>get into car >see this on the shift knob >what do?

That's kinda funny to be honest

kill yourself

>"fucking fast" shift kobs
>skull shift knobs
>weeaboo dart symbol shift knobs
>anything that doesn't look like it could have been stock

come on guys

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>>14879097

> not even authentic cry laughing emoji face circular hand smilies

Step your game up, my nigga.

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>>14879221

Actual pistol grips are dank tho.

>>14879243
No. It's super douche

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>5 speed

>>14879097
>>what do?

Chuckle and being thankful that the owner is such a faggot chad that he'd install a dildo for a shifter.

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>>14879097
Wonder why and how my car was turned into this

>>14879097
Only 5 speed, what is this the 80's?

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r8 my knob ;)

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Can't beat the classic tapped 8 ball

>>14879097
These new emojis make me REEEEE so hard

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r8 my Hurst 442 shifter with Hurst T-Bar Knob

>>14879379
Burning hot or ice cold/10
>>14879414
Tacky and too big
>>14879437
Uncomfortable and ugly as well as being too hot or too cold.

>>14879469

>too hot / cold

Time to put on the driving gloves and scorpion jacket mate.

>>14879479
*scorpian

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For when you're lonely....

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I like my knob

>>14879562
>Nissan scum
>truck shifter
1/10

>>14879570
Short shifters fucking suck man. Tall and close to the steering wheel is best for quickly smashing through gears

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>>14879580

>>14879368
No. We are running in the 90's.

>>14879479
>scorpion jacket
>meme movie jacket
>not akira red jacket
>not kavinsky-red and white jacket

Kill yourself

>>14879590
bloody nice meme mate

>>14879604
>>14879580
Tall shifters the new ricer/drift fad? Dildo shifters aren't cool anymore?

>>14879469
If an eight ball is too big for your hands, your penis is too small.

>>14879622
It's not that it's too big for the hands. It's just to big for a shifter. It's awkward as fuck

>>14879613
lol I don't give a fuck about what's trendy, I use an extension because I like it. I've tried a short shifter, as well as a stock height one, and I always come back to the extended stock shifter.

>>14879249
>authentic pistol grips in a car fro the decade they were popular in are douchey
Dont stay up too late or you'll miss the bus

>modern beige interior
>nothing looks good anyways.

>>14879646
Ok edgy hipster douche.

>>14879658
>period correct modification
>edgy

>>14879658
now i know you are trolling

>>14879368
Fkn 5 speed is superior anon, don't be a retard.

seeing this threads makes me wanna convert/install a hurst shifter in the golf mk3

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>>14879593
Damnit I can't escape the Eurobeat

>>14879697
Nobody escapes eurobeat

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2bPSybABeLY

>>14879551
CARRRRRRL!!!

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Make way peasants, best shifter incoming

>>14879414
What car is that? First gen 4runner?

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>>14879097

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where are you guys getting these fancy shift knobs?? this is all i have

>>14879097
Punch the owner in the face

I like violence

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>>14880839

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>>14880828

where can i get this

>>14880353
that's pretty awesome

anyone got grognak's memezda shifter?

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>he doesn't have a katana shift knob

>>14881585
i aint bitching about it because if that's an RX8 it actually kinda fits.

>>14881614
It's a mazda3

>>14879234
These are so fucking retarded, especially the big ones

>>14881628
Then you are a fucking faggot and you should kill yourself

>>14881658
It's not mine.
Wtf is wrong with you?

>>14880833

You should attach an 8-Ball to it

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If your shift knob doesn't hit you in the forehead when you shift into second, it's not nig enough.

>>14881662
It is yours dont you lie to me where have you been last night.

>>14881671

Is this even legal?

>>14881671
>Mexirice

>>14881720
Don't worry, it's here on a work visa

>>14881671
I meant to type "big" but I guess that works, too.

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>>14881726

>>14881309
open 2 apps at once and the android shits on itself

>>14881774
Even Touchjizz phones can run 2 apps at once just fine

>>14881774
At least i can comfortably switch between them.

>>14881671
lol you're the kind of person that literally every looks down on and rightfully so

>>14879097
>press the clutch
>shift to 5th
>"accidentally" rev engine like motherfucker
>drop clutch

>>14881671
That poor gerabox. It's literally wearing the fork down like no tomorrow.

>>14879431
>new

These new anons make me REEEEE so hard

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>>14879570
Step it up anon. Have you seen any episode of video option? Doridori uses those too. It's just a stick. Older cars too have long shift sticks.
Also penis size = shifter size.

>>14881774
True that.
My nexus 7 literally shits itself even though it has more ram than my phone.
Jesus I hope whatever come after 6.0 is gonna fix that with the new multitask handling also hyyyyyyyyyype for multiple apps on screen at once.

>>14879097
Shrug, ignore it, and continue on like it's a normal 5speed.
Assuming it's not my car, of course.

If I got into MY car and found it like that, I'd be down to the mechanics like a shot to get it put back right again, and then start digging throug CCTV footage to find out who broke into my car without breaking the windows.

Anyone got that BMW with a flight controller

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>>14879097
>android

>>14879097
Put it in 6th gear and floor it.

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>>14880805
Damn close enough, it's a 2nd Gen pickup

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>SHIT INTO THIS
>SMASH THE FUCKING TROTLE BUTTON

>>14885161
Are you the rainbow truck guy?
I drive a 4runner and I want a pickup. I'll probably get one eventually. I love the old Toyotas

It's obviously
1 3 5
|-N-|
2 4 R

>>14885336
its obviously you being a faggot

>>14879097
>anything but factory shifter or sequential level thing they use in race cars

Shig

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>>14879221

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>>14882893
BOI

>>14885336

No master-race dogleg

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>driving in grinning face gear
>rev up to omg face rpm
>going bitch please fast at this point
>put it in cool face gear
>reach cereal spitting levels of speed
>going so fast time warps
>it's 2010 again
>drive to the front page of 9gaggit like the cool edgester I am

>>14887596
1up this may-may star.

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>>14883495


This'n?

>>14883519
I'm going for the bait.
HTC 10 is $700
6S is $650

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>>14883495
My previous shitboxe E34

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>>14879221
GAAAAAAY

>>14887436
DAT OFFSET

Somebody post the n64 knob

>>14887633
>TITLE: EUR

Eurobeat, senpai?

>>14879097
rev it up til it goes blam blam blam then select D for maximum resect.

>>14887650
First song on my stick was LOVE IS IN DANGER

Limited slip diff in a E34 520, 2 17" subs in the trunk and the whole country covered in ice for the next half a year.
Those were extremely hektik times my friend.

>>14887663
You clearly don't understand the D
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N2IWxqvsSY8

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>>14879437
Id rather rate those sandles you stole from christ himself.

>>14879097
Laugh that it only has 5 gears

>>14887710
Why..I don't.... I can't understand why the one extra gear matters to so many people in this thread?

>>14887760
i dunno, what i do know is that they dont know that dog leg is the ubermensch layout

>>14887760
Lower RPM, more MPG

>>14887760
Nothing. 5 gears its the easier to reach. When people need a 6 gear they place the reverse in a retarded position.

>>14887873
>caring about MPG
What are you, a yurocuck?

Set it on sunglasses

>>14882911
Your tablet from 2012 that has known nand issues has trouble running apps? Do tell me more.

ask for her number

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My car is more like this due to shit traction in first.

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I drive an Echo.

>>14891196

top kek