a good fake 4 stroke sound.
Anyone can go badingdingding though, you are more autistic than i am brain damaged you should know this wr anton.
>>15026380
>40K aud
Fucking christ, I kinda like the thing but I think even 16K US is a little much, that's just insane.
>>15026402
what the fuck are you on about
>>15026380
British motorcycles carry a premium. I will admit that I don't understand what the point of Norton is nowadays though
>tfw no twin rotor Norton Commander
>>15026405
making fake motorcycle sounds, it is the main reason why 2 strokes are superior.
>>15026399
>>15026415
You're incredibly confused.
>>15026403
Cost more than an 1198.
Makes no sense they are much cheaper to build.
>>15026402
I don't get what you mean man
if I dart in a tin can and play it on loop will it sound nice?
and what does being able to reproduce the sound with mouth have to do with how good it sounds?
>>15026421
you're just not autistic enough to understand
>>15026417
>>15026457
lol is she taking a pic of you?
why does the Kawa look like a stanced Africa Twin?
>>15026472
africa twin doesn't have snorkels :/
>wash textile jacket
>still wet
>throw that shit on and hit the freeway
>bone dry
Motorcycles are the best, guys.
>>15026482
why not?
>>15026486
lel
I love me some snorkels
>>15026466
lol duno
>heading home again
>>15026491
Ayyy I have the same tomtom
>4channing while driving
love it
dbt i havent ridden my road bike in over 2 weeks, whats wrong with me?
don't even have a desire to ride it...
>>15026490
post more
http://suchen.mobile.de/fahrzeuge/details.html?id=226262505
I am now seriously considering the older 600 ninjas or my A2 even if they have like 5 times the HP of my first bike
yolo amirite?
>>15026499
you need a bike that you really want.
>>15026508
SNORKELS
Yolo bro fucking do it
>>15026508
man why don't you just get a cheap xt, ride it one year and sell it later?
>>15026499
You prob have a shit bike m8
>mfw every time I ride my GS it's like my first time all over again
Literally GOBS OF TORK
>>15026516
>because it's not green
:^)
except when you would be talking about this beauty right here:
http://suchen.mobile.de/motorrad-inserat/yamaha-xtz-750-super-tenere-kettensatz-%C3%B6le-batterie-neu-burbach/224874067.html
>>15026514
AWW SHHEEEEEEEIT SON
whad you thinken of this QT next to the ZX 7
>>15026534
They look happy as fuck man!!!
Both QT3.14s
>>15026534
srsly I'm talking to a 660 or something: you get to save money when you don't use the car, have a bike for SEM and stop being miserable
>>15026522
Compared to the dirt bike it seems like a gutless pigfat shit if im honest.
just can't seem to have fun on it lately, the only fun to be had seems to be going through corners in a manner that is likely to get you killed for no real reward.
not even an adrenaline rush anymore.
>>15026545
>when you don't use the car
but I use my car every day man, because I fucken have to work
>inb4 take the bus
I'd rather walk then use public transport
>>15026540
yee mang
>>15026554
>rock hard
>>15026554
can't you go to work on a bike?
>>15026565
inb4 it rains sometimes
Does anyone know wether they ever sold the dual headlight zxr400 in the Netherlands?
>>15026534
N
O
I
C
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Are those snorkels part of a ram-air system? My CBR has a ram-air entrance and
>speedo starts malfunctioning
>solenoid valve stays open all the time
>fuel mixture goes lean to the point bike barely runs over 40km/h
You can bypass the solenoid altogether (as I did) but then you have to be careful with the throttle in low-mid revs over 60km/h, if you go full-wot outta nowhere you lean it too much due to the ram air and the bike doesn't go anywhere. Well that's my theory, I could be wrong.
Working on bikes is pretty cool, it makes you appreciate their designs and the thought that went into it.
>Want to go for a ride
>No moonlight tonight
>Headlights are utterly useless
Just fuck my shit up senpai
>>15026565
Fuck riding to work.
I blast my heater in the car the whole way to work while i chain smoke and listen to the news.
I like to be warm and full of cancer by time i get to work.
>>15026564
>dem colors
>>15026565
I don't think I understand what you mean
>>15026578
I think so, yes.
>>15026403
That's fucked, the exchange should make then around about 27K (from roughly 37k) if there was a direct conversion, so that's basically how much it's costing us here in Aus.....
>>15026551
What bike is it?
Honestly you should just sell it and buy some shit rat dirt bike to get hektik on.
I know how you feel though, I don't really find sport bikes fun either.
>>15026584
iirc the guy bought it from a pretty interesting guy who tracked it
>>15026578
For a RAM air intake you need a ram, something in the middle that diverts and compresses air
It's only useful at supersonic speed
Just picked this up yesterday on the Cheap Cheap.
Is hydrodipping ironically cool or just weird for everybody?
Im trying to figure out who this paint job was for.
>>15026380
I would buy a 2015/2016 brough for 50k over a Norton. The Nortons don't make any fucking sense to me either, even the old ones don't make me go all goey like they do some people
Tritons however.....
>>15026565
>wanting to ride to work
Sounds like making the trip to work painful and take half an hour longer for no good reason.
>gear up
>get bike out
>warm bike up
>go to work
>freeze
>get to work frozen
>remove gear
>start working
>no radio to listen to at smoko/lunch
>>15026599
TW TW TW
>>15026599
Eh, thats kinda neat. Its also kinda like a bunch of play doh mashed together.
>>15026599
what the fucking fuck
>>15026594
just for fun or serious track racing?
>>15026565
You can but most of dbt is faggot fair weather riders or retards like kk who refuse to wear gear so they go "m-muh rain"
WHO NEVER OWNED A CAR MASTER RACE HERE?
>daily ride my bike no matter what weather
>top $$$ gear so always comfy
>>15026611
Serious iirc
The guy posted back in '13-'14 so I'm not totally reminiscient
>>15026414
I don't know why when nothing reliable comes from Britain in general beyond a Brough (no one owns one) and BSA (everyone's got s rusty one lying around)
>>15026612
I never wanted a car but my mom didn't let me take my bike to work in winter :^(
>>15026595
>only useful at supersonic speed
Perhaps I abused the term "ram air system" but several vehicles do have what is called "ram air intakes" and they don't reach supersonic speeds.
Pic related, CBR600 F3
>>15026602
Once you discover how to be comfy on a bike you can never get enough...
>i don't even have a car, yet i have to commute at 6:30 whatever the wheather
>>15026602
>having to warm up your bike
>riding a carbed bike
>carbs
>CARBS
>CURRENT YEAR
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
>>15026594
Twin headlights is my fetish
>>15026628
so kawaii
>>15026388
Wasn't the thruxton the "spiritual successor" design wise to Norton Dominator anyway?
>>15026628
>>15026584
I mean
>get cheap xt (which I thought you liked)
>use it for going to work so you save on gas
>be generally less miserable
>have a bike for SEM
later
>sell cheap xt
>use money you have saved on gas to get klx or whatever
>>15026353
PLEASE REPLY FWENDS :(
Hey /dbt/ do I spend $400 on a Nighthawk 700 and get it running?
>>15026634
That shocked 'face' is what does it for me. Especially on forkless edits
>>15026593
Already way ahead of you, at the point now where im trying to convince myself i still need the road bike.
$6500 is a lot of maintenance moneys for dirt bike riding.
>>15026640
Fuck off cafe racer faggot. I bet you wear an open face helmet with goggles and have that stereotypical cafe racer stache and beard combo with leather.
>>15026627
>FI is fucked
>have to buy new bike
>Carb is fucked
>tap with hammer easy fix
lmao FI cucked
>>15026646
I would. Aesthetically its one of my favorite bikes.
>>15026647
AHHH
>>15026608
Hydro bike is the 3rd one I have owned. This is my current and stand by.
I have owned every common 250ish cc duel sport and there is something so damn fun about a TW.
>>15026652
> stereotypical cafe racer stache and beard combo with leather
Don't forget the tight pants, ironic t-shirt and completely cosmetic jacket
>>15026655
There have been so many fucking posts on dbt that go
>m-muh carbs guys, I can't ride :(
and yet I have never ever ever ever seen a single anon have EFI problems.
Get cucked poorfag.
>>15026657
What if I told you I know next to nothing about repairing bikes, but would like to learn.
>55k km
how much is too much kilometers?
http://ww3.autoscout24.de/classified/275703403
>>15026638
but buying a cheap XT means work, and after riding it to SEM it's gonna be worth almost nothing because it's a trillion miles trip, and I can't make money during the SEM so it would be a big minus
I do like the XT, but I don't know if I want one. Does the green Super Ténéré count as cheap? :^)
>>15026660
AAAAAAAH
>>15026663
That's a nice tw as well.
TW is like an ATV on two wheels man. Cool helmet too
>>15026219
I mean while your on the bike, I hear the s version puts a lot of stress on your palms and wrists for longer rides.
I know some taller people don't have that issue because their arms grow proportional to their body so it feels like a normal position for them.
>>15026669
>old carbed bike
>its a honda
>parts are absurdly common
>the nighthawks were super popular
>tons of info online about them
Its legitimately a good bike to learn on.
>>15026665
You don hear of them because no one asks
>what do my EFI is broke
they just silently buy a new bike because it's not fixable
FI rekt
>>15026660
Kinda wish I went with a VFR now. V4s are dank as fuck
>>15026498
>tfw I've actually had that happen to me
also
>tfw you're chilling at a red light
>beemer bro pulls up next to you and gives you a thumbs up
>...they're always decades older than you
>>15026627
>he rides his bike while the automatic choke is still activated and the oil in the engine is cold
>>15026683
How the hell do you even break an EFI system?
hai /dbt/
I need to replace the alternator on by Blackbird. Got all parts, got service manual, however I am not sure if I understand this step of cover installation. Do I need to apply sealant on the striped part only?
>>15026690
Ask ducatti
>>15026687
no fireblade a kawaii
>>15026688
Cool headlamps
>>15026689
My bike is a 2015 bike anon.
>>15026690
Yes
>>15026697
Yes and 2015 bikes still have a choke anon.
thats why it revs harder at idle for about 5 minutes when you first start it.
they still have oil too.
>>15026696
Thanks, asymmetrical headlamps make my dick wet.
>tfw saw my first 1290 Sup Adv today
God I want one so bad.
>>15026697
>my bike is 2015 so it doesn't have oil
expert alarm
>>15026612
>never owned a car
Well you can shut up then because you don't know what you're missing.
Riding is fun but when the ride to work is full of congested traffic and you can't lane split it's really no better than a car.
>>15026709
>asymmetrical headlamps make my dick wet
Ditto, and makes it look a little puzzled lol
>>15026690
Sensors, ECU, fuel rail. They're far less prone to issues, but harder to diagnose when you encounter them.
I've dealt with tons of fuel injection issues in my and my buddy's Jeeps.
>>15026706
the new SWM even have EFI and still a choke
ay lmom
>>15026655
>implying FI breaks
>>15026713
Ah yeah well if you live in a place where you cant lane split I'd understand if you dont daily drive your bike, that would drive me crazy, especially if it was raining or something.
I live in Cali so it's the opposite for me, I'd sooner die than drive a car anywhere unless I absolutely have to, so much fucking traffic it would add hours to my trips.
>>15026676
I'm 5'8 and have no issues on my S
>>15026718
Does it just happen because shit happens? Or is there something you do to the bike that actually breaks it?
>>15026719
that's not a choke lever. That's a decompression lever.
Car owner here, how does it feel knowing you bike losers can die in fucking seconds?
You have such a higher chance of being IMPALED AND KILLED than i do in a car, i have a chance of getting off alive, you're FUCKED.
Bikes are just for pussies who need to overcompensate and can't go fast holding a wheel so they need to be really light weight and have a massive engine.
Be honest, your pissy engines would be weak as fuck in a car.
Pathetic, you overcompensating fucks.
>>15026732
where are your proofs?
>>15026733
Worth it for 0-60 in 5s out of a 250cc
>>15026733
>>15026733
>Massive engine
Jej, someone is butthurt his shitbox gets lapped by scooters
>>15026727
Just shit happens. A couple times I've ran into intermittent misfires, and it took me a couple days to figure out what was causing it. Turned out to be the contacts on the ECU having cracked from wiggling, and that was fucking up *everything* causing misfires.
The stars and moon have to align perfectly to fuck you over like that.
>>15026733
Multiple car/bike owner here, whats it like being poor?
>>15026733
But I'm a car owner too
I can outrun a tsunami and hurricanes you can not have fun dying
good bye
Guys if you don't ride wearing a full face silk baclava you are seriously missing out, I can't go back anymore.
>try riding without it
>like riding with fucking acid covered sandpaper grinding against my face
>hair destroyed
>>15026733
>car fags
Im a truck / multi Bike owner.
My street bike puts out 180 hp. would be sufficient for a car. It does 0 to 60 in 2.6 seconds and I dont have to be afraid of breaking it so I dont drive around at 20 mph like the kind of faggots that buy porches.
>>15026740
You have never ridden a 4 stroke bike with a kick start before have you?
>>15026740
my bike has one as well. It holds the exhaust valves slightly open so you can turn the engine easier.
EFI systems automatically adjust the fuel mixture, making it a little richer until it gets warmed up.
is the KLR 650 a meme bike?
>planning to buy a pair of summer riding pants for 135€
>find a pair of fainese pants on an ad website for 140€
>valued at 200€
>dunno if they're the right side
Fucckity fug
>>15026756
Do they make it any hotter in the summer?
>>15026771
are you retarded?
the SWM doesn't have a kickstart you fucking piece of shit,.
>>15026733
>hayabusa engine is so based people keep trying to put it in cars
how does it feel to have such a shitty platform you have to steal ours for innovation?
>>15026773
Not the diesel one
shit can run on jet fuel, too
>>15026785
and the basic one?
>>15026652
SportClassic based on the Ducati 750 Imola Desmo
>cafe race
It appears you are the faggot anon.
>>15026785
it can run on anything even close to flammable. Like most military vehicles.
>>15026788
Pretty cool imo
Ensure the doohickey has been done
>>15026783
Then why does it have a decomp lever....?
>>15026794
>doohickey
?
>>15026793
I saw a tank run on alcohol one time. It was pretty cool.
>>15026798
Doohickey mod
Always wanted to try a klr 250 super sherpa though
>>15026797
it's not a decomp lever
it's a choke
>>15026652
Only KTM fags get this angry on dbt, that or nobikes.
Which are you?
>>15026785
>jet fuel
People realise jet fuel is basically just kerosene right?
>>15026803
You could probably run it off crude on the side of the road. Sand helps clean the valves
>>15026803
you could get wasted while doing sikk skids
>"BOOOORIS!!!
>we need to get our shitbike running on vodka"
>>15026771
I never use my decompression lever for kick starting unless it's flooded or something. It is useful for the electric start though because it is weak as shit and the battery can't hold a charge well. It doesn't fire up as well when using that lever.
>>15026797
Read the above.
>>15026773
Kind of. It's not good for anything.
>>15026785
The diesel one is definitely a meme. It's even heavier and slower than the normal one.
>but muh vegitable oil fuel
Fuck off. It's not like it matters when the normal one has such a great range and gas stations are more common than fast food joints.
>>15026815
Isnt kero basically diesel as well?
>>15026808
oh i see, touche.
>>15026824
pretty much.
Why im always wondering why people talk about jet fuel like its some magic high octane god fuel
>>15026821
>The diesel one is definitely a meme. It's even heavier and slower than the normal one.
>>but muh vegitable oil fuel
>Fuck off. It's not like it matters when the normal one has such a great range and gas stations are more common than fast food joints.
It was made for the military where diesel and jetfuel is more common than petrol
>>15026844
>but can it melt steel beams
>>15026844
>It was made for the military where diesel and jetfuel is more common than petrol
But that has no use to the rest of us.
>>15026845
Yes, at a point metal becomes flammable so you can fill the tank full of it and it will burn producing extreme torks
>>15026824
Kerosene is #1 Diesel, and is used in winter blended diesel fuel you get from a pump. There are a few differences like higher energy density, lower flash point, less paraffin so it doesn't gum up as readily.
It can be burned the same as pump diesel in many cases.
>>15026841
Its got jet in the name.
Have any of you ever tried pencil suspension on your bikes? How did you like it?
>>15026854
I might be remembering something in there backwards now that I think about it. Oh well. Google it if you want to know more.
>>15026857
the fuck is that?
>>15026854
>its got jet in the name
True.
I suppose most people don't really care about how things like jets actually work, they just think it is cool that they can make things go fast, which is fine i guess.
>>15026780
No. If anything I'm less sweaty with one.
The only thing that sucks about it is it directs my breath upward and fogs up my glasses when I'm at a still but once you get moving it clears up.
>>15026813
Why do KTM fags get angry?
>>15026877
>>15026902
Because their bikes are broken.
>>15026813
>>15026902
>absolutely nothing about any brand posted at all
>automatically blame KTM
are you that retarded?
>>15026756
I actually stopped using one. Keep having to adjust the fucker, or the centreline imprints on my skull. Also makes departure faster. If its really cold I use a woolen collar.
>>15026902
because their bikes a shit
>>15026683
>m-muh carbs guys, I can't ride :(
Well it probably has to do with anons buying 20-30 year old bikes with worn float valves, rusty tanks, cracked o-rings and god knows what else.
That and project bikes, which are almost old bikes too.
I have a newer (and by newer I mean "only" 10 years old) carbed bike and it never skips a beat.
EFI is still pretty sweet tho.
>Just got the confirmation call for my road test tomorrow
>"Make sure everything on your bike works"
They must know I have a shitbike.
>>15026932
That's not even the most up to date image m8.
>>15026917
Thanks.
Do you like it though? I hear it's a bit stiff on compression but hardly has any rebound at all once it does finally compress.
>>15026953
And if your carbs get fucky you can keep riding for months just with misfires
>>15026902
Because we can i guess, that and denial.
>>15026917
Are you talking about having a linkage vs no linkage?
If you have always ridden with a linkage you will hate ktm rear suspension, if you have always ridden a ktm you will hate linkage suspension is my opinion on the topic.
>>15026612
holla at ya boi
no car for almost 2 years now and fucking love it. bike to work, bike to the store, bike to the bar, bike for a pack of smokes.
such a more free feeling, interesting way to commute. sitting in a car makes me very bored very quickly. probably because for 7 years beforehand all ive had was cars, and i would drive 30 miles a day or more.
>>15026960
>>15026970
I have no idea what a pencil suspension is, i just painted a pencil over the first image on motorbikes sorry.
>>15026980
i have no idea what it is either but im assuming its this
>tfw I found a shortcut through a forest which is half as long as the normal road around it
I normally don't ride there, but it's nice to know
thred ded
wake up dbt i have to go to work soon and you guys are my entertainment until then
>cheapest dorsoduro still costs 5k
FUCK
>>15027015
yeah but if you are going 1/5th of the speed its not really a shortcut is it?
>>15027015
>he still haven't built a scrambler out of his bike
>>15026927
The key is to adjust it so it sits a little below your eyebrows, then when you put your helmet on, put it on in a scooping motion and it'll pull up right on top of your eyebrows so it doesn't mush up against your forehead and leave the impression.
>>15027026
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sbu6nXV3xZ4
How should a helmet sit? I've been pulling mine down a lot lately so the top of the visor area sits on my eyebrows
>>15027036
in his case it wouldn't be for looks but for practicallity
i mean look at the roads the thing has to ride
>>15027047
it shouldnt move on your head.
>>15026726
what site is this pic from?
>>15027074
ergo simulator in the OP.
>>15027024
it's a shortcut, so it's only shorter
but anyway it's also faster a bit, but nothing for every day with my bike
>>15027026
I'd rather buy a dual sport Tbh
>>15027061
>i mean look at the roads the thing has to ride
yes, that poor thing
>>15027069
It doesnt. I just find myself adjusting it a lot
>pants I wanted were 135€ yesterday
>now they're 179€
Why.
>>15027074
4chan
>>15027074
http://cycle-ergo.com/
>>15027047
Shouldn't rotate around if you shake your head, shouldn't have any hot spots from pressure points. Your head might be the wrong shape for your helmet.
>>15027085
the jews anon, it's always the jews
>>15027080
just buy the fucken DR Big allready man
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aKZg-AdBg6s
>two people to lift it
Im buying my second bike this summer (hopefully).
I want a bike that can do long range adventure travels with some offroad capabilities.
Must be A2 (max 48hp).
Must be around or below 3k€.
I've narrowed it to this two candidates:
Yamaha XT660R and Kawasaki KLE500
Wich one would you choose and why?
Any other candidate that I should consider?
> 2days off work
> newbike gonna get a good spin
Here hoping no more close calls with the otherside of the road
>>15027097
I'd love to have a doctor big
>>15027107
660
because it looks better, is single cylinder and weighs more than 20kg less
>>15027107
>>15027128
When in doubt, thump about.
>>15027112
>one of first rides on bike
>Slight bend on a steep downhill
>End up going so wide I go on the other side of the road
>Just about hit an oncoming car
That was fucking scary. Luckily had nothing even close to that in the year following
>>15027107
>KLE500
A shit.
Get the 660
>>15027107
XT because I also wanted one but I was to poor for one.
keep that site in mind.
http://www.off-the-road.de/en/home/
>>15027128
I know you do, that's why you should fucking buy one.
I can't really leave the dualsport meem, now looking at TT600 again
fuck me nigga I wish I could finally decide what I want but I am retarded.
>>15027128
>weighs more than 20kg less
20kg lighter
>>15027107
id probably be looking at a dr650 with a safari tank slapped on it for that price range.
>>15027151
welcome to the autism general, here we discuss motorcycles and their applications on the road.
>>15027151
>>15027128
>20kg less
But thats not true. They weight about the same.
>muh flat black spec ops bike
i know flat black bikes don't really scream "never dropped" especially not when on a dualsport, but somehow this looks interesting.
http://suchen.mobile.de/fahrzeuge/details.html?id=223890983
>>15027151
>20kg lighter
t-thanks
>>15027146
when the time comes I'll get more bikes
>I can't really leave the dualsport meem
nice
tt a good
>>15027171
oops, I looked at the wrong site
yes you're right
but I'd still buy the xt
>>15026602
>being this big of a pussy
why even ride at all if its soo painful
>Local mechanic just got a dyno
>Having a dyno shootout to celebrate
I'm scared to bring my bike in case all the horses have fled mine over the years, ignorance is bliss
>>15027185
> you can't even change the type of bike you ride because it would mean adapting different habits
thats not nice anon that's autism to the max
there are only few TT for sale sadly, was also looking at klx/r 600/650 now but they seem heavy and not that sporty, tt seems to be the lightest bzw. best bet out of the bunch I guess.
and it's kind of a special snowflake bike.
tomorrow I'll go to the Fahrschule again to ask them for taking me back in. I hope I didn't really get a Fahrvervot, because I'd be mad as fuck.
the TT looks weird because blue and not green camouflage but ok, the xt has funk ton of km but air cooled xt is indestructible and looks kinda cool imho and is damn cheap, kawa is green but nothing special out of these two
http://suchen.mobile.de/fahrzeuge/details.html?id=223890983
http://suchen.mobile.de/fahrzeuge/details.html?id=226223778
http://suchen.mobile.de/fahrzeuge/details.html?id=226048443
help me R65 anon you're my only hope
you know me like a brother
>>15027212
>look at me I'm as uncomfortable as possible so I'm hardcore!!
>hey guys check it out I can go 0-speed limit in only a few seconds
>i cant go any faster because I got numerous speeding tickets
>but man oh man am I happy a got a liter bike to impress my bros
>>15027248
>look at me I cant afford warm gear because I flush my money down the drain buying cigs
>i also put my gear on before i turn my bike on instead of turning it on and letting it warm while i put on my gear
>>15027253
>living in a shit country
LMAO
>>15027233
>piston rings and head slowly wear out
>cylinder wall opens up
>lose compression as the years creep by
>you barely even notice
>she doesn't start like new any more
>burns a bit more gas
>the cams are far from virginal
>you treat her to new oil and fancy iridium plugs, but you know her happiness is feigned and half hearted
>the youthful love is gone forever
>now you're only sticking together out of habit
>>15027265
>countering with unrelated things
lmao kek
>>15027267
Stop. I cant handle it. I just know one of my cylinders is losing compression badly but I dont want to face the truth. 75,000km and 20 years isnt nice on an engine.
Once I get a car I swear I'll rebuild her and treat her nice
>>15027273
its unrelated if youre not the OP, but ok. stay pussy
>>15026733
My favorite bike has like 20hp and a top speed of 65mph.
Fun is the point.
>>15027293
no one gives a flying fuck if you ride in the rain, people just think lmao what an idiot kek
>>15027288
I'm only half joking because I'm legitimately afraid of that day coming to pass myself. I was never one to get an emotional attachment to objects, but a bike of the same make and model just isn't the same as mine. It would suck to see it go.
>>15027313
>rain
>related
>>15027288
That feeling when my bike has almost 500.000 km on that first engine and still hold up to bikes with the same power. Pure love
>>15027323
OP mentioned freezing just replace rain with riding in the cold
still an idiot lmao
>>15027341
rain isnt tantamount at all to the cold
might want to piggyback on someone else youre not very good at this
>>15027288
75k km is nothing. Wait until it ticks over to 100k
>>15027340
>over 310,000 miles on a bike engine
I'm intrigued. What do you ride, how long did it take you to rack up all those miles?
>>15027363
It is when its highly strung. Pulling 45hp from 250ccs is bad for longevity even if it has honda reliability. At least engines are cheap to pull from write-offs
>>15027356
but you can just replace it and it still makes sense you still uncomfy
and people still think you are an idiot for wanting to be a special snowflake lmao
>>15027376
here's your last (You)
hopefully 75 degree sunny no wind days are in your future so you can ride, thanks for the laughs
>>15027389
thanks you too
>>15026316
what is this bike?
It is pretty
>>15026688
ah yes i see you know that feel well.
>>15024009
fuck you my advice was good all you fucking atgatt retards fuck you retard nolife retard bitches fuck you im way smarter than you
>>15027136
Try turning next time
>>15027247
>there are only few TT for sale sadly, was also looking at klx/r 600/650 now but they seem heavy and not that sporty, tt seems to be the lightest bzw. best bet out of the bunch I guess.
I agree, the tt seems the best from those three
>and it's kind of a special snowflake bike.
with the reliable xt motor, yes
>tomorrow I'll go to the Fahrschule again to ask them for taking me back in. I hope I didn't really get a Fahrvervot, because I'd be mad as fuck.
You're still in your Probezeit, right? What does it mean when you get a Fahrverbot because of speeding during that time, can you just do the regular A2 after that?
>the TT looks weird because blue and not green camouflage but ok, the xt has funk ton of km but air cooled xt is indestructible and looks kinda cool imho and is damn cheap, kawa is green but nothing special out of these two
Somehow the xt leaves a trashed impression on me, but that's only because of the looks. And if I remember correctly the 3UW was not sold here in Germany, so it's an import. Don't know if that's good or bad.
The tt looks good in my opinion. The camo isn't bad, I'd take this one out of your list.
and it's not really expensive, I have seen more expensive tt
and with it's weight and tires like that you could still keep up with your naked bike friends on the touge I guess
for my taste the klr is a bit too heavy if you can also get a xt
>>15027248
>Riding to work in suboptimal conditions is suddenly hardcover dedication
Grow a pair, kid. By the afternoon when you get off work it'll be the complete opposite.
>>15027429
Riding all the time no matter what the weather is what harley cucks do.
>encouraging people to be harley cucks
>>15027429
ok thanks mr expert meteorologist but I'm not the one that compensates for his small weewee lmao
look at how much better i look than you retard bitches too lmao you faggot retards arent even SHIT compared to me and I dont give a shit lmao fuck you. you arent very smart and you look like a clown yet you still try to talk to me thats 1.funny and 2. embarrasing fuck off
Guys. I have a friend coming over to wrench on my bike in three hours
What do
>>15026733
>how does it feel knowing you bike losers can die in fucking seconds?
Pretty good considering that's why I ride in the first place.
>You have such a higher chance of being IMPALED AND KILLED than i do in a car, i have a chance of getting off alive, you're FUCKED.
That's the point. I'm fucking ready. I'm sick of living.
>Bikes are just for pussies who need to overcompensate and can't go fast holding a wheel so they need to be really light weight and have a massive engine.
Eh. I've shit on a lot of really expensive cars in a really shitty econobox in corners. Doesn't mean much. I'd hate to be a vegetable though, I'd rather go fast and make sure when I crash I die.
>Be honest, your pissy engines would be weak as fuck in a car.
Implying you actually drive a car with power.
>Pathetic, you overcompensating fucks.
You misspelled depressed.
Hey debeetee What's your best burger joint you like to ride to?
Something like this?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aNwPKlILPLI
does anybody have the "dump the bitch, make the switch" picture
>>15027413
thanks muh negga. I asked a female friend, she have no clue about bikes but she also said the TT looks the best
looks like that 600cc gonna vibrate under her soon ;^))
good night dbt
>>15027450
Get some beer and food ready
Make sure you have the right tools and cleaning stuff
Send away all females
>>15027472
dem tiddies
>>15027460
We only have McDonald's and Burger King here, so neither
>>15027467
>>15027467
whoa, what the fuck kind of riding is this?
using the on-coming lane for turning and passing around blind corners?
is this guy dead yet?
>>15027472
>24h ban
Even a 72h ban would be worth it.
No excuse me, I need some me time.
>>15027472
yeah I think the tt is a good bike if you want to be reasonably fast on the streets and still be able to do a bit offroad riding
>looks like that 600cc gonna vibrate under her soon ;^))
noice
post results
good night
>>15027467
wow it's the same street like the last 5 vids and the same editing style really interesting stuff
>>15027455
>feeding
its just best to ignore and ride on anon
>>15027496
he totaled a fireblade before he got the s1000 and was really fucky
>>15027364
probably a touring bike. Goldwing maybe?
>>15027374
>It is when its highly strung
This. I would love to see 50k miles from my 450. I think I would be impressed if I even got to 30k without at least new valves.
>>15027472
Do they sell any version of the XT600/660 in the US?
Speaking of squeezing the most out of bikes, who rides the oldest baiku? '86 fj here, it's three years older than me!
>be me
>be a generally cool guy
>want to be youtube famous and buy me a 911 with youtube money
>cant do it without logo
>make this
Comment // Share // Like // Subscribe
>>15026203
>first gen 600RR
>bland and uninspiring
>>15027568
get RJ to show your videos like he always shows at the end of his videos
then you'll maybe get more famous
>>15027568
it's missing a r m8
Daily reminder that it's not what you ride but that you're out riding.
My HayabusaT sure does make me happy though:)
>>15027467
illegal street races vs...
https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCqhISgSTfSDTnHDmoTh8xOQ
>>15027576
Huh? Do I just go up to him and be like: hey rj! P-please plug my 3 video total channel with no prospects for the future! T-thanks
I could be a creep and do a series on 'Searching for rj' and follow him around London and breathing heavily into my mic.
>>15027577
Ayyy lmao
Very clever
If this was reddit, I'd up vote for comical value
My fedora off to, my good sir.
Have a nice afternoon
>>15027568
Your comments will forever be filled with memes and faggots
>>15027616
Send me a pair of your gf worn panties
>>15027625
I thrive in the meme.
Dank meme reply btw
>>15027467
>(from the description) Absolutely crazy motorcycle riding from two totally different bikes. Which bike would you choose?
Well the supermoto might have a slight advantage on the really tight curve, but the liter bike will be faster everywhere else and undoubtedly faster overall. Both look like fun tho.
Is his speedo in km/h or mph?
Anyway with riding like that I doubt he will last long. Even if he doesn't crash himself there's a good chance another car will hit him on those close passes and taking the oncoming lane through blind corners.
>>15027449
you look like some sort of boomer from fallout new vegas
>>15027460
five guys by me. nothing else
>>15027636
Only if you prove you subscribed my channel
:^)
>>15027616
>Huh? Do I just go up to him and be like: hey rj! P-please plug my 3 video total channel with no prospects for the future! T-thanks
I don't know how he actually does it
but it would be cool I guess
>>15027639
What the fuck.
How does it wear a helmet with no chin?
>>15027616
>I could be a creep and do a series on 'Searching for rj' and follow him around London and breathing heavily into my mic.
That actually sounds kinda funny, do it.
>>15027639
No man alive has enough dick to bottom out in that throat.
>>15027654
If I learned anything from Scooby Doo, its an elaborate system of ropes and pulleys.
>>15027651
Collaboration like that are the only way to get out of the rut too.
Maybe one day....
I should see if I can keep up making videos though.
I got an idea to do a video for the grumpy bear challenge, but at the moment my bike is off the road because carbs are fucked and I don't know what to do to fix.
Soon though I'll be having a new bike :D
Any tall riders here?
6.4 and I feel like I'm on a fucking clown bicycle with my ninja 300.
>>15027670
>its an elaborate system of ropes and pulleys.
>>15027673
6'3" and I feel fine on my CBR300R.
>>15027670
I feel bad taking thE piss outta people's looks, but she just looks like a cartoon and I couldn't resist.
>>15027673
6'3" and I actually have a lot of room to move on my Daytona. I was surprised because I was worried I wouldn't fit at all. Although I have been told I look like a giraffe fucking a basketball though.
>>15027685
>need to put left foot down
>can't
>fall
>>15027705
>implying style cares about safety and shit
Enjoy your life you nerd!!!
>>15027563
one of my dream baikus i love 1980s sport bikes
>>15027467
>>15027643
Dude hasn't uploaded in over 3 months.
He dead.
>>15027472
I can provide some too
>inb4 ban
Summonin FKG
MAMMI SUOMI PERKELE
>>15027779
he uploads small 30 second bits on facebook regularly. Makes more money that way, he doesn't even edit the bits.
nothing worth seeing though, same street and wheelie passes just different cars
>>15027460
Whataburger hands down. We got an In-N-Out last year in my city but Whataburger still wins.
daily reminder that honda a shit
>>15027784
God, fake tits are terrible.
Hey, /o/.
Bought a Ninja 250r 2008 about a year ago and I was thinking of moving up to a Yamaha mt07 (restricted for A2 ie 35kw).
I loved the look of sports bikes for some time now but I've recently become partial to naked bikes and I've heard plenty of good things about the mt07 and it seems like a good fit for me, but I'm not 100% sure yet.
I plan to use it for commuting into the city across the highway ~ 30 minutes a day, city riding regularly as well as country riding so pretty much everything and from what I've seen it seems relatively well rounded.
Any thoughts on the matter?