Hypothetical: Frosty's Run

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You’ve got a 300 mile trip ahead, 150 miles to and 150 back. Deep on a misty mountain somewhere is a village where the dankest weed is grown. You’ve got to haul twenty kilos of the good stuff from this village of bud ninjas back to a warehouse. Upon arrival you’ll get your cash, an ounce of the good stuff and possibly a rimjob.
The final stretch of the route itself is perilous. Leading into the mountain village is a twenty mile stretch of straight road, followed with five miles of twisty forest road before you reach the uphill. It’s another five miles uphill and looks something like this;

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Now these things are never straightforward. Five minutes after departing you’ll be chased down by a fleet of police vehicles; the Charger, Crown Vic and Falcon XR6T. 3 of each will appear in each section to pursue you.

You are provided with any shitbox worth $7,500USD or less. For the purposes of this scenario its stock horsepower is doubled. In addition you can add 3 mods of choice, either something Bond-style or something more traditional provided its cost does not exceed $3,000USD.

>>14830817
>being illiterate

I build the legendary Black Corvette. They say this machine ran drugs into Canada every night back in the 90's. No lights, no markings, matte paintjob, heavy muffler system, basically undetectable at night. All the upgrade money remaining goes into making this fucker turn worth a damn, and buying as many Byzantine icons of the patron saint of drivers as I can attach to my rear view mirror.

>>14830873
Slav detected

A hayabusa and a MOLLE rucksack

>>14830805
high mileage rebuilt title S2000 AP1

mods: eBay turbo kit, rollbar, a very distasteful rear wing

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>>14830816
An 82 Hilux.

Rolling coal, bullbars, and a giant cardboard box of thumbtacks.

Bump
This is a legendary thread in the making, I can feel it.
Car: Hachiroku shitbox barn find
Mawds: 3k on stereo
3k on eurobeat cds
TARBO

>>14830805
>44 lbs of weed
>I only get 500k
>I only get an ounce

I give frosty's info to the police, complete the drop as requested in their loaner CVPI, get my cash, and let the team bust him.
Fuck frosty, you jewish fucking cunt, I could make 500k off reselling half of that delivery.

>>14830805
>what do you choose
2013 Ford Fusion Hybrid
>mods
smell-proof box in trunk for weed, locked with fingerprint scanner, only able to be unlocked with my dead grandmother's left thumb.
entire back seat removed, replaced with gigantic gas tank
reinforced chassis/suspsension to hold all of the weight safely

run on electricity til it runs out, swap to gas, get to village, recharge, repeat

>cops
not worried, if they're already chasing me for whatever reason then the game is rigged and I go with this anon's answer
>>14831012
if not, they shouldn't be a problem considering it's undetectable

>>14830816
Easy mate

Get LS1 VX
Slap lumpy can in the cunt
???
Boom 300rwkw+

>>14831012
An ounce of weed isnt 500k. More 100 bucks

>>14831105
>reading comprehension
specified delivery, not the reward.
don't quit your day job.

>>14831105
also, stop smoking bullshit, 300/z for the good stuff, tho I get mine for a bit less.

>>14831105
Where are you that an ounce of good weed is 100 bucks?

>>14830805
An 88 Fiero GT with the LP9 from a wrecked Cadillac SRX with suspension mawds
>3 spyhunter mods
Oil slick- I hope the pigs have parachutes cause their gonna jump off a cliff
Smoke screen - same reasons
Infrared Led Headlights with night vision goggles

I'm sure I'll get trolled but what is the picture in the OP from. I've seen it exploited a few times but never got what it's from (not frostys jail bait ass)

>>14831203
it's the cover art to Floral Shoppe by Macintosh +

>>14831203
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cU8HrO7XuiE

>>14831203
A E S T H E T I C S

>>14831208
>>14831209
My Heros also
"Frosty is going to be running 3 Honda Civics with spoon engines. And on top of that, he just went into Harry's, and he ordered 3 T66 turbos, with NOS. And a Motec exhaust."

NA Miata with the stickyiest rubber I can buy. A decent set of coil overs, big brake kit, stripped naked and a mild supercharger upgrade.
>out handle
>out brake
>out fox

Oh, and a few bottles of oil I can pour out the window

>>14831594
>Mild supercharger upgrade

bro miatas aren't fast, even with 200whp they aren't fast you need an LS1 at the minimum to be fast

>>14831602
200whp in a 2000lb Miata is pretty fast

>>14831602
You're an actual retard. You're also not accounting for the massive g's that thing will pull with my other stated mods.

If you drop in an ls1 then there are a whole host of things needed to be done that wouldn't be allowed in op's parameters.
And what a lot of you fags don't get is having a lot of power is useless if all it does is smoke the tires in all gears.
You lose speed that way. I wouldn't be surprised if my car scenario would be faster than your ls1 swap on some tracks.

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>>14831602

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>>14830807

Salvage title Toyota Aristo V300, fully gutted with suspension mawds, crank the boost to safe levels., sunroof delete.

>Infrared lights with AN PVS night vision goggles.

>tail light killswitch

>Police scanner

>oil slick dispenser

>Caltrop dispenser

>Plate flipper

>

>>14832375
fuck, forgot the scanner, plate flipper, and tail light kill switch

Nice anon

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>>14830805
>>14830807
>>14830816
Well, i figure being you mention they have a aussie turbo 6. I figure to beat that, i need a turbo 6, with mixture of japan and aussie greatsness. with a splash of german heritage.

So a VL with RB30ET, 5spd and lsd. Upgrade brakes, suspension and change it from the 20's it probably be on to 17's with some semi slicks.

>gif semi related, embrace inner Brock, pray for rain.

>>14832407
>anon
>clearly has trip
4chanx i guess

>>14832456
woops :DD

Car: Ed Bolian's CL55

Mods: night vision driving setup

Caltrops dispensers (3x)

Oil sprayers (30 gallon capacity, in place of one of the extended range fuel tanks)

>>14832456
>giving tripfags attention
You're the problem here.

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>>14831134
>>14831012
Even at street prices of $300/z
300 * 16 = 4800
4800 * 44 = 211200
So simple math shows even if you STOLE the 20 kilos and broke them all the way down yourself it still would only net you half of what OP was offering.

Frosty was making "shatter" aka hash resin though.

So anyway as far as running from the cops although a bike would be smarter I would have to go with a TT C4 since I'm much better behind a wheel.

>boost an S6/E63/M5
>remove speed governor
Easy

>>14832810
So then the $7,500 shitbox has to be depreciated equally or shall we assume $7,500 still buys just as much sports car in the future because they've been outlawed in public for being dick-shaped?

>>14832267
>I wouldn't be surprised if my car scenario would be faster than your ls1 swap on some tracks
only in your delusional brain bud

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>>14832865
My TT C4 request got me shopping check out what I found right inside OPs reqs.

http://sfbay.craigslist.org/eby/cto/5535636717.html

>>14832943
How long before something broke that was too expensive to fix?

>>14832943

So how does someone get into the lucrative trade of transporting illicit goods? I think I'd do pretty good at it because, unlike you, I wouldn't get pulled over and busted. I'd do exactly the speed limit in a nondescript car and before every run I'd do a full visual inspection to ensure all the lights work and there's nothing about the car to make a cop even notice it.

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This is no ordinary task, and as such an ordinary car will simply not do. For this I shall summon forth an everlasting steel giant, powered by an alarmingly powerful B20 engine, forged in the deep heart of Scandinavia in the ancient pre-cuck times. It is no image of perfection, but even a naive child could look at it and feel a sting of true fear in his heart as his eyes gaze onto its ferocious design.

Even so, this car will need proper care and preparaton before attempting such a perilous race. All fluids must be drained and refilled with the wasted sperm of 30 000 swedish men sitting in their sheds while Muhammed and Bashar is fucking their wives on the couch, as it is the most free flowing high-lubricant found in our part of the world. The tires will be made using the recycled foreskins of boys born in the year of 2015 and later, as it is the date when having a penis became illegal in our great union of equality.

Modifications must be made. An unholy trinity shall be created; the seats from an old Toyota AE86, a turbocharger ripped from an old Scania bus and lastly a gold-plated potato cannon loaded with a 10 inch black dragon dildo; truly the most fearsome of weapons. With these modifications I shall be ready to take on Mr. Schulzs mission and succeed in all my glory.

The opposition shall provide no trouble. The Charger will reach me first, but I shall execute an expertly trained scandinavian flick, upon which the shock absorbers, who were imported from Russia right after the fall of the Berlin Wall, will explode, flinging the car onto its roof and creating an earthquake that shall score an 8.3 on the Richters. The Charger, being an FCA product, will at this point cease to exist and the atoms that formed it shall return to their solitary forms. Using the afterquake I will roll the car onto its foreskin tires, ready for the next challenger.

>>14833072
You try too hard, dude.

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>>14830805
A BMW E46 or E36 series with run-flats and double the stock horsepower would be pretty good. Better than the current M3 by a country mile.

Mods
>Caltrops
>switch to shut off tail lights when pursuit begins
>extreme weight reduction

Also:
>An AR15 to spray down the pursuit cars if I don't think I can shake them

>>14833135
>stealing other people ideas
Go away Sam

>>14833135
Scratch that

I'd get a Tacoma with all-terrain tires, bulletproofing, a well-greased rear cab window and an AR in the passenger seat. When the pursuit starts, pull over immediately and open up, then drive on.

>>14833141
>dindu nuffin

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>>14833141
>hilariously minor

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>>14833171
>implying your fat ass would even

A blacked out FC3S would be sweet, and if you kill the tail lights, how can they find you with your pop-ups down?

I'd probably put most of the money into a perfectly balanced suspension and an aux fuel tank.

>>14830805
C4 Corvette

mods: gigantic wing, fat tires, a rally car style light bar

>>14833151
Replace them yourself?

Hire a helicopter and pilot for two hours.

>>14833203
Whoaa brother, god damn please do not tell me that's you

>I'm terrified

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>>14833253
Ugh no thanks then I'll take the LS1 swapped one I posted

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>>14830805
>>14830807
>>14830816
Opel Astra G OPC with additional supercharger, Eurobeat CDs and a pack of Black Ice

>>14833141

The fact of the matter remains that you did something to attract police attention and got busted with drugs in your vehicle. My plan is to not attract police attention and not get busted with drugs in the vehicle. For example, I would not drive a uniquely modified blue Corvette while transporting drugs. It might work for Bean Bandit but it didn't work for you.

Even with your current car - rally blue Subaru? Not exactly subtle.

>>14833289
not in jail.
you?
oh wait.

>>14830982
Good choice with the wing
>>14833530
Most likely to be pulled over car
>driving sober

I'd drive a s10 with no mawds. Even when i did get stopped holding and no tail light they let me go. Only idiots actually get busted. Actually I would have a good stereo for about 300$

>>14833261
Picture has FrostyFilter©

>>14834401
Did the ci also cancel your drivers license and insurance and improperly title your car?

fucking idiot

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>>14830805
The obvious answer is an auctioned c5 z06 vette with 345 mm wide michelin pilot super sports and a h/c/I package.

>>14833289
I've always wondered... are you fully aware that you look like a friendless virgin autistic serial killer or is that the look you were going for?

I bet you sold out that fat fuck you got arrested with

>>14834624
>inb4 you get shittalked and he posts his gf

>>14833289
kek, a literal obese neckbeard

An old Astro van.
>cost like $500
>would add a big turbo,air shocks in the back to level out the weight in the back
>add sticky tires,and work the 4.3 to make 500HP
>various drivetrain upgrades.

>>14834640
With an assortment of drugs and a dealer's income how could you not have a girlfriend?

>Car
B/W salvage Dodge Charger, sell off all interior features/features that aren't needed to make the car run (seats that aren't the driver seat, the niggerfied aftermarket sound system in it) to make the $7,500 limit. I'll be like a skinwalker and just blend in


Now for the mods, is it $3000 in total or $3000 each? Either way
>mods
Supercharger
Coilovers
Lightbar
Pushbar
Cop radio
Cop decals
Radio Jammer
Invisibility like in Die Another Day (financed by the government, of course)

Basically, blend in and when I get caught book it.

If I need to be somewhat discrete:
E36 328i w/ manual

>stock ~200 HP
>because of scenario, 400HP

3 mods:
>turbo kit, bring up to ~600HP for $2000
>LSD for mad skids around corners for $250
>S52 cams for $300

bring my ipod with 12 hours of eurobeat and synthwave and i'll be set

But, since they'll be chasing me anyway:
R32 GTR, sell badges and shit to bring down to $7500
>like 500HP
mods:
>stripped interior for free
>license plate delete for free
>more boost for $3000
I don't need it to be that reliable, just last 300 miles

Everybody here is really delusional just how much a forced induction setup costs.

Hint: it way more than $3,000

>>14830926
>hayabusa
wouldnt a big 1000cc adventure bike, ktm or bmw be better?
>muh cargo capacity
>muh tires for mud and rain
>mild offroad capabiuility just in case

>>14831174
>Infrared Led Headlights with night vision goggles

kek nice one. i actually wanted to do this with a light bar to be autistic at night.

>>14830805
02-05 wrx sedan and spend the mod money on tarmac 2s and a set of re71rs.

>>14834885
Yeah, but I forgot the tail light kill switch for invisibility

>>14833066
They profile u and make up a reason after the search

Trust me

>>14834798
>implying you can't turbo a car for $1000

>>14831134
youre getting jewed

>>14834652
It's 40 lbs, bruh, not heavy at all.

>>14835929
no, we were talking about the one you met in jail

>>14835929
>Posting her pubes
Classy

>>14833072
2/10

2004 Pontiac GTO LS1

"For the purposes of this scenario its stock horsepower"
>700hp

mods not exceeding $3,000
>$3,000 in lightweight wheels and sticky tires
>free weight reduction

>>14836083
>its stock horsepower"
"is doubled"
lol not saying GTO was 700hp from factory

>>14830816
>Falcon XR6T
Ew. They can actually turn

>>14835961
Felons aren't known for their upstanding behavior

>>14833289
John Lennon please go