>tfw no V8 >tfw you are not a real human bean

>>14878713
I don't think anyone is a human "bean".

JUST
JUST FUCK ME UP
JUST FUCK MY SHIT UP

>>14878713
>My name is Josh and I drive

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>mfw two V8s

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>mfw no v8
>mfw 2 I4's and I6

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>>14878976
>mfw two V8s
>mfw one doesn't run and the other is on its last leg

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>>14878713
>mfw have V8 and V12

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>mfw no V8
>mfw VTEC on my 1.6L I4 kicks in

>>14878713
>tfw watched Mad Max for the first time last night
>tfw no last V8 interceptor

>>14878713
V8, only 2/3 of a proper engine, stay poor.

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>tfw 300 HP 32v V8.
>tfw real human bean

i4 + i6 = i10

>>14879020
That was me a year ago. Miata, Fiesta, and M3.

>>14879412
mate, there are turbo 4 cylinders that make more power than that. are you even trying?

>have v8 car
>never driven it because it's never ran

Been thinking about a 1UZFE swap for my miat.
Might actually start saving for something since I was 16.

I've got in my possession 2 I4's, a vtwin and a big single. Had an I6 turbo, H4 turbo and V4 turbo. I guess the last thing left is a supercharged v8. Oddly, that will fit in my miata... One day.

>>14879657
Turbo 1 litre 4's, even. On pump gas and standard internals, even.
Torque probably isn't close, but still.

>>14879770
i was thinking more a long of the lines of the CLA45AMG. 375hp and 350 lb-ft of torque.

Supercharged V8 checking in. Fucking NA scum.

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>mfw have a V8 and it's not that great
>mfw would rather have electric drivetrain instead

>>14878713

um why is this movie good again?

>tfw 2 v8s and a v10

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>mfw one v8
>mfw one turbo 2.6l i4
It's alright, I guess.

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>>14878713
>tfw own a total of 26 pistons and 4 turbos

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>tfw no v12

>>14878713
Ah V8s full of sound and fury, Signifying nothing.

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>tfw V8 and V4 :')

>>14878713
Just get a Pacifica

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>mfw my V8 is 3.5L

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>V8 with X liters
>not just making a V12 with the same amount of liters but smaller pistons
V12 is literally GOAT tier except nobody but old planes and older harbor tugboats get them

I literally can never own anything smaller than a V8. Every car I've ever owned has been at least five liters of fire breathing devil iron.

I've driven friends' 4s and 6s and it just feels pathetic. They feel like they have no balls.

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>tfw straight 6 diesel

>>14881102
Here comes the critical question: 4 stroke or 2 smoke?

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>>14881235
Both

>>14881259
w2c tugboat

>>14879412
>tfw 420 hp 32v V8
>tfw realer human bean

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>6L V8
>not 6L V12
>not being the baller with the smoothest running engine
>not balancing a coin on your block before you start it up and the coin does not fall over when you do

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>Tfw v8
>Tfw it's the 305
>so close ;_;

>>14881336
The Germans and British fucked up the reputation of the V12 forever by building unreliable trash.

>>14881390
To be sure, your V12 would also fail if it was hit by 20mm cannon ammunition or flak shrapnel, but I don't know why you're bringing up the Blitz here.

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Tfw 2.4L i4
>~130hp or something
Feels like 0 really kinfolk

>>14878724
>being this new
>not knowing about homo legumus

v-8 is a meme engine though.

>>14880625
>Why not make this less reliable thing with more moving parts

Gee, I wonder.

>>14881571
>number of cylinders
>any influence on the reliability besides harmonics
>V12 and I6 have best harmonics of all piston engines
Ebin

>>14881579
>>any influence on the reliability

Yes, more moving parts, kiddo.

>tfw only 4 cyl, 5 cyl and 6 cyl.

>>14881694
So?

I'm legitimately considering selling my Miata for an C4/4th gen/Mustang because I want that effortless power at low RPM.

>>14881741
>effortless power at low RPM
Here's an idea: sounds like I6 dieseltime. Tarbo'd of course.

>>14881571
>>14881694
>GTP
>dumb retarded posts

yep, checks out

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>>14878713
>tfw no v8
>tfw just as autistic as the driver

just die in my sleep already

>>14879937
because you got a shitty 289

What's up with this v8 meme? A 4 banger with vtec gets better mpg and is just as fast if not faster, plus it doesn't way a million pounds like a v8

>>14881789
ignore weak bait like this

>>14881789
Spot on m8

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>>14878713
>mfw V2

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>>14881822
>mfw upright pot 110ccm
WHO NEEDS MORE THAN ONE

>>14881797
A V8 weighs like 3 times the amount if a 4 banger with vtec, so tell me how I'm wrong? Do I need to show you some Vtec videos?

>>14878713
Real human beans drive diesels.

>>14878724
Hello newfriend.

>>14882020
>Real human beans drive diesels.
Nothing says yurocuck like a diesel.

>>14882013
ignore weak bait like this

>>14882047
Not sure it's bait. That's how i4 fags actually think these days. Sad really.

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>>14882044
true

>>14882044
>Rudolf Diesel was so much of an independent survivalist that his original design spec for the diesel engine was "must run on literally anything vaguely flammable like used cooking oil or high proof alcohol in case gas station supply breaks down"
>cuck
I don't think you know what the word means

>>14882068
Peanut oil. He designed it around peanut oil, figuring farmers could grow their own fuel.

Rudolf was a pretty smart guy.

>>14882087
Luckily most plant oils and animal tallows are similar grades of shit for burning, so it runs with anything.

>>14882047
>>14882051
Instead of calling what I'm saying bait, can you explain how I'm wrong? V8s weight a shit ton more than a 4 banger, that's a FACT

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>mfw 5.0 V8

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>>14882137
>tfw its probably a 140hp smog era turd

>>14882137
Red flags for boys
>Doesn't have at least 6.2 liters

>>14882056
BTFO

>>14882164
Are you a girl? My sister drives a 6.2L. Real men like me don't drive below a 6.4L

>tfw I6
>tfw 4.0 liter 4 cylinder

What were you saying about torque OP?

>>14882137

>tfw 5.7 V8

>>14882164
>>14882194


5.7 is God tier

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>>14878713
V8 is shit. I3 is where the future is.

>>14882269
3 cylinders is fine, but your wife's kid might make fun of you.

>>14882280
>v8 fags projecting their cuck fantasies again

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>>14882269
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Nv1hWjzjgMc
V8 fags be mad

Wonder what that engine in a Caterham would do to all the pigfat disgusting V8 "muscle" cars out there.

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>>14881789
>caring about mpgs.
What are you, poor?

>>14882299
What are you going to run your engine on when the oil runs out?

>>14878713
AND A REAL HERO

>>14882303
Oil isn't running out in my lifetime.

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>>14882292
BTFO

imagine a v6 or a flat 6 made out of that engine

800 hp and 80 kgs

muh dick

>>14882308
Can you even start to comprehend how much oil is consumed worldwide in one hour? We will run out, or it will be phased out for other kinds of fuel.

>>14882326
But 800hp is like useless.

>>14882332
about 3 billion barrel per hour

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>>14882332
nah senpai

800 hp is juuuust right

>>14882332
Same shit was said in the 70s.

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>>14879412
>tfw 300 HP N/A V6

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>mfw V8
>mfw it's a 305

>>14882408
>305
JUST

>>14882202

>tfw no 7L of displacement

One day, Hemi-senpai. One day.

>>14882419
just get a 6.1 modern hemi block and get a stroker kit

best combination

>have an AMC 360 V8
>put out maybe 120hp and 220 ft-lb after 35 years
>rental car Impalas put out more power
>engine also has to move 2.25 tons

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>>14882269
I3 is the best engine ever made...

If it's a two stroke.

V6 is also the best engine ever made if it's a twostroke. Because you essentially get a V12 in a smaller package.

>>14882332
We won't run out. It'll just get too expensive to procure it at the places we procure it right now to be economical. So people will figure out new, initially expensive but soon so well-engineered ways to get it that the prices will go down again.

First you just found oil blubbering to the surface somewhere and used that. Then all the blubber spots were taken and shit got expensive. So they invented oil drilling. Same shit happens. So they invent offshore oil platforms. Same shit happens, except now the Saudis are getting extra asshole. So they invent Fracking. The Saudis get even more asshole. The oil sands in Canada are looking more and more interesting by the minute. Biodiesel and E10 is everywhere. Are you really too dumb to see this progression?

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>tfw 7.5 l V8 450hp / 511-lb-ft
>tfw posi 12 bolt rear end
>tfw throaty dual exhaust
>tfw 3:73 gears
>tfw 4-speed manual
>tfw no gf
>tfw car is only thing that brings me happiness in life
>tfw i'm a real human bean

>>14881381
Which 305?

>>14883266
olds?

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>>14882044
You do know the French invented the V8 M8?

>>14879123
What v12

>>14881789
id rather not have to drop 2 gears and redline to pass a fucking corolla on the highway.

>tfw v6 moistang
>tfw slow
>not even fast enough to crash into crowds

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>>14878713
I'm thinking of LS1 meme swapping my Cressida, do you think it would make a good bean cruiser? Or should I stick with the 7M and do some sick mawdz?

>>14887721
>'yota
>swapping in an american engine
Save yourself the fucking pain and look for a large engine by the nips instead mate, otherwise you'll be playing spare part puzzle for the rest of your life

>>14887737
1UZ it is then.

>>14887721
boost the 7m, its takes like 7--bhp on standard internals after you swap the H/G and torque the head fasterners to proper forces

>>14878713

>mfw pushrod v6
>mfw peddle goes to the floor but doesnt WOT so that's handy for not going fast.

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>have an I6 instead

>>14883507

Not him, but thats the 4bbl wheezebox.

t. TPI driver.

>>Implying the 305 TPI isn't also a wheezebox

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>>14887792
>V12

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>>14878713
>have v8 Explorer
>still no human bean

>>14882306

Don't you mean "And a reel-eel here-Oh."?

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>mfw no v8
>no car
>no license

>>14887721
1jz and 2jz bolt fit perfectly dont waste time with inter racial swaps. cheap and very powerful.

>tfw two cars
>3 cylinders and 2 turbos between them

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>tfw v6


>>14888285
Doritos?

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V8 < V12

>>14878713
>tfw no spinning doritos

>>14887721
Don't be dumb, swap in a 1UZ-FE and W58 manual transmission. It's all Toyota, and it's all good. Super reliable, good power, and god like DOHC

>>14889448
>he fell for the DOHC meme

>>14888152
Oh, yeah, It's because I was still under her spell.

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>>14878713
>tfw jeep i6
>tfw not a non-hemi v8

>>14882013
hondafags, this is why everyone hates you

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>>14882326
>imagine a v6 or a flat 6 made out of that engine

imagine a v8 made out of that engine

>>14891222
v8 were invented by the french though

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>>14882109
idk bout a shit ton but at least double. too bad 4 bangers are typically limited by displacement and weak transmissions. ask me about my gforce box just so I can make passes against midrange built LS's

>>14891243
fuck you

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>accord v6
>tfw pretending i'm fast

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>>tfw two V8s
>>tfw one is work truck run gud
>>tfw other is carb'd in your cruiser

>>14887813
>implying a 1987+ LB9 G92 T5 dual cat is a wheezebox

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>tfw crown vic is skipping a cylinder
>tfw V7