>no /o/ gf If I had a girlfriend whos into cars and can drive

Daily reminder 99% of girls who are into guy things are huge sluts

reminder that girls that like cars have daddy issues

>>14879631
Can confirm last gf that was into cars and pretty much everything i like was fucking 40 year old dudes behind my back

>>14879621
No, you'd still be in Pennsylvania.

>>14879621
>new girl at work
>cute
>my age
>always catch her staring at me
>find out she drives a Fiat 500
>it's a manual
>"yeah, I wanted one of these, and I decided I wanted a manual. It was fun getting home from the dealership"
>find out the next week she fucked one of our coworkers twice her age and is now pregnant

Racers don't need girls.

>>14879631
What's wrong with sluts? Everybody wants to get laid, just don't get emotionally attached like some kind of beta

>>14879644
>>14879700
...was your last girlfriend the blonde in the bikini with the rusty red Ram?

>>14879631
This
The key is to find a girl that works well with your autisms

>>14879695
Maybe if you weren't a beta anon....

>>14879711
>tfw I drive a rusty red ram
hey i like my truck

>>14879714
Found one. She's not as hot as my exes who hated my autism but she's way saner.

>hot
>smart
>sane
You only get to pick two in the gf builder.

>>14879714
>The key is to find a girl that works well with your autisms
things that will never happen

every guy wants this. and if we are honest with ourselves, most guys will out compete us.

>>14879711
AY post pics could be her last I heard she did get a truck and she is blonde

>>14879644
>>14879649
Damn this post is actually 100% right

>only one chick I know that can drive stick in PA
>tomboy as fuck

It's not worth it anon.
Having a girl that shares your hobbies isn't as good as you think.
Just get a normie tier gf and try and hide your autism.

Become gay.

>>14879724
Hot and sane is the only choice. Who needs a smart GF anyways?

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>own 1968 Chevelle
>everyone always teases me saying "that's a chick magnet" and "girls must like that car"
>in reality, girls pay no attention to my old car
>always get lots of attention from boomers though
>only conversation I've had about the car is with 50 year old men

>>14880347

White folk.

Right now on instgram there are a group of pudgy girls wishing that they could meet a guy who is into Teen Mom

>>14879700
Sluts are good for getting laid, but not waifu material.

>>14879621
Consider moving to a country where the women aren't vapid cunts. Maybe find yourself a nice Saudi feminist; they're fighting for their right to drive.

>>14879724
You forgot 'single', and possibly 'within 100 miles'.

I think I've pretty much sworn off women entirely now. It's not worth the money and the effort just to get pussy.
It doesn't help that I have high standards on personality. There are very few people I can stand for more than 5 minutes.
The only girl I know that's tolerable and is not only into cars but shares my nerdy interests as well is literally insane.
It's a fucking tragic waste. Especially because she wasn't into cars before I taught her to drive manual. She was convinced she'd never get it, and picked it up in 5 minutes flat in a car park.
She'd be perfect GF material if only she was sane.

>>14880375
Grow your hair, work out a little, and wear a dress. Then they'll pay for your maintenance.

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>>14879621
>gf doesn't know anything about cars before we start dating, just assume she's a typical girl
>find out her dad had 17 imported euro classics so she knows a little
>she drives a manual vw golf
>first time driving with her she gets lift off oversteer on the on ramp to the highway on purpose.
>tfw found out a few days ago her dad was a DJ.
> only played eurboeat.
>mfw there are literally eurobeat records sitting in her attic
>mfw you can't make this shit up

>>14880921
Didn't u wreck a wrx tho?

>>14879638
Confirmed. Talking to new chick, tells me her dad was a drug dealer and had to move the family etc etc. yesterday received a text "just changed my cars oil".

>>14881004
What did u text back?

>can drive stick

99.99% of women can do that only countries with inferior women

>girlfriend

Kill yourself, either that or start worrying about things that matter

>>14881022
I'm going to change your oil :))

>>14880882
What's wrong with her?

>>14880395
underrated post

>>14882497
Borderline personality disorder, for the most part. Also an 'abuse survivor', and has had issues with past boyfriends being complete fucking useless betas so she's 'done with guys'.

Considering one of them stayed over, then started crying because he'd never been away from home before, I'd say the last bit is justified.
If I can deal with the insanity, I'd wife her. But you can't have two crazy people in a relationship, and I'm completely unhinged.
Plus autism, so I can't read people's reactions TO my crazy.

>>14883070
a drug whore will like whatever you tell her to like

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>>14883080
>smoking weed makes you a "drug whore"

she can also drive manual, so shes already a better driver than 90% of /o/

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>>14883004
>one of them stayed over, then started crying because he'd never been away from home before

>>14883106
i'm sure she has a bright future.

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>>14883150
>marijuana ruins your future

almost as bad as only doing 3 hours of studying every night, amirite?

>>14883196
I don't think your fatass could even think of giving anyone life advice, considering you ended up in jail for being a dumbass

>>14883229
>implying a week of jail matters to anyone but struggling subsistence wage workers anyways

i lived better on work release than you do free.

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>>14883263
kek, keep saying that to yourself to cope up with the fact that you were raped in jail

ill enjoy my real estate, lowlife

>>14879631
This statement is true.

the one i know owns an sti but has probably fucked 13+ guys (most of whom are 8 years older). Shes now pregnant with some spics baby who is about 7 years older.

>>14883263
Dude you have a FELONY DRUG RECORD you still never get any professional licenses, you will never be hired by a corporation, the fact that you consider yourself somehow above subsistence wage slaves is the most delicious irony.

Yeah we know you're still making bank of drugs because you haven't learned your lesson. Hope you know how to invest it and hide that investment because that prosecutor really really wants your ass.

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>>14883106
You are scum no one cares about what you say and the end of the day your just a dirt bag that will never achieve anything, just wait until your older you'll wish you were a wage slave: ^)

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>>14879621
>get a tinder match
>adds me on cancer book, start chatting
>top tier, if not god tier, Portuguese and Brazilian combo
>loves the memes
>find out she is a mechanic
>already calls me papi
>already sent me ass shots for no reason
>tfw meme magic isreal and getting me an 11/10 wife material
praying i can get my car by the weekend so i can take that bitch out somewhere

>>14880882
>within 100 miles
That one fucking hit home, Anon.

>>14879631
>Went on a couple dates with a chick who owned a s13
> Turned out she was dating 5 other guys at the same time
>Ran away from red flags before getting cucked

>>14885172
Be careful anon, make sure she isnt slut/10 before getting too into her.....

>>14885763
>Not picking up 4 other girls to keep the field even

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>>14879631

>tfw you like sluts but still can't get laid

>>14885785
>Wanting a future wife who dates 5 guys at a time
Cuck detected

>>14885779
Is too late, he hooked, papi.

>>14879724
desu id rather hot and smart

im insane too

>>14879631
Yes and no

>ex was a gear head
>drove mk4 supra
>picked it up from her dad and brother
>too timid to put another guys penis in her her vagina

>work with girl that drives a riced Mitsubishi Mirage
>huge attention whore
>talks about how much she loves making out with other girls
>cheats on her cuck boyfriend constantly
>he knows this

She flirts with other guys in front of the nigga too.

>>14879621
why would you give a shit if she can drive a manual? doesn't make her better looking, a better cook, or a better fuck.

literally....why give a flying fuck if she can shift gears in a shit box?

>>14880882
>within 100 miles
;-; fuck you and I'm going to vegas this weekend to see mine
>~275miles

>>14885837
>>picked it up from her dad and brother
>>too timid to put another guys penis in her her vagina
...other than her dad's and brother's?

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>>14886023

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Here's my current gf, she has a C6Z with straight pipes and H/C/I/TB.

>>14883263
The ride ends, friendo.

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>>14879839
>Not wanting a qt tomboy girlfriend

>>14886418
>using a picture older than time
>2016