[ D a i l y A u s f a g T h r e a d ] >volvos and titties

>>14889763
>tfw still waiting on my rear shockies to ship in from nipland
>tfw still no hooning on the twisties near my house, or driving quickly in general
This is torture

>>14889778
if they haven't briken through to the cabin then you're ok to hoon

>>14889918
Nah, I'm being safe. I don't like the way my car feels floaty and steers weird. It's gunna do something unpredictable if I go crazy

Finally did the shit fellas
Gut didn't explode
Feels good lads, can use the bike again

>>14889933
just keep it slow, i.e. roundabouts and carparks

>>14889953
How big was it?

>>14889763
> go to supercheap to get clutch allignment tool
> chick says to me and my m8 that we wont be able to use a breaker bar and will nee air tools to get wheel hub bearing off
> 1 broken breaker bar head and a 90 degree bend in a 2m galvanised steel pipe later both front wheel hub bearings are off
Still wish I had air tools lol

>>14890279
>fwd
lel

what are the torque specs on those things? haven't done the job before so I can't imagine having that much trouble

>>14890343
Not sure but compression over time from wheels is tight

>>14889742
Artarmon, lane cove

>>14890279
I just use a 2m bit of fence pipe

Start dnp cose winter is coming.
Winter stops, OH GOD the sweats

>>14891788
>dnp
Madman.

>>14891788
Which supplier did you go with? Would you recommend him? How much are you taking?

>>14891955
Was 600 a day, but after not sleeping for 3 days I took it to 400 a day, 200 in morn and 200 at night.
I often need to mix with clen so I can breath properly.

Lol I have seen it for sale on ebay

>>14891788
>DNP

Don't overdose on that otherwise enjoy being burned alive mate, DNP is poison. Clen is better but still shit, All pill based steroids are terrible. Injectable steroids are safer than DNP, Clen, Var etc.

>>14892199
Cold water bath will keep you alive
Even tren won't have you burn weight the way dnp or clen does

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Got the left indicator working. Stripped the wire and re-terminated it into the connector with a pair of pliers and a bottle opener. Tr00 Aussie electrical work.

Front brakes and brake light switch are working now too.

Rear brakes still aren't working and there's a problem with the switch but I think I've isolated where the problem is. Hoping to check it out today or tomorrow.

>>14891788
>DNP
Can't really condone either but if you're trying to lose weight take Modafinil or Duromine (Phentermine) instead. DNP is really fucking dangerous man.

>>14892233
Yeah but tren is easier for me.

I'm on 200mg tren a week and 1.2g of deca every 4 days.

>>14892189
man, steroids sound fucked

I'd honestly prefer to stay skellymode

>>14892248
It's actually not though, A person on steroids with a good diet would be healthier than the average bogan that eats mcdonalds 5 times a week.

>>14892247
Why tren and deca, you know they act on the same receptors right, so it loses most of its effectiveness.
>>14892241
You mean prescription speed, no thanks. I can't stop talking when I'm on it.

>>14892382
>You mean prescription speed, no thanks. I can't stop talking when I'm on it.
Yep, that's Phentermine. It's still a lot safer than DNP.

Modafinil is a non-amphetamine stimulant (it's a eugeroic) that suppresses appetite as a side effect. It's pretty much harmless physically.

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d3-z4djNsFM

Why is it that no one in the world knows how to eat Vegemite?

Degenerate hour eh
Anyone have experience with the golf vr6? Cheap one near me and I've heard things about them.

>>14892499
>Anyone have experience with the golf vr6? Cheap one near me and I've heard things about them.
Not the VR6 directly but a friend of mine had an R32 Golf with the DSG. Same engine aren't they? That thing was great.

>>14892499
>Performance enhancing drugs
>degenerates

Pick one

>>14892600
If you ain't natty you ain't shit family, how's that shrunken ballbag going?

>>14892468
>watching literally buzzfeed tier clickbait
Anon, you're better than this

>>14892382
Deca to get big and tren for slow cutting.

>>14892684
Dbol to get big, tren for lean muscle not really cutting.
>>14892652
Great haven't sat on them in ages, the constant erection is nice too.
Don't pretend that all your fav athletes aren't on them or have been on them

>>14892747
Yeah no doubt there all on it

>>14892468
I don;'t usually bother with crap like this, you just know they're going spread the vegemite like cake frosting

>>14892747
>Dbol

Lol, Everytime I hear dbol I think of Dana Linn Bailey. That bitch is massive

im gonna buy a 2005 lancer vr-x 150000~ k's, free wide tyres and new rims and evo spoiler, guy was a mechanic for $5000~
sounds good, some stuff needs done but nothing i cant do, yeah or nah? do these cars have a good repuitaion?

>>14893005
>buying a pre-riced Lancer off a mechanic

Yeah nah heaps hektik brah.

If putting an auto into drive makes it move forwards slowly
Does putting it in reverse make it move backwards slowly?

The neighbour and I are going to lift out the Legacy's engine tomorrow, got the piece of wood the trans will be supported on wile we pull the engine forwards and up

>>14893005
they seem good, but I know very little about Mitsubishi, the magna based vrx can be fast with only being N/A

>>14893222
yes

>>14892844
they did

>>14890960
I go to PQ automotive in Chatswood, theyre good. very trustworthy people.

>>14892499
don't even consider touching an auto, they're glass
get one that has no evidence of stanceshit, google all number plates to check history, maybe search on vwwatercooled
make sure service is regular and intervals haven't been skipped (like timing chain)

it's a great car, handling is great and roadholding is pretty neutral, not hard to make it oversteer without handbrake, for this reason get one with fully stock suspension
once beat a 308gtb from the lights in mine, no idea how, I guess it could've been a kit because he was gunning it and looked ready to die when I was pulling past

>>14893005
The CH series Lancer is more of a tank than a 90's Corolla. It'll outlive you, cunt.

>>14893223
>tfw no supercharged 6G75-swapped AWD Magna

>>14893649
>tfw no supercharged 6G75-swapped AWD Magna VR-X wagon

It's like an Aussie Legnum VR-4, but without the complicated twin tarbo system.

>>14891788
>>14892247
>>14892382
We /fraud/ now?
>tfw using leftover DNP on cheat meals
Anavar or winstrol is good for joints, right? I'm thinking of doing an oral cycle to help recover from a dislocated shoulder. No point asking /fraud/ because masT will just start shit talking about going the full monte and doing test.

>>14893715
A legnum is a wagon galant yes?

>tfw buying new tyres next week
Well spent though for that sweet grip. Anyone able to recommend some decent brands to look out for? I'm thinking either

>bridgestone
>yokohama
>pirelli

>>14893907
Correct.

>>14893918
Michelin is another good brand.

god, 3 times today.

i'm in danger of chafe any minute

>>14893931
OK I've got it down to Bridgestone or Yokohama. They're both priced exactly the same at the place I'm going. What do?

>>14893715
>VR-X
Mitsu trim levels trigger me like no tomorrow. VR-X for the CE and CH series, VRX for the CJ series. MR is supposed to be top spec (see; Evo X MR, GTO MR) but that was also slapped on the CE series coupe. GSR was the highest on the CC series under the Evo III and IV before disappearing till the CJ series.

Now ???. Evo and Ralliart dead, 2.4l was VRX and then GSR.

>>14893907
Yeah. We can import both anyway but it'd probably cost less to insure a supercharged Magna.

>>14893902
dont take anything till its healed.

or go here and get some gh, thats it

still haven't decided if i want to import a 2010-13 Subaru from Japan. I really want to but ill be going to Canada for the snow season over xmas

>>14893946
Google the particular tyre model(s) for reviews and information pertaining to their performance/tread life etc and work out which one will be better for your application.

>>14893958
fuck

http://www.premiumpeptides.com/

>>14893939
you're probably still below daily average for the board

>>14893967
but i worked today aswell

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>>14893939

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Why are people so upset over a couple of fucking dogs?

>>14893902
Some of us were always /fraud/, Just never discussed it here. Winny is shit for joints pretty sure, Var is great for a girl physique competitor or twinkmode guy, about it. Oral cycles fuck up your liver and other shit theres no point doing them, Pin some test or deca or something if you want gains

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>>14894025
Barnaby Joyce made a cock of himself over the whole thing. Since he's a National the lefties are all jumping on it.

>>14894025
what happened with johnny depp exactly?

>>14894042
Only pieces of shit care what happen in celebrities lives

>>14894042
pretty sure it was months ago but some cunt brought a dog into aus and got deported i think
>>14894047
this

>>14894042
He or his gf brought their dogs into the country without declaring them or putting them through customs.

Barnaby Joyce got all kinds of mad and basically told them to fuck off back to wherever they came from.

>>14894050
Yeah, the dogs came in on the private jet instead of through quarantine. Whoever let them in at the airport goofed.

Joyce went on about either pupper gtfos back to the States or they get put down. Standard procedure, but celebs. In retrospect he should've just told them to gtfo with the dogs instead of making a big fuss about foreign diseases, but he probably wanted his five minutes of fame too.

anyone got a list of anon and tripfag cars?

want to see what the experts here own

>>14894025
>thinking it's about the dogs like some melbournite leftist

Some foreign cunts broke our laws and had to face court over it.

>>14894081
It's a serious issue though. If they had some foreign diseases or foreign pests attached to them, it could have caused all types of shit. The minister did his job in telling them to take their shitty prada bag dogs back to their country.

>>14894092
And got a slap on the wrist for it. The whole thing was a farce, but you've got them worried about how Australia looks to the rest of the world too. We're not a shithole like Indonesia that gets off on executing foreigners.

>>14894093
He wasn't wrong in telling them to fuck off, he just did it poorly.

>>14894115
No, now the rest of the world knows not to fuck with the australian immigration motherfuckers.

This is a good thing, because those scary pricks make goebbels look sane and reasonable in comparison.

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>>14894128
They already know that, though. Tone personally tows the boats back.

I reckon it got the job done but Joyce is going to be dogged by the comments about putting the furry accessories down and the video for the rest of his career.

>>14893222
It's no different than slipping the clutch in a manual, an auto is basically always slipping so you just release the brake

>drove into victoria
>didn't lose my license
Wew lad. I'm beating the system

>>14894171
>live in victoria
>dodge the law every day

>>14894174
It's scary mate. Only a few k's in the state luckily

>>14894218
I live just out of melbourne, I'm a hardened criminal

Who /spr/ here?

I know you're here Nathan you bloody memer.

>>14894224
fellow melbfag reporting in

I did 55 in a 50 zone today

>>14894232
I post photos on /f1/ sometimes

>>14894259
Jesus Christ

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>9pm on saturday night
>driving to friends place
>warning message on dash: CHECK LEFT LOW BEAM
>"thats weird, it looks like its on"
>get out and check
>just the parker light but its surprisingly bright
>better replace it, dont want to get pulled over
>open boot to spare supplies
>open box of spare bulbs and fuses
>no headlight bulb
>"well maybe just the fuse"
>multiple different fuses except the one i need
>super cheap is closed
>figure i'll go to a fuel station down the road, they'll have car shit right?
>go inside
>it's all just chips and shitty snack food
why the fuck should a service station have car related things right? no we need just snack food!

>>14894274
Because the majority of people don't service their cars

>>14894274
they'd make more profit from stoners and junkies buying snacks at 3am than people buying fuses and bulbs

>>14894087
I'd post mine but the last time I did that people chucked the shits dunno why

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My daily ride

>>14894224
how many genuine and completely legal businesses do you own on lygon street?

>>14894087
BDLC: RIP BMW E30
Jimmy: Astra Convertible #1, Subaru Liberty wagon (CV JOINTS INTENSIFY)
Fat: Holden Commodore
MX5: MX5, BMW 635

>>14894328
post it cunt, too quiet here anyway

>>14894331
ok

>>14894336
Falcondouche has that Falcon panno (XD? XE?) as well as an XR ute, GPZ900R and a couple ZZR1200's.

>>14894336
i think germangoy has a xr6 of some sorts

but other than that, it sounds like every one has shit cars

>>14894398
MX5 bought two /o/ approved cars though. The rest are bogan chariot shite.

>>14894402
mx5 is meme tier, and bogan chariots are because they are cheap

i think anon has a valiant but i can't remember the rest

>>14894331
Nice 400cc fag

>>14894484
650 homo

>>14893649
>>14893715
I know someone that built up their naturally aspirated TW vrx magna, and it's fast, think they did a full exhaust, cams and other things.

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Check out this spooky Aztec temple I found.

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>>14894331
The fuck happened to the tail?

>>14894336
So Jimmy go a Liberty wagon? Probably got the 2.5L one, and he'd blow a head gasket at the next meet

>>14894547
>next meet
>implying he will ever show up to another
Zoz

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>>14894331
>>14894540
I still need a tail-tidy. I've been buying parts for the CBR instead.

>>14894398
>but other than that, it sounds like every one has shit cars
There's the guy in melb with the really nicely done up Valiants
Fella in ACT with a nice original Mini + his dad's got a Stratos
Guy with an R33GTR
Other fella with a red GTO MR
Think there's someone with an S15 as well

>>14894567
There was a guy in Tassie with a Mini woody, but he hasn't posted in a long time.

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>>14894540
Chop Chop custom

>>14894402
Hay, the only cheap shit I got was the gpz900.
The rest where what I wanted and cheap they weren't. Also i've had the ute for like 4-5 years now

>>14894517
>aztec, nippon and abo all in one picture
10/10

>>14894567
Do you mean aussie muscle? he has a couple hot valiant's.
And had/has a TV(youtube) show in the works

>>14894585
Ah thats him, yeah have we heard much on the vids?

>>14892468
there's a way to eat vegemite?

>>14894517
Hinze is a nice drive.

>>14894610
Is nice if you use it sparingly.

If you spread it on like peanut butter or jam you're in for a bad time.

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If you live around the Northern Suburbs in Melb look after yourselves, blokes. Cunts are fucked aye
facebook dot com slashThomastown3074/videos/10153646501511317/

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>>14894747
Stole a bike from Bundoora RMIT in daylight no fucks given

>>14894573
He is still alive, Mini just got registered. I have him on facebook.

Other dudes:
>I drive a VL commodore (actually has a VR wagon)
>EXAfag
>Volvo dude, ex-jaaaag owner

>>14894747
Lol thomastown, on par with broady

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>>14894331

My bike I should probably ride more often.

>>14894747
Brazen as fuck.
Good to see the security guards are doing their job.

>>14894803
To be fair not much they can do, they're not allowed to carry weapon and that cunt had a hammer and a screwdriver, unless he wanted to lose him job not anything he could have done
Surely some other cunt could have grabbed a rock and pelted the dog though

>>14894822
Hitting him with a rock would just get yourself locked up, it's illegal to protect property

>>14894835
What has this country become

>>14894841
If a man broke into your house with a gun and attempted to kill your family and you killed him in self defence, you'd probably go to prison for murder

>>14894857
shut the fuck up you dumb cunt

>>14894874
Give my bike back

>>14894822
True. But it's not very reassuring when those responsible for keeping an area safe and secure can only stand back and watch because the thief is armed. At least give them capsicum spray or a rubber dildo or something that isn't going to cause GBH.

>>14894857
What ever happened to that guy who was charged with the murder of his intruder?

>>14894889
A dildo is deadly in the right hands

>>14894889
he's still on the murder charge, by the way.

and get this.

the abo that broke into his little girl's room is A CONVICTED SEX OFFENDER FOR RAPING A TEEN GIRL.

That's right, this dad saved his lil girl from a potential raping and he's still on the charges. It should have been dropped.

Fuck this cuntry

>>14890343
Clutch is a big fucking job.
desu everything after getting drivetrains out is downhill.

if someone else is high, are they like out of it like when you get drunk?

as in, do they forget what happened when they were high? like if i were to tell them something when they were blazed, when they "sober" up, will they have a decent recollection of the thing I said?

are they also more susceptible to me telling them to do stuff if I ask them to or nah?

>>14894937
Weed I'm guessing?, it's pretty much just feeling tired so no

>>14894937
When I'm high I can't always remember specific details but it isn't like being blackout drunk at all.

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australia is gay

>>14894972
ur gay

>>14894972
Fuck off cunt

One of my first driving memories was driving through the hills of King Lake, in a Valiant, listening to Prince's ''purple rain''.

RIP Sweet Prince :(

another AIDSPIG dead

nice

>>14895834
>didn't say "goodnight sweet prince"
come on mate

>>14889763
That macro really needs to go with a pic of Pauline Hanson.

She tried to warn you cunts about the moslem scum.

>>14896630
>moslem

are you trying to say Muslim?

>>14895834
dude i love that guy, my favourite quote from him was "the bitch was so fine, id suck her daddys dick"

RIP Marvin Gaye

>>14896861
No. It is moslem. They are filth.

Only moslem enablers wish to spell it the new inoffensive way.

Muslim
Muslim
Muslim
Muslim

>>14898071
4 you
http://historynewsnetwork.org/article/524

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Rape my new wheels /dat/

>>14898140
1 0 / 1 0
0
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1
0

>>14898140
Fully sick uleh/10

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>>14898140
Needs a Sponsored by Centrelink sticker on it/10

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>>14898140
>call the police!

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>tfw no 425hp i6 with variable geometry turbo
Being poor is suffering

>>14899098
>variable geometry turbo
wat

>>14899593
http://lmgtfy.com/?q=variable+geometry+turbo

>>14899593
If you have to ask you can't afford it

>>14899098
tfw 410HP with VGT but it has a shitty EGR

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Gonna pull this shit in the next hour, hoping it's just the drive plate or torque converter. I'll post after it's out or later tonight when I get of work

What are chances and risks of trawling wreckers for a turbo?, if you shove it down your pants you save money to recondition it

>>14899098
>tfw no Scania 730hp 16 litre turbo V8

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6Fgvu63c6E4

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>>14899832
>tfw no wartsila 108,920hp 25,480 litre turbo straight-14

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>>14899593
See pic. Nearly no lag/boost threshold

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>>14899913

>,608,310 lbf·ft of torque @ 102 rpm

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>tfw no 190 million horsepower rocket engine

>>14900000
nice quints

>>14900000
Will this fit on my commie?

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>>14900009
yes

>>14900066
>that filename

top hue

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>>14894972

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>>14894547
jimmy was at a meet today
pic related, its jimmy

>>14900137
gb2 facebook

>>14900184
Fuck I want to play this now

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All the electrics are working. Put the rear brake switch back together and dialed it in today. Brake lights come on perfectly now (rear brake was getting stuck before and front did nothing).

Front brakes have pressure and seem to be working, although I'm yet to actually ride it and test. Rear brake isn't working yet. It's dragging or stuck on. Need to read through that part of the manual and figure out an approach. I figure taking the plunger apart and seeing if it stops dragging would be a good start though.

Mounting the indicators tomorrow.

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>>14900252
I LIVE, I DIE, I LIVE AGAIN

>>14900293
Both the CBR and I are really hard to kill apparently.

>>14900252
>taking the plunger apart
or just bleed the brakes and press in the piston?
if it's seized it wont go in.

>>14900299
That Honda reliability seems to have rubbed off onto you it seems.

>>14899832
>a merrican 625HP pulls better

Euro HP is a joke

>>14900300
That's sort of the last thing I want to try.

Taking the caliper off is a pain in the ass on a CBR250RR, putting it back on is even more annoying.

>>14900312
Synergised with the machine.

>>14899951
>Nearly no lag/boost threshold
Cool meme bro. They still lag.

>>14900360
you still lag, faggot.

>>14900360
>nearly no lag
Covered myself fag. They are a meme on petrol engines still but diesels have it figured out

>>14899913
What in the name of fuck does that power ? The Sun ?

http://www.gumtree.com.au/s-ad/kudla/cars-vans-utes/nissan-exa-063-/1110755997

>stock GP Exa for $500
Needs some work but still, good price for a mostly stock GP. Would buy/10 if wasn't 2000kms away

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Are Alfas as bad as people say they are? I want one guys

>>14900431
Container ships.
>5,608,310 lbf·ft @ 102rpm
>pistons weigh 5.5 tons each
>uses 250 tons of fuel a day

If I remember the fuel for them is so thick you can walk on it when it's cool.

>>14899913
haha it's so big each cam void has a set of stairs

dead thread dead "community"

>>14899790
vicfag?

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>mfw its a friday night and i really want to be working on my car but have no space to do anything at my place and no real projects that need to be done

Friday night is boring as usual, Long weekend will be worse desu

>>14900442
don't.
at least get an old one since there's less shit to go wrong
spoke with a guy who had an alfa 33, I think that you have to drop the engine to get the intake mani off or something ridiculous

>>14900516
his was silver i think, iirc there's a sydneycunt with a white liberty

Do we like 'luuuuuudes? Cheap VTiR popped up near me, anyone owned one before?

>>14900583
they're alright, not a racecar but good economy and fairly reliable
looks good to normies too

>>14900409
What Strayan doesn't, do you even online game bro.

>>14900451
They run on anything. Its nearly crude oil.

>>14900426
>diesels have it figured out
Only on high displacement, car engines are still shit.

>>14900606
I don't.
nbn 50mbps+ and local servers means ~5 ping on something like csgo

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which one of you trueblue cunts was thos

>>14900477
You think this is bad, you should lurk the /dbt/ for a bit.

It's just shitposters crying nobike every time somebody posts something they don't like.

Nearly constant shit flinging and thread derailment.

>>14900009
maybe

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>>14900767
Fucking legend

>>14900767
In that thread at the moment. What an absolute train wreck it is

>>14900813
Did it just 404 like 1/2 a second after i got in there?

>>14900825
http://archive.4plebs.org/pol/thread/71715449/#q71716519
here you go, friend

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Ayy lmao

found out girl i like is a bit of a stoner and i've never touched the stuff

asked her to introduce it to me in the hopes we get high together

good call or nah?

>>14900859
Great call assuming you don't freak out. Weed makes people hornier as well

>tfw GT run is on tomorrow & don't own a GT

fml, I hate being young and having no money for cool cars.

>>14900859
doooo it
>>14900861
>stoner grill will never introduce you to grass
>she will never fuck you while she was doing it

>>14900861
freak out how? when I smoke it?

i'm more concerned that i'm going to be a weak cunt and cough the shit as i don't smoke at all

>>14900846
>People legitimately judging people for being full pedos
>They're on 4chan
The fuck did they expect?

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>want to fap
>but foreskin on the end of my dick is all dry

>>14900899
Moisturise, nigga

>>14900899
>not having lube

Poofter m8

>>14900877
Just don't be a weak cunt, coughing on your first time is funny anyway, she will get a laugh out of it

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>having a foreskin at all

>>14900912
>being a cutfag

>>14900919
fuck off and take your smelly dick with you

>>14900928
get cucked you kike

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>>14900912
>>14900928

>>14900852
d a n k
a
n
k

>>14900877
when you cough just turn it into an impromptu recital of sweet leaf by black sabbath
she'll love it
https://youtu.be/rYvn9LLDWb0

>>14900962
am i the only one here who didn't cough the first time?

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Holy moly this thing is sexy. I didn't even know it existed. How rare are they?

http://www.gumtree.com.au/s-ad/christie-downs/cars-vans-utes/1998-ford-fairlane-sedan/1109225621

>>14900972
gross

>>14900974
shut up casual

>>14900976
looks like a tumour

>>14900972
I wonder if you put a bunch of weight in the back if it would wheelie...

>>14900979
imagine it at summernats though

>>14900963
I didn't cough the first time but I occasionally cough halfway through the joint
doesn't help that I take monster drags and all my mates do the classic "mate do you even exhale"

>>14900972
>rare
that's the wheelchair ex-taxis?

>>14900972
I know this piece of shit car, the dent is insanely larger than what he's implying

>>14900436
I'm an hour and a half away from it, it seems too small to be comfy

>>14900516
>>14900581
Nah, SA guy with the liberty. Neighbour that was going to help got to my place about 40 minutes before I had work. Thought we could do it quickly, but the trans wouldn't go up for some reason. Going to just unbolt the mounts from the block and do it tomorrow.

>>14900972
Imagine if someone turned that into a burnout car for disabled bogans to have fun in.

>that lays down a skid
>as the smoke clears a clearly inebriated bogan in a wheelchair comes out of the back
>????
>profit

>>14900998
>I know this piece of shit car, the dent is insanely larger than what he's implying
I was wondering why he only shows one side of the car

>>14900972
Looks like the hearse of the future

>>14901041
well all aus are deathtraps anyway so

>>14901005
I keked

>>14900972
it'd be a good sleeper
>swap in motor from a f6 or build up e series engine
>make massive hp because it looks like a boat

>>14900904
Buy some coconut oil
You can use it for cooking or use it to fap
Healthy and smells gud on ur dick

shitbox is kill. won't be able to fix it or sell it. have to wreck it. should I take of the wheels and take out the sound system and try to sell them before wrecking it? or will it need wheels to get taken?

>>14901113
It's ideal but no.

>>14900904
>2016
>using lube

>>14901113
Also sell sound system and leave wheels on there, What car is it?

>>14901120
>2016
>Using no lube when fapping

Enjoy that dry dick faggot, Fapping with lube is 100x better and makes me cum within 20 seconds if i try

>>14901113
buy a cheap set of stockies and put them on car to sell good wheels separately. keep radio if you want, no one buys second hand car stereo's.

be prepared to sit on your shitbox, its going to take a while to part most of it out for your money back so make some space

>>14901113
I though this too, my driveway is gravel so I'm wondering if they will drag the body up after I've stripped it

if they take cars without wheels I'll take everything off it

>>14900889
>tfw loli is considered CP here
>currently on neighbours wifi and afraid he'll report me if i open some loli porn
help, need my loli to stay sane

>>14901135
They'll take cars without wheels.
Depending who you call, some have cranes, otherwise they'll just drag it up if they have a tilt tray.

If you have room, strip it, store the parts, then roll it to the road and take the wheels off. Last car I sent to scrap we left the wheels on, then took them off on the tray because the guy had a crappy old truck with ramps and a winch (but he paid the most).

Alternatively lay down 'rails' of wood (old fence works) for them to drag it on

>>14901174
Sweet I'll get a buyer first to suss out a crane, ideally I want to remove the whole subframe

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Hey fellas, moving up from my L's to my P1, what's a good helmet headset?

Not fussed about splurging, just want some tunes.

>>14901200
BTW they won't pay you anything for just the empty shell, since it just goes straight into the crush pile and it's only value is scrap/ton which I think is less than $50 right now, as opposed to a whole car they can sell parts off. Most big wreckers will do free shell pick-ups. The cost of scrap vs the cost of transporting it doesn't leave much room for profit.

>>14901244
Hmm I was hoping to get something for it, I'm going to try flog it all myself so as long as they take it I don't really care.

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>>14901222
nice pepe

>>14901259
If you sell it as a whole car you'll only get a hundred - two hundred bucks for your average 20 year old shitbox. Best money is to part it out yourself. Using the mindset that the wreckers come in and take the mess away at the end.

>>14901269
Yeah I can make a lot more back selling it myself, I'll make fuck all but more than selling as is

Going to try flog the engine and trans off for 200-300, and the whole interior and seats, panels are ok.

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anyone know where i can get this style shifter?

>>14901281
http://bad-dragon.com//

>>14901281
dont forget to pick up your supplementary fedora when you buy one

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9ZxOdLRihlA

>>14901130
>spend more money on a pos dead car so someone can take it away
what the hell are you the anti-jew?

Our favourite boomer just upped the price to $18,000. You know the one I'm talking about.

>>14901302
and driving gloves

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>>14901297
thanks
>>14901302
and to you too, m'lady

why is this website so fucking dead, don't make me go back into real life /dat/ pls

>>14901489
no one is neet any more the site is fucked

>>14901717
I'm still neet

fucking wage cucks i hope you lose your jobs

>>14901281
>wanting a pistol grip shifter

Nice meme, Might as well get an b&m shifter like all the boomers

>>14901331
fuck.
someone should just steal the vin plates off it

>>14901938
Stay poor.

4 days on and 4 days off, 12 hour shift at 44 shekels an hour.

>>14900451
Thx for that info anon

>pistons weigh 5.5 tons each

Fark

>>14904239

http://www.emma-maersk.com/engine/Wartsila_Sulzer_RTA96-C.htm

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>>14904239
Just dont run 91RON

>>14904168
12 hour days sound shit

what do you do

>>14904783
Yeah but 44/h is heaps good

>>14904813
bah i make 500 and change after tax for 12 hours

>>14894610
On toast cunt

tfw you realize the window has been open for days and the neighbours have heard all the porn for nearly a week

>asked to move Ute from one farm to another
>think it's easy
>hop in, starts moving surprisingly easily considering I haven't drove manual in months
>then revs keep building but barely doing 15kmh
>realise it's in 4L
>have to drive it the whole way there without exceeding 50kmh
4WD shifters confuse me. When can you shift on them?

>>14905237
most old ones need to be at a standstill
newer ones can be on the fly i think but that might be stuff with centre diffs and stuff instead of transfer cases

who here is gonna get /fukken drunk/ on straya day round 2?

>drifted the valiant on bitumen today
feels good, hope i didn't get caught with anything today, i was going at least 20 over in the hills, and speedo's broken so the highway trips might of been speeding

>>14905068
>not using headphones

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>>14905068
>begin fap
>complete fap
>turn around
>curtains were slightly open the whole time

>>14905643
>highway trips with no speedo
lets be honest you wouldve been doing about 30 over at least if there was no traffic around
not a good idea bro, i got fucked from doing it once

Melbourne fags.

How come most p plate cars I see have aftermarket exhausts?

I thought we were not allowed to do any mods on our P's.

See so many p platers on wrx's with that fucking growl going and all that

>>14905717
tacho works, so i can sort of guestimate speed with engine load. but you're right it is fucked for long driving, i made sure to stay in left lane and drive slow enough so that everyone else was going slightly faster than me

>>14905772
i dont get how most of them aren't defected because of that to be honest

whats better?

fapping to people you know or porn?

>>14905772
p platers in a wrx?

>>14905797
Fap to your imagination

>>14905828
fapping to people i know is great, but depressing

ive known this grill since senior school, we talked once then never again and she's always on my mind when i get drunk. but goddamn i love fapping to her

>>14905797
either way, you'll feel disappointed with your life after every time

>>14905840
Build a shrine to her

>>14894087
Mazda3 MZR-CD

>>14894274
Did you ask the attendant?

They usually have then behind the counter these days.

Im shit at manuals, what can I do to get better without actually driving one?

>>14905967
Not a lot.

What par are you struggling with?

>>14904783
Drive a truck

>>14905967
I learnt how to heel-toe on a g25 before driving a manual car lol

>>14905635
Aye m8. Got a set of stockies just for anzac day, just put the lsd in the commie too
Not sure if I'll do one past the RSL though, too many coppers

>>14905997
Taking off, the rest is pretty easy

>>14906022
The clutch doesnt have any feedback so it doesnt really help

>>14905967
I don;t know, I had 30 minutes practice my first time, then I had to deliver pizza for work in a manuel.

I've decided if I can;t find a Volvo wagon before my car savings are up to 4000, I might just get a gen 3 liberty wagon

>>14905967
No, practice makes perfect.

>>14906344
>Taking off
Be Gentle-
Keep it to one consistent movement, imagine a see-saw, left comes up, right comes down and then keep your left clear. Change gear, see-saw again when left goes down, right comes up.

Course a lot of it comes down to the car itself and how much torque it has and some clutch throws are different to others.

>>14906344
Clutch control just requires practice man, and the only way (that I know of, at least) to get better at it is to just drive.

Who cares if you stall, everyone did when they were learning. Hell, I stalled twice doing three point turns with my driving instructor the other day.

Don't put pressure on yourself to instantly be good at something because it almost never works that way.

Practice makes perfect.

>>14906386
+1 to this. It's all a rhythm. The car will let you know what it wants to do, the gear stick should want to pop between neutral and gears, it should all be smooth. Take your time.

>>14906393
>the gear stick should want to pop between neutral and gears
sounds like your tranny mount is just fucked m8

>>14906390
>Don't put pressure on yourself to instantly be good at something because it almost never works that way.
That's a big thing with new drivers is to relax.
Getting stressed will only make you overthink an otherwise, very simple thing.

>>14906393
Hows that lolvo coming along?

>>14905816
It can happen up in QLD. The old ones are sub-125kW/tonne and cunts can apply for exemptions. It's the insurance costs that scare kids away.

>>14906440
No, that's what should happen when the revs are perfectly matched

>>14906451
Still at exhaust shop, back next week. Old mate's dragging his heels

>>14906386
>>14906390
>>14906393
Thanks guys, got a few hours spare tomorrow so ill head back out
Ill let you know how many things I reverse into

saw a falcon driving today and something was wrong with his front bumper, so it looked like the 'mouth' was laughing..
don't know if was intentional or not but looked funny

>>14906493
>rev-matching
>not double-clutching like you should

>>14905967
you'll be able to feel when the car will engage when you first drive one
just before that point you rev a little bit and then release it at that point it engages

get someone to drive it to road that people don't go down, or even just do on your street if not many people drive there.. you'll get it in an hour and should be good enough to drive alright. but before you actually drive somewhere, go to a hill and practice on those. pretty much the same except use handbrake at the same time to release just as you engage it. if you want to make easier then release the handbrake afterwards but don't do it too late, just do that till you can do properly if there's someone behind.

also practice going from first to second to third, back to second.. then stop back to first, but 2nd to 1st will probably be pretty high rev and need to brake more while you change into it.

before you do all this, sit in the car and just go through the gears (with engine off obviously) to actually get a feel of change the gears.

then once you got all that, go do some handbrakies and rev match like takumi

>>14906521
To get the hang of changing gear, when you pop the clutch, use 2 fingers and put light pressure on the stick. It'll slot in when it's ready.

>>14906548
no

>>14906548
does your car have a road ranger?

>>14906548
>should
kek

>>14906620
my car has nawse

>>14906344
yeah, it didn't help with clutch control at all

it did help with muscle memory for heel toe though (albeit with an unusual pedal layout)

>tfw being poor
I need a jerb, my toys aren't going going to buy themselves

>>14906914
suck dicks

>>14906931
Can I get paid to have mine sucked?

>>14906936
if only m8

>>14906942
You can suck me off for 5 bucks if you want

>>14906936
find some filthy old rock spider.
if your young enough, they will pay to suck you or just be gay arm candy

>>14906972
i don't think you understand

>>14906936
Where you at? Might be able to service you on a discount

>>14907025
>>14906991
I feel like this is getting out of hand

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It looks like /dat/ has gone back to /date/ again.

Anyone here got a Peugeot? I like the look of the older ones.

>>14907032
Out of hand, into mouth

>>14907035
You're blowing this way out of proportion

I didn't end up buying an 86 gts today.
I feel like I could have more fun in a car for two thirds less.

>>14907044
was it a brand new one?

I own a 2014 one and I just saw pics of the new one coming out. the front lip and the rear lights look hideous

>>14907058
2013 model with 12k on the clock.

The 2017 86 is gross

>>14907063
wow how much was he asking?

my one is late 2014 so basically 2015 and I've got already 44,000.

wonder how much I could get for it. It's baseline model autotragic cos it was the only one at the dealer.

going to sell and buy the new manual maybe chuck a trd bodykit on it with a sprintex supercharger and put the old tail lights on

>2017

ooo so if I order one today it'll be the same old model?

is there still a 4 month wait?

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>>14907069
I tried to get it for 28k, they said 29.5k drive away, manual, gts.
It was I nice car, but it was not for me.

>This car

anyone here rejetted carbs before?

some guy on the chrysler forums said that my stock carb would be equivalent to a 350 holley if i went two jet sizes up, but i dont know if jet kits are interchangeable between different carb models

and ultimately it will still be an LPG car, so will changing the jets even make a difference while running LPG?

>>14907058
The current gen front is perfect imo, (the 86, not brz) perfect balance of aggressive and the low hood looks good. But the rear has always lacked something for me. Maybe because it looks a bit too fat or a bit too high, maybe it's the shitty looking tail lights. Either way, a perfect front end ruined by shitty styling at the rear. Won't stop me from picking one up in 5 or so years when they'll be cheap as fuck used.

>>14907102
Forgive my ignorance, but wouldn't the carb be rejetted for LPG?

>>14907119
i dont think so, i think when it was converted, all that was done to the carb was installing an adaptor plate to fit a impco gas mixer unit. I dont believe the carb was rebuilt

>>14907134
Fair 'nuff, I have no idea how LPG systems even work so yeah...

That poses a different question then: what will adding more petrol into the mix do?

>>14907102
It will however it's up to you whether it's worth it. You won't see massive increases.

With my limited carb knowledge you will need to mess around with the pilot screw/mixture to get it running right. Jets are rather simple so if they fit in its fine

>>14907142
i was told by my gas guy that using straight propane is good for performance, as pump LPG is a mixture of propane and butane, with propane giving better hp and butane giving the fuel economy
>>14907148
i'll look up mixture and pilot settings in my gregories, you should be able to adjust that fairly easily on the stock carb

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>when u havin a shower and rest ur helmet n banjo under the water jet

>>14907170
>when you use your foreskin as a cup

>>14907191
>when you put your hand between your ass cheeks and start ripping out the ass hairs

>>14907198
Yessss

>>14907198
>when you shit and it tears out ass hair its so big

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>>14907207
i call those MC Rides