Imagine

>>14843686
That machine is actually for diary cows spaz. I dare you stick your dick in one.

>>14843692
This is why you failed the SAT.

>>14843716
>world has a machine that pulls their pud for them
Post this machine then.

>>14843686
>be retarded
>insist shifting is invalid because you can't do it

Those machines might be convenient, hell some of them may be better than my hand. But nothing beats a real human touch.

>>14843686

...we've been through this countless times, America. You are not "the whole world". If anything, you are the only ones where autos are the norm.

>>14844002
If only because we can afford the luxury of an auto.

The point is fun. Feeling in control and directly causing events involving speed and power is fun. Machines don't read minds. Machines don't and can't accurately predict driver intent - just which anime doll you're most likely to buy next.

>>14844095
Yeah mate you are in control of the accelerator pedal wich directly affects speed lel

>>14843686
Preferring manual is more like preferring a blowjob from a high-end callgirl to a fleshlight.

>>14844071
>cucking yourself to a machine is a luxury

>>14843686
Aren't you the guy from the sticker general?

lol

>>14843686
>The whole world has a tyrone that fucks their woman for them, but you're still fucking your own because you enjoy the feel of satisfying her yourself instead of letting a nigger do it for you like a emasculated cuck.

>>14844216
>i dunno how a car works i only ride a fixie save da trees gearing system = waste of metal