ITT: cars only nu-males drive

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>Who cares if it's only four cylinders, it looks as good as those wasteful V8's, and it's fast enough for my needs.

>>14916111
>family sedan that can do 0-60 in less than 3 seconds
>nu-male

Sounds like you're just a salty poorfag, OP

>>14916240
>muh acceleration

Why don't tesla fags want muscle cars instead?

>>14916111
>being this mad at rich people
It's your fault you never amounted to anything, Cletus.

>>14916253
SWEDEN

YES

>>14916197
A light tune and it makes has much power has a stock LS1

I don`t see the problem.

>>14916240
just read this

http://theoatmeal.com/comics/tesla_model_s

>>14916259
Because the Tesla is even faster off the line. People use muh acceleration because you're much more likely to use that than a high top speed. And no, we all know you don't go to the track every weekend where you'd take advantage of that

>>14916262
this is very true but unfortunately, most people buying them new either aren't aware of tuning or don't want to tempt the fate of their warranty

>>14916302
This. The Tesla is literally supercar-fast off the line.

>>14916267
Oh no, one irritating little bitch drives a Tesla. Guess I'd better get on /o/ and explain why only nu-males drive Teslas!

>>14916262
>>14916307
It'll still sound like shit though.

>>14916262
>>14916307
How does it fare against a tuned LS1?

>>14916197
>>14916197

Disgusting

>>14916267
>The only liquid that occasionally needs to be topped off is the windshield wiper fluid.
I'll be laughing when when he goes crashing from a brake failure because he never checked the brake fluid and relied on the regenerative braking until it came time to do a panic stop.

>>14916404
>implying he doesn't just take it to the dealership for servicing like a normal person

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>>14916329
a blow off valve

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>>14916253
I'm really miss boxy volvos ;_;

>>14916205
hi dad

>>14916323

So is a $10k drag car. Supercars don't stop accelerating after 60mph.

>>14916454
You don't need more than 70.

>>14916267
holy shit this just ruined all the respect I had for the car

>>14916479
This. Real men buy a Camaro.
>godlike V8
>half the price
>just as fast round a track

>>14916479
How many gold M4s do you have in your city?

Vancouver has at least 3

>>14916483
I am just salty.
>>14916489
0.

>>14916404
If your break system isnt leaking it shouldnt need topping off anyways lol, it will be close to the "low" mark if the pads are totally worn but not more than that and the master cylinder defintely wont get air in it from that either. Stop driving a 1980s shitbox with cracked rubber lines

>>14916479
>twin turbo straight six
>450hp
>rwd

yeah I don't get this

>>14916489
I've seen more baby shit green ones

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>>14916479

>>14916432
what

>>14916253
looks comfy :3

>>14916404
if you need to regularly top off your brakes, brake fluid levels aren't your main problem

>>14916267

jesus christ

my brother isn't exactly the brightest knife in the toolbox and doesn't really have an interest in cars, but he was still the person who pumped the brakes to do an oil change on my dad's beetle the other day

>>14916553
>oil change
I meant brake fluid change

Anything with less than 6 cylinders.

Anything made by a Japanese or Korean manufacturer.

>>14916465
why

>>14916253
Actually a woman should be in the car, while a male is inside the house having a tea party.

>>14916637
No no no. The women out of shot in the main house with the bull and a bmw parked on the driveway, paid for by the cuck.

>>14916479

>>14916563 Help, please.

>>14916253
Not pictured: 7 mandingo gorilla looking niggers inside plowing the shit out of his wife on his bed.

>>14916267
That's just some butthurt fatguy.

A lot of cars in this thread I wouldn't call cuck cars, bad decisions sure.

I think a cuck car would be most SUV's

Something na and auto.>>14916302

>>14916479
definitely nu-male
* i want something fast but don't want to give up comfort. I'm faster around the track than camaros b/c only hard numbers matter not driving skills. plus backseats for my wife's black son to ride in comfortably*
only cucks make compromises

>>14916253
Y
S W E D E N
S

>>14916253
I actually liked it ;_;
He seemed so sad. I don't think he's a cuck, he's just getting fucked in the ass by his governments regulations and shit.
It wasn't a car, just an enclosed bike.
It also looked kind of fun.
;_; ever since I saw the video I've felt bad for him

>>14917222
same here anon
I hope it takes off...

>>14916465
Don't let the cucks like him or >>14916459 ruin the car for you. The Model S is pretty cool and it's a step in the right direction for high performance EVs.

>>14916267
I cringe every time

This is one of the worst threads I've seen in a long time on 4chan. Well done. I swear 70% of /o/ is literally retarded.

>>14916459
Kill yourself

>>14916693
Why do you insist in projecting your degenerate fetishes onto /o/?

>>14917734
That's literally what's happening in Sweden though.

>>14916448
Hello, son.

>>14917746
No, that is not "literally" happening

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Really? No Veloster yet?

>>14916564

>being a literal cuck

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>>14916564
u wot

>>14916111
Any sort of Hatch.

>>14917777
Yeah okay, instead of niggers it's sandniggers. Big difference.

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>>14917797
sorry anon but this is a better cuck cruiser. it's the new age poverty shitbox that markets itself to appliance car buyers and millenials

it's basically the new cavalier

>>14917914
And instead of literally you mean not literally. Why are you so obsessed with cucks?? Stop watching so much porn

>>14917913
this, any """"""""hot"""""""" hatch is bought out of compromise

Anything made by Mazda

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>>14917951
its an american thing

>>14917951
it's like 4chan is undergoing some sort of collective mental illness with its cuck obsession

>>14917988
>everyone in America is white
I am not white (mexican) and ad a result I don't really care about the white/black thing

>>14917989
Just curious since 4chan went from
>the no gf
to
>le cuck XD
It's on all boards too

When you replace a sporty looking FWD shitbox with a not sporty looking FWD shitbox with a hatch and rear-seat entertainment on the behest of your wife's irrational desire for something that, surely, must be safer and more reasonable despite the actual safety and MPG ratings, that's buying a cuck car, because she will be fucking another man within months due to being bored with such a controllable twerp.

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>>14918019
>hispanic/latino second place in ethnicity

>>14916549
That's a poor niggers car

>>14917746
That's literally what's happening in America and the ass mad Americans have started projecting their situation onto the Europeans that mock them

>>14918045
The vast majority of then are white. Brown people collectively make up only 3%, so Mexicans would be considerably less than that portion

Maybe it's something about whites being so non-threatening in the US and their raging porn habits that make them this way.

Seems like every time I hook up with a white girl they have a white boyfriend as well who us semi-aware

>>14916111
ITT: Cars that op wants to manufacture excuse as to why its worse than his own car because he can't afford a decent electric car.

>>14918106
blame extremist feminism

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ITT: nobody knows what 'nu-male' actually means

THIS is what a nu-male would drive.

If you're driving this outside of a densely packed urban area with tiny streets and parking spaces, and you willingly subject yourself to driving on the highway and on 6-lane suburban boulevards with parking spaces meant for Hummers all in the name of gas mileage and looking eco-friendly, you absolutely deserve to be called nu-male.

And don't start with that "muh cheap" bullshit, you can get used cars that are fucking light years ahead of this tin can for a lower cost, if you know how to use craigslist and can go to used car lots.

>>14916483
don't forget not having to change your wive's last name on documents

>>14918950
This.

>>14916197
You won't ever match an LS1s torque.

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>>14916483
>godlike v8
lol pushrods
>half the price
nope
>just as fast
funny way to spell slower

>>14920604
>torque

go back to the trailer park

>>14920630
Horsepower sells cars, torque wins races
- Carol Shelby

the more power you have under the curve, the more usable performance the engine has. Peak performance at 6000rpm being equal isn't the whole story.

>>14916549
Why do people mock the Audi TT so much?
I honestly think it looks pretty great.

>>14921673
Golf with a bodykit and a premium price tag, complete with >lolVAG reliability.
Boring as fuck to drive, especially for a "sporty" coupe.

>>14921058
You drivin' a tarbodeezal then?

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This takes the cake for nu males.

Most people who buy teslas just do it to show off.

>>14918950
Also need either a Coexist or = sticker along with something Bernie related. An anti -republican one would be a bonus

>>14921786
I considered getting one of these when they were still heavily incentivized in the California. Instead, I bought a 30 year old shitbox that's currently been sitting dead for the past 4 weeks. I wiggle around some wires and yank on some garbage inside, but I think it's too far gone.

Current status: Feeling manly. Jobs are for cucks.

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>>14916459
You need up to 100 to be a proper car.
Teslas are very nearly viable, though. Just a bit more range and more charging points, and I'll seriously consider buying one.

ITS CHEAP AND IT GOES WITH MY BEARD OKAY

>>14921786
>multi-colored 240sx in the background

>>14920623
nigga it's within a second of two M cars that's fucking impressive

>>14916267
You should read his dickride of Tesla himself

>>14918045
>hispanic/latino second place in ethnicity
second place is the first of the losers

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Why is this thing so fucking ugly?

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>>14918950
*ahem*

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retired crown vics

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>>14918950
They're pretty cheap in Europe and they work pretty gud in European roadworks tho
>mfw hitting 150kmh with one on the Autobahn
Okay it was downhill but whatever right, no matter the speed you go in this thing it feels like you're going double that
Also inb4 >numale it's me mums car

>>14928307
>driving your mums car
pretty nu-male, m8

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>>14928328
Took it to the Gamescom three years ago
I of course already upgraded to much manlier self-owned transportation