I got a job interview here What should I expect?

>>14978944
a job

>Do you breath oxygen?
>Have you ever heard of "cars"?

Congrats, you're hired.

A retail position

>I need wipers
>"is your car an auto or manual?"
>just tell me the fucking length you imbecile

>>14978944
To stand at a counter and make close to minimum wage for selling $2 pieces of chinese plastic to people at a markup.

>"will this fit on my honda?"

>>14978960
>Not looking that shit up before hand or just taking them off and measuring them up against the new ones

Yep the guy behind the counter is only retarded one

I've been offered a job multiple times by managers just buying shit and coaching the dingleberrys behind the counter through the computer menu.

You should be fine.

>looking for an evap can solenoid for a 98 zx2 escort
>clicks on "sensors"
>try "emissions equip, bud"

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>>14979371
Fuck, unless that was their first week how do they have enough brain power to continue breathing and walking at the same time

>>14978944
>What should I expect?
Messicans, alot of em mang

>>14979424
You expect to much of AutoZone employees

>>14979424
You expect too much from AutoZone employees

D'you ever leave a full battery on a charger for the entire night?
>No.
Sorry, you don't have the qualifications we're looking for.

>>14978944
Just got a job offer for Autozone and I was also wondering this.

>apply at vatozone
>still no call
i jst want to talk bullshit all day and make people lose their time and fuck their cars with the wrong parts