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I love Alfa and I'm happy they're going back to their roots but I wish the rear didn't look like a Kia. So many manufacturers have the same shitty, rear light shape.

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>>14971763
Eh, it's just how the light cluster joins the boot.

On thursday I'm going to my local dealer to see the car, it's a closed event.

I'm hyped.

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more like fastest breakdown ever

>fiat

>fwd eco boxes
>passion


LOL

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>>14971975
It's not a diesel bmw or a gaswagen senpai

>>14971979
Are you retarded?

[_] Yes
[_] Yes
[X] Yes

>that passion meme again

>your alfa is in the shop again?
>yeah brah but that's okay, that car has CHARACTER!

>>14971979
>giulia
>fwd
great bait

ITT: People who don't understand SOUL and/or PASSION

>>14972000
Again, we're not talking about Bmw N47 engines.

What do you say about that car?

It's ok, that car has CHAR- ...it's German.

>70€ per hour of labor

AYY LMAO

Stay mad german cuck

>>14971996
>>14972018
>lol dude it's ok if my car is a piece of shit because it could be worse

>>14972025
Again anon, this is not the "things that my parents said about me when I was a kid" thread.

Go away.

literally dream car

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>>14971739
>>14971996
>>14972017
>>14972018
>>14972040

>MUH SOUL
>MUH PASSION

>>14972048
>alfas break down
>just like any other car
Brilliant, mate.

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>ITT: Buttmad alfistis respond to every post with "enjoy your shit german car"
Just fuck off. Let's see your mediocre brand whoring company do some motorsports then let's talk again.
Joke time. Whats the difference between an alfa romeo and a jehovah witness?

You can eventually shut the door on a jehovah witness.

Is this the thread where we dream about the cars we wish we could have while posting from our .1 litre shitboxes?

>CADDIWRECK STD-V IS THE DEFINITIVE BMW KILLER! JUST YOU WAIT!!!!
>w-what?! n-nobody wants to buy the caddishit?
>WELL THEN ALFA WILL SURELY KILL BMW, R-RIGHT?!

Doesn't get any more pathetic than this

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Alfa Romeo? Passion?

This is the real deal, BTFO faggots.

>pic related: my beast

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Another Alfa Romeo shill thread...poor faggots.

My car would wreck the fuck out of the Giulietta, econobox.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U_qID0sb4GM

>vid related: it's me driving my bad girl

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>>14972340
Pff what a faggot...buying the entry level.

>95 hp

Step up to my level nigga

>116d
>116 hp
>3 cylinders

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>>14972323
NICE M8, WE HAVE THE SAME CAR.

Just ordered pic related.

I insisted to have the sport line because it suits better the car's philosophy and the brand image.

>>14972340
>cadillac premium dashboard.jpg

>>14972361
>3 cylinder
>diesel
Le bone shaker meme

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>>14972219
what are you on about m8?

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>>14972219
You know what happens to german butthurt fuckers?

Public humiliation, better if at their home.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lb6dBj3ZbKA

Superturismo FWD Alfa 155 vs AWD Audi A4 Quattro

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D5WorCew850

Alfa master race. Alfa is life, Alfa is love.

But alfa and bmw are in the same reliability tier, you bunch of autists. If you want a reliable car, buy a lexus

>>14972492
Post your source fucker.

In b4 consumer reports "not enough cup holders"

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>>14972492
Fact anon: http://www.thecarexpert.co.uk/most-reliable-engines/

Even when the meme is strong at some point you have to recognize FCA superiority in engine making.

>>14972442
The 155 meme again.
Only once
Year after they stopped using group A specifications
only car with full carbon chassis
awd
Made from the ground up, while the 190e was a much older car, redesigned from the group A.

Next year it got BTFO by the clk and after that they alfa romeo got angry and backed of the factory team. And next opel won in the calibra, when in the meantime the 155 got worse results by the year.

>>14972527
Sorry to delude you, but even the Alfa Romeo 156 WTCC has beaten the shit out of competitors.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-r0vEHLPWN0

>>14972527
Also this was more than 20 fucking years ago. How about something from the latest decade senpai?

Why is everyone so threatened by this car?

>>14972536
@ 1:45

>Stay at your place you fuckin pleb Bmw
>Y-yes, s-sorry master

PRAISE ALFA MOTHERFUCKERS

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>>14972553
Because after many years of shameful management, Alfa Romeo is finally ready to resurrect and retake its honour place in the car scene.

>First RWD sedan after decades
>Quadrifoglio version BTFO the M4 on the nurburging
>Standard cars are lighter and faster than competitors with less hp
>Carbon parts like driving shaft are standard
>Premium ad hoc suspension (not 45 different settings such wood stiff M-Shit or jelly as standard)

God bless Alfa Romeo.

>>14972553
It's just a couple of shills getting pissy at everyone for judging the car like they do with every car, and the fact that the shills seem to thing the giulia is the second coming of jesus is not helping.

>>14972585
>couple of shills

Every car enthusiast, even normal Bmw people (not cucks like you), are hyped by this car.

Stay mad in your basement kiddo, keep dreaming for the day you'll get the driving license.

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>>14971739
Eh, that's kinda ugly. I'd rather have the previous fastest sedan ever.

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fiat never again

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>>14972618
In your dreams, senpai.

Pic related was the previous fastest sedan, a genuine Bmw...not the generic shit they're selling today.

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>>14972629
They're so bad they're constantly selling more and more, both Jeep and Fiat.

>Subaru under the average
>Praised for reliability in other charts

This is a consumer reports like chart.

- "I can't properly use this radio" --> +1 problem
- "This cupholder is too little" --> +1 problem
- "This seat is too tight for my american huge lard ass" --> +1 problem

>>14972629
>JD Power
penn_jillette.jpg

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>>14972642
>>14972650
b-b-but muh fiat

>>14972655
>consumer reports
>survey
>PREDICTED reliability

All is based on memes anon, stop being a dickhead.

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>>14972592
You're just proving my point. And what's with the bmw hate dude?

I like alfa romeos. My uncle raced a humble 33 at hillclimbs and gymkanas. It made a glorious boxer rumble, and it gripped like antyhing I've ever rode in. It's the cancerous fanbases(you inlcuded) that turns me off most of the time. I'm interested about the guilia too, but I'm more of a fwd fan, so I want a mito succesor, without the fiat engine. That said, I'm tired of people like you shoving the giulia at everyone's faces in /o/.
We get it. It's fast. I want to see how it will do in the hands of other people than alfa romeo themselves, and how it will compare to other cars too, because saying it did an "x" lap doesn't prove aynything, without putting a video or any kind of proof for it. Fucking hell you people are annoying. Take a chill pill or something.
Pic related. It's the 33 I was talking about, after it was retired and handed over to my cousin. Sadly I couldn't find any better pics.

>>14971739
>he does it for free

>>14972655
I'm not a Fiat fan, JD Power is just shit.