What's the most Prince car?

Lancia Beta.

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>>14900313
This bus I saw

>>14900313
Miata
Is
Always
The
Answer

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A red Corvette

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sEHCNMuX-64

>>14900343
he was flamboyant, not gay

>>14900367
How did he get AIDs then?

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>>14900371
Kek. This.

He was gay. It's obvious. Or he fucked both ways.

He was crazy religious LIKE ALL PRIVATE GAY PEOPLE. Religious people seek religion to fix their faults such as homosexuality, pedophilia, narcotic and alcohol abuse, physical abuse, criminal tendency, and ultimately to find forgiveness from God for buying a Ford.

>>14900391
Pretty much this friendo.

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>>14900313
But inside, a Little Red Coffin

>>14900479
HA

>>14900313
Ferraris and Lambos from the 80's on down. The interiors are so small you gotta be a little dude to comfortably drive them.

>>14900371
Blacks are the second-largest groups of AIDS carriers in America and most likely the #1 carrier of the disease globally.

>>14900313
300c

>>14900391
He was more than likely Bi, it's confirmed he fucked Carmen Electra when she was part of his production

>>14900358
/thread

>>14901157
Lol. His hilarious little 5 foot body humping away.

>>14901304
She isn't that tall either m8, it would have been eye to eye in the missionary position as God intended

>>14901317
>Manlet justifies his height by implying prince humping a woman while he has heels on is somehow not hilarious

>>14901039
So, he got it from being black?

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This is what Prince would drive if he was Australian.

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My wife's Mini has a Prince engine.

It was unreliable, high maintenance, and died an early death as well.

>>14900397
>>14900479
The only correct answers.

>>14901375
>he thinks he's better than the rich and talented prince because he's taller
wow pathetic

>>14900371
since when did he have aids?

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Too soon?

>>14901644
Yes.

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>>14900313

>>14903516
Nigga died from the flu at the age of 57 that practically screams AIDS

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>>14900313
always sort of liked Prince. Now hes goen and i like it again even more to revisit.

Never liked Michael Jackson and use to make fun of his music. But after he died I actually listened to some of it and like it alot.
the bittersweet nostalgia

All of our fallen heroes,....

>>14904178
He did three encores a week ago and drove himself to Walgreens a few hours before he died. That's not how people die of AIDS. It was epilepsy. Epilepsy that was inadequately controlled because of his Jehova's Witness faith.

>>14904204
So basically you're one of those douchebags that only likes an artist after they're dead?

Lmao and I'm sure you did the same with David Bowie. Just kill yourself dude

>>14900358
you do know the "red corvette" in this song means vagina

>>14904220
>you're one of those douchebags that only likes an artist after they're dead?
no. and that is not what i fucking said, douchebag.

try to have some reading comprehension

>>14903486
Never said that you ass blasted manlet.b just making fun of his height and how hilarious a dwarf man in heels fucking whores is funny.

Kek

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>>14904208
>>14904178
>>14900371
My bet is that he died of complications related to the fact that he had both his hips replaced recently, probably combined with flu or similar.

Jehovah's Witnesses aren't barred from taking HIV meds or Epilepsy meds, but they are barred from accepting a blood transfusion, which makes all surgery risky for them. He was not a robust man in any sense of the word, and if his blood counts got really low because of a surgery bleed, it would make him slow to recover, slow to heal, vulnerable to illness, and all around weak. Combine that with the flu or another ailment, and you've got a recipe for a man to be in grave health danger, especially if he's a dude who sleeps less than 3 hours a night and refuses to stop working.

While it's possible, he was bi (it's certainly common enough amongst androgynous 80s pop stars), he was a certified pussy hound. He's fucked more women than any 10 of us are likely to.

I'm sad at his passing because he's an artist that was at the height of his popularity before I gave a fuck about music, and I really only began to appreciate his work in the last 3 or 4 years, and I've never seen him live.

Dude was undeniably skilled as fuck.
>>14904321
He wrote the song after waking up parked across a friend's driveway in her red Edsel.

But Edsels aren't as sexy as Corvettes, even if they make better places to sleep.

Obviously the Corvette can be taken as allegory for pussy in a couple of verses, but that's not the whole meaning or the whole story.

>>14906106
I didn't know he actually had the hip replacements I thought he wasn't going to.

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>>14900313
prince skyline

>>14904321
well he can't drive around in a vagina you fucking faggot

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>>14900313
A very tastefully modded purple Miata because fuck YOUR insecurities

>>14901644

Exactly.