Absolute Madman Thread

>>14827920
>tps light
>driving 100+

that not mad, just retarded.

>>14827920
>can backfire my car on command
>piss off every pedestrian ever

>>14827920
>What are some mad/stupid/hektik things you've done lately?

I bought an automatic.

>>14828256
This.

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>>14827920
>enter roundabout
>nobody around to watch my scheming
>don't use turn signal when exiting

Averaged 95 at 3AM going through Georgia. Full cannonball run type shit.

>>14828256
>implying snow tires don't trigger the light anyway when you don't pay 1200 for wheels with sensors

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>Approaching 90 degree turn, about 50m away
>speed limit is 25 and I'm obeying it
>light turns yellow
>awhellnahnigga.Jpeg
>let out inner mullet and rev engine the fuck up
>Hektik skid through intersection
>make eye contact with person in another lane
>it's my mom's friend from church
>got yelled at later when I get home for my driving shenanigans
>old lady narked on me hard

>>14828498
And what kind of radar detector do you have?

Traveled about 70 miles, through orange county and the heart of la on the 5 fwy, in 35 minutes. It was insane, and the weird part was for part of the trip there was some foo in a sentra-r going a tiny bit faster.

>>14828604
Pretty straight for the most part

>>14828309
It's called afterfire you cuck. Backfire is when shit detonates in your intake, which fucks your car really bad.

>>14828556
Muh sides

>>14830074
The fuck are you on backfire is when it ignites in your exhaust manifold spitting out a mixture of unburnt and burnt fuel and the worst that happens is lost fuel economy

>>14830074
>>14830183
its both.


>A backfire is combustion or an explosion produced by a running internal combustion engine that occurs in the air intake or exhaust system rather than inside the combustion chamber

>>14827920
Slid on 4 tires in my 03 accord last night

It was pretty hectic

>>14827920
>recently bought mustang gt
>leaving work around midnight
>driving home on interstate which passes through town
>come around corner to nice straight section
>only one semi up ahead
>let's get it on!
>pass semi doing about 110 and get it up to 140 mph
>get scurred and slow back down for curve in road
>come around curve and see po po sitting in the median

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>driving down road I'm on almost every night
>be about 10-11 ish
>decide to get some speed, lights on the road are pretty much always green at night
>hit about 115
>come around slight bend
>minivan in my lane
>limit is 45
>light ahead is red for the first time in months since I've been on this road
>fug
>someone pulls into other Lane
>mfw
>begin braking profusely
>cheapo brakes put on by last owner that I haven't bothered to replace
>getting worryingly close
>get exceedingly close
>still braking
>isonlysmells.jpg
>manage to stop almost in her bumper
>hand slips
>incredibly small toot
>mfw I had the audacity to toot at this lady
>smelled brakes all the way home

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>>14827920
>4 qt oil capacity
>car burns 1 qt oil per 3000 miles
>don't fill it until it needs a full qt
>driving for miles with only 3 qts in the engine

>>14828256
No sensors in my new rims.

>>14831798
As long as the oil pickup is under the oil level all the time, you're good. Run some thicker oil in it and see if it burns less. I've put more than a quart in my car before.

> in wichita
> work in ~3 hours
> live 3.5 hours away
> inner racer comes out. Full on cannonball run.
> breaking 100 on several stretches.
> hit road construction in little shit tier town
> come to a complete stop for about 20 minutes
> get home, after making the drive in 2 hours 45 minutes.
> mfw still late

>suggested turn speed: 45
>take it at 65

I did 180kmh in my 316i shitbox while listening to the opening from Lucky Star.

>don't fill up my car until like half a gallon left because I like how it feels lighter and quicker even if only in my head

>>14831771
Top kek while working

>>14828309
How?

>>14834849
i basically did the same 94 buick, it was pretty autistic.

>have no friends to ride in my car with me
>drive in carpool lane anyway
MISCHIEVOUS

Been driving manual trucks and camaro's all my life and never stalled,borrowed a friends 92 accord and kept stalling that motherfucker. The super light clutch is fucking with me

>>14835567
S A V A G E
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>>14828256
its just a tire light big deal

>>14827920
I go 50 mph in parking lots and rip the e-brake for hektik FWD skids

>>14835964
to add to this I also blast my eurobeat CD at max volume

>Routinely do 120+ on the way home from school.
>Weave in an out of traffic full sanic
>Lane filter errday
Just die on my baiku already

>>14828256
>100km/h
did you miss the big km/h at the bottom or do you really think 100km/h is fast

>>14836063

It's a bike you retarded tripfag

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>keep up with a new model toyota sienna
>end up going 85 in a 40mph zone
>sandnigger who i was impromptu racing looks butthurt

>>14835286
It's carbureted, and apparently runs rich when it's coasting down.

I downshift until I'm coasting at above 2k rpm, turn the key off, wait two seconds, then turn the key back on.

Shit's loud

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>sold my 4 cylinder for a v8 that gets less than half the gas mileage

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>>14828556
I don't have a radar detector

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>local smalltown lot is in same buy/selling group on autsbook
>They sometimes get in some interesting cars
>every time they do I go and test drive
>never bought anything

>start new job
>allowed company car
>must be a "high quality" 4 door saloon/estate or similar
>can spend up to $40k or similar
>think about it a long time
>Mercedes? Lexus? BMW? New 5-series looks good
>start looking at used cars (remember still has to be "high quality" brand)
>what about Volvo
>diesel 740
>turbo
>300 hp
>looks stock
>I buy it for 4k
>four new very skinny tires for 500
>go to and from job dressed in suit, powersliding everywhere I can

I love that brick

>>14837039
That is wonderful.

Mine?
120 on the highway with my pos dodge spirit. Not much else to it. I'd been trying to hit the top of my speedometer for a while, only hit 115. Ended up causing a oil leak which led to me blowing the engine because
>lol young and dumb
I was 18 at the time.

Otherwise the closest would be doing 100 in a 55 on my way to work. Have a dog, sometimes she takes her time shitting (walk her just before walk, think she does it for a longer walk).

>>14831771
I feel embarrassed for some reason

>Coming home from night with the boys at around 1am
>Feel the need for speed on the empty streets
>Narrow two way road following the train tracks over a crest and long left turn
>Doing 110/120km/h in a 50
>Right after the top of the crest there's a red light that triggers if you're over the limit
>"Lets be retarded and try to beat the red"
>As soon as I crest notice light was already red
>Car sitting on the opposite lane, waiting for green
>Don't even slow down
>As I cross the red doing more than double the speed limit notice car waiting is indeed a cop car
>Keep pushing until the end of the road and notice blue flashes in the rear view mirror
>Enter roundabout and take first exit into urban area
>Drive home as fast as possible

>>14831771
Don't speed that much on roads with lights you fucking waste

>>14838485
Jesus, anon. Such speed.

>>14834687
KC bro?

>>14836923
Keybangers lol

>140mph on motorway with a bent alloy causing lots of steering wheel wobble.

>Street racing against Evo 8. Hit bump in the road and nearly wipe out Evo. No collision

>Speeding down country lane and see another on coming car. Brake.....nope.....force opposite car to swerve into a ditch.

>Overtaking on dual carriage way. This scares old driver who doesn't see there's an off ramp. He continues straight over kerb and through a bollard. See his car launch 3 feet in the air...Turn around and pass to make sure he's ok. He's wiped out his oil sump and wife/grandson left shaken. Make sure they're ok and tow truck on the way. Leave....feel bad...

>Did 100mph in a 1.0 3 cylinder. Car shook like a donkey....

>Doing 60mph in a 30mph, see blue flashing lights. Brake for roundabout. Turns out its a Subaru interceptor...fuck..get breathalyzed. Saved by the fact I'd slowed down for the roundabout before they got a speed log.

>>14839312
Fucking kill yourself

>>14827920
>Be me late to a drug deal
>Have 60k worth of weed in my trunk
>Do atleast 140 on the LIE
>Pass a cop
>Don't care cause I'm going way to fast for him to catch up
>Go to the meet and get 60k
>Cruise home on the LIE
>Cop pulls me over even though I'm going below the limit
>Tells me a car matching mine was seen doing over 100 an hour ago
>He smells weed and asks to search my car
>I have no drugs in the car so I say ok
>He finds my 60k
>Mfw I can't prove I legally obtained the money
>Mfw the cop took all my fucking money
>Mfw I fucking hate cops

>>14839312
faggot mfk

>>14839342
good guy cop.

>>14827920
is there anything more canadian spec than large km/h with small mph in the speedometer?

>wake up to my car hitting something
>turns out its another car
>turns out i was also in the wrong lane
>turns out i have a .247 BAC
>cars are totalled
>somehow only had a small bump on my head and i had no seatbelt and the airbags never went off
>went directly to jail
>yolo

>>14827920
What car has this dash?

>>14839748
It's a Lancer GTS

>>14839312
You're a special kind of stupid

>>14839342

please leave, suffolk scum

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>>14831798
Bro, 4 quarts in the crankcase, 1 in the filter. Pic related