>Parking on the street >ever

>>14810710
>tfw 18 point turn to pull out of parking space

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Parallel parking is a civil engineering failure and should only be used as a last resort

>>14810710
>living somewhere you'd have to park on the street
>ever

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>>14810710
I have no idea how the fuck the Mercury parked. I know for a fact the car behind him was there before but not sure about the car in front of him

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>>14810761
He made it out and I missed it fuck

I hate parallel parking on my car. Can't see shit.
It was horrible when I was new to the car.

i drive a gay little fr86 and avoid parallel parking like the plague

Bumpers exist for a reason

If you get autistic over someone tapping your car at 1 mph you shouldn't be allowed to breathe

>>14811484
It still leaves scuffs and marks.

>>14810736
This.
I see so many urban areas with an 8' wide grass strip between the road and the side walk, and the road is not wide enough for two cars to pass each other when there are cars parked on the road.

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Looks bad in pictures because you to the pic from and angle up high but there's about half a foot of space on either side. This on the other hand ...

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>>14810738
agreed

>>14810736
Is that your 4runner? Nice and clean, I dig it.
>i have a 94

>>14811484
This doesn't apply if you have a classic car where the bumpers are mostly for show.

I never parallel park because of this shit. It used to infuriate my ex-girlfriend so fucking much when I'd make us walk an extra MINUTE to the place we'd be going because I'd choose a proper parking spot.
She'd literally not talk to me for half the day.

But damn, my car still has no dings or scratches on it even after being 15 years old. No regret.

>>14811567
If you have a classic car you shouldn't park in the street, spend a couple bucks for a parking garage

>>14811500
>literally autism

>>14811574
Yeah that's not always feasible.

>>14810710
My new car (that I got in July) has literally never been parked on the street or snow.

>live in southamerica
>all streets are 99% parallel-parking in the entirety of the country
>learning to park is literally learn to perpendicular-parking, which you might do 10 times in 20 years, and parallel parking, which is pretty much anytime you park in the street
>its really not that fucking hard once you take certain refference points as your rear quarter panel, wheel location, center of mass location, and compare it with the other car's driver and passanger seat's location
>the only hard thing is being aware of when your front and rear ends to make sure you dont hit the cars

>>14811717
Parallel parking isn't that hard, you're right. But the point is that most people aren't good at it so they'll fuck your car up.

Also I'm sorry you have to live in that third world continent.

>>14811731
Dude, when i was 18 i could parallel parking in a single movement.

Yes, here most cars are shorter than in the US, but if you are a mid-30 bench racer and still is unable to parallel park then you know fuck shit about the physical dimensional limit of your car


Granted, parallel parking = magic bump spawner in your car, i will give you that, my dad's car was 10 years old and has had almost enough bumps to deserve a rear hatch replacement.

my car gets the worst beat up in the parking lot

>>14811788
This.

It really depends on where you are parking your car. If it's the lot of a walmart, it has a high chance of getting pounded.

But if you are in some higher end area like whole foods or AJs, much less likely.

>>14811086
why is there an nvidia GPU on the sidewalk?

>>14811955
because it was summer and people dont need no heater in that time of year.

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>>14811567
>tfw rubber bumper MGB
I knew they were good for something.

>>14811955
Where?

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>>14812033
hiding in plain sight

>>14812046
I don't see it

>>14812046
>>14811955
what the fuck are you on about, nigger?

>>14811484
You are the fat soccer mom that door dings cars in a parking lot because "it doesn't matter."

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>>14812226
Where it's at

>>14811955
MOTHERFUCKER

LOOK AT THE ENTIRE SIDEWALK

>>14812264
look at the fucking grass you dork

>>14812268
>>14812272

The fuck are you niggers looking at? Are you even on the same thread like the fuck there is no GPU

>>14812294
we're looking at the fucking grass you blind shit
can you even read

>drive a car without power steering
>takes 10 years to turn the wheel so I can parallel park

>>14812264
You are mentally challenged and should not be allowed to drive if you cannot take a quick look at the obvious picture and use your brain. Not even being ironic. Its part of one of the human activities to relate a similar picture to an object to the object itself.

>>14812294
Look at these two pictures
>>14811086
>>14812046
notice any similarities?

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>>14810710

>this thread

jesus christ wtf is wrong with you faggots

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>So much easier to park on street during summer
>Can parallel park easily with this net

Ain't no thang, rear is fucked anyways.

>>14812311
Are you trying to say the cement brick circle where the tree is at, is somehow making the sidewalk look like a reference card 980 because of its cooling fan? Because if so, that's retarded and shows high levels of autism son

>>14812347
au contraire, the fact that you didn't immediately recognize it means you're the autist here

>>14812340
weren't you the guy with the retarded mother?

>>14812356
The way the guy said it made it seen like someone chucked a 980 onto the sidewalk to die. That's understandable too, I mean nVidia sucks and anyone with half a brain will go AMD. Better bang for your buck

>>14811591
>wanting your paint to stay nice
>autism

hows the civic treating you?

>>14811591
>literally defacement of property

>>14812395
>I mean nVidia sucks and anyone with half a brain will go AMD
i have AMD and i regret doing so.

>>14812388
I sure diddly am.

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>live somewhere where you never have to parallel park
>only done it once to pass the driving test 5 years ago
>get a job in a big city an hour away
>its all parallel parking
>mfw

I start on Monday and I've been practicing my parallel parking all week. I really hope I don't fuck up and hit something. That would probably be a very bad first impression with my coworkers.

>>14811591
>Literally a fucking $800 fix for a new bumper

>>14811484

Found the woman that forces her man to buy her a new 3 series every 4 years.

Or maybe just a poorfag still rolling around in a 91 civic hatch

My bumper is clean and I will keep it that way.

>>14812685
I hardly ever have to parallel park either. I've only done like 2 times in the past year.

My car is small though so it's not that hard

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>>14812685
>be lube tech, formerly porter
>can parallel park anything blindfolded and hogtied

learn to drive, faggot

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>>14811971

>>14810738
X2

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>>14812838
>lube tech
>posts jojo's homosexual adventure
>calling other people faggots

>>14811955

this is classic trolling at its finest

>>14812272
>"...on sidewalk"
>"Where? Can't find it"
>"Look in the grass dammit!"

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>>14812549
Ay, you got any more good stories for us?