>bought a e46 m3 >still no gf dont get me wrong, didnt

>>14805704
BMWs are shitboxes m8.
What makes you think a girl would like one?

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Is this bait or are people on this board actually this pathetic?

Elliot Rodger/10

>>14805704
do BMW fags really believe this ?

>>14805704
Back to >>>/r9k/ you go, Elliot Rodger

>Wants a car to get a gf
>gets anything other than a Mercedes

I don't even like Benz, but the women do.

>>14805704
On the other hand you're now pretty much guaranteed to lose your anal virginity.

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>>14805743
Large women maybe
Build quality is worse than BMW though.

>>14805704
If this isn't bait then wow Op, you're a sad sad man.

>buys European car to impress girls

Unless you buy something like a Lambo or Ferrari which makes you look rich, you're not pulling anyone with your car.

Also, girls don't know the difference between an M3 and a 318.

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>Buying a german car
>Not superior Japanese

>>14806456
>FWD poorfags

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>>14805704
>he thinks BMWs impress anyone but hindus

Should've gotten a porsche. Bmws are everywhere, Honda civics are literally more rare in well off areas

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>mfw an average TL Type S and any 6 speed XE20 has held value better than your average BMW

Sure does feel good making sound financial decisions

>thinks girls care about 10 year old bimmers


>thinks they know the difference between a 318 and an m3

just buy a used e90 and put fikse wheels on it maybe that will work

>>14805704
>bought Honda Accord
>still no gf

Don't get me wrong, I didnt think an accord would guarantee me a gf, but atleast it's better then a BMW shitbox. I thought it would make me more "desirable "

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>>14805704
>Buy an FR-S
>Get a Facebook official girlfiend during the week before I pick up the car
>Get car
>Get attention from lots of girls
>Dump GF a year later
>Slowly get less and less attention from girls
Knew it wasn't the car, but I was fooled for a bit because I associated that with the rise of attention, not the fact that I was taken.

>>14806536
FR-S is only going to get you attention from boy racers and fuccbois who bought into the god car meme such as yourself

>>14805704
Really? I had an E60 528i (one of the most controversial designs, aka lots of people think its ugly) and that got me a shit ton of attention from girls. Female co workers used to say "anon drives a bmw, did you see?" Might be because I lift too, though

>>14806547
>Drive a small beater
>Car gets me from point A to point B.
>What's the point of expensive cars?
>Brother tells me to go test drive the FR-S because I like the looks of it, maybe I'll understand
>I understand the appeal of cars now
>Can't afford a car because I'm a broke student
>Fast Forward 2 years
>Graduated with 1yr experience
>Test drove other cars
>Still like FR-S more than other cars

I didn't even know it was a meme until I bought it and started browsing /o/ 2 months later. I do realize it's a meme machine now, granted that I'm starting to mod it slowly but surely.

>>14805704
E92 owner here, still don't have a GF either.
I think we're cursed.

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>bought a car
>no gf
>attended college
>no gf
>bought a porsche
>no gf
>lifted weights
>no gf

Some people are just meant to be miserable and alone, I guess. I feel entitled to something though, on paper I'm fine. I see tons of shorter/uglier/ poorer guys get girls. I don't know why I have to be the one who suffers.

>>14806526
>cars are an investment

good lord

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>>14806583
>Female co workers used to say "anon drives a bmw, did you see?"
I drive a pearl white glossy Mercedes-Benz and get attention like that but nothing ever happens as a result. I just shrug it off and say it isn't that special, because it isn't. I also downplay the compliments by telling them how much I pay for maintenance and repairs because I don't want to make them jealous.

>>14806771
Bretty autistic m8. Makes it seem like you're bragging about $ spent on the car. Just take the damn compliment.

Slut culture has made it so easy to get laid that you can do it a 10-speed schwinn. Want a gf? Do some gentleman shit. Also, swear off white women. Go for athletic Hispanic girls or light skinned black girls.

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>>14806807
No. They would envy me and I don't want that. By telling them the price for upkeep it keeps them desiring what I have. I don't want negative attention and having nicer things than other people is one sure way of doing that. No reason to be a prick either with a "da benz".

I don't have enough interest in women to take their compliments further. I just say thanks and ignore them.

People call me quiet/anti social/shy/"autistic" a lot but I just don't have the heart to be a prick.

>>14806847
>By telling them the price for upkeep it keeps them desiring what I have.
*keeps them FROM desiring what I have

>>14806707
Here's an idea, do what makes you happy, stop worrying about getting a gf, learn how to be happy by yourself, and one will come along.

They can tell. I don't know how but they can fucking smell it on you.

>>14806859

this man knows whats up desu senpai

>>14806835
MIXED CHICKS A BEST

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>>14806886
The more daddy issues the better
>yfw the first time she moans out "daddy...."

>>14806859
>stop worrying about getting a gf
This is what I did, and guess what happened: still no GF.
Thank God for hookers.

Time for a Motorcycle

Then commit sodoku

/o/
>got X car
>still no gf
/fit/
>got swole
>still got no gf
/fa/
>got /fa/ wardrobe
>still no gf
/lit/
>got a lot better at writing
>still no gf
/sci/
>got my maths degree
>still no gf
/mu/
>have patrician music taste
>still no gf
/g/
>install Gentoo
>still no gf

Maybe we should all just get of 4chan.

>>14805704
they're not gonna be impressed by your car unless it has heated and cooled seats and bluetooth connectivity

>>14806939
That would do it.

You wouldn't notice it unless you looked for it but years on 4chan royally fucks you up, at least socially. The wall of sheer contempt for your peers is stunting.

>>14806949
I don't think 4chan can make my social skills any worse, I have zero idea how to flirt.

Take care of your own self like you give a shit about your appearance and stop chasing vagina like it's magical. Don't under any circumstances participate in any grill drama - it's a test.

Oh, and the man makes the suit (car) not the other way around.

>>14806939

/pol/
>got redpilled
>started insulting women for being the sluts they are
>drowning in pussy now

>>14806939
we all know it's the answer but we can't bring ourselves to do it

I bought an e92 M3, it definitely works to get girls, you're looking in the wrong place.

An old man bought my car new from a lot, got a hot young wife, sold it 5 years later. A car salesman bought it private party, got a girlfriend, sold it. I bought it, got a girlfriend 6 months later, and love it to death.

Most trashy girls just want to see a nice car. You would have done better with an f80 328i. If you want the e46 M3 to pull girls, start going to car meets. That's your only bet.

>>14806949
>The wall of sheer contempt for your peers is stunting.
Fucking this.

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...
How about just try talking to them? Girls like men who make the first move. Do that. You'll come across a good one eventually. It's like fishing, sorta, except you usually don't want the big ones.

A woman who wants a man solely on the brand of the car is a gold digger. Women only like a few small things about the car a man drives: It gets from point A to B and it's clean (that also means not a rusty shitbox with anime stickers and plasti dip all over.)

Source: I have a girlfriend of 8 years now, and she gives fuck all about the kind of car as long as its clean and starts everyday.

>>14806949
This
I argue a lot more, even with teachers and shit.
I also now win debates against SJWs, so that's a plus.

>>14805704
You're one of us now, anon. Soon you won't even want a gf because you want to spend time on your shitbox.

you're enamored with the concept of a GF more than the reality of one

who doesn't want a 10/10 woman of *insert race here* who loves *insert fetish here*, has impeccable hygiene, and will love you unconditionally and never treat you badly? get in line, esse.

i guarantee you could have a compromised (aka realistic) experience with a woman RIGHT NOW, it's just that you don't actually want to work to love a sweaty moo cow with mental problems

>>14805750
>>14805743
My GF prefers BMWs to Mercedes, she says mercs are "old mans cars".

>>14806847
autistic as fuck m8

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=G_G4S8Kws8o

>if you have a used BMW
>stop pretending you are rich

OP BLOWN THE FUCK OUT

>>14806956
>I have zero idea how to flirt.
Nigga, it's jokes about the girl being attractive made in the context of friendly conversation. Thats all it is. If you can snark at anons on 4chan you can flirt. Its the same thing only nice instead of being an ass.

>>14806956

>stop at store to buy some jerky before i go hiking
>cutie cashier comments she likes my sunglasses
>she says she wishes she could wear big aviator shades like mine
>tell her "well you've got pretty eyes anyway, shame to cover them up"
>she blushes
>walk out

How do you not know how to flirt. It's literally just giving them complements.

>>14805704

Oh but anon it has made you more desirable. You've gone from -4 to -2! Now post your waifu and remember that you are here forever.

>>14806859
Thats great and all but I can't be happy without a gf. You wouldn't understand how it feels to never be loved by anyone, to be a biological failure and not know why.

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>>14805704

>>14807256
I've literally never complimented a girl before.

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>bought a E36 M3
>still holding out for improvements in VR to abandon my pathetic 3d existence

at least its fun to drive...

>>14806859
desu senpai
>>14806707
maybe you're just a shy guy with high standards
you'll never get one lmao

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BMW GENERAL FOREVER ALONE ///M DRIVER EDITION

post your waifu and bimmer

>>14805750
meh I'd still slam that hog

>>14807826
stancing a mercedes is so lame

>>14807115
Its true! Have you seen Initial D???

>>14806964
>mfw this actually happened to me after my /fit/ phase didnt help.

or maybe it did, idk. Im swole and redpilled now, fuckit

>>14806707

>grandfather's '92 grand marquis which i built up a little
>Loyal GF
>'01 shitbox crown victoria (cause i like panther now)
>Girl of my dreams for 5 years we almost get married.
>National director position in a multinational tech company
>Girl leaves me. no gf
>4 really nice motorcycles
>no gf

You know whats up. It's about you bro.

>under 30
>driving a bmw

Women probably all think you're dealing crack.

>>14806525
Porsches are getting more common all the time.

>>14807935
Fuck the cayenne i don't care if it's a good car it's the fact that it's the king of shitty crossover that never do more than a .9l yurobox.

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>>14805704
>buy an Alfa
>be an alpha

I'm poor, no career, I'm trying to find a job, average/ugly, I work out though. They find me desirable.

I suggest you start working on your personality rather than on things.

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>>14805723
OP didn't say automatic E92 BMW 328i

>>14806964
/POL/ WAS RIGHT AGAIN

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>>14806707
>I feel entitled to something though

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>>14805723
>this pathetic

No. Most don't even have a car.

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>>14806463
>thinking anything short of a race car that fwd or rwd matters
You'd still lose to a civic

>owns a 2014 535i
>still no gf