anyone of you currently stuck in this hell?

I don't see why anyone with a truck with 4x4 is sticking to the roads.

>>14981538
Because it's a ford and will crumble if it goes off-road

Fort Mac?

Did somebody's crack shack start a forest fire or something?

>>14981538
Because people who own land don't take kindly to people driving thru their fences and shit.

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>>14981552

>Fort Mac?
yes

>>14981561
There's a fucking fire m8

>>14981562
>that douche Ford truck pulling out to blow by everyone

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If those images weren't so scary they'd be kind of neat

>>14981566
I could just see you all panicked:
"b-but ther's a fire 2 or 3 miles away! I HAD TO DO IT!"
Plus getting stuck in the forest or field during a fire is not really ideal.

>>14981574
>cop instantly on him

glorious

>>14981583

All those bad HID retrofits fffuuuu

>>14981587
What is he supposed to do? Fine him in hell?

My grandfather used to drive a race car for the county fire department. He always told me to steer into the fire, it will be gone by the time you get there.

>>14981583

Those lights are really shitty. I can't imagine the hell of being stuck in front of him, hoping the fire would hurry up and end our existence.

>>14981583
That Sierra is so sexy why can't I afford it REEEEE>>14981586

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>>14981608
>no, going back would kill us
>WE MUST FLY RIGHT THROUGH THE ENERGY VORTEX

>>14981647
how can one person be so retarded with a camera

ITS HAPPENING
DON YOUR SPACE SUITS
STRAP ON YOUR RESPIRATOR
REV UP YOUR BUGOUT BIKE

>>14981658
This, dualsports finally worth a fucking thing

>>14981600
You're provoking panic by doing something like that.

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That's not a forest fire. Now this is a forest fire: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=71HTypZuzEI

>>14981530
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=W-cCbpvfLRs

>>14981669
I was just looking for my webm of this, thanks

Canada's economy is literally burning to the ground.

>tfw I will never ride the touge through a forest fire

>>14981877
Trudeau's plan was infrastructures. Alberta once again leading the way.

I never understood why in emergencies the roads get so backed up so fast, especially major highways. Is it really genuinely that hard to simply drive without hitting someone else/something?

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how can cars even operate in such situations?

>>14981964
this, they should use all lanes going either direction for evacuation

>>14981975
what

>>14981975
Air filters and cooling systems are magic

>>14982001
Exactly. If it's a mandatory evacuation, logic seems to drive on both side and move for emergency vehicles. It's crazy to see cars just parked on the highway.

>>14981975
modern cooling can hold up pretty well
some makes better than others

Hope all my fellow leafs in fort mac are doing okay

>>14981657
>stuck next to a gasoline truck during a firestorm

hmmm

>>14982509
I can't even imagine what those people in these cars must think

>>14982518
literally unplayable

>>14981975
the better question is, "why would someone be so stupid as to drive through a raging bushfire? are american bushfires just weak little scrub burns or something? australian bushfires have forced people into the ocean. they've destroyed entire council areas. here people will just drive through the shit.

>>14981641
What a boot ass haircut. LOL!

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>Grew up 2 miles outside Yellowstone
>Literally saw this shit every summer

At least I'm not stuck in Fort Mac or Commiefornia.

>>14982518
>dat mixtape

>>14981573
Holy shit this video.

>>14982518
>This is neat. Honey get the camera!

interesting, almost nothing about that in the news

>>14981549

where is this?

>>14982833

Holy shit learn to search. Do you need news spoon-fed to you every day?

shits on fire yo

rip cabin filter

>>14982844
Holy shit, learn to read. I said it's interesting that there's so little coverage for such a disaster.

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>>14982853

>it's interesting that there's so little coverage for such a disaster

https://www.google.com/search?q=canada+forrest+fire&ie=utf-8&oe=utf-8#q=canada+forest+fire&tbm=nws

>>14982551
this is happening in fort mcmurray alberta canada. There's literally only one road in and out of the city due to it's remote location. People are being forced to evacuate the ENTIRE CITY. This was barely a campfire this morning. It has a lot to do with the fact that it's unseasonably warm so fire prevention isnt in full swing. normally there'd still be snow on the ground around this time in fort mcrack. It was plus 30 celcius today.

>>14981975
if you had a carburetor you'd already be dead by now.

>>14982906
You'd be dead with fuel injection then too. The oxygen all comes from the same place.

>>14982889

> implying anyone gives 2 shits about canada

If you had a Tesla. You could turn on biohazard biohazard defense mode and be safe from the smoke.

>>14983038
works fine for 5minutes in that fire heat until the lithium ion batteries go up right under your ass and pulverize you and everything 10ft around the car

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Has someone called the LGBT hatecrime hotline yet?

>>14982947
<_< sad but true, your $200 maplebucks maplehouse got burnt down, build a new mapleone with your maplement handout like the mapleaid on your mapleforeskin

>>14983135
Haha! Maple syrup and funny accents, eh?

>>14983138
just be glad you have the maplenet, we get the burgernet down here, and we need to pay to get our americlap looked at. . .
not mapleland stuff is bad, but you have to make fun where it's due

>>14981562
that doucebag that tries to cut everyone
>that fucking cop that lights up at the end ready to get his sorry ass

#yymstrong

>>14981573
wtf

highway 63 is plugged, gas stations ran out of fuel. plus its fucking 30+ degrees out, lots of my buddies are driving up with diesel, gas and water. cops arent letting many people through and anybody north of Fort Mac is fuckered, my buddies Uncles house just burned down last night. the fact that they evacuated 80,000+ people without a death is amazing, didnt need to hear that deer were running out of the forest on fire though

>>14981538

theres too many areas you would get stuck and need to merge back into traffic, cops probably arent allowing it. id be the first to go offroad too

>>14985940
>didnt need to hear that deer were running out of the forest on fire though
me neither, thank you

>>14985952

peoples pets are still stuck inside houses and the cops arent letting them go back, its worse than that. people are breaking into houses to save peoples pets and going through though. ive got a 3/4 ton Chevy and want to go deliver fuel but im stuck at bloody work

>>14985940
>>14985952
Beats seeing it happen.

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>Albertan brotruckfags struck by the wrath of God

>>14985976

if anything theyre the most capable to drive through the fires

>>14985976
It's happening because they voted for godless communist sodomites

why the fuck does anyone want to live in California?

>>14981598
I know right?

>>14981530
Back in high school, my driver's ed instructor told me to always fill the top half of my tank, so that, if there was ever an emergency and you had to evacuate, you wouldn't run out of fuel on the side of the road. Looking at some of these pictures, it seems like he was onto something,

>>14986702
A full tank won't help you much if the whole town is heading the same way.

>>14986702
Your drivers ed instructor grew up in an era where cars couldn't do 200 miles to a tank.

>>14983134
why?

St. Albert here any of you fags wanna bring some pot with you i'll give you a place to sleep tonight

>>14986709
>>14986714
Both of those are very true, but there's a lot of cars on the side of the road here that didn't make it.
http://cfvod.kaltura.com/pd/p/1698541/sp/169854100/serveFlavor/entryId/0_8v3bpxfs/v/2/flavorId/0_q5wy1bh6/name/a.mp4

im sorry canadabros i just listened to the radio and a reporter basicly said its 90%+ total loss

>>14981641
>>14981647
>>14981657
>>14983113
HAIL SATAN

>>14986747
Trudeau.

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>this thread

>>14981608
>driving tanker full of petrol
>forest fire sweeping across road ahead
>co-pilot says "steer into the fire, it will be gone by the time you get there"
>okay if you say so

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>All these brotrucks getting fucked up

>>14981573
propane?

>>14986747
Current year.

>>14989188
Transformer.

>>14986702
the oil money dried up, they can't afford full tanks

How does Canada even still have enough land and trees to burn? I thought that one guy you all pissed off buried you beneath tons of ice.

>>14986759
how the fuck do you breathe driving through that?

>>14981549
Jesus Christ... Looks like hell on Earth. I bet it would be based as fuck to drive through that with some classical music and air conditioning tho.

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>>14986759

looks like a clip from a movie

>>14981913
Actually kek'd have an upvote

>>14981975
>Turn on air conditioning
Problem solved

>>14982889
That's because the fire was started on purpose. It's a giant govt job creation program since the oil industry is collapsing in Alberta..

>all that airfilter and air conditioning shitposting

People ITT forget that cars need an immense amount of oxygen to operate normally.

Also considering the time those people were stuck in traffic and all the shit that was burning (not just the wood) they will probably have health problems in the future. This is some serious shit.

>>14986775
In one area, 70% in another, 50% in some, while others have barely been touched.

>>14983134
>Hello is this the LGBT Hate Crime Hotline
>Yes it is, do you need to report a crime
>Yes, someone vandalized a perfectly good, brand new Dodge Challenger, just because it's being driven around by gays

>>14989407
Charger*

>>14989290
Most modern cars have an AC option to recycle/register the air already in the cabin. I'd you're driving through smoke you'll want to click that on until you get through. It gets pretty stale but won't let any smoke in.

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>evacuating through hellscape
>mfw A/C stops working

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well shit, the fuck is moving quick

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>mfw other people freaking out about fires

t. californian

>>14981975

That is a badass pic. It's like a civilization in hell.

>>14981533

>racetracksfull.jpg

>>14981975
>Own australian designed and built vehicle
>It only actually starts to run properly in these conditions

>>14989354
Unless you're literally driving through the fire, there's oxygen.
The biggest concern is the filter getting clogged with shit, but a modern ECU will be more than happy to run the car down at 8:1 if it has to in limp mode.

>>14985973
Their lives are more important.Tell that ugly kike boss to fuck himself.

>>14986759
That bus in the ditch near the end is fuckin' apocalyptic man
I wonder how all of this is going to affect AB

>>14989623
>tfw was right by the valley fire

>>14989354
>Also considering the time those people were stuck in traffic and all the shit that was burning (not just the wood) they will probably have health problems in the future. This is some serious shit.

The air there is normally extremely fucked, it literally rains and snows chemicals there. The fires probably make the place smell better. Anybody that lives there probably already has health issues.

>>14981964
>>14982001
>>14982032
You don't understand that the emergency vehicles from other parts of the state actually goes in the city for relief efforts?

>>14989354
Reminds me of an old story a neighbor told me.
>live in North Cali,Siskiyou County and fires here each summer make national news
>one bad season way back when,fire was nearing neighbor's house
>he was ready to leave,had his old K-5 all loaded up
>he was under the hood,adjusting the carburetors to run more lean due to the bad air
>the moment he shut the hood,the fire was about to cover his half mile long driveway and he was driving down it
>halfway down,the air seemed to get worse but the engine didn't stall or have issues as the fire got worse
>never stalled,did tell me he turned the heater on full blast to make sure the engine didn't get cooked
>somehow,during evacuation the carb trick saved his life.

>>14989623
>tfw live in Siskiyou County
This shit is what I face every year,the drought does nothing but the worst to us.

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This fucking thread

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but like dude, it's fucking climate change kay..like...do you even watch vice docqs...like don't be ignorant about...like Bill Nye confirmed it and like he's a real scientist..Kay like I can't even with you rite now..

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This video really feels surreal

>>14981549
These niggers should really put on their rear fog lights.

>>14985973
That won't be quick enough.

We need a way to deliver fuel directly to the people that need it, immediately.

We need to commander one of those bushfire planes that dump water on the fire, this is more important.

Since we're already at the airport we can fill it with avGas, it'll be fine for an emergency, time is of the essence.

Finally we need to find the folks in the most trouble, so we find the traffic jam closest to the flames and let 'em have it.

>>14990811
You're a hero

>>14990760
Vape Nation

>>14982518
"Lets get to safe."
"Dat fucking douchbag."
"May his family get raped."
"Jesus, that was close."

>>14981549
shit looks fucking sinister

>>14985996
We got yosemite national park if you're into rock climbing, but that's about it.

Where's the fire eurobeat?

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=05zV_tmQ0wo

>>14985996
>muh car culture
>muh shitty hot weather all day erry day

>>14991194
http://xnvt.info/swf/sort/running_out_in_the_90s.swf

>>14989329
I AM AWAITED SHINY AND CHROME AT THE GATES OF VALHALLA!!!

where are the snows?

>>14990159
yeah you were you little shit i know the truth that /o/ started that fire

>>14992026
You don't know shit nigger, better forget all about that before your shit box is next

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aC2iPvXAggM

RIP ;_;7

>>14993255
that guys got some awesome footage, hope everyones allright up there. some beautiful and gnarly shit to see

>>14990756
>those random parts of peoples lawns on fire

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Fym6X-JvEOs

>>14990756
>better spend what could be the final moments of my life videotaping shit and not paying attention to whats important

does the modern human have no sense of self preservation? have we reached the age where fight or flight has been phased out of our bodies?

what is wrong with these dumb motherfuckers.

>>14982833
Literally on the main news headlines in the UK

>>14993638
>2 days later

>>14993574
it seems like he managed fleeing and filming as second priority just fine

>>14990773
>north america
>rear fog lights
Not required.

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>tfw not even fire thinks you're a hottie

>>14993917
No, the cool teal color paint kept it cool in those flames.

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>>14993917
Would a word like just "Police" trigger Canadians?

>>14993935
cucknada strikes again

>>14993935
>>14994063
There's a difference between a police officer and a peace officer. Murrican "education" strikes again.

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>>14993255
traffic control doesn't have even a respirator

>>14993433
>rear dash

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>>14981549
WITNESS

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BURN BABY BURN

DISCO INFERNO

>>14994142
That's from Russia and 2014 tho

>>14993917
Even the greek god of fire, Hephaestus, does not want the PT Cruiser.
>>14994142
>it's so hot you can see the circuit board
Jeebus

>>14994415
>>it's so hot you can see the circuit board
Yeah the back of the sensor probably isn't opaque to IR and the reflection off of the traces behind the sensor are showing up

>>14994142
ffffffffffuck

Are you Canadians going to clean this shit up within the next 6 weeks? I got a road trip through this area that can't get fucked up

>>14996259
Yeah that's not going to happen...

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>>14996259
in 6 weeks that area won't even exist on a map anymore

>>14982585
Fug im stuck in commiefornia for another three months then I can finally move out of this hellhole for good

Here's some firefighter footage from the Canberra fires a while ago. The conditions got so intense that the firefront actually triggered a tornado.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wW4ItqEkuWQ

>>14989347
Whats this, /pol/ or /x/ is leaking again?

Go huff on some chemtrails or cite legit sources.

>>14993255
>1:39

rip that cute little red car

>>14982833
>tfw you are from the middle east and you came to know about the Canadian forest fire through 4chan

>>14985952
>>14985974
Come on guys this is 4chan after all. I cant be the only one who pics or it diddnt happen

>>14981549
>we get it, you vape.webm


Looks like the seventh circle of hell.

>>14981549
Holy shit. Cabin air filters come handy in conditions like that (apart from the genuinely poisonous CO).

>>14981538
>fast secure route vs fuel for the fire
Why WOULDNT they stick to the main roads?

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JUST

This little baby helped me evacuate fort mac to north on tuesday and then to the south on wednesday.

Nevet gonna sell this, god bless Volkswagen.

>my moms mustang gt is in Anzac
>I don't like the car but it's her dream car and she loves it

Feels bad bros

>>14998062

Anzac isn't affected except smoke iirc.

>>14996483
>The conditions got so intense that the firefront actually triggered a tornado.
That's pretty common, tons of pictures of fire tornadoes out there.

>>14998073
Last reports I was seeing from last night is some structures had caught fire there.

>>14998105

They might have been false reports, I read something about that this morning

>>14998126
Well that's hopeful. She and her boyfriend live there. I'm North of GP and with all the fires around it literally rained ash last night.

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>>14998156

I am >>14997981

>leave Tuesday evening at 6 pm when mandatory evacuation call came, gridlocked roads so no point in leaving
>take 5 hours to reach a northern work camp, stay overnight
>next morning, leave for edmonton at 6 am when highway opened up, reach at 3 pm

Pic is from Tuesday before i left my home

>>14985996
this is alberta canada

>>14997981
The aura of pollution around your car probably kept the fires at bay.

>>14998310

DELETE THIS!!

>>14993255
F

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Fucking easterners...

>>14999465
>Karma's a bitch
It is, Chris, you'll soon find out.

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>>14999465
>Picture taken from his car

>>14997981
>>14998186

Does your house still exist?
I'm glad you're okay.

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>>14998156
>mother and her boyfriend live there

Holy fuck, you're actually someone's wife's son.
>The meme is real

>>14981530

Is someone doing benchmarks with the AMD Pro Duo in the background?

>>14999465

Lol fort mac is like 99% newfies.

>>14985996
It's great here

>>15000626
Except the government here a shit

>>14993574
Humans have managed to stand in rank and file while getting shot at with muskets that will blow a hole through your chest, and cannonballs ripping through their comrades.

We can have one guy filming and driving out of town.

fucking hell, those numbers are scary. if they don't get their shit together, there will be not much left of a huge part of the country

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I'm not a biker but fuck...

I think if someone decides to take his bike to get out of this, with hellfire literally a few feet from his fucking face, I think the bike means everything to him.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PCc1FvZ3g0Q

Smoke so bad I can see and smell it in saint paul

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>>14981549
>smoke everywhere
>looks like Hell alright
>pans to horizon
>yup, that's definitely some pane of H-
>pans right
>SHIT'S ON FIRE YO

"A little poo's come out."

>>14982567
FUCKING BOOTS

>>14982551
>american bushfires
>Wildfire in northern Alberta
>american bushfires

>Australians proving they're retarded

>>14982518
>this sucks
>it's hot in here
>I bet nobody here even listens to eurobeat
>nightoffire.webm
>I wish I was on the touge doing hektik shit
>my feet hurt

>>14982585
damn that is beautiful. What I'd give to live in a place like that....

>>14981669
>that video
holy fuck m8

imagine if you had a puncture or a breakdown of any kind? you'd be literal toast

>>15003055
>what is North America

>>14994083
A fucking leaf

>>15000157

Yeah its good for now...... I think...

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>>15002863
>not just filtering through the traffic
cuck

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>>15002934
fellow mn fag here, can confirm

>>15000177
>what is step-son

>>14997954
Think anyone has the new Tesla up there to try it out?

>>15004063

No, we didn't fall for the cuck EV meme in fort mac

>>15004067
Good point but I figured with all the oil money someone could buy one as a toy.

>>15004073

We don't have the infrastructure to support EVs. I doubt the battery would last long time in the winter.

>>15004073
Teslas don't improve dick size though.

They also don't match flat bill hats and Monster tattoos very well either.

>>15000000

>>14981538
I would hop on my dirt bike and ride on the grass clearing next to the road to pass everyone, or just lane split like a mothafucka if that wasn't viable.

>>14981561
It's going to get burnt up any way

>>14982901
>plus 30 Celsius
>Celsius

For Americans that's (9/5)*30+32 Fahrenheit. I call bullshit

>>15004127

What bullshit? Fire wasn't started by heat, it usually starts because if lightning or human cause.

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>>15004032
Down town Saint Paul MN this morning.

Canadian smoke from 1,500 miles away. I think it's giving me a headache, or I'm just hungover.

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>>15004194

>>14981975
>air charge temp very hot
>ecu retards timing and you keep driving

Fucking computers.

>scared of a little bit of fire

top kek

>>15004194
>>15004201

It must be attracted to all the somalis you guys have over there. We got lots of them in fory mac too

>>14990773
>be driving on really foggy day
>turn on fog lights
>nothing changes
They are shit.

>>15004194
>>15004201
It's also from wildfires in your own state as well. Still pretty crazy some of it is from N. Alberta though.

>>15004231
oh shit you're right.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xglwSqZMM14

>>14982924
i think hes referencing the fact that carburetors are a bit more open with regards to their fuel storage. Fuel is all over the intake tract rather than just at the port. It's why most carbed vehicles will smell like gas near the engine,especially on hotter days.

I was thinking the same thing about my carbed car

>>15004402
6bt Cummins diesel master race. :)

>>14997981
Ironically the higher than reported carbon emissions help contribute to the climate change that probably triggered this blaze.

>I don't know how wildfires work
>I think gas engine is same as diesel engine

Wildfires happen every single year here. Its just that a major city was in the way this time

>>14981573
It's shit like this that makes me want to trade in my suv for a truck

>15mpg city
>18 gal fuel tank

Run out of fuel in traffic jam, burn to death.

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Who here would doriftu the blazing streets of Canada?

>>15004848
It wasn't a wildfire though it was a volunteer firefighter who lit it.

>Canadian """"intellectuals""""

>>15004899

Probably. That or a drunken native.

But still,

[citation needed]

>>15004884
I love my car and do not wish to harm it, so that's gonna be a no for me dawg

>>15004230
Fog lights make it easier for other people to see your vehicle, not for you to see better through the fog.

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>>14981669
>That burning car on the side of the road.

>>14981530
>Canada on fire
>nobody notices
Lol.

>>14991133
\//\

>>14981669
Has anyone worked out why we see PCB traces overlayed in the video? Is the recording device so radiated that the image burns through?

This thread is full of weak cunts.
>oy vey smoke inhalation
>oy vey respiration
>oy vey muh cabin air
Soft cocks.
There's literally nothing wrong with breathing in some smoke.
Were you guys never kids? You're outside in the open fucking world, you won't be in enough concentrated smoke for long enough to have any sort of even remote health effect.

>>14981562

Rumor is the cops are cracking down real hard on shit like this to prevent accidents and making it even worse to get out of there. Already there's been a fatality on the highway from people trying to leave.

Its a fucking nightmare, and the fire fighters have already said they cant do shit until it starts to rain.

>>15005650

This isn't some twigs burning in a small little fire. Its burning through the fucking city itself now, and that shit cant be good for you at all.

>>15005664
You're proving my point you soft cock.
Were you never a kid?
We would spend hours on end in tunnels billowing smoke burning random shit for fun in giant fires.
Melting plastic is the best at catching other things on fire.

>>14981538
>people who buy road designed 4x4 actually going offroad with their road tyres and stock suspension

fucking kek people buy 4x4 to look cool not actually go offroading

>>14981650
Probably because he was looking at the fire but not through the camera

>>15005667
Breathing in all that shit must've killed your brain cells, and it fucking shows.

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>>15004127
Seems to be accurate

>>14985940
>deer were running out of the forest on fire

only furries will care about this

it made me laugh

I'm an engineer on location in ft. Mac, here's video I shot whilst leaving.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WlTd05JwgMU

>>15005740

nice type F136 engine swap faggot

you should have died in that fire

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>>15005740
>goes through all the trouble to speed up the video and change the sound
>doesn't even add eurobeat

>>15005740
>tfw there will never be a racing game with a forest fire track

>>15005692
M8 if only you knew.

>>14981530
It's so obviously an insurance job, how can nobody see it?

So you buy an apartment building at a hyperinflated value because of the oil boom and your financial advisor assured you there'd be a 12% annual ROI. Its cool, this oil boom will continue forever, itll be Fort McMoney forever... Then the economy crashes and suddenly you can't rent your $1800 apartments to welfare bums and crack addicts for $600/mo. You're hemorrhaging money and the debt collectors are knocking on your door hourly...

>gee, it sure would be unfortunate if there were to be a huge fire

Look it up, how do you suppose there were no injuries and the evacuation was nearly instant? People knew.

I guess you could say its pretty lit

>>15006569
Because fire isn't actually dangerous if you're awake?

I don't know where the fires started, but I assume it wasn't downtown. People would have had some warning when it was still a small fire. Once you're on a highway where there's no trees to firefuck you, you're relatively safe.

>>15005703
As someone living in the upper midwest, this image is true.

>>15006569
>Look it up, how do you suppose there were no injuries and the evacuation was nearly instant?
>People knew.
How motherfucking stupid tinfoilnigger are you? Did you just land on planet earth yesterday and you've never heard of a forest fire before so you assume it's a giant conspiracy? Evacuations are ordered WAY before the fire is at your doorstep. You either have to be stupid or taken by surprise to get killed by a forest fire, and an evacuation order takes care of the stupid part, while the fact that forest fires move pretty slowly except in very windy conditions takes care of the "surprise" part.

>>15006569
>how do you suppose there were no injuries and the evacuation was nearly instant?
Because they have cars and roads..
Have you never lived in a wildfire area?
You have literally hours of warning.

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>>15004009
filtering through the traffic like a total coward and maybe even triggering a mass panic would make him a total cuck.

the way he behaved showed that he actually had balls.

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>>15005792

>mfw I thought exactly the same

You'd have the best chances with BeamNG Drive, tho. That simulator gets more and more detailed and either they could introduce a track with fire (that even fucks with your engine with the shit air).

Or you could make the track by yourself, which is also easy and just takes some time.

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>>14989623
>>14990159
>>14990268
I remember the 2007 California Wildfires, ash was raining everywhere and at night you could see the mountains on fire.

shit was cash

>>14996482
you'll be back.
they always come back.

>>15006569
The fire started May 1st and evac orders didn't start until the following day.

>>14996483
2:40
>engine cut out
>no radio
>OHSHITOHSHITOHSHIT

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>>15007556

>2003 Cedar Fire
>largest single fire in california history
>almost 300 thousand acres
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cedar_Fire

That shit was fucking insane
Was going to elementary school in Orange County and the sky was completely hazed over for weeks while ash rained down. We had to stay indoors the entire time. Got to play tons of dodgeball though that shit was cash

pic related my face when witnessing it all

>>15002863
>I think the bike means everything to him.
Feels bad mang. I don't know which car I'd take, I absolutely love two of them to death and will take them with me to the grave.

>>15004104
They last long enough as long as you buy the battery DLC

>>15004067
Yeah, you just fell for the "let's build a wooden house right next to a forest" meme.

>>15004063

>Take a Tesla near a forest fire
>Batteries start thermal runaway from the heat

kek

>>15008482
YOU're a really stupid person if you take any car into a forest fire, Anon.
YOU really are.

>>15008513

Does YOU're computer automatically spell YOU with all caps every time YOU type it, anon? Or are YOU a retard?

>>15008528
No, I'm just trying to make sure YOU understand that I'm calling YOU stupid. But obviously it takes more neurons to understand than YOU have.

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>MFW this thread.
Damn I hope never to be a refugee

>>15009000
There aren't going to be any places up for rent after this shit. I wonder how jobs will be affected

>>15009008
If the camps are still intact, oil production will continue at least

>>15005740
This is an old video, fag.

>>15009000

They're getting $800k for a $150k house plus their emergency accommodations/expenses are covered under their insurance policy. I know a few people there who don't really give a shit if their shit burns or not.

Technically a flood is a lot worse than a fire (way harder to clean up, less insurance payout). Everybody was freaking out over the Calgary flood and now you can barely tell it happened and nobody remembers when it happened.

It'll all work out in the end.

>>15009008
We'll probably see a construction boom since people will want to rebuild the city that supports the oil sands. Once the saudi's run their wells dry (2-4 years) we'll be set to make alberta great again.

>>15005703
>this image
I love this.

>Des Moines, Iowa reporting
Your blazes are too dank. Had a haze all in the city and across the countryside out here all day. Could smell it pretty strongly sometimes.

>>15009119
They will only get that kind of payout if they rebuild on the same site. Insurance doesn't just give you cash for the value of your house to fuck off and do whatever you want with. If you don't want to rebuild on the same site you get substantially less money than the appraised value of the house.

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>>14993433
Wait a minute.. Thats not canada. Thats the motherfucking soul cairn

>>14996483
>5:27
Holy shit that old guy.

>>15007958
>that beautiful selection of cars

I miss the days where you didn't see grey crossovers and camrys make up 90% of the traffic.

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>>15010209
forgot pic

>>14990473
>fires are part of the climate

>>15010267
Never mind, i'm an idiot

>>15010339
I can practically hear the japanese celebrities, all sitting on a couch, commenting on the fire

KOWAIIIIIIII

ABUNAAAAI

lost cat crosses street in front of burning house

KAWAIII DESUNEE

>>15010209
>>15010212

Are you me?!
I also looked at that picture and actually paid more attention to all those cars you usually don't see in that condition today anymore.

>>15009843
>canada
>boring and dangerous place with nothing to do
>soul cairn
>boring and dangerous place with nothing to do

huh

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>>14996483

>LITERALLY HELL ON EARTH
>FUCKING ENGULFED IN FUCKING FIRE FLAMES FUCKING EVERYWHERE
>g'day m8

You simply cannot hate Australians. Shitposting or not, they're adorable.

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>>14981538
Canada only has one road.. Ever been there?

>>15010397
Yeah, great minds think alike. I think I'm gonna start a thread honoring these kinds of pictures.

>>15010212
>that big wood-side wagon
FUCK YEAH

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>>15005703
fucking kek

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>>15009843
>>15010408

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>>15010822

is it a caprice wagon? I'm from yurop so I don't know for sure

can smell your shit down here in minnesoter...

..can't wait till trump builds the wall

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>>15004230
front foglights are pretty useless, rear fogs make a big difference in shit conditions
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jINrFUW7MKk

>>15012977

It just makes the car look like it's got a burnt out brake light and a bad brake light switch. Fucking dumb. I hate it when Volvo's and Land Rovers use their rear fog lights here in Canada.

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>>15012748
that or a buick roadmaster

>>15013014
>It just makes the car look like it's got a burnt out brake light and a bad brake light switch
I don't know what kind of backwards ass nigger rigged cars you drive up there but that's an issue I've never heard anybody else complain about.

>>15013114
>dat face expression of her

it's 100% that fucking "Oh fuck no. That idiot brought ANOTHER old junk heap home. I will act amused and shrug it off but I will be sure to use this in our next heated argument. Will men ever grow up, geez."

>>14986754
Woot st albert fag as well... if you find some bud Ill pitch

>>15007958
>elementary school

Holy shit.

>>14981530
>anyone of you currently stuck in this hell?
In Canada?
Thanks God no!

>>14981663
Lmao, if normies can't handle moving as a pack maybe they should stop acting like animals

>>14990262
I don't think that accomplished anything.

>>15002863
1:33 the heat is too much for him