[ D a i l y A u s f a g T h r e a d ] >dat is degenerate

>>14807378
Does anyone know what model Peugeot that is in the pic?

>>14807447
VE Falcon

>>14807471
Nah m8 that's an AU Commodore XR8 Turbo Sprint S pack SLE.

>>14807447
Its just an old soarer m8

>>14807447
>peugeot
cannot fucking unsee

I've never actually seen an abo driving before.

>>14807787
i've never seen just one in a car before, usually it's a group of 5 or 6. its always some beat up commodore too.

>go to servo wanting to exchange 2 dollar coins into notes
>thought servo-bro was working there today
>it was service stationfu.
>"hi i wanted to know if you could exchange these coins for a $10 note"
>she laughs whoreheartedly
>"lol ok but only if you do the accent again"
>what accent
>"ahaha thats the one, you always crack me up!"
>hands me my money
>"seya later anon!"
felt like shit, you only made polite conversation with me to hear my weird accent. its not an australian accent, its a weird autistic-esque one but i never realised it was that bad

what the fuck it looks like she's off the fap menu now

>>14807794
>>14807787
I can't remember the last time I saw an abo

are Commodores interference or non interference?, can't find shit anywhere or how to tell if an engine is or not

>>14807828
they are non interference

>>14807828
Depends on the engine, far as I know all the LS V8's are interference

>>14807808
i haven't seen one all year. i forgot they existed they were mentioned just now.

>>14807851
Sweet thanks

>>14807851
V6 in this case

>>14807807
>Be shut in for several years
>Finally emerge into the world
>Going to job, meeting coworkers
>"Wow, are you American?"

That was a horrible moment, at least now I can say "cunt" convincingly.

>>14807898
>brought up in area full of european immigrants
>parents are first gen australians
>morning cartoons before school were typical american shows and of course sesame street
>afternoon after school was british shit like postman pat and thomas the tank engine
>young me didn't know how the fuck to sound
>parents were pretty harsh about pronunciation
>moved interstate years later and started highschool
>"wow you have a weird accent anon, what country are you from?" every single day
>have ended up with some strange hybrid posh english/new york city accent
i'm the most interesting person in the world to people until they find out i just sound weird and i'm not actually from anywhere

>mum and dad won't buy me a new car
>need to get to tafe
>currently staying at home cos i cant get to tafe

fuck this

>>14807927
>i'm the most interesting person in the world to people until they find out i just sound weird and i'm not actually from anywhere
Accents are powerful things in any country, why not just role with it?

>>14807930
>1. borrow their car
>2. save up and buy a fucking car
>3. get a friend to drive you

pick one

>>14807930
live at tafe

or get a job and buy yourself a $300 car, your parents dont have to buy you shit

>>14807945
>>14807940
i dont get enough money and i need to buy booze you cunts

>>14807930
>catch the bus until you've saved up enough to buy a car or a motorbike
>????
>profit

>>14807945

epic meme cunt, if you cant afford to buy your kids a fucking car you shoudn't of had them

>>14808038
should they also buy you a house, pay all your bills and pay for all your food? epic meme cunt

>>14808038
>if you cant afford to buy your kids a fucking car you shoudn't of had them

maybe they dont want a spoiled cunt for a kid

>>14807953
I took a train to tafe and saved up my Centrelink from studying and bought a car, it's not hard cunt

>>14807930
>tfw mommy and daddy bought me a new 86 for my first car

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>>14808219
>"thats a nice car anon! is it yours?"
>yeah my parents bought it for me
thats some sexy shit right there

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New Project Binky up... finally
https://youtu.be/NMT9Ykmneiw

>>14808219
MUMMY'S BOY
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>>14808247
>>14808228

>>14808228
>>14808247
Stay poor, saltyfags. I'm on my red P's too.

>>14807643
Other way around matey. There's more lefties voicing their opinions than coons in this country.

>>14808349
its 4 cylinder style-over-substance car owned by managers of mcdonalds. calm down.

>>14808359
>he can't afford a fancy looking econobox

>>14808245
Absolute madmen.
Now for the long wait until the next episode.

>>14808219

"a new 86", what the fuck is an "86", don't tell me it's some gay bogan holden or ford shit

>>14807643
>>14808354
I reckon out of the two a coon is more dangerous in person but as far as groups go the alphabet soup-fags are a threat to society.

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>>14808368
>he doesn't know about the HACHIROKU GAWDMUSHEEN

>>14808373
>god machine
>can be beaten off the line by a camry
I even got to see two faggots do a stop light race like that. The Camry disappeared and the 86 just tried to keep up.

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>>14808377
>at the lights

Real men race on the toegay.

Hi friends
Automatic fag (QLD) looking for a first car for a pleb on autismbux.
Liking Maxima because cosmetic shit but its a bit big
Also the tiburon coupe look nice http://www.gumtree.com.au/s-ad/boronia-heights/cars-vans-utes/2004-hyundai-tiburon-coupe/1108827674

Any tips for comfy nice looking cars under $5k?

Went to mike hunts and shit seems dodgy as fuck but only place I could see in my price range. Tried a camry but felt a bit big and an astra CDTi diesel which seemed ok.
Should I just try private? If so how do I not get left with an explosion waiting to happen?

>>14808499
what do you want from the car? cylinder, handling, size, no. of doors etc?

>>14808245
I cannot handle just how on top of everything all the stuff is. It must be a nightmare to cut anything at all from the body as it might affect other shit

>>14808499
Ask to take the car to a mechanic for an inspection, if they say no then walk away

>>14808524
This.
Also, always get a test drive and check for any noises at both low and high speeds.

>>14808530
Do some hard turns too, give it a squirt or two

>>14808245
I'm seriously starting to doubt that they will ever fit the engine in there. The block barely fits let alone all the manifolds and chunky turbo

>>14808499
Honestly? Honda Prelude. The 4th and 5th gen look nice, and if you can get the VTiR for under 5k they're not slow either. They're one of those cars that's a bitch to keep immaculate, but are never going to die either.

Source: had one for 3 years, never missed a beat with only basic maintenance. I bought something else only because some woman crashed into it outside my apartment while it was parked on the street

>>14808507
-Drives
-comfy
-preferably small size
-atleast 2 doors
-Cruise control is a plus
-wont cost an arm and a leg to repair(autismbux)
-tint is a plus
-AC is a must

When it comes to mechanical side i dont know enough to decide
I like the cosmetic shit more than anything else, sunroof makes me want any car, a lot of old BMW look nice but im told expensive to fix. It will be for driving up/down motorway(30ish mins each way) and possibly driven up to northern qld and eventually back.
I've only really driven a 1998ish accent(or excel?) or something which had squishy brakes so my expectations are low. I first drove a manual terios for a couple weeks

>>14808524
Dude got pretty defensive when RACQ car check was mentioned.

>>14808546
Will have a look, ty

>>14808549
If he is serious about selling his car he will allow and inspection, if he denies it then he is hiding something

>>14808549
> a lot of old BMW look nice but im told expensive to fix
The parts cost is pretty close to that of any other car since they're incredibly common. The expense shit comes from all the hurr euro car memes Get an E36 or an 80s BMW if you want a good one, the ones after 2000 aren't all that great.

Also with that guy flipping out over the RACQ check, run the fuck away because he's hiding something bad about that car.

>>14808558
>>14808566
He said its fine but was really defensive and started talking shit about RACQ. The place is known to not be a good place to buy but is the only really cheap place that i know of thats around.

If i was to go test this, what should I look out for?
http://www.gumtree.com.au/s-ad/parkwood/cars-vans-utes/2005-nissan-maxima-j31-my05-st-l-blue-4-speed-automatic-sedan/1106852503

>>14808566
When looking at such old cars, what do I look out for? I've been trying to find something in the 2003+ range

>>14808609
I can kind of understand the defensiveness, you're basically calling him untrustworthy to his face

>>14808609
He's just afraid of his car failing and he knows that it would fail because there's something lurking in it. So stay away from that car. I've had RACQ checks done to every car I've purchased and owners have never got defensive about it. The only ones that do are ones that do know there's shit wrong and were hoping you wouldn't be bothered enough to get a check.

When looking at older cars, check their service history. If there are any bizarre huge gaps then walk away. As for physical inspections, check all the hoses that are visible for cracks or wear, check belts, check that the oil doesn't smell or look burned, check the coolant and make sure there aren't any strange chunks or colours in it (telltale sign of a blown head gasket if there is), check that it idles smoothly and doesn't rev search.

>>14808618
>rev search
What is this?

>>14808618
Whats rev search?

yeah a couple of the cars including one of the ones i drove didnt have log books
most didnt have any recent receipts for the past few years....

>>14808613
Yeah I get that, but wasn't very professional

>>14808626
You start the engine and it goes VROOO a lot and you see the needle bouncing with each one. The term is idle hunting, so my mistake for saying rev searching.

Anyone from Perth cruising around tonight or going to the car cruises tonight?

>>14808636
Wouldn't that be ignition or fuel problems?

>>14808665
It can be caused by a giant list of things. Anywhere from a faulty maf to a broken crankshaft position sensor

Is the expensive bmw meem true for the e36?

>>14808679
The E36 has a massive aftermarket and the parts support is just incredible, not to mention the massive community of owners and its easiness to work on. There's a reason there are so many around.

>>14808650
Nah shit weather, everyone will craah

>>14808679
If you don't care for cosmetic shit, yer good

>>14806514
20k km in a year isn't that bad

That's pretty much the same as someone having a 35km commute to and from their typical 9-5 job.

If you're after something menial there's always getting a job at Coles/Woolies stacking shelves or fresh produce or whatever the fuck you wanna do.

Can easily do 4 days a week 8-10hr shifts once you're set in, and decent pay, $23p/h on part time, $25+ for whatever extra casual shifts you wanna pick up.

Fucking cruisey as job, come in, do your shit, time passes by fast and you can fuck off.

Insurance still going over my car

Sick of driving a fwd aurion

long shot but was anyone down at baskerville for the tasmanian drift series today? fucking mint

>>14807643
Imagine if they become ONE

>>14808740
Lbgt abos?, more likely we will live on Mars

>life has stagnanted
>made no progress on my plans for cars and a better job that I came up with months ago
>just been stockpiling money
Up to 10k now. Might just keep going and buy a gawdmachine 86 to flaunt my richness

>>14808779
Keep saving then have a heart attack buried in coke and whores

>>14808779
>$25k
>rich

>>14808808
B-but 86's mean I'm rich!

>>14808808
Making fun of this fag
>>14808219

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Done

>>14808829
looked better without the wing imo

>>14808824
>>14808829
Applying A E S T H E T I C S

>>14808808
but you can get them for 15k on scumtree/cuntsales off ex-p platers

>>14808824
>>14808829
The stock adjustable one is nicer

>>14808829
nice rice

>>14808829
just fuck my shit up senpai

>>14808692
Is e46 similar? Really keen on buying one but not sure about it due to costs

Whats a good wagon? Ford don't make wagons anymore so I was leaning towards a VF but open to other makes.

>>14808974
Think of it this way

***** e30
**** e36
*** e46
* e90

number of *'s indicates the amount of aftermarket support, the amount things that do not fuck up, and cost to fixing if things fuck up

>>14808993
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>>14808993
Wut

>>14809011
>Anymore

They don't make FG/FG-X wagons faggot.

>>14809017
>buying new
Fuck off richfag

>>14809017
Wait don't they?
I could swear that I saw one at the shops the other week. I'm almost certain it was, because I remember thinking that it looked stupid with that fish mouth.

>>14808366
Another 4 months I guess...
>>14808520
Guess its just a part of that kind of bespoke fab work, not that they're really intimidated by it as much as some of us hacks that would cut it up and horribly fuck it up.
>>14808545
The GT-4's engine generally has the turbo mounted very high up on the manifold, like from memory its actually higher than the exhaust ports and then channels down the front and under the sump. That in of itself might make for a bit more room towards the front of the car, its still going to require some kind of mad fucking wizardry to fit an intercooler and radiator in there. Probably something like a water-air IC sandwiched up with a radiator like on some of the RX7 mods I've seen.

>>14809051
On closer inspection it may have been a Mondeo.

The front end of that sure looks like the FG, damn.

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Reposting

>>14809160
k

>>14807447
Kek
>>14807930
You should be able to get a concession card for public transport if you go to tafe.
>>14808219
I bet you only got the 86 because your parents wouldn't let you get an actual sports car because it would be "too unsafe".
>>14808549
Honestly, Bimmer parts aren't that expensive but if you're dirt poor you're better off going for older japshit and learning to wrench yourself.
>>14809003
I'd say E36 should be above E30s in terms of overall cost - the cars themselves are cheaper, and parts are real easy to come by compared to E30s.

>>14809232
To be fair I wouldn't turn down a free 86 either.

I'm looking for a new car but want something i can get cheap and mod to make it personal.

I like the idea of getting an 86 and throwing a twin turbo on that bitch with some subtle exterior mods and suspension / brake / ecu upgrades

Anyone know of anyone who has an 86 with forced induction?

>>14809295
You need to get lower compression pistons m8 because they have to has massive comp to get 140kw out of an n/a 2.0l

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guys, i did some research and to get a VF SSV interstate with licensing and shit will cost around $1200, does this sound about right?

http://www.gumtree.com.au/s-ad/springwood/cars-vans-utes/mercedes-190e/1106306226

Anyone near this thing? Would it be a bad idea to get it?

>>14808549
Mitsubishi Verada or a Mitsubishi Lancer. Maybe a third gen Liberty?

Anything wrong with R33's? muh favourite skyline but its cop bait and every single one is defected

>>14809308
>not getting the 4chan plate

>>14809327

Tbh its pointless buying one now. They are getting old. Save ur shekels and buy something newer

Fuck i hate lebs and other assorted loud mouths talking at the top of their lungs in the middle of the street

https://www.carsales.com.au/private/details/Nissan-Skyline-1993/SSE-AD-3642552
>taco is faulty
And
https://www.carsales.com.au/private/details/Nissan-Skyline-1993/SSE-AD-3918176
>JUST

>>14809321
>80s mercedes
DO DAVE PROUD SON

Reckon the XR6 and especially the sprint version is going to be a classic and be worth a bit later on?

I want a falcon but im on my fucking ps so i cant get v8 or turbos due to anti hoon laws.

Also where can you fuck your gf? We both live in our respective parents house as we just graduated high school.

>>14808499
>>14808549
I'm biased because I have one, but an N16 Pulsar would be worth a look.
>Tidy examples can be picked up for less than $5k.
>Comfortable whether it's the daily commute or an interstate trip.
>Series II models come with cruise control and AC as standard.
>Reliable engine that handles abuse like an absolute champ.
>Cheap to maintain.
>Great for doing mainies with the boys.

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Ive got too much spare money and im stupidly close to doing something dumb like pic related
Talk me out of it please

>>14810065
If you're gonna do it, do it properly.

Get your hands on a genuine Veilside body kit and matching period wheels.

Blitz make (made?) some great looking wheels in the 90's,the Technospeed comed to mind.

>>14809844
>reckon these cars that I have absolutely no financial prospect of owning in the near future are going to be classics?
>the only thing stopping me owning either currently are arbitrary licencing laws that keep me from driving them on public roads in the short term
This is like reading a falcunt post from 6 years ago.

>>14810098
I was just going to get a kit off ebay and a set of chromies to go as obnoxious as I could

coming home from pub/club
woman all pic related on ground
she seems fine, thanks me "thank you, had too much" etc
keeping walking home, shes NOT ugly, walking all over road, cars swerve, etc
cross road, ask her if she is okay, bad move, "fuck you cuntwanna follow me peice o shit you followin me i stab you cunts get fucked"
gf freaks. i just call cops, she look like this, headin this way.
BAM she passes out on side walk, me an gf sit at bus stop and watch, she. . . .slides?? into town on her back like a drug fucked crab.
wait for over an hoour for cops, decide lets get a drink, get drink at few nice pibs.
hooker dispersal.
also cops nicely decide to patrol the area now.

also some bogan cunt tries it on with my mrs, abo mates smash him, free drinks and respect all night.

http://www.gumtree.com.au/s-ad/springwood/cars-vans-utes/mercedes-190e/1106306226

Is there anything that would make me think twice about flying to Brisbane to buy this and drive back home?

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>>14810268
FUCK PISSED imag this

>just got my carbs up to shape
>bike runs smooth as butter
>go to start her up today
>get a few slow cranks and that's all
>battery has died on its own
JUST

>>14809844
>Also where can you fuck your gf? We both live in our respective parents house as we just graduated high school.

Do you have a car now? Go somewhere quiet and fuck in the back. If you have a wagon or hatch and the seats fold flat it's even easier.

>>14810287
diff will be fucked, maybe tranny too

>>14810149
Might as well just buy the most poorly modified Lancer/Mirage you can find then, it'll already have a ridiculous bodykit and chromies on it. Hell, if you're lucky you could get one that already has tacky airbrushing all over it as well.

>>14809844
What makes you think that the sprint version will be P plate legal?

>>14812753
What. He never said that. Re read it a few times mate youve had a few too many beers

>>14810065
there is that exact celica in red one street back from me.
buy that
put these on
http://www.importmonster.com.au/shop/product_info.php?products_id=2190&osCsid=6a5d4dc25152f54740a2eba56d3e484f
and done

>>14812943
>nismo wheels on a toyota
noice

>>14809663
>Can be removed if needed

Remove car, REMOVE CAR

>>14813212
I don't know exactly why, but this shit triggers me.

>>14809160
Lol. 10k for a front cut of one of the ugliest falcons ever made with a non numbers matching engine

Thats not even worth scrap value.

>>14812154
I have a wagon, gf has a hatchback and car sex is bad. shes a small girl too.

>>14813384
RAN WHEN PARKED I KNOW WHAT I GOT NO TIMEWASTERS

>>14813432
Lol. I love it when people think anything rare = valuable

>>14812516
Is that really the fate of every rear wheel drive car in Australia? I could sort of tell, that yellow tape on the steering wheel. It would have been a stupid decision to buy anyway

>tfw neighbours fucking dog won't stop barking and making annoying as fuck dog noises all fucking day, every day
How to silence it?

>>14813389
Yeah, well unless you get a hotel, that's about all you're going to be getting.
And car sex isn't that bad. maybe you're just bad at sex?

>>14813524
>not fucking your gurlfriend innawoods
great way to subtly make her fit too

Just an early morning reminder that
>tfw no gf

>>14813511
Complain to your neighbors, if they are cunts about it feed the dog chocolate, Pretty sure they get really sick if they eat chocolate

>>14813524
GF is a cuckold and I only get to fuck her once a week if im lucky, yet im sitting here everyday waiting to fuck her. we've had good car sex but her car is a getz so it's squishy.

>>14813543
I was going to bend my gf over her car bonnet and fuck her like a bogan would but she wasn't into that.

>>14813549
You're missing out desu (not really, i'd rather have sex with randoms again than have gf)

>tfw you get use to driving one car and never want to drive anything else.

I hate this feel.

>>14813558
Is having a girlfriend actually worth it?, assuming you find a chick who you click with

>>14813511
Go into the real outside world. Walk to there house and ask them politley to make there dog quiet.

>>14813570
>buy a newer better car
>getting ready to sell old unkillable shitbox
>cleaning old stuff out giving mad nostalgia
>drive it to self-service car wash and can push it to the limit because you know exactly where the grip limit is unlike this alien new car

>>14813511
Just ask your neighbours to try and do something about it. They may just need to give the dog a toy to play with when they leave.
You can always file a noise complaint to your council if the situation doesn't improve.

>>14813505
depends.
big luxury stuff like fairlanes, statesman, s-classes and ls400s are probs safe from (much) hooning

>>14813580
Yes and no, My GF is my best friend but she can be a complete nightmare sometimes. Find hot sluts to fuck if you're young and find someone who's great to be with and hot, because most sluts are annoying to be around. Don't try to get a girlfriend because it's guaranteed sex.

>>14813587
I've been driving my gfs focus for a while now and it's just too comfy now. Has stuff all power though.

>>14813593
I don't get this
>have doggo
>every single house bordering mine has a doggo
>doggo has great friends to bark with
>all the barking keeps the somalians and arabs from breaking in
only problem is that I keep driving over dogshit in the backyard

>>14813613
Normally I don't care, dogs gonna dog

But they don't even tell it off, sometimes they yell at it to shut up from inside

>>14813606
What year focus? I was looking at a 2007 focus zetec. Power isn't needed in a FWD econobox.

>>14813632
Fuck lol, Sounds like my family when my mums dog barks.

>>14813558
Meh, I get to sleep with my missus probably only a couple times a week. Keeps it fresh. You still have your hands for the other times, brah.

>>14813613
Do you live in Blacktown? Because that seems like the right demographic.

what's the next best thing I can put my penis into?

>>14813661
A trannys asshole.

>>14813594
I Just want something that'll be fun/comfy, rwd and maybe manual

>>14813672
Doesn't everyone? Statesmens/Fairlanes are the closest thing i've found to all of those but they're autos.

>>14813613
Most people are fine with occasional barking - that's just what dogs do.
It's when they have multiple barking sessions every day that it becomes a nuisance.

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>>14813655
>Keeps it fresh

>>14813697
pinacolada > black ice any day

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>>14813697
Most people can't deal with the fresh

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Owned this exact car 3 years ago when i bought it from the original owner bone stock for a grand. When i finished my traineeship and started making serious cash i sold it for $1500 and got a r34. Lost my job a few weeks back and so the 34 went and i started looking for another car. Funnily enough, i found my old little nugget on gumtree in the hands of some lebo, with a set of rota grids's, full and exhaust and a few nice interior mods. It still goes fairly hard for a n/a sr20

Nabbed it for $500 with a fried clutch, bought one the next day and got the flywheel machined for a total of $280 and she was back on the road the following week.

>>14813683
I found a few

>http://www.gumtree.com.au/s-ad/greenwith/cars-vans-utes/1992-bmw-white/1108136502

>http://www.gumtree.com.au/s-ad/glenelg/cars-vans-utes/1994-bmw-3-sedan/1095062431

>http://www.gumtree.com.au/s-ad/adelaide-cbd/cars-vans-utes/1991-bmw-e36-sedan-manual-m50-engine/1109336839

>http://www.gumtree.com.au/s-ad/mile-end/cars-vans-utes/1996-528i-bmw/1109511972

I think the white one could be good, I have a car at the moment so I could fix it up. Even if I need to replace the engine, shouldn't cost more than 2000 if I do all the labour myself

>>14813639
2006 LS CL.
It has its problems.
-indicator is on the left side of the steering wheel
-revs 'hang' a lot. Especially when you go from 1st to 2nd
-accelerator has a big dead zone

There's probably some other stuff I'm missing. But it's a pretty good car as an exonobox, usually get 7-8L/100km and I don't drive it easy. I think you can get down to 6L/100km if you drive gently.
Oil changes are really fucking easy too.
Over all, I'd probably buy it again.

squishy, I've come to tassie for the targa

it's fucking windy here

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>be living in cenny coast
>hear motos fly down into the corners

yeah mad

>then cops on the chase, very much behind
>fuck yeah bikes

Saw 4 cops out on the freeway, 2 of which had 2 guys outside their mazda
shitting themselves. What would a cop call backup for? Either way, they seemed fucked.

And some other cunt pulled over on the bit where it goes to 90 -110 downhill
and just as you turn to Mooney Mooney on the exit. Holy fuck.

Google maps has a guy PULLED OVER.

HAAAAAAAAA HAAAAA. Same fucking spot. fuck

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ready for winter

>>14814097
Australian winter*

Where it occasionally rains and you might have to wear a jumper.

So guys, looking at that 528i I mentioned before, the one with the misfire for pretty cheap, anything else I should look out for on the 528i?

>>14814201
New Zealand winter actually

>>14814250
You're in the wrong thread, buddy

sweet jimminy fucks-mas

http://www.gumtree.com.au/s-ad/midvale/cars-vans-utes/1983-porsche-928-ute-project/1072719641

I'm looking for a car (first car. Sticky didn't do much to help). I'm debating between the hilux or the Ranger. I can't decide and googling which is better hasn't helped at all. I'm trying to teach myself basic things about cars so I can make a good decision but I thought I would quickly ask here.

Is this bridgestoned's corona?

http://www.gumtree.com.au/s-ad/mount-gambier/cars-vans-utes/1984-toyota-corona-sedan/1109611142

>>14813655
i'm from seven hills lol
there's still a fair few bogans but they don't seem to care about dogs

>>14814881
Any reason you want a big ute or 4wd?

>>14814306
Aus, NZ. What's the difference?

>>14814881
depends on the age.
i've heard that new rangers are a bit under on quality control, know some guy who had constant and dangerous electrical issues and I think ford eventually swapped it for a new one

that era of hilux from ~2010 seem to be fucking tanks, the 4.0 goes pretty well too

>>14815223
My dad has passed down his boat and jet ski to me so there's the towing. Also camping and off road driving are hobbies I enjoy. Would love to do them with my own car. Other than that just personal preference if I was to buy another type of car it would be an old impala or another car similar to that.

>>14815302
I'm hoping to find one cheap as it is my first car. So probably a bit on the older side.

>>14815323
>boat and jet sk
sell them and get a god machine

>>14815323
old hiluxes are primitive but reliable, 22r is a good motor
heaos of support for them though

>>14815332
>God machine
I do not follow.

>>14815363
So an old hilux would be the way to go?

>>14815382
yeah sure
just don't expect good handling, good power, comfort, or anything really
some don't have aircon
and if you crash, don't expect to live

>>14815398
That doesn't sound very fun.

>>14815363
how many k's can you put on the 2tr-fe before its a risk?

>>14815398
>and if you crash, don't expect to live

wrong if you crash don't expect the other driver to live

>>14815441
are you one of those cunts who think that crumple zones are bad for you

>>14815523
'yes'

whats the chances i have type 2 diabetes?
>never exercise
>piss all the fucking time
>thirsy all the time, figured thats why i piss alot
>eat chips after work every day for months
im scared /o/, is there a chance i have it?

>>14815382
People think shitty slow toyota 86 are god machines but theyre slow aa fuck

>>14815694
>>14815694
What would you suggest then?

>>14815711
350/370Z. VE SS Commodore. Used WRX. Skyline. Supra

>>14815727
What 4wd would you suggest?

>>14815733
adventra v8
outback with an ej20+manual swap

brumby (fully serious on this one)

>>14815755
Thanks will look up these.

>Theres another thread with the exact same initials as us caled Daily Auto Thread

Why?

>>14815642
You would be puking and sick if you had diabetes and eating sugar, retard. Why don't you do yourself a favor instead of injecting insulin into your gut in the next 10-15 years & eat healthier.

>>14815733
Landcruiser ?

>Need to buy 1k in parts
>CC is maxed out already
fug

Guys, getting a SSV redline, fuck it. Last time we can buy an Aussie muscle car.

At 60k its worth it desu.

>>14815780
Still doesn't explain the excessive pissing though

never will i self diagnose again. Thank you Allah

>>14816047
go man go.

really want an xr6t sprint, but they will prob sell out so fast.
but aussie car, with an aussie motor

>>14816054
You probably have a small bladder, or you drink a lot, if not your body is trying to get rid of all the shit you put in it.

>>14816047
60k for a commodore lol. Might as well buy a gen-f

>>14816054
You're going do die, I'm a doctor srs

>>14808733

WTF coles and woolies pays kids $25 an hour??????

>>14816056

I think it's already too late man

>>14816057


It's the last commo and will hold it's value

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>>14816057

also, it's pretty much a clubsport betweenan r8 and gts

ford did the same with the sprints

gotta love ford and holden for going out with a bang

AUSTRALIA 4 LYF

>>14816079
>Any commodore holding value

The only commodore that will hold any value will be a brock or hsv. that car will be selling for scrap value in 20 years time. Buy it if you've got the money otherwise stfu. No cars hold value.

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>tfw no ae86 to drive
>tfw stuck with shitty wombat 2005 corolla

>>14816086
VB commodores with 253's have already risen in value for some reason. VL commodores being meme cars have had a price hike too. 304 commonwhores are always atleast 1000 bucks more expensive than an equivalent 6 cyl

>>14816098
ive got a Ke30 in my paddock i used to DD. Been out of rego for a year now, wish i could get the funds to drive that car again but its so impractical
>slow
>gutless
>tiny interior accomodates a Jap family, not a 6'2 anglo
>not even that good on fuel form how hard you have to push it
>no boot
>no tork
only thing its got going for it is that it looks bitching

>>14816103
It's because they're boomer mobiles. New commodore or falcons won't hold any value, UNLESS they are HSV or special order ones like the GT-F, Sprint etc. Standard ass ones like a redline won't make a fucking difference in 20 years when suspension, brakes and other handling components improve.

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>>14816111

aesthetics is all that matters friendo

i despise newer iterations of cars because the center of mass is way too high and the car looks way too blocky for me to enjoy driving.

>>14816111
Swap the engine in it for a sr20, ca18, 4g63 etc.

should i?

http://www.gumtree.com.au/s-ad/quinns-rocks/cars-vans-utes/1982-ford-falcon-van-minivan/1109440516

>>14816113
just wait then, gen X are going to pretend like VN commodores were the best australian car ever made and you end up paying 3000 for a rolling chassis with the floor rusted out thinking you got a bargain

>>14816119
i dont want to engine swap it desu. i really like the simplicity of the K engine and its robustness. Most i would do is a 5 speed manual converstion or a 5k engine swap. Its too bad they're gutless or otherwise its a perfect little engine

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>>14816146
Good. VN commodores can look good, VN SS in grey. Any commodore can be made to look good.

Also, You could always turbo or supercharge the K engine and put a 5 speed in it.

>>14816160
no car built in the 80s and 90s looks good plastic heaps of shit

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>>14816189

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>>14816189
check mate

>>14816189
>Implying

Literal god machines are from the 80s and 90s

Skylines, Supras, Rx7 etc etc

>>14815642
What time do you fall asleep? You'll be tired as fuck

What Aussie cars scream rapist or serial killer?

have checked owned quite afew
nothing like a bunch of scrubs trying to convince the world 80s and 90 are the best cars ever and you know their not

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>>14816210

My work truck does a good job of that

>>14816160

wheels are gay put it on some something tasteful

Can you get a turbo for the 2016 liberty 3.6?

>>14816075
Only people who have been working there since they were 12

They also don't hire anyone over that age of 15 that isn't a minority

>>14816215
i get more of a village people vibe from your truck bro

>>14816195
>xr headlights
reee fuck off normie

>>14816111
>6ft2
manlets like you deserve to drive underpowered cars.
come back when you make 225kw naturally aspirated :)

>>14814097
>not driving a 2006-2011 JDM """"Ford"""" Ranger

>>14816222
40kw @ 5800 RPM mate beat that :)

>>14816252
80kw @ 6200RPM

get down on your knees and gimme some pighead

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>>14816221

thx senpai

>>14816258
you may have 80kw but i have muh power to weight so i will automatically win when i beat you on every corner of the touge due to this fact alone, checkmate mate >=^D

>>14816263
>meshies
>on a commo
fucking gold

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>>14816275

You talking shit bout my wheels bruh?

2016 370z

manual or auto 7-speed M-Mode with paddle shifters?

I plan to twin turbo it

>>14816287
Auto 7spd. DCT>Manual

>>14816289

is it time for manual to retire?

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>see one of those brz's in westfield for a raffle
>think about entering while my mum shops for underpants and shit
>dont really want to be that red p plater with the brand new meme mobile
prob already changed to that mercedes by now anyway

>>14816295
Yes it is. DCT autos are far superior in all aspects

>>14816297
brz's are gay, be original and get something different and decent for that money

>>14816287
paddle shifters are love

paddle shifters are life

>looking in classifieds
>see an STI custom numberplate for sale
>he wants 25k
what was he thinking?

Genuine question here guys, are there any well taken care of Commodores from the 90s at all? Is there a single decent example out there for sale? I've never seen one that isn't dented, rusted, paint faded or just plain abused to shit.

>>14816297
It was probably an auto anyway.

If you're going to have an underpowered shitbox it not as well be manual.

>>14816303
what money
it was one of those raffles for blind people or something

>>14816284
i fucking love your wheels and i love how they're on a commie even more

Need advice for a car under $3k that will last me hopefully a few years without major problems.
It will need to do 1 round trip from brisbane to mackay
Go up/down motorways generally 30mins each way.
Automatic

just spotted http://www.gumtree.com.au/s-ad/yeerongpilly/cars-vans-utes/1999-bmw-318i-6-month-rego-rwc-12-month-warranty/1105655886
Will parts be moderate price.
With the 12 months warranty and 6 months rego its looking pretty good in my book that knows nothing about cars

Thanks in advance

>>14816310
*might as well

Fug

>>14816308

Back in the 90s, me and my mates who are all into cars, always used to try and find commo's that were immac, and even back then, cunts didn't take care of them with rust everywhere and bog all over the cars.

good luck in the year 2016

>drive through town
>perfect red nsx on the side of the road
Think theyd notice if it went missing?

https://www.carsales.com.au/dealer/details/Honda-Integra-2005/OAG-AD-12362651

How bad can it be? Would it be okay? Could I take on a stralership and win? How do I do it? Or am I better off buying private?

>>14816313
BMW parts are fairly cheap since they're probably the most common Euro car around. That 12 month warranty is also a huge plus.

>>14816307
I saw this the other day, too.
I choked on my breakfast when I saw the asking price.

>>14816313

Make sure you get a mechanic or nrma to look at it, never trust a used car salesmen, ever.

>>14816315
I wonder if one day soon they'll all be off the road and just a memory because not one single owner gave enough of a shit to take care of one.

>>14816287
why twins? single a best
>>14816307
he knows what he got mate

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>uncle wants me to change the oil on his shitty VT
>get in car
>all tint is peeled off and looks fucked up
>interior smells like cigarettes and death
>key goes in and aftermarket radio instantly starts playing AC/DC at 100db
>airbag light stays on
>car is basically fucked
>oil plug is tightened to supreme gorilla strength
>'yeah it wouldn't come loose when i tried so i tightened it more to make sure it wouldnt come off'
>man fuck this you dont even have a drivers license why am i doing this
>go to leave
>'if you're leaving can i get a lift to the servo for some smokes'
>no
>leave faster
man i can see where the bogan centrelink commodore public housing druggo stereotype comes from

>>14816311
i put in my name for a Triumph Dolomite and a A9X Torana. Lets just say i didn't win either

>>14816308
They're rarer than rockinghorse shit.
Even back in the 90's the VS-VR commo's would last 2-3 years before they became full of bog, dents and rust.

>>14816331
>having bogan relatives

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>>14816312

Are 15" wheels on a Commodore that amazing? Guess it makes a nice change from 18" CSA Shakers or the newest in thing getting VE wheels and hacking up the centre bore to make them fit. I wonder if anyone's had them just like fall off?

>>14816308
if it has some value like hdt etc then maybe, otherwise your chances are slim, even grandpas special won't be looked after well even if it only has 100000k's and has been sitting in the shed for the last 10 years
>>14816316
nah, whats the worst that could happen?>>14816319
link?

>>14816318
Only plus to buying from dealer from what I can see.

>>14816320
Yeah will be doing RACQ, problem is im a pleb and it costs extra.

>>14816297
>not going underpants shopping with your mum

>>14816357
>thankyou captian underpants

>>14816317
Drop it down to 10k and she's good

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>>14816346
Boomers at their finest.

saw a lancer evolution with a 4G63 plate
made me lel inwardly

>>14816368
no this is definitely pinnacle of boomer behaviour >>14809160

will i ever have a gf in my valiant?

mercury hard cider>>>>>anything YOU drink

>>14816379
my gf thinks valiants are pretty fuck ugly (a "deformed hammerhead shark" is what she called it) so no gf for you anon.

>>14816382
tits or gtfo

>>14816325

not for that six, too much lag on a single

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>>14816385
>

Whats the deal with old audi cars?
Expensive to fix?
http://www.gumtree.com.au/s-ad/burleigh-heads/cars-vans-utes/1999-audi-a6-sedan/1108656021

>>14816308
I have a mate with a completely immaculate and stock vs commie

he takes great care of it too. skids the fuck out of it, but takes care of it still

>>14816490
just cut yourself if you enjoy pain enough to get an old audi m8

>>14816307
There is an insane market for custom license plates, several go for six figures; I once saw a pink, Queensland plate that read "LOVE" advertised for $400,000. No word of a lie.

>>14816342
>not having bogan relatives
found the foreigner

fuck off, we're full

>>14816534
i'm second gen mate. calm the fuck down.

>>14816534
you should listen to my uncle go on about muslims and migrants and boat people and niggers and abos and chinks and zipperheads and gays and japs
once he sees any of the above on tv he wont stop yelling for at least 10 minutes

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>tfw want to end it like Kowalski in Vanishing Point
>tfw no fast car to do this in
i wonder what i could use in a high speed police pursuit ending in a fiery crash

>>14816554
what a mad cunt

>>14816563
vs commodore

>>14816574
>304 going 200km/h into a roadblock
perrrrfect

>>14816581
>only 200
mate you're not even making the VS stretch its legs

>>14816587
top speed is like 240 km/h m8, its very close to its limits at 200

>>14816610
yeah sure m8
that's just holden playing it down so the govt didnt ban the car

Anyone bought a car interstate before? Is it a big hassle?
It always seems that the car I want is in the next state over.

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>trying to sleep
>feel something on my arm
>roach
I should seal this fucking room, can I have one place free from bugs

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>>14816662
Get a pet spider

>>14809844
In your parents' bed.

>>14816740
I've got a pet white tip. Thing is blind as a bat but will take down anything. Chucked a moth about 1.5x its size in its container and the fucker just ate it

>>14816537
>2015
>Not being 3rd gen aussie
Fuck off cunt

>>14818022
That would make you underageb& in most cases

>>14818022
another second gen reporting in.
feels good man.

>Found what seems to be getting close to a suicide note written by my mum
Hows the start to everyone else's day going?

>>14816307
Saw that in the Saturday classifieds. Some rich cunt's boyracer son will pick it up for his STi and get hectic before HWP gets him for something stupid.

>>14819694
Heavy shit, anon. Ask her what's wrong, be prepared to lose a couple of hours.

>>14819694
ask her if she's an emo scene kid
play some my chemical romance for her

>>14819735
I dont even know what to do. Straight up the note said "Does the car have insurance in case I have an accident" then listed how she wanted her wedding. Both myself and my sister who also saw it are freaking out

>>14820100
kek. Would probably push her over the edge since she cant take any bants

>>14820127
you mean funeral?

go to her work and check if shes there

>>14820127
Contact her immediately. Ring her up, go to where she works, idk. Pour on the loving family shit.

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>those faggots who put european number plates on non european cars

>>14820287
People do this? I've seen shit custom plates and regular plates on Euro shitboxes, but never have I seen Euro plates on a non-Euro shitbox.

I dont understand personalised plates.
Its just easier for cunts to remember it when i come sideways thru their lounge room after gutter jumpin' my vs.
Im way to hektik.

>>14820299

seen them all the time, holdens, subarus, hondas, looks fucking stupid

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Look what we did. We covered its light so it cant make revenue at night

>>14820664
Why not just cover the camera so it can't make revenue at all?

>>14820698
The box wasnt big enough to cover the pig camera

http://www.gumtree.com.au/s-ad/hectorville/cars-vans-utes/1996-bmw-other-sedan/1109676804

fuck me

>>14820565
>not putting Vauxhall badges and Euro plates on your Commo for fully sikk EUDM-tyte rep

>>14820703
Fair enough. Bigger box next time or black out the lens.

>>14820786
This. A can of spraypaint will do the job

>>14816218
So, you're saying I should start saying I'm transgender when applying for jobs at coles?

bros?

http://www.gumtree.com.au/s-ad/murdoch/cars-vans-utes/2002-mercedes-benz-c32-sedan-amg/1084234043

>>14816130
It says it sold, did you?

>>14820845
Tick both boxes, show up in a dress and beard and threaten to check their privilege. They'll cave.

>>14816160
desu I like the VS more, but I like the recessed rear wheels on the VN

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>tfw no LS7-swapped VL Commo in a Walkinshaw body kit

>>14820664
good onya m8.
pretty sure they've got a sensor on the main camera too so if its covered they'll realise and send someone round, box might stay there a while

best thing I reckon would be to put sicaflex all over the camera

>>14808384
Guess that rules you out, poofta

>Could've gotten the pussy last night
>Body decided to sleep 18 hours instead
t-thanks

Why get a toyobaru when you can get an aus-spec s15 for cheaper
It looks better
Has turbo
Big af aftermarket

>>14821876
because brand new cars are much easier to get financing and insurance on than fifteen year old enthusiast cars which are usually beaten to hell

>>14821995
Add to that the age of entitlement, the 'i must have it now' mentality, everything has to be brand new or its shit.

6 months later they're on Gumtree because daddy got sick of making repayments.

>>14822275
Then the rest of us without daddysmoney can pick em up cheap

how much do you all pay for insurance?
age
car
state

>>14822431
20
e30 318is
NSW

$770 for full comp agreed value with Just Car

>>14821876
A Spec-R S15 entirely outperforms and looks better than the 86 but it's impossible to get your hands on an unfucked one.

It'll be beaten to shit, "tastefully modified" and still costs around $15k plus rapey S-chassis insurance.

>>14822883
All good cars always have terrible owners.

>>14822906
That's the price of affordability.

cunts, quick
how the fuyck do I drain coolant
disconnected lower hose from rad
undid overflow tank cap, no rad cap
undid top rad hose from rad, tried pouring water in there and its just sitting there

>>14823051
Run ya car lad

>>14823058
wat
should the thermostat be open or what
wouldnt that fuck it up, making hot air pockets since parts of the coolant drained

>>14823062
Fucking hot air pockets.
I got one when i flushed my coolant.
Whole car exploded.

>>14823051
undo all the radiation bolts and pull the radiator out then tip it sideways and drain it that way

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>>14823051

mouth pipette

>>14823099
replacing rad so I don't care about it, i'm trying to drain the block and flush with water to change coolant colour

>>14823094
m8 pls i'm stressing hard out

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>>14823144
stick garden hose down the pipe, turn it on, then turn the car on

problem solvered

So it turns out I have a mint condition Australian made Bridgestone tire, do people collect that sort of shit?

>>14823184
The recycling places do.