Overhaulin

Sure, have fun a with 98 Corolla.

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When I was 15, I had what I thought was my dream car sitting in a dealers parking lot. It was a 2005 v6 convertible mustang. In white. With chip foose wheels.

Fucking hell I'm so glad I didn't buy.

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>why did you betray me chip? you were meant to be the chosen one.

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>>14986242
What do you mean, man? You should still buy it!

>>14986290
End your life Chip
I'm not a high school girl

>>14986207

JUST
FOOSE
MY
SHIT
UP
SENPAI

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How about we add a heartbeat graphic and custom digital dash with billet bezel

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>>14986318
Get outta here, old man!! I`m almost closing a deal with >>14986242

>>14986233
What does that mean ?

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>>14986318
>>14986423
AY YO HOL UP
WELL CUT DEM SPRINGS ADD SOME 20 INCH RIMS AND PAINT IT ALL BLACK AND IT'LL BE WORTH 20 GRAND

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>>14986671
You have no talent, Gas Monkeys ! Obviously, the correct color scheme shall be a 2-tone !

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yo yo yo, you guys forgot about neon, 20inch subwoofers and lambo doors with TVs under the hood!!

KILL EVERYONE IN THIS THREAD

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Let's just take the hood off, add nitrous, and do burnouts....in a hurricane!

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>>14986744
You silly ghetto wannabes, burn in my light!

Saw an episode the other day, pissed me the fuck off so fucking bad.

Girl owner: Want it all black
Gusband: She wants it all black
Faggot: Aight how about black with a stripe
Husband: [internally: well this is as good as it it'll get] Yeah sure thing
10 minutes later
Faggot: So i decided we should make it 2-tone purple because i think it'll look cool also we're shaving the door handles off so when the battery dies you can't get into the car

Didn't watch the end, didn't want to see the look of disappointment in the owners face.

Fuck this cunt

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>>14986854
Hey! I did it for free, man!!

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Hello

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>>14986318
>>14986671
>>14986744
>>14986806

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I hate car TV so much

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>>14986926
>Ed literally wore a Foose T-shirt in an American episode.

It literally feels like I was cheated on.

The love for tacky paintwork makes sense now.

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>>14986955
Forget all these fakers and let me handle your ride! But you`ll have to endure some pranks first.

>>14987086
HEY CHIP LOOSE WHY THE FETTISH FOR AMERICAN SHITMOBILES?

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>>14987231
They have a classical beauty, man. Don`t you be hatin on my target audience!

>>14987361
why the fuck do you look so creepy, mate?

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>>14987361
Yeah, the studio light was a bit over the top, but its fixed now!!!

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what's wrong with two tone paint jobs though?

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>>14986806

>tfw you remember you live in a desert and the chances of a Nascarlo V. Hurricane special episode are slim to none

>>14986854
>shave the handles off so when the battery dies you can't get in the car

Fucking lost it

>>14986854

The problem is that a lot of people don't know shit about design.
In that case they just want their car to be black.

A lot of times you as designer actually you can pretty much decide what would be the better choice for the customer.

When the customer just wants it to be "all black" and that was it, it's usually a sure sign they don't know shit and you can decide what's better.
If the customer says he wants it all black because these and that detail of the car looks way better when the whole car would be black and that the car of his grandfather was all black and he always wanted an all black car like that, THEN you can make it all black but.

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>>14986233
yo dawg i could pimp that ride

>>14987562
agree with you bro. Same with all black motorcycles. like how much effort went into that?

>what color should the fenders be?
black
>what color should the exhaust be
black
>handle bars, pegs, mirrors, forks?
black
>engine covers?
black

fucking wow mate

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>>14987562
I don't disagree with you, but I feel some cars just plain look better in black. Just like a Ferrari looks best in red because it shows off its lines better, a 32 ford hot rod wears black the best.
>of course this is only my opinion

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>>14987562
Exactly, let me handle all your cars.

>>14986671
Aren't those the guys that cheated against Roadkill in a drag race?

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>>14986806
>mfw reading that in Freiburger's voice

>>14987701
chip you seem to be missing a thing or two

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>>14987791
Yeah, yeah, I heard that before, its all part of my clever pranks! You`ll never see me coming, and soon enough your car will fall into my hands, and those of "A Team"!!

>>14987767
Cheated how?
>not that it matters, it's all scripted drama

>>14986854
>So i decided we should make it 2-tone purple
>>14986207
>2-tone scheme

With one of the colors being silver. This guy paints everything silver. I swear 8/10 of the cars I saw on that show had a silver/othercolor 2 tone scheme.

You think they do that for TV because it hides poor bodywork better than anything but white, yet looks a little more gaudy?

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>>14988038
Hey dude, dont be hatin on my 2-tone-with-silver paint scheme! Its a real winner!

>>14987576
Except that one time when you gave up on a car and just bought the guy a new one...

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Some people like to change the the color, and that's can be OK. But, I prefer to keep it stock.

I mean this one might have been painted once in the 50's, but I've never done anything to it. I sort of like the original.

>>14987889
Something about how Freiburger sent them a friendly challenge to do a drag race at Roadkill Night Thing with mildly modified cars, they accepted, and then they showed up with a tube frame, totally stripped and nitrous equipped drag machine.

I think it was in an episode of Roadkill, or at least as close as they could get to talking about it because the network that hosts Gasmonkeys actually had an NDA in place about the race.

>>14988354
I want to see more car people with their faces turned into eldritch abominations like this.

Namely Clarkson.

>>14988757
"This one" what ?

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Is Fooseposting a thing now?

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>>14986671

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>>14988773
Dunno what you talking about, everything is just fine.

>>14988773
Well, buying manual cars in London IS pretty stupid.

>>14986207
YOU FUCKING GOD DAMN FAGGOT KILL YOURSELF YOU LOSER FAGGOT NIGGER DYKE CUNT

GET THE FUCK OFF THIS BOARD YOU NEWFAGFRIEND REDDIT 9GAG LOSER LURK MOAR

DON'T YOU KNOW YOU'RE NOT WELCOME HERE ON OUR ELITE AUTOMOTIVE BOARD YOU FUCKING LOSER WE ALL DRIVE FERRARIS PORSCHE AND MCLAREN NOW KILL YOURSELF LOSER GAY

WATCH YOURSELF OR ANONYMOUS WILL COME

Stay away from my toyota crown.

I would rather it stock with the worn out paint job then that shit..

However if you want to chuck some foose wheels on it go ahead.

I could sell them to some baby boomer and make a profit.

>>14990492
KILL YOURSELF LOSER

TOYOTA IS FOR FAGS
TOYOTA HAS NEVER MADE A GOOD CAR
ALL TOYOTAS ARE SHIT

ONLY FERRARI IS GOOD
FERRARI AND LAMBO

>>14990492
Nah, Foose caters to Xers. People your parents age.

>>14987562
>>14987562
Chip is a shitty designer.

>>14986207
Eat a fucking dick, you vanilla nigger. I just had my volvo repainted and you're not putting those faggot rims on it.

>>14990507
And yet he's still a better designer than you.

>>14990514
Not really, I have a degree in graphic design and a diploma in fine art.

I'm also thinking about learning the art of pin striping, my uncle is a pretty well known pin stripe artists.

>>14990514

To be honest he probably doesn't even know anything about design coming to think of it.

>>14986671

LET'S JUST KEEP THE PATINA, SPRAY SOME CLEAR OVER IT.
HURR BEER
LET'S DO SOME DONOUTS.
WE'RE RUINING OUT OF TIME THIS ONE MIGHT RUIN US.
ASS MONKEYS

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>>14990524

>a degree in graphic design and a diploma in fine art

have fun with your minimum wage for the rest of your life

>>14988768
It was a dart that had been tubbed and narrowed with a hellcat engine. Roadkill had nitrous on thier charger, which also had a hellcat engine. If I recall, they challenged them to build a car to race them, nothing was said about rules until they found out ass monkey was actually building a car.

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>>14986207
>Two-tone
>Thin, orange stripes
>tfw not even Nip shitboxes are safe from the influence of Chip Foose.
While I'm thankful for their obsession with keeping cars as mechanically original as possible, this paint scheme really belongs on something that isn't a slow POS.

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>>14986989

Just went here: http://mobil.hadeland.no/bendix-treff/bil/var/bildeserie-bendix-treffet-varen-2016/g/5-21-131848

Starting with chemo on Monday

>>14990554
If I get sick of designing I am going to go on to psychology.

>>14991086
Good luck comrade

>>14991102
>bouncing from one worthless degree to another

Come on, man. I hope you're at least getting some sick scholarshipzzzz so you get to crash in inverse summercamp in relative financial ease

>>14991205
How is psychology worthless?

>>14991228
Are you fucking with me?

That's a 1-way ticket to social worker. No-one I know who got a degree in that is working a job they thought they would. If you go into psychiatry your degree will be worth more than the paper it's printed on, but psych is only a step up from graphic design or genderqueer studies.

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>>14991228
It's not industrial. If you want to make money and be safe in your life, you must think of a kind of work that can be made use of in a factory or industrial, heavy work setting of any kind. If you acquire a workplace like that, barring horrendous financial collapse, you will be safe and sound.

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How does he think this shit looks good? Is he just a nigger with white painted on?

>>14988680
Pretty sure he had 2 half cars glued together with gum to make 1 car, there was no saving it