What would you do to this guy?

Send the link to that post to his insurance.

Ask him what he meant by river

Probably a puddle but still. 5 years in the Gulag.

I would broach such actions with suspicion and genuine concern for his mental well-being

>>14958710
Tell him his R8 is ruined and I'll give him $5k for it.

>>14958710
Didn't this guy wreck his R8, then buy a brand new one? He got rich from posting call of duty YouTube videos btw

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>>14958745

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>>1800thathappened

YouTube pricks

They should make supercars that are basically civics with exotic bodykits. Normies wouldn't care because all they care about is aesthetics and brand names. We wouldn't have to worry about them trashing performance cars on their way to the mall.

>>14958914
You just described the r8.

>>14958710
Nothing. Why the fuck should I care?

>>14959163
Are you actually an idiot?

>>14958710
Sounds like a troll to me, he's openly fishing for responses or attention. Ignore and let him fade.

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Audi R8s don't hold their value, so who cares?

Its not even a supercar, its a sportscar.

No one will ever place a typ42 R8 or a Gallardo in Concourse D'Elegance.

>>14959175
No, the r8 is overpriced shit.

he probably meant a sizeable puddle

which is fine as long as he's not stopping in it

>>14958710
bet him that he couldn't do it again

>>14958710
Ask him to show me this "river"

>>14959210
You have clearly never been to one.

>>14959315
You are an idiot.