Who here is the Freshest™?

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>>14871075
step it up senpai

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>>14871109
I can smell the glory from here m8'

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>Not taking Fresh™ to the 3rd dimension

>little trees
>not Car-Freshner

actually get the fuck out

what does black ice smell like

>>14873828

A crash

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>he falls for the toxic jew and buys cardboard with b-grade chemicals in it
>he doesn't drip actual pine oil onto his carpets

I use Febreeze.

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>>14873711
>not Wunderbaum

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>>14873828

>>14873711

It seems the newest ones say Little Trees. They didn't have their name on it for years, why start now?

how can I get black ice in europe? I see only Wunderbaum here.

Blue steel master race

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>>14873828
I honestly have no other way of describing it other than "it smells like black ice"

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2FRESH4U

>>14873883
Black Ice makes your car smell like sweaty sex and fresh vagina from all that pussy it helps you pull

Do you guys follow the directions of sticking it out of the bag a little at a time, or do you /hektik/ and rip it out and display on day 1?

>>14875307
The latter

>>14873828
Kinda smells lemony fresh

>>14875307
never ever follow the instructions

>>14875307
Hektik, leaving it in the wrapper looks stupid as fugg. I don't care if it doesn't last as long that way.

Told my sister to get one of those little trees from the local store and hang it in my BMW. Asked her if she knew how to use them because those things are fucking terrible if you rip them straight from the bag.

She bought a black one. And removed the fucking packaging right off the bat.
And somehow she managed to drop that god damn thing in the air vents.

>>14871075
I have five trees right now, but I'm about to go for 6

>>14875456
Your sister understands the FRESH®.

>>14875520
The thing smells fucking horrible now, the black ones are meme tier at best and smell terribad. Vanilla master race, strawberry and bubblegum are okay too.

>>14875307
There's instructions??


Fuck that. Rip that bad boy out of the bag while still in the petrol station, and let the freshness follow me back to the car.

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>>14875520
>FRESH®.
ITS FRESH™

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>>14875538
These are pretty based too. They smell pretty good in combo with the black ice too.

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Pretty fresh in here boys

>>14875636
It apparently lasts up to 7 weeks if you follow the instructions, at the cost of it looking retarded by sticking out of the bag

>>14875656
I wanted something that would make the car smell a bit girly inside, ya catch my drift? Like not straight out perfume but like some sweet, candy like aroma that isn't too overbearing. Strawberry was not it.

>>14875676
They're cheap enough to buy one at each fillup. Sod looking like a retard with a plastic bag hanging from a tree.

>>14875684
Try the Jelly Belly ones. I forget the scent, but the blue one is quite nice, with a girly hint.

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>>14875728
>Forgot image

>>14875720
Someone doesn't know what they are looking at

>>14875728
>>14875737
Will give them a try if i can find them over here in Finland, or something similar.

My '91 BMW has preserved that weird brand new car smell all these years and I want to get rid of it.

>>14875456
My sister only buys black ice and goes full tree every time

>>14876343
Sounds like my type of girl

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This thread doesn't even New Car Smell

>not making your twenty year old shitbox smell like the showroom floor three owners ago

>>14876503
I never wanted to buy one of those because "new car" just reminds me of "horrible stench of plastic".

>>14873863
C L A S S I C
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>>14876553
Fuck. :(

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>>14876566
It's okay bæ.
It's the effort that counts'

my evo still has the new car smell and i intend to keep it that way for as long as possible

>>14876606
I Love New car smell and black ice combo,
>the Thread image is proof

>>14873828
Pound shop aftershave.

>>14876649
i dont know if im ready yet....my transmission might not be able to handle the freshness

>>14876343
pics

>>14876665
I have to hold my nose and wipe my tears of Fresh™ Joy when I drive.

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>>14875656
Das it mayne

>>14876365
>>14876680
No.

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>>14876343
Perhaps she would enjoy this flavor

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>>14875656
Sun - B A S E D - Cooler

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>>14871075
>not keeping all your old black ice.

>>14876878
No what, because she's your sister?

>protip she's getting dicked down whether you like it or not senpai

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You niggas need to step up the flayva

>>14876965
Muh fuckin nigga, sunberry cooler on another silver second gen Legacy. I wish I had those WRX seats. You even have a pioneer headunit too. Got anymore pics?

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>>14877086
Damn 4chan pass and clover combo posting it before I added the pic...

>>14877070
I like the forest you have there

>>14877105
My nigrito. I have plenty, I'll post them in an interior thread so I don't derail this one

>>14877105
>pictures of a car that redlines just above 6
Why would someone bother to take this photograph

I have 4 black ice little trees in my car, and one black classic wunderbuam tree. Fite me

>>14877210
It's obviously a diesel you gimp

>>14877232
I already said "Why would anyone bother to take this photograph", but I should have added "or own this car".

>>14877249
because bi-tarbo and literally fueling up an animal tallow is fun

>>14877262
fuelling up is the most fun you'll ever have in that heap you mong

>>14877267
>his car can't even burn rape oil
lmao badtech

>>14877210
It's a shitbox, not a racecar, why does it matter? It has enough power to get out of its own way and merge/overtake on the highway and that's all that matters. I'm not trying to win Le Mans with it.

>>14875538
>bubblegum
Is this bait?

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Yall niggas don't know shit about fresh

op, you from /osg/ ?

>>14875307
No one leaves it in the wrapper ever.

>>14871075

m8

>>14877210
Because some cars don't have to rev to 5k to make power

>>14877749
>diesel power!! haha guys dirty diesel! not drunk just avoiding potholes ROFL

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>>14877541
I'm the guy with the Meme Frs with the sticker bombed dash.
If that's what you mean

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>mfw these fags don't use comfy royal pine

back in high school i wore a new black ice on my lanyard every 3 days
the upperclassmen nicknamed me autozone parking lot

>>14873828
Like a bunch of middle schoolers going apedick with aerosol deodorant

>>14871075
>Who here is the Freshest™?
My car is so fresh that I don't need air fresheners

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>>14878386
I can't argue with that Onii-Chan

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Vanillaroma + Black Ice best fresh. Trying out a new fresh as well.

I got pulled over for being too fresh a month ago

>can't have anything hanging from mirror in my state
>had around 15 trees

>>14878704
What state and city/county?

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I like my car to smell like vagina.

>>14875538
Vanillaroma is based. Jasmine wasn't bad either. Black ice is literally something a dindu would put in their car

Someone post that comic

New Copper Canyon scent is pretty fresh

>>14878135
nice dash, looks very cool

>>14883256
Thanks m8'

>>14875307
>>14877554
I just saw a guy in a porsche parking infront of a shopping mall with his tree hanging out of the bag

Who would have thought you are supposed to do it like that

>>14875675
DUDE

>>14886861
WEED

>>14886888
LMAO

>>14871075
>tfw saved up 20 fresh™ Black Ice in my dash for /o/ pics
>brought my car in for service
>forgot to empty them out
>tfw deforestation
>the environment is gunna feel this one

>>14875675
YOOOOOOOO WEEEEEEED LMFAO

>>14875307
I-I do
I prefer a more mild meme scent that lasts almost me 3 months

How do I get rid of a cigarette odor? I have leather seats.

>>14886783
When I got my car cleaned after a drunk friend threw up in it they left it with a tree just peeking out of the bag.