[ D a i l y A u s f a g T h r e a d ] >anzac day edition

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Bout time for a night drive I reckon.

2nd for i wish i was dead

Let's bash the german tripfag cunt

86 anons, how much did you pay for yours? Did you get the GT or GTS? Was it worth getting a GTS over the GT? Debating whether it would be better to pick up a used one and stick a sprintex supercharger on it or to buy one new for
>that new car feel

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australia is gay

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>>14916349

>>14916492
your butthurt is palpable

>>14916349
nothing wrong in being gy

>>14916349
Not all of it, just melbun

Full of fags, trannyfags and traps

>>14915015
Nth for horses.

>>14917063
Fuck horses. Scary animals

Went for a ride this morning and did a keybanger past a self-entitled horse rider. The horse tossed him and I just continued to ride on have a topkek.

>>14917094
>Fuck horses.

Yeah its great when a mare starts winking while you are cumming. Damn horse pussy is tight as fuck, they got some strong muscles

>>14915055
Theres so fucking many 86's around sydney, mainly owned by blind asian bois

>>14917115
>Riding my horse to work this morning because internal combustion is just a meme.
>See entitled motorcyclist waiting at red light.
>Clip clop up next to him.
>As the light turns green my horse rears up and nays really loudly.
>I point to the sky like Napoleon.
>Motorcycle cuck does willy out of fear, flips over and is promptly run over by a bus.
>Implying I give a fuck.

>>14917115
I rode back past that way to see the horse rider still laying motinless in the table drain and the horse had been hit by a truck.

Funny shit.

>>14917228
>nays
Nohorse pls go.

>>14915055
They always hold me up when they tow horse floats down the touge.

>>14917283
The nays have it.

>>14917284
>implying it even has the power to tow an empty box trailer

>>14915055
Most I know are either P-platers who financed theirs or rich Chinese students.

The only real difference between the two is that the GTS has four ventilated brakes, not two.

Aftermarket supercharger might void the warranty if it blows your shit up. You'll want used if you just want to fuck about with it.

>>14917115
What's a keybanger?

>>14917414
Can only do them with carbed engines.

Basically turn ignition off while driving, hit accelerator a couple of times, and turn it back on.

The unburned fuel ignites in the exhaust and goes fucking bang.

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>tfw skidding this monster
Fun. Handbrake doesn't even work so have to really throw it around

>>14917480
You gonna roll over

>>14917493
Not on gravel. I'm all good

What the fuck do horses have to do with glue ???

>>14917665
many normal use forms of glue (i.e not special super glue, but general household stuff) is made from the hooves, bones and other parts of horses.

>>14917443
disclaimer: this may explode your muffler

sounds hektik as shit tho

>>14917665
not much these days

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>>14907034
yo

>>14917115
>>14917443
Oh god. Keybangers sound amazing.

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Happy ANZAC day

>>14917063
>>14917094
fuck horses, the 'dumb horse stories' threads that come up on /an/ sometimes are fucking hilarious though

horses fucking themselves up in the most retarded ways

>>14917480
fuck that looks comfy, would hoon around a farm/10

>>14918350
They're not dumb, they're silly. They have a very strong alert system for danger, they can get spooked easily.

Horses are cursorial mammals like us. But they use their ability to run for a long time to get away from predators. Horses almost died out as a species thousands of years ago. They survived from only a few individuals. Kind of like humans actually. So yeah they get freaked out pretty easily

http://melbourne.craigslist.com.au/w4m/5554859962.html

Should I?

Ad looks legit nothing on reverse search. Free suck in car.

>>14918254
WTF

>>14918514
Also what std's can you get from blowjob with no condom?

>>14918514
might be a dude imo

>>14918514
Has a dick

>>14918580
>>14918562
Just jacked off now I don't feel like meeting her. Saved myself a trip.

>>14918594
probably saved yourself from a few other issues also lel

>>14918552
herpes

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>>14917480
>tfw skidded this monster
>had 3 17 year olds riding my dick a minute later

protip, just put the rears up to 40psi and you're good

>>14918254
Is that a shit suspended by toilet paper...?
What a time to be alive.

>>14918677
Must have been some quality bogan slurries.

>>14918781
At half mast

>>14918604
lol

>>14918815
defs m8
haven't got any itches so seems good so far

>>14918965
Well thats the important thing.
Best sex i have ever had left me itchy for a week, but she had experience so crabs were expected.

>>14915055
im so fucking sick of seeing 86 and brz
i see like 50+ everyday

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>tfw no hybrid spyder

hey guys, remember to purchase some Anzac Bikkies© and some great Aussie Anzac Snags©, only at Woolies: The Fresh Food People!

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>>14919390

>>14919400
haha, we really really really like this image. may we share it on our twitter account?

>>14919409
yes?

>>14919373
>one and a half minutes to open the gas tank

>>14919446
>gas

http://www.carsales.com.au/private/details/Chrysler-Valiant-Charger-1976/SSE-AD-3955290/?Cr=6

want
even though it's shit

>>14919886
Is that a fucking oil filter upside down?, oil changes must be fun on that thing

>>14919886
>10 small points of interest for blue slip only E.g Fan cover, Left front light, PVC Pipe, Tow bar change etc
>PVC Pipe
Wut. Is he running a custom straight pipe?

>>14919909
aren't subies like that?

>>14920054
he meant pcv
probs an easy job though, I think these just dump it on the ground

>>14920079
I don't know but it looks like a headache to change

>>14920084
It does. Glorious E30 with its cartridge filter easy to get at.

Does have chrome rocker covers tho. That means it's really fast

>>14920084
looks like a piece of piss, what are you talking about

regardless, cunt's dreaming

>>14920102
Sure it won't be difficult but it's going to dump oil out when you remove it

>>14920109
get about three old bedsheets and dump them on everything in a surrounding 30cm
tape them somewhere under the filter to stop it dripping down
might make it half-clean

>>14920118
Or you could bolt in the engine upside down

>>14920127
Now we're thinking!

Could just use the family vacuum and pretend it wasn't me

>>14920118
It's pretty dumb.
I mean you're gonna be getting under the car anyway to let out the oil so why put it up there

>>14920127
>/WAT/ Auto Mechanics

I like it.

>>14920160
Hey Mazda is doing it so why can't we?

>>14919886
oh god want

anyone here actually own a valiant or something that can tell me what these are like

what are some things to check for when buying second hand cars?, I know to check the fluids and any other obvious signs of neglect but is there anything else?

>>14920519
How it feels to drive, how it sounds (cold start vs hot etc), how it smells (oil, coolant etc).

If in doubt, take it to a qualified mechanic for an inspection.

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>tfw will never own a XR GT, even a replica

shitty feels desu, I wish I had 20-40k to blow on a project car

>>14920593
$1000 valiant in SA if anyones keen

http://www.gumtree.com.au/s-ad/modbury-heights/cars-vans-utes/chrysler-cl-1977-valiant-4-0-litre-automatic-sedan/1111180942

i think all it needs is a paint job

anyone else seen the yellow lancer with the plate 4G63
i saw that guy 2 times in one week in 2 complete seperate places

>>14920767
>4G63
Is it an Evo or is it some tard with a 4G15?

>>14920822
p sure it was an evo

http://www.gumtree.com.au/s-ad/greenwith/cars-vans-utes/mx73-cressida-manual/1111114815
mmmmm so old school clean

>http://www.gumtree.com.au/s-ad/morphett-vale/cars-vans-utes/ba-falcon-gt-replica-5995/1111132002
>auto XR6
Why though?

http://www.gumtree.com.au/s-ad/ravenswood/cars-vans-utes/1971-xy-falcon-panelvan/1101785816

good project for the right fella here lads

canadian here, saw my first VL turbo when I was down under a few weeks back. thought it was absolutely magical, but I'm under the assumption they aren't universally loved? why?

>>14920850
they are universally loved

>>14920849
buy this fagtron
http://www.gumtree.com.au/s-ad/berri/cars-vans-utes/1971-ford-falcon-wagon/1111140494

its the first cheap and clean XY ive seen in a while

>>14920916
its only 5k tell falcunt to buy it

>>14920922
id buy it myself if i had the cash, its so tidy

>>14920850
Because of Ford VS Holden rivalry. You cannot like both

>>14920926
no no, have him buy it, then he can rebuild the motor and make it expensive and slow

Where does XT fall in the falcon lineup?

>have a busted exhaust
>every faggot thinks i'm trying to race them
god it's an excel
its not even the twincam model

>>14920943
base model povpack curry munching deniro taxi driver fleet car tier

>>14920948
The fuck, I thought it was different than the base falcooon

>touching the throttle body fucks the entire engine
so why do people like the barra again?

>Fuel injectors finally shipped
The hot start issues may finally go away.

>>14920958
4.0 litre inline 6 without euro emissions bullshit

>>14920967
>also drinks as much fuel as an engine twice its size
bazinga

>>14920972
>ecolpi
shamwow

>>14920945
>not a twin cam
get the fuck out of here you fukken poofta cunt. you're the lowest of the low, i'd rather have a thousand krautkunts posting anime here than you. fucking single cam faggot, don't post in this daily ever again or i'll fucking come over there give you twin cams up ya arse

>>14920981
My car has pushrods

>>14920956
xt IS the base model falcon dumbass

>>14920981
i wanted a twincam so i could do mad pulls but i cant find any for sale

>>14920983
my daily and hobby car have pushrods

>>14920984
Aw fuck cunt..

>>14920988
your a funny guy

>>14920981
That made me giggle really unsensibly

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>>14920981
>mfw i have 1 cam per valve
its a lawnmower

http://www.gumtree.com.au/s-ad/wagga-wagga-2650/cars-vans-utes/1975-holden-hx-panelvan-panel-van-dual-fuel-v8-rego-more-nice/1109925007

here you go this is a reasonable buy

>>14920994
How many valves?

>>14920994
wasn't talking about other cars, just excels
twin cam excels are fukken godmachines
singlecams are fukken trash

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>>14921012
>twincam excel in top shelf condition 2 streets away from me
>its automatic

welp that makes it 3 in a row for number of times girls ditch me for another guy

why do i even bother

>>14921032
Bitches an shit but hoes n tricks

>>14921036
>ghandi

>>14921032
>>14921036
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Kcf4yS5_aiI

>>14920943
XT in the 60s was a great looking and nice overall car for the time. Now Ford AU calls their base models XTs and their other ones XRs and gives me the shits when you try and look up a XR or XT falcon because you usually get the BA-FG one instead of the 60s ones.

>>14921001
that is not a reasonable buy you dopey cunt

>>14921012
>twin cam excel
just wait, some little old lady with no idea what she has will sell it for $300, just like any other sexcel

>>14920945
are you me? please tell me it's dark blue. It's a shame that the engine blew up, Also how is the exhaust busted?

>>14921032
>getting attached to girls before they get attached to you

that's a mistake you will never learn desu.

what are some great handling cars in terms of comfort and ride that are new and old?

>>14921044
about this time last year i was so close to buying a XT Fairmont with GT options for 1500 bucks not running

I was so keen on it, i rang 2 hours after the ad came up to look at it on the day only to have him tell me some other guy was buying it already. Then 1 week later, the guy who bought it sells it for triple what he payed for it without an engine

fucking bullshit, i just want a 4 door boomer mobile for a reasonable price

>>14921052
Any car can be made to handle if you got enough $$. Do you want factory turnable cars? if so go with a mx5 or something, CM valiants are meant to be good too.

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>>14921047
it's green with shitty oxidised paint
and this is how the exhaust is busted

>>14921052
SC400, MX83, Ford KA with Falcon G6E seats?

>>14921059

I'd like to do it on a budget, for example a base VW pollo brand new is 18k, good for fuel and cheap to pay off for 5 years

>>14921064


What about for new?

>>14921059
>CM valiants are meant to be good too.
Is it opposite day today?
Compared to even the Full size Holdens (bar pre RTS) and Falcons of the time, VJ onwards Valiants handled like crap. It takes a completely different front end to make them handle "good".

>>14921047
>>14921060
Is it just me or does the twincam excel engine blow up all the time? Three people that I know had their twincam engine fuck up bad

>>14921057
When I was 16-17 and first started getting into the old falcons they were so dirt cheap like 4k for a virtually rust free xr falcon with a 200ci and 3 on the tree etc, dad wouldn't let me learn in one so he got me a shitty excel. now i can't find an xr, xt with a good body for under 10k. a family friend bought an xr fairmont in white a year ago it had something odd to it like a rare option idk what it was but he paid 5k for it and it's rust free and only had 37,000 original miles. so bullshit, i hope he gets sick of it and sells it to me

>>14921060
Hahahaha, Mine was exactly the same as yours, dark blue and fucked clear coat and shit, everytime you'd wash it more clear coat would come off and my sponge would be blue, it had rusted muffler and it made it 10x louder than it was, i ended up buying some 2 inch piece of shit from supercheap auto and dodgy welding it onto it to make it less noisy. I took my exhaust off from the flex pipe back down bush and floored it, fuck it sounded amazing for a shitty excel, i miss mine desu

>>14921069
Suzuki Swift Sports are meant to be nice at handling and only about 20 ish. I am considering one of those and then buying a project car so I don;t look like a complete fag

>>14921079
im just a poorfag anon, can't afford nice things

>>14921083
CM valiants had a handling package which gave them more predictable handling and it was only good compared to previous generations

anon was just a retard, valiants dont handle

what's a cheap, small and reliable shitbox I can buy for my sister?

>>14921083
Lol idk some valiant fanatic posted an article about them being predictible at handling. I like how the holdens/fords handle compared to any other car, not the VEs and FGs the earlier one, VZ and BFs

>>14921084
Mine was a single-cam, timing belt was never changed in over 220k km's and I bought the timing belt because i might as well save the car from dying and timing belt snaps one day and seizes the engine so i sent it to the scrappers where they gave me $0 for it, a friend of mine took a shit in it and i threw rotten fruit in it.

>>14921090
Hyundai Excel, I thrashed mine for 5 years straight and it didn't die until the timing belt snapped

>>14921090
M I A T A
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>>14921085
its not about what you know its about who you know

Ive known people who bought HQ Kingswoods for $200 a month ago from the outback, farmer sold it to them when they brought it up to him. Yet everyone struggles to find a good deal on ebay or scumtree, with rust free 202 belmonts for 8 grand majority of the time

Its more about luck than anything, I want a late 60's Falcon/Kingswood but im willing to be patient so i can spend under 4k on a decent one

>have excel with no tacho
>do 60kmh in second to give pedestrians the shits
is my engine about to grenade

>>14921090
Hyundai Sexcel
Ford Festiva/Fiesta
Holden Barina
late 90's Suzuki Swift
Camry/Corolla

you cannot go wrong with any of these choices

>>14921090
Corolla, 323, Pulsar etc.

>>14921086

I feel ya, going through divorce now almost over then party time

>>14921105
>Ford Fiesta
They were rated the most unreliable car of 2015 so nope.
>Lolden
Mate...

>>14921060
Nice horsecock

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>>14921119
i get it

>>14921090
C U C K
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>>14921116
i should of added the forenote that everything on that list is from the late 90's. They all just seemed to be good back then

>>14921092
>some valiant fanatic posted an article about them being predictible at handling
Then they were faggot fanboys.
The torsion bar front end was great for slamming the front end to the weeds for that 70s street machine look with nothing more than a rattle gun, but they handle like a large 4x4.
The thing going for them was straight line six cylinder performance that embarrassed the eights of the time.

>>14921116
lol dsg
the manuals are fine

>>14921089
Yep, there you go.

>>14921121
"Buy her one" as in with her money but me finding it, my sister is brain dead with cars and I don't want her getting stooged

>>14921129

is she hot? do you think about fucking her tight pussy?

>>14921129
I'd stooge her anus, if ya know what I mean.

>>14921060
Why does your car have a horse cock?

>>14921100
60 in 2nd gear from memory is about 4-4.5k rpm right? lol nice exhaust desu. A great fix for exhaust leaks on cheap shit cars is any house silicon and use the old gasket and put the silicon on both sides of the old gasket and tighten the fuck out of the bolt. It worked better than i expected for a $9 fix. Also I'd recommend getting the ones with the built in gun instead of buying those $4 guns that break with a bit of force.

>>14921123
A friend of mine has a CM valiant that he "restored" himself, 265 with auto on the tree etc, did a bit of work on the engine, but fuck those seats were so /comfy/. Man did they live it up nice in those cars back in the day. I'd honestly rather a XR-XY falcon. The stories my uncle told me about his GT optioned XY with a 250 2v beating brand new commodores (VB-VK era). Also my uncle daily drives an XY wagon, 4 speed 250 2v etc.

>>14921114
She was sucking other cocks before she left, wasn't she. Butches always need to have a feathered nest to go to.

I hope you have realised that fucking a whore is cheaper in the long run.

>Room mate and his friends are having a fast and furious marathon
>Everytime I go past its a gtr drifting
This is triggering my autism.

>>14921178
Isn't it possible to pull a fuse or do something else (short of pulling the front driveshafts) to make them RWD only?

>>14921137
i don't get it

>>14921105
tfw you've had sex in and on an excel and even slept in one.

good feels

>>14921208
I know those feels, Good times being drunk with girls around and hooked up with one and took her back to my excel and fucked in the back.

>>14921202
Sure is

>>14921202
in the r32 yes, r33/r34 no
although it couldn't be that hard considering its a computer based system used to put up to 50% torque to the fronts when the rears are slipping

>>14920931
I like both
When people cant recognise the merits of a car manufacturer that make a car so close in specs and intent to their preferred badge i find it funny

>>14921202
Yes, on the R32. Not the newer ones

>Want cruise control for comfy highway/roadtrip driving
>But that means I'll get drive by wire instead of just a direct cable to throttle
My autism is going to kill me

>>14921224
You can tune drive by wire to be as good or better than cable tard.

>>14921227
But can you manually open the throttle so girls think you know what you're doing?

>>14921178
I'm watching the same thing anon

>>14921230
When the car is running and you're under the hood? I have no idea. I only own cable driven cars but I'd say there is something like that under the hood.

>>14921230
lol, on some

>>14921216
R33/34 actually have a function in the ATTESSA (spelling) system that you can run it in RWD. You unplug a cable, hit the brakes 5 times, and then you're in RWD.

Alternately there's heaps of manual controllers that replace ATTESSA that you can choose the tork split yourself.
And no, it doesn't blow up your transfer case.

>>14921093
SEPPO
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>>14921230
I love doing that.
I've never done it for bullshit reasons either, always as part of the mainenence i'm doing. Shits me how you cant do it nowadays

>>14921243
I remember the R32 trick was to simply key off and back on, then you're in RWD until you start the car back up again. Not sure if it changed with the later cars.

The magical thing about the r32 r33 r34 is that they can drift perfectly fine without having to disable the front wheels like some babby

>>14921224
there are cruise control systems that uses cables

>>14921243
very good info, cheers, too bad i've got
>tfw no gtr

okay boys ive got a question. im gonna sound like a potato asking this but anyway i got myself a 92 civic. if i installed a big muffler just for sound does it sound the same/simmilar as a full aftermarker exhaust running from the headers? could give less of a fuck about performance im just after that sound with a rice ebay muffler tip

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>>14921277
The only answer I can give you is to confirm that you do indeed sound like a well mashed potato.

>>14921283
cheers mate, i dont know why you would expect me to know all this stuff being a novice with cars but still, enjoy your monday night

>>14921263
Except thats not true. It is very much a computer on wheels and will do everything in its power to keep grip. They do look like they drift with their 4WS/HICAS though

>>14921012
>>14921018
>excel
Is it actually any good?

>>14921298
god machine for the price. just a cunt of a thing to work on if you need to change a timing belt. it would of been easier to pull the motor honestly.

>>14921303
>god machine for the price
in what sense? handling? acceleration? would a 6'1 guy fit?

>>14921295
https://youtu.be/AL4pbUkyLIE

they drift fine as awd. There's more to getting sideways than just turning in hard and standing on the throttle

>tfw rediscovered bar soap
What have I been doing with my life. So much easier and clean feeling.

>>14921001
>Wagga Wagga

I'm interested

Head off engine block yesterday. Lots of metal shards in the sockets of the head bolts, might make it not even worth a reco. The oil left on it smells like a fat bloke's asshole for some reason.

Anyone know a good way to make old license plates "disappear"? Have to transfer the shitbox to NSW rego and I want to keep the old Tas plates to remember it by when it isn't around anymore.

>>14921309
Show me a R33/34 though. The R32 were easy to get sideways. They aren't drift cars. They are THE grip japbox of the 90s

>>14921298
because its a sub 1000 dollar car, its a good car

its only a 1 ton nugget with 100hp, with a 10hp difference between SOHC and DOHC versions. Its cheap and fun to hoon, incredibly reliable and excellent on fuel

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>>14921303
>get haynes manual for excel
>reading up on how to change the clutch
>have to drop either the engine or the tranny to do it

>>14921316
>Anyone know a good way to make old license plates "disappear"? Have to transfer the shitbox to NSW rego and I want to keep the old Tas plates to remember it by when it isn't around anymore.
Talk to MX5Anon. He can make it disappear

>>14921308
im 6'2 and i fit fine in my friends, just dont expect people in the back seat very comfortably

Handling is decent, acceleration is on par with anything else from the time. Not unbearable but not great either

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>>14921311
overrated

as a rich international student nothing amuses me more than ausfags in their commodores with no two panels matching.

>>14921277
Try unbolting a section of exhaust and seeing what that sounds like. A fart can will probably sound similar except quieter.

>protip: it'll be fucking loud

>>14921320
>Talk to MX5Anon. He can make it disappear
Nah man, I don't want the entire car disappeared, just the license plates. Preferably into my drawer with the others from the red shitbox.

>>14921308
>would a 6'1 guy fit?
A friend of mine that is 6'4 could drive it but his knees hit the dash because hes more legs than body. they're unkillable almost and cheap on fuel and handle pretty well etc etc. you can find them for under $500 with 6 months rego, a friend of mine has bought 4 of them so far with about 6 months rego on them and keeps them in the backyard for spares.

>>14921319
>get haynes manual for excel
>neighbors kid steals it
>go over to neighbors house to get it back
>he finds it in the fire place half burned
>kid starts crying and sooking that he didn't do it etc but I saw him taking it to his house

but yeah, excels are so difficult to work on, if they were north/south facing engine and rwd it would be EXCELlent

>>14921318
Personally i think fuck the fuel economy and get an old Volvo or something like. Way more fun

>>14921332
obviously you haven't own many excels desu, those things have made my P's so much fun. I will collect a few of them and stick them in my shed for my kids to thrash when I have some. Good times, maybe even make a sleeper one and flog 5L commodores.

>>14921330
>if they were north/south facing engine and rwd it would be EXCELlent
/WAT/ engineering rwd excel when

>>14921341
Theres a racecar spec one with a SR20DET, full rollcage, 5 speed aero style bumpers etc, also someone swapped a v6 from a vn and made it rwd and turbo'd it and it ran 12's

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PLloSAXExIE

also theres a burnout car excel with a ls1 in it. looks mint.

>>14921328
ive done it with bush bashers before, straightpipe exhausts only sound decent in v8s imo

>>14921316
maybe just undcrew them in the middle of the night, tell rms that someone stole them, get new ones sent, then swap over rego
alternatively do that but only tell them someone knicked the plates when you're transfering rego, just say that the cars been sitting in the driveway and it probs happened a while ago but you didnt realise

>>14921343
fucking bingo anon
its him alright

can't wait until bindi irwin hits 18 and starts getting hounded for bikini beach shots and shit

shes got some pretty nice titties

>>14921364
Post em

>>14921364
Boob job desu

>>14921353
not straightpipe, just follow the exhaust pack from the tip, undo the first flange thing or clamp you find that isnt just the tip

>>14921343
>Oakbank, SA
Its him alright

>>14921364
i was thinking exactly this yesterday.
soooon

>>14921370
its his number too

>>14921369
alright mate, ill give it a go next time im free

>>14921370
yeah sure
the ad only has pics that he's posted here, probs that sad cunt eho keeps shitposting here
he's probs you anyway

>>14921374
Dickpics sent

>>14921379
Not me. I'm just here to send offers of $500 and kfc

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>>14921330
>if they were north/south facing engine and rwd
Why doesn't hyundai/kia do this? imagine pic related with an FR layout and a tiny turbo 4 or 5 cylinder in it.

>>14921379
>PLEASE NO CALLS.
looks like he's gotten a bit upset since people from here started calling him
>Engine started smoking a couple of days ago, I am not 100% sure why
probably bhg, we fucking told him

>>14921343
>engine started smoking a couple of days ago
>not sure why
What a huge gay fuck face.

>>14921387
So they can make cars small without sacrificing space in the cabin, they need to make them north/south so we can have sleepers and smash shitty LS based commodores off the line.

>>14921391
It probably bought itself a pack of cigarettes because it had to deal with Jimmy desu

>>14921389
yeah that particular spec does i just picked it cause it was the lowest i could find of that model

cool??

http://www.gumtree.com.au/s-ad/scarborough/cars-vans-utes/2000-hyundai-excel-twin-cam-5-speed-manual-low-ks/1107529106

>>14921385
lmao!
You're doing god's work.

>>14921396
>4 door

2 doors or no excel.

>>14921395
fairo
>>14921397
you can do it too

>>14921396
Yeah, that's the shit.
>>14921394
>It probably bought itself a pack of cigarettes because it had to deal with Jimmy desu
top lel

>>14921394
>So they can make cars small without sacrificing space in the cabin
I know that but just image how much money they would make with small, cheap RWD cars to compete with things like the BMW 1 series and other hot hatches

>>14921364
I'd hatefuck bindi irwin so hard, that bitch is annoying as fuck but damn is she good looking

>>14921408
>I'd hatefuck bindi irwin so hard
seconded

>>14921406
It'll never happen. You might as well swap a sr20det into an old datto and make it a sleeper.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QuC9E3H6FH8

>>14921396
come on mate, why get anything else when this beaut is on the market
http://www.carsales.com.au/private/details/Hyundai-Excel-2000/SSE-AD-3576880/?Cr=0

>>14921343
>engine started smoking
>pls no calls
Fucking jimmy

>>14921408
God yes.

>>14921203
I'd go to town like a clown on it

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>>14921418
HAHAHA

>>14921426
Lmao, looks like the white knight janitor's in here being a full faggot.

>>14921418
>$20k of mods on an excel

I think this guy takes the crown, That's even worse than falcunt.

>smokey engine
sounds like valve stem seals, my liberty chugs through oil and only one set of the cylinders valves is fucked

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>>14921437
Not when the car's still functioning, and has actually had something in the way of a performance enhancement.

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>>14921437
>he didn't even rwd convert it

>>14921311
Palmolive Gold is where it's at my nigga.

>>14921448
Really wtf? Did he spend 20k on it and it still ran like shit? hahahaha

I seen an excel turbo for $1300 the other week, i wish I bought it.

>tfw excel prices will skyrocket now because of this thread

fuck ME literally

>>14921316
>smells like a fat bloke's asshole
How long have you been sniffing falcunts asshole for? Does he know this or do you just quickly run up behind and have a good snark.

>>14921456
Feeling sorry for the poor soul who bought it lmao

>>14921456
was this you? >>14921385

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>>14921465
I'm just laughing at the thought of all the harassment in the last 15 minutes that twat must've received to the point where he removes it.

Either that or $500/KFC anon scored a 9 piece discount.

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>>14921472
>I do have other paintings avalable as well, all have to be sold before I leave!

hey hey
turns out women can't really make up their mind
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qukk6L3jeow

>>14921489
fuck off falcunt

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>>14921489
>inb4 janitor'd

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>>14921494
>implying fatty boombah can into grammar
>implying you're not fatty boombah
nice try fatso.

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>>14921489
surprise

>>14921497
I posted porn 4 and a half hours ago on this board and its still up. Mods are asleep.

>>14921471
probably, i know there was more than one person sending kfc as offers :^)
>>14921473
>Either that or $500/KFC anon scored a 9 piece discount.
fucking lol

>Filled spray bottle full of metho
>Using it as a flame thrower
Who else >bored here

>>14921541
Dont lie ya coon. Your spraying into your mouth to drink.

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>>14921541
Try degreaser. best aerosol flamethrower I've come across.

>>14921541
Me, I just wasted my day off work looking at shit cars on gumtree while watching anime. Couldn't think of anything fun today

>>14921547
Fark. Got a giant bottle of it, plus its citrus scented for some dank smelling fireballs.

Brake cleaner is also great. Got some with acetone in it and it just burns for days

its not sale of the century, but i like it

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cWaNzBoGEyA

Anyone got an engine hoist? Just need to borrow one for 20 minutes to get the engine out of the liberty

>>14921546
If I could get my hands on some drinkable ethanol I would. ~100% alcohol cuts all the crap with drinking and brings you straight to shitfaced

>>14921546
He isn't abo, no abo would waste metho like that

>>14921507
Link us to that sweet sweet goodness
>>14921557
Top zozzle

>>14921574
>>14920670

>>14921553
i want to take the F6 off the road now

>>14921590
offroad you say?

http://www.gumtree.com.au/s-ad/australia/cars-vans-utes/holden-overlander-panel-van/1100878710

>>14921592
top lel

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>>14921592
>$32k
>for a mongrelnese bitsa shop and shut bucket of shit
If it was a genuine overlander conversion, it might be worth something along with the 4x4 XY utes.

>>14917480
>Checking out prices for these after hooning it all week
>Hard as fuck to find on gumtree
Fuck me. Full 4x4 in a 900kg ute is so good. May have to buy up the one I was driving and just keep it running

>>14921606
how to spot difference cunt

>>14921629
http://www.gumtree.com.au/s-ad/fishing-point/cars-vans-utes/1997-suzuki-stockman-ute/1111197253
This is about it and its overpriced for something I will trash

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>>14921606
>war hasn't been the same since they let the homos into the army

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>>14921633
by not being fucked in the head

>>14921649
fuck you cunt
explain it for real or shut the fuck up

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>>14921654
Nah m8, you're fucked.

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>tfw no comfy old dodge ram :(

>>14921606
This.
>>14921654
Literally Google Holden Overlander you drongo.

>>14921629
>>14921645
Look up Holden drover. Same car just rebranded

>>14921547
Holy shit man. 2m+ flames

What good hatches can be be found for under 10k? It's a daily so I'm mostly looking for fuel efficiency and low maintenance costs.

excuse me

excuse me

ner ner ner ner ner

ner ner ner ner ner

nerrr nu nerrr nuh

>>14921871
read the fucking guide cunt

>>14921808
Long straight pencil 2m+ flames.
Kinda like the sniper of aerosols :P

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Friend got pic for $350

>>14917283
Nohorse is a meme now

is Freaks and Geeks worth watching? I'm watching the first episode atm.

>tfw no work for the next week

I need tv shows to watch, Suggestions pls

>>14924805
Speed With Guy Martin
How Britain Worked
TT3D: Closer to the Edge
Motorway Patrol (the kiwi one)
RockWiz
Early Mythbusters before they sold out and went shit
Grand Designs (bespoke, integrity and bi-fold doors)

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why do you faggots put euro plates on your non euro cars?

>>14924919
>Omega V8
>Euro plates
>Chev Badge
>Dirty
>Ugly colour
>Shit rims

Why do people even bother modifying cars if they do it all wrong?

>>14924919
>>14925004
Fuck me,Yesterday I saw a VY statesman with a Chevy badge above the Holden one

How do you buy a car from a private owner? What shoild you look for and what should you do? Also, would buying interstate complicate the process? What do I have to do then?

>>14925147

prep the bull

did i miss some jimmy shit?

>>14925396
His car, that people told him not to buy because it will blow up, blew up. I'm guessing a blown head gasket.

>>14925456
how do we know its gone bad just from his ad?

>>14925465
He said it started smoking and it's a Subaru

what happens if you bully someone online anonymously and they kill themselves?

Is this an okay deal, considering it's from a dealer?
http://www.gumtree.com.au/s-ad/alexandria/motorcycles/2006-hyosung-gt250-lam-s/1105405169

what's a good price for a decent set of seats, front and rear set with only one or two ciggie burns

>>14925465
>>14925484
He got the Subaru with the engine that blows head gaskets, probably would have been fine if he got one with the 2.2 litre engine instead of the 2.5liter

>>14921599
does your number plate end with 527.
coulda sworn it was your car

>>14920593
My mechanic owns one, went for a ride along with him the other day. Pretty fuckin' hektic

>>14925547
fuck off jimmy we know you're not going to kill yourself

tfw Jimmy declined my offer of 20 dollars and a kfc burger box for the abstract painting

>>14926588
ahahahah
screenshots?

>removing hardwired headunit from shitbox
>forgot to disconnect battery
>cut into the wires
>sparks
>sparks everywheren

who else is /givenup/

why the fuck don't cunts turn on lights when its pissing down.
also why do assholes think "filling" a round-a-bout is normal, cose 3 dicks sit in it, now i cant go thru to my turn which is available

>>14927298
The fuckwits can't drive. They think if they stop at a roundabout they'll get stuck and no one will let them out.

So you see them take the American approach - just gun it through the roundabout always. Hey if an "accident" happens there's insurance right?

>>14925076
>>14925004
Wait till you hear this one..

Watching police show i think it was RBT.
Cops had green VE SS.
THEY HAD A BLUE CHEVY BADGE ONTOP OF THE COMMODORE BADGE NOT EVEN REPLACED HOLDEN BADGE

>wash car because its supposed to be sunny all week
>doesnt look any cleaner
>realise i cant even wash a car properly
Is this the point where I off myself?

>forgot I had work tonight
>get a call asking where I am
>can't be fucked showing so just tell them I quit
Fuck I love casual work

>>14927666
too bad you don't have casual work anymore ay

bunch of nohorse faggots up in here

>listen to soap shills in this thread
>now have nasty rash on my dick and balls
Fuck you guys

>>14927839
use imperial leather bar soap ya poof
and stop being a soft cunt

>>14927839
don't listen to this fag
>>14927876


You want palmolive gold m8

>>14927736
>horse
>not having a roo to ride to work and get shredded with
mate

>>14925147
>enquire about car
>organise time to view car, ask basic questions (i.e. not does it rip mad skids brah) like "can I take it to get inspected by a mechanic"
>view car, take it for a test drive
>observe car for any irregularities (smells, vibrations, weird sounds etc
>test car at low and high speed if possible
>test if engine pulls cleanly when you put your foot down (no jerking/misfiring etc, no smoke out the back)
>test brakes with semi-hard stop for any issues (shuddering/weird pedal feel etc)
>take to mechanic for proper inspection, raise any issues you've found with the car with them for further inspection
>discuss with the owner and the mechanic any issues found and the cost to rectify them
>negotiate price with owner
>transfer moneys/sign rego papers
>????
>congrats you've bought a fucking car

Service history service history service history. Inspect the car in person during the day as well.

>>14925595
>Hyosung

NOPENOPENOPENOPENOPE

If you're going to buy a Hyo, buy a brand new one because at least then you'll have some sort of warranty or f/when it fucks up.

Alternatively, don't buy a Hyosung at all. They're heavy Korean garbage. You can get a decent used Jap bikes for around the same price as a new/near new Hyo and they'll be pretty much trouble free ownership.

>>14927909
*for if/when it fucks up105

Also, do a couple tight u-turns with the car you're thinking of buying to test the CV joints, forgot to add.

>>14927876
>>14927885
pfft
Get Dove. Not the fuckin 9-pack you get from Coles made in Indonesia. Get the 2-pack from Chemist Warehouse that's made in Germany. Damn that shit lathers up good

>>14927876
>>14927885
>>14927927
County life for life. Cheap and made in country Australia so it supports the farmers.

>>14927839
ignore these 4 idiots m8
>>14927876
>>14927885
>>14927927
>>14927932

You need Gamophen medicated soap to get rid of that nasty rash, plus it helps fuck those bacteria that smell right off.

>>14927909
>Hyosung
people talking 'bout things they've never owned again

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all i need now is a big shag-style doona and cover.

>commence shaggin

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>tfw no boomermobile falcon gt coupe

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>>14928056
>tfw no boomermobile in general
feels bad, id be happy with this 173 HQ belmont wagon

>>14928056
>>14928066
HQs aren't that appealing desu, on the other hand XB coupe is mighty fine.

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>>14928130
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>>14928130
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>>14928130

Naturalised health

>>14915015
where can i get new bulbs for my car?
closest supercheat is brookvale and closests RipEveryPoorCuntOff is chatswood west.
cbf driving that far for bulbs. Can i go to a Kmart tyre and auto to get them? last time i tried they refused to sell me bulbs, the cunt even goes:
>its a peugeot so youll have to book it in because it will take hours
fucking useless cunts dont have a clue m8eeez