This rustles my jimmies

>>14945259
Because the small sport truck market has been dead for 8 years.

Because muh country music

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Because it's cool as hell, you dimple.

Because they want a car-based pickup but can't buy one where they live.

Unless they improve chassis rigidity though it's going to be floppier. It's like making a half convertible. The Holden Ute weighs more than the sedan due to extra bracing.

>>14945270
Hm this got me thinking. 2 door """"sports"""" truck is considered truck in insurance right?

Because it's just another mass produced car

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Saw like 5 of these together in Sweden once, both 200's and 700's

>>14945293
>2 door """"sports"""" truck is considered truck in insurance right?

Yes.

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In some particular cases also tax savings.

>>14945290
So I was actually wrong for a change, there actually is a Benz I would show myself driving in public.
That one looks good, really good. Is that like a chopped hearse or what?

>>14945307
That is fucking pimping

>>14945310
Nifty

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Sometimes there's actual utility to gain (built in small serial production in Austria with Suzuki's official seal of approval).

>>14945342
Kawaii

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And sometimes it's simply for style and uniqueness.

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>>14945353
I'm glad we can agree on that

>tfw no utes in North America
I just wanted a Maloo for that glorious supercharger whine

I once saw a custom Scion xB pickup in Sulphur Springs TX and I regret not taking a picture of it every single day

>>14945401
They actually have a nice quiet supercharger.
I hate supercharger whine

>>14945653
>I hate supercharger whine
How can a single man be the source of this much faggotry?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=n9VJCtqtnsI

>>14945661
Fukken disgusting

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>>14945653
>>14945668
And then there's this nigger

>>14945259

That's just a powerless M54. Not rustled.

>>14945371
the grand slam makes a cumback. all over the scatback. thanks based /o/

>>14945259
Because it rustles faggots like you!

i blame the ssr

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>>14945335
>>14945321
>two different RR 4wd truck abominations
Who would have thought?

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>>14945300
>>14945290
>>14945282

im fucking triggered

>>14945371
i honestly don't understand what was this faggot thinking

i seriously can't, like he probably could imagine the complete project in his mind but i simply can't

>>14945307
they're shite slow due to being classified as a tractor they're only allowed by law to go 30 kmh

>>14947794
hnnnggg

>>14945259
>liking BMW for anything other than the S70/2or3

>>14947794
Mmmm cosworth

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OH BOY I'VE BEEN WAITING FOR THIS THREAD

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>>14945290
This is too good.

Usually I like my ute conversions as small as possible.

>>14945310
Seems kinda dumb to hack this one up when VW sold single cab/crew cab Vanagons from the factory.

These...these actually look pretty decent. I mean there are a few that look like absolute shit, but I could definitely see myself driving a few of these.

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>>14949839
>conversions
But Anon, the Mini was sold like that.

>>14949919
But not with a hatch!

>>14949983
Oh neat.

>>14949802
>eg pick up
I really like this.

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>>14947794
MUH

>>14947794
whats the one in the middle?

>>14949210
Holy shit that's amazing.

Then again the suspension would surely need work dome to it to survive actual loads in it?

>>14950737
Ford Sierra.

>>14950789
probably but if you look at the wheel wells, in the bed, it's most likely already been converted to a leaf spring rear end

If I ever have more than a thousand dollars in my possession at any time that I don't immediately owe to someone else, I'm going to turn my FB into an ute.

>>14945259
Because utes are dead outside Australia, and it's frequently cheaper to convert an existing car than to import an Australian car, which may not even be legal in many places

>>14945282
>>14945290
>>14945300
>>14945307
Pretty sure those are old flower cars.

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>>14949839

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>>14945371
Cannot unsee!!

>>14949210
Coming back to its roots.

>>14945310
holy fuck that is awesome.

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Would you, /o/?

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GENTLEMEN
BEHOLD
ABOMINATION

>>14951642
JUST

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>>14951642

>>14950737
>>14950849
Ford cucked USA of the greatest car they've made since GT40 because of emission bullshit
>same year
>same company
>different continent
>2L 220bhp
>"5.0" 4.9L 208BHP

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>>14945259
because pickups are awesome

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>>14952280

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>>14952286
>This started life as an AMC Pacer

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>>14946641
>ruining a gto to make an el Camino

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this thread

>>14952305
Look closely. No one ruined a GTO. They just put a GTO front end (All the parts to which are available as aftermarket reproductions) on a Chevelle El Camino.

No GTO's were harmed in the making of that ute.

>>14952313
Good I was seriously pissed because it does look like an el Camino
I though somebody ruined a gto to make a Camino with a funky grill

>>14952280
>>14952286
>>14952295
its an improvement

>>14945259
It's not on that only Aussies get hektic pick ups.

The fact that the market for a vehicle that can fit a standard pallet in the back and then drive that pallet home sideways at 100mph isn't filled is a travesty.

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>>14951223
Not that style though. Simple straight lines fit the utilitarian character of the W123 far better.

>>14952499
Being able to recline your seat a bit is nice though

>>14952532
Extra cab.

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>This is available as a $3000 kit for MK4 4 door Jetta's and Golf's

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>>14952771

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>>14953044
Tailgate is from a Ford Ranger/Mazda B-series truck
Tail lights are from a Ford Explorer Sport Track.
Payload is I believe 650 lbs, more if you use the stiffer wagon springs in the back.

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>>14945259
>tfw i actually like it

>>14949802
> EG pickup
> Not a Del Camino

You were close son.

>>14945308
Anan you can't convince them that even though the VIN says it's a (shitty car here) that it's actually a truck. Here's what they'll say "lol fuck you"

>>14945259
>This rustles my jimmies
wierd, it only makes my dick hard.

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>>14947794

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>>14945259
>Chebby Colorado taillights

>>14945259
They're looking for an El Camino copycat