n/o/rcal meet: Start-up Edition

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pls donate to our gofundme
If you donate above $12 I'll email a pic of calvin's hole.

go fund yourself

>planned to drive hwy 9 to Santa Cruz with a [spoiler]girl[/spoiler] today before work
>never made it because all the traffic from the valley meant we wouldn't have gotten there with enough time to get home
>ended up going to some fair in Mountain View
>tfw no spinning out on the touge
At least I got to hang out with a qt girl

>>14957833
I've definitely been trying this, at the last small meet I went to I wasn't used to the downhill in that section. I didn't even really spin out, but I got dangerously close

>>14961825
its like you dont understand the difference between real normie hours and real nigga hours

real nigga hours start at midnight, even ramen runs are at the end of real normie hours

I thought there was a ramen meet tonight at ringer hut? I've been here since 7:30, where is everyone

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went on palomares rd with coworkers few weeks ago, was fun

>>14961913
>drive up to sacramento in time for an 11am departure
> no wait you have to cruise the first half at the speed limit
> no wait go slow on the second half too because there might be rocks

literally why when I can drive 5 minutes and be on the 84

>>14961935
did you run into people standing in the middle of the road screaming at you

>>14961935
nope, always dead in afternoon

>>14961995
meant to send you this>>14962019

>>14961941
no cops or traffic in the middle of the day

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>>14961941
I'm going to arrest you for being a little bitch.

It's a 2 hour drive from the bay you dirty neet.

We are going to clear the rocks in the first run, there is more than one run. Fucking read.

>>14961845
yeah that corner is a lot tighter than it seems at first.

>>14962019
not when we ran it
dogs and people in the middle of the road

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>>14962079
>2 hr drive
>we're going to clear the rocks the first run

what do i look like, a bulldozer

>>14962121
you don't have to post if you're not gonna come

>>14962125
>not wanting Calvin-kun to post
It's like you hate fun

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>>14962123
fuk you Al, I know where you live now.

>>14962125
the people need to know the truth

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Don't forget to bring radios today for calling out cyclists.

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>>14962315
Maybe the bikers should gtfo our touge

>>14962315
>not throwing rocks at bikers

its like you'll niggas dont even smoke crack

>>14962322
mr2-tan's butt tb.h

>>14962315
Speaking of radio, I have a Chink special but can't get Win10 to play nice with it for the life of me. If I bring it and the programming cable, could someone hook a brother up?

>>14962374
no

>>14961900
We're in the back

>>14962478
Yea dog we gotchu.

I might take more of a nap and join you after you finish at Cunty waffles since I am just getting to bed after the /k/ meet.

Is this correct?

https://www.google.com/maps/dir/''/Costco+Gas+Station,+Independence+Drive,+Livermore,+CA/@37.6792557,-121.6733762,12.07z/data=!4m24!4m23!1m15!1m1!1s0x0:0x602f54534f4ae837!2m2!1d-121.7229527!2d37.7112744!3m4!1m2!1d-121.652668!2d37.6864579!3s0x808fdfe9bb5b4759:0xe19345344afb555!3m4!1m2!1d-121.5738015!2d37.637698!3s0x809026d0355f810b:0xac9956644ff0c82a!1m5!1m1!1s0x808fe89d862a7a73:0x3518d1ca93b8ebb!2m2!1d-121.8109995!2d37.7019535!3e0

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>>14962374

>>14963653
Yes. Race on 580 if you want.

wait so were not meeting at ringer hut today

>>14962978
i warned you about too far bro

>tfw woke up at 7am to be productive
>tfw fell asleep again and woke up at 10am
Welp

what time are you nerds going to be leaving country waffles, like 12:30?

No parking, hanging outside of McD's

literally every time we meet here parking is fucked

Are you guys eating yet?

Make Red MR2fag eat a chili cheese burger and finish it this time

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>>14964427
Fuck you that burger was giant shit.

oh man why are day meets always so disastrous

i warned you i warned all of you

Seated at the waffle place

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>>14964460
>mfw watching you let the burger dominate you

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>>14964483
Next camping meet I'm going to pound your asshole so hard you'll shit diamonds

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>>14964512
>mfw youll be the one bottoming out trying to reach the campsite on those dirt roads

I'm here at the ringer huts, where is everyone? Got here at 9 and has been waiting since.

>>14964779
It's 9 at night you dumbass

>>14964786
The OP say 11am. Wtf. Came all the way from Bakersfield. Have to spend the night in SJ shitty hotel. Fucking shit. Wasted $800 for this shit.

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>>14964577
Yeah as if that mobile cuck truck wont bottom out from the gallons of nigger semen you prep

Eat faster. Making a lake in my car, it's hot as fuck out here.

>>14964894
If you can locate 2500lbs of nigger semen then be my guest

we're at the head of patterson pass road

looking for neonfag

>mfw everyone drives into tracy

we're at the corral hollow exit off the 5 going west

how the fuck did you guys go straight

Corral hollow !!!)

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What the fugg guys

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O-one day I'll show up.

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>>14965410
Cucktry waffles cursed us. That lot is shit

>>14965316
Come to Manteca and talk about dank memes pls

>>14965576
>tfw no Tracy Sonics meetup

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fuck me who tipped off the cops

we drove into a trap

> tfw no straight piped mr2 spyder

>>14965875
I heard those attract a lot of police because everyone wants to race and do burnouts. Even at the Modesto meet there was gonna be a big fight

>>14965875
>>14965990
There was a big meet in Dublin a week or so ago and it got shut down by the police

i told the people at the Mazda stand here at Laguna seca that I was the black shadow and a legend on the touge and they gave me a pastry crisp and nature valley bar

>>14965450
Kek Calvin Juan

between the incredible pileup of post-church-normals at country waffles and Chevy Equinox making shooting motions in the rear view mirror, I think Sundays are not good days for meets

>>14966270
Oh you don't say

>>14965990
That sounds just like the Weekend Night meetups at the Hayward Sonics.

We should try going to Great America then

>>14966514
Norcal disneyland meet when?

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( ͡~ ͜ʖ ͡°)

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>>14967037
>mfw i recognize that couch

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>>14966100
>>shadow plz take these and go

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>>14964952
In your cuck truck from prepping those san fran bulls.

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You kcmods missed out

>>14968206
This is the most KCmodded thing I've ever soon posted in a N/o/rCal thread. My guess is you're the biggest bull prepper outside of New Jersey. In fact you're probably such a huge cuck that New Jersey bull preppers learn everything they know from you.

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>>14968424
Are you sour that not only did you not prep many bulls today, you don't have me to carry your ass in warcuck? don't quit your prep job to play wargame kiddo.

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>>14968563

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see attached

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First video uploading, won't be the main meet video but you might like it anyway.

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>>14969553

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https://vimeo.com/164962645

>>14969722
>what is downshifting

>>14969752
There was a normie in front of him from 1:50 till the end.

>>14966652
Right after Japan meet.

NeonNig getting lost before the run, with a fucking GPS.
5.0fag follow the wrong car, got everyone lost. Went pass the first meeting spot, went all the way down to who know where. Got everyone lost again.
Normies slow down everyone on the second run.
Red MR2 scared some old couple with his new straight pipes.
CVIP call his pal on us. Polices were waiting for us at Costco.
Third run, stuck behind bikefag, more normies. 5.0fag got lost again.

What will happen on the next meet? Will calvin ever showed up with his gay7? Who is CVIP really working for? This and more on the next episode of Top Gear: n/o/rcal.

>>14970550
Who knows where we would have ended up if we had continued to follow Fox-tan and Lexcuck, thank god cuckmobile was there.

>>14970550
> 5.0fag follow the wrong car, got everyone lost
best part was him thinking he was following the same car that couldn't even find the first meeting spot

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>>14971646
Which would have been fine if he had just committed to Schulte road and turned right on Lammers, left on Valpico then a final right onto Corral Hollow. But no, we did this instead.

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>>14970550
DELETE THIS
I did not get lost on the third run leaving Costco, why do you think this? However, Spyder and Marauder took the long way to the gangbang at brz's ;)

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Finally get the encode done, watch it to the very end, 5 seconds before the video finishes it turns out I mixed up the order of the titles, have to cancel upload, correct everything and sit through another encode.

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I think I forgot my glasses at your place BRZ

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>>14972922
Looked a bit and haven't seen them. Any clue where you may have left them?

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Norcal /o/ meets: Don't talk to me or my wife's Patterson ever again uploading now.

>>14973630
I'd fuck the shit out of the Aspie on the right if she wore some cat ears, didn't make eye contact and counted each thrust out loud.

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>>14973672

>>14973672
>not mounting the mountie
It's like you don't want Canadians to know about the sweet freedom of Burgerstan

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NwvaBzR29Hs

>>14974337
>that passing scene in the beginning
10/10 I kek'd

>>14973630
post unnaturally-autistic-people-awards.jpg pls

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>>14974598
Ok

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>>14974619
Sometimes you wonder what these people do for a living as adults...

That looks like the mid west, probably some met alcohol, drugs, or rope.

I hate adulthood, I wish everyone stayed as pre-teens like in my animes.

PIC: we have to go back

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>>14974718

LS1 swaps don't always go well on MR2's.

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>>14974736
Not the midwest, that's eastern europe for sure

> some met alcohol, drugs, or rope.
Maybe alcohol but probably just eastern europe

As for the pic - next weeks meet will be going pretty damn close, we may just have to swing by 175, the kone and 29 on Sunday.

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>>14974736
>top row: drugs and drink
>top middle row: autismburgers
>bottom middle row: careers
>bottom row: rope

i may be wrong but drugs seem pretty cool desu senpais

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>>14974718

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>>14975146
alcohol or drugs only keep you around long enough only to see the worst.

Rope, it's where you want to end it. Pokémon has been your entire life and want to keep it that way, there is where you decide.

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Mentlegen

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>hanging out with a friend
>she want's to go to Mariposa to look for a gift for her mom
>boring drive there but whatever
>she wants to go exploring
>take 49 north
>getting close to 120
>she wants to drive on Priest Grade
>specifically recall reading that I shouldn't do that
>take New Priest Grade up
>pull over at a gas station and decide it's time to go home
>take Old Priest Grade down
>somehow didn't spin out anywhere or die
>stop in Moccasin because my brakes are smoking
>take 132 back to Modesto
Great day driving some nice tooj with a qt. Are there any other good roads near Yosemite? We could plan a camping meet around there

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>>14976056

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>>14975873
>my face at 8:15
Did you get followed by the police?

>>14975873
>dat sparkling and beautiful cuckmobile

ITS A BURNING DESIRE

(BURNING ME!)

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>>14976056
Certified dank.

I always prefer going Old Priest up and New Priest down.

>Are there any other good roads near Yosemite
Kelly Grade and Marshes Flat road opposite the priest grade are breddy good but last time I was there the road surface was rather shite.

Other than that:
The road to Cherry lake (super tight tho, worse than Calaveras).
Greenly Hill from Coulterville to the 120.
Maybe even Monitor Pass.

>Camping meet
Spring is bad because of snow near Cherry Lake, Summer because of the RV's packed with Germans spreading misery everywhere. Somewhere around late September would be nice.

Here is the Priest grade for those who haven't been:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZDCdqcf0-t0

>>14976173
C O O L V I B R A T I O N S

SPEED SPEED LOVER

GAMES NOT OVER

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4yJBIMkT2VY

Weeaboo version for youtube.

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>training on the touge
>real nigga hours thrusters on
>rip past a cop with someone already pulled over
>at double the speed limit
>mfw

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>>14976827

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Did Fox-tan get lost because he was following a V6 Camry?

>>14965316
>mfw i live in tracy
i never thought i would hear people on /o/ talking about it

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>>14978327
Another poor scrub living out here? What chu got senpai?

>>14978361
a cobalt lt... its orange though

>>14978361
I literally take the altamont pass and patterson pass everyday to and from college

>>14978327
>>14978361
Ayy
>mostly Manteca and Modesto though

>>14978122
Nah dude he was following Neon.

>>14978374
>>14978386
>fwd cucks all living in the valley
Yeah, when I lived in south Tracy I used to take Tesla in to work everyday.

>tfw live in Lathrop now and have my company shuttle my ass into work now

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Clovis meet when?

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>>14978380
If you go where I think you go look out for the Blue BRZ parked somewhere on lots B or C in the evenings.

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>>14979494
>Clovis
When you stop asking and start making one. Loads of good roads closeby, pick a weekend, find us a start point, campsite and possible route.

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STi prices are all over the place.

If I'm spending 30k for a used STi, might as well spend the extra 5-8k for a brand new one.

In which case a golf R might be a better buy.

>>14982321
Or something that sends power to the REAR WHEELS because thats the only place the power should ever be

http://www.latimes.com/local/lanow/la-me-ln-chp-street-racing-arrests-20160503-story.html#nt=oft12aH-3li3

>mfw this is why I saw shit tons of CHP on skyline recently
>underground Bay Area racing clubs

>>14976827
>>14982772
kek

>>14982321
Yeah, with the exception of needing a hatch, there's no reason to buy a used STi.

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>could be running redwood right now
>making an ad for a minivan instead

fuck

>>14983351
>mfw first time I see someone mention redwood

I actually wrecked my 240sx there, there's a blind upward S-curve and I hit a bump and lost traction.

>>14983351
>could be running the ramen route right now
>watching Initial D instead

>>14983351
i see you are putting in your premix

>>14982772
What time did you go?

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>>14983351
Why are you pouring brake fluid in your gas tank?

>>14983481
That is rust remover

>>14983491
It's clearly transmission fluid

>>14983495
Are you blind, that is quite obviously premix

>>14983505
Nah dude, it's fryer oil, he converted his car to run on it

>>14983512
it's motor oil mixed with silicon carbide dust in a CLR container so as to not arouse suspicion

who keeps tipping off the chp

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>>14983351
>gotta remove lime buildup from the tank

>>14985443
He doesn't know.

>>14985443
Cvpi is assmad we found his Instagram

There definitely seems to have been an uptick in police activity up on 9/84/Skyline/Page Mill. Maybe I'm just noticing it more because I've been going more often. Usually see them at the bottom of 84/Page Mill, so not exactly on the touge per se.

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>his touge has police on it

>>14986903

filename has me triggered a little bit not gonna lie

TFW tooned rwd 4 popper and a decade in the wilderness to practice skids but there will never be a meet to go to :(


>>14968206
those are tasty nuggets, I got them once for the kiddo and it's all I buy now.

>>14986554
those fuckin boats could never chase me up page mill so who cares lmao

> a black FD pulls out of a garage somewhere in portola valley
> quiet eurobeat can be heard at a low volume
> the tailpipe emits a low rumble as it starts off down the road
> somewhere in a quiet corner of 84, a charger sits, engine shut off, waiting for the black shadow

im in traffic next to a white brz thats riced out as fuck but the driver is accelerating without ever shifting

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>tfw scared to drive near 84 because of police

>>14989212
The short is better than the ending.

https://vimeo.com/82920243

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>>14987747
> accelerated using the gas pedal
damn dude, i wonder how that works.

in other news, saw this 512TR the other day. almost thought it was a 355 in my rear-view mirror (which is almost normal in sunnyvale?).
probably the coolest car i've seen being driven around here.

>>14970550

My GPS wasn't even on lel.

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>>14990052
>mfw you got to see the most beautiful car in all of automotive history.

>>14990130
>pee goat

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>>14987747
Not even mad, stick shift isn't for everyone, especially with bay area traffic.

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>>14990082
Set waypoints next time you numpty

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>>14976120
>Implying were weren't stuck behind a white Chevy captiva that was tailgating that Tahoe. The Tahoe pulled over and the Chevy leading the pack went from 10 over to 5 under.

Oh and flashed "you're dead" symbols at one of us later at lights.

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>>14990399
>that jumbo slice

>>14978444
> Tesla
>Lathrop
>Company
>Shuttle

Don't give away the secrets!

Does anyone daily a manual and live in SF? I have no idea how you do it and not hate it.

>>14990598
yes. its not that hard if you aren't retarded. a really grabby aftermarket clutch is a bitch though. and motherfucking smg's (e46 m3) are just scary

>>14990598
Why would anyone actually live in that shithole

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>>14990620
>>14990620
>>14990620

New thread

>>14990616
Why would anyone live in your shithole