What would you do if this was your car?

Call my insurance agent.
Begin looking at new cars.

>>14803965
That poor R8

>>14803965
I would probably start crying and give up at life before becoming a full-blown sociopath with murderous intent set out to harm as many people as possible.

that fucking =) smiley.

interesting how no one over 20 uses these

Rat Style R8, much props on the internet.

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>>14803976
Pretty much this. Getting something less assuming next time like an old beat up 911 like pic related.

Get it replaced by my insurance, install dashcams in all directions so I know whose legs to break if it happens again.

>>14803965
I would never have parked it in some ghetto industrial area in the first place

>>14804045
That shit screams ex girfriend
>>14804050
Probably parked outside the bodyshop.

http://www.ch1news.com/pictures/audi-r8-destroyed-by-wife-after-husband-gets-caught-cheating

>>14804064
I would never go to a body shop in a ghetto industrial area in the first place.

>>14804075
>By wife

And here I was assuming it was done by some hoodrat piece of trash fuck.

Another reason to not date females ever.

Don't ever fall for the female jew, friends.

Redouble my efforts into republican campaign-funding.

>>14804080
They're all in ghetto industrial areas.

Oh.my.fucking.god

This makes me rage so hard

I'm so scared to dump my shitty girlfriend now guys.. I've needed to for a while because now that it's been a year or so her crazy came out

Fuck man I don't want to end up posting a thread like this of my sweet little Golf

>>14804117
What crazy?

>>14804085
>get cheated on
>get mad and want revenge
I don't see anything wrong with this to be quite honest family.

>>14804134
>destroying other peoples' property because of emotions
Basically nigger behavior. She could've divorced him and rip him a new one in court, but instead she decided to be a nigger.

Be glad I got such an unbelievable deal on a salvage car that succeed only superficial cosmetic girl power level damage then plexi that hatch and order some shitty Chinese lights. Maybe buy some red plastidip.

>>14803965
>>14803976
That, basically. Insurance is gonna go through the roof, but I get a new car.

>>14804146

The sad thing is that she probably still ripped him a new one in court and the judge probable pretended that the incident never happened.

>>14804146
She'll still rip him a new one in court, anon.

Call the police and my insurance company. She will be charged and i'll get a new one

Cheating isnt illegal, destroying someones property definitely is

This hurts to watch. Sure, I hate audis, but this is just fucking terrible. How could anyone ever do that?
For fucks sake I hope the bitch gets caught and her face is washed with fucking acid or some shit.

>>14804031
>automatic

Nothing of value was lost :)

>>14804190
That ain't a buspass, asshole. Probably a bit more valuable than your sloppy rectum.

And this is the very reason I stay the fuck away from women

>>14804190
Yes you're little stick shift Miata means more than this you fucking fag

>>14804233
To him, it probably does. Hell, my faded to shit GTC LeBaron is my most prized possession, even though my dad calls me retarded for valuing "An american shitbox barely half the worth of a shitbox Benz"

While I like good looking cars, and I have a 3 car garage + pole barn, this kind of thing is makes me prefer sleepers these days. People are assholes. Flash makes people act like total assholes.

I was actually thinking of buying an early Fox Fairmont and dropping a crate 5L in it. Just thinking...

>>14804153
Exactly.

Women literally give 0 (zero) fucks about anyone but themselves.
I bet this bitch didn't even have proof he cheated yet still reacted this way.

I wouldn't do this to the car of my worst enemy.
I would never have even considered to go that far.
At most I'd maybe slash the tires and smash out the window but I'd leave it at that.

Then when a woman cheats on you and you try to resolve it maturely like an adult, you get fucked over anyway LOLLLL

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>>14804004
>>14804267

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>>14804248
I sometimes wish I was american so I could get a 93 Mustang, strip it down, paint it a metallic light blue, put on some gemballa wheels, and swap in a ford 5L coyote or whatever they call them.
Would make a pretty cool sleeper.
>>14804280
Thanks for the two (you)'s

>>14803965

I'd still drive it and no longer be paranoid about where I park

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>>14804319

He could turn it into an Art Car. Or do Audis do that?

>>14803965
fix it and drive it

>>14804064
Maybe a loan shark sending a message? Could also be a richfag who parked in the wrong neighborhood.

>>14804190
It was a R8; it didn't have any value whatsoever.

>>14804490
Nevermind, I should have read the thread.

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>call insurance
>replace the car
>go to insurance auction
>by your old car back for 50% less at the auction

>now you have 2 R8's

Could end up in jail for insurance fraud, though.

>>14804504
>having one R8 in the first place
KYS

>>14804504
Or buy it back directly from your insurance company. Better yet, have a sibling or friend do it for you just in case you lose that divorce settlement. Although, despite what /r9k/ says, it is likely that she'll lose out to pay for the damage she caused.

Wife did nothing illegal, it's her property to destroy. Also insurance claim may not be able to be used since the wife did it. That's like burning your own house down for insurance. Rat rod it. Who is going to really make fun of you?

Reminds me of this video of New York Giants fans destroying a Porsche after losing a game
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AAY9GQsiHfk

>>14803965

I'd kill myself for falling for the Audi meme.

>Buying a rebadged Lamborghini "made by Audi", ie. rebadged VWs

>Buying a rebadged Lamborghini

>Buying an even worse version of Lamborghini

Why in everything that is holy would anyone do such a thing?!

Why?

>>14804146

You're retarded right? The dude fucked around on his wife. It's a shit feeling to be cheated on, it's not like she can fuck someone behind his back and it'll have the same effect.

He hurt his wife, now she knows where to hurt him. His car.

Fucker deserved it imo.

>>14804008

But if you call someone on it

hurr durr

u idiot

wuts problem with ;)

hurr durr fak u

>>14805606
Lmao

Lamborghini ride like shit, can't turn, way to flashy

The Audi.. Same engine, much classier looks, better driveability

>>14805610
not really. People generally don't cheat for shits and giggles. She failed him as a wife, which isn't surprising as a woman worth a shit wouldn't take it out on an object.

if somebody cheats on you it is ONLY because you are not good enough. If you have a problem with that make yourself better.

>>14804075
>gains goblin strikes again

>>14804152
Your insurance doesn't go up because it isn't even your fault...

>>14805908
Maybe it has "better" driveability, but it's still a giant GT. Pretending like the R8 is a real sports car is kind of a joke. I think it's classier, and less aggressive looking, but they aren't exciting to drive.

>>14803965
>24 hours of lemons
put a cage in it, go racing

"it's worth about 3fitty now"

>>14804008
I was given to thinking that no one under 20 uses them

>>14804117
hide your stuff hide you money
go on vacation to break up with her

>>14805908

It's exactly the same car as a Gallardo. You're retarded to think anything would be different other than trims.

>>14806199
This is what childhood looks like, ladies and gentlemen.

>VW garbage

Nothing of value was lost.

>>14803965
Drift missile build? DRIFT MISSILE BUILD!

>>14806199
>if somebody cheats on you it is ONLY because you are not good enough.
uh...
no

>>14803965
>>14804031
Is it racists to feel like a now it was Niggers?

>>14803965
story: cheating man got busted, dumb woman trashed everything that could be easily replaced
(paint, windows, interior).

so, repairs & sue my wife for repair cost :^)

>>14804233
The R8 came with a 6MT and theyre worth alot more than the autos right meow.

>>14804117
make her break up with you. Just start being whiny, irrational, shitty, and bring up stuff from the past to fight about.

realise i somehow have an r8 and sell it as-is for an assload of money

>>14804015
Mah nigger, if I had an R8 I would've already sold it to buy a pre-996 911 in the first place.

>>14804004
Perfectly normal.
Perfectly healthy.

>>14803965
1 Call the police have the bitch arrested
2 Call my insurance company

>>14803965
>>14804031
Why break everything instead of stealing the parts?
They could have stolen the seats, engine covers, infotainment, bumpers, sidepanels.
20k easy in parts.

>>14806199

>not good enough

Wrong.

How old are you? 12?

>>14809206

Yah this definitely female related.

Niggers would leave it on bricks and take everything they could possibly take. They wouldn't waste time breaking it.

>>14804031
>>14803965
What kind of fucking degenerate destroys someone else's stuff just because it is better than their own?

>>14807606
not in the US
ANYTHING happens to your car and your rates go up, they don't care whose fault it was

>>14808888
>>14808946
>>14810019

Yall have never dated. I can tell.

If men cheat, it's because their woman isn't putting out or isn't taking care of her body. 95% of men need 3 things to be happy in life - food, sleep, and pussy. That's literally it but somehow, somewhat, women will still find a way to fuck that up.

If women cheat, it's because 95% of the time their man isn't giving them enough attention or is a loser in life by not succeeding. Women need protection (today that equates to a decent amount of money and security).

I agree with that one poster said - if you have a problem with this, improve yourself. Anyone worth keeping wouldn't be doing this chilidish shit by breaking a car.

>>14804325
Does he know that his drivers seat is on the wrong side?

>>14803976
insurance company isnt going to buy you a new car, dumbass

>>14804031
an auto r8? like spending 200 grand on a bus pass

>>14803965
I don't live in niggervile or drive an Audi so...

>>14809922
>Certified dealerships
>German cars
>There is a market for poor people that only drive Civics.

>>14809922
I'm guessing people who do this sort of thing aren't the brightest

>>14810242

This basically.

>Rear ended by the he elderly at stoplight
>Older guy is chill and said that he misjudged
>minor scrapping and a ding
>About tree-fiddy to fix
>Insurance covers it
>Receive call about a week later
>"lol rates going up!"
>extra 500$ for a six month term
>literally my only claim in my life so far

Insurance is a scam. It only protects people who shouldn't be driving period.

>>14810228

The kind of degenerates that post on 4chan?

>>14810537
Maybe not in your country.

>>14804163
Unless he got all his money invested in an off-shore business :^)

If I saw this happen to my car I would go and beat up the first minority I saw.

>>14803965
Buy an aventador with the insurance money. Go on live TV and thank them for financing my new car.

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>>14810279
>driver's seat
>wrong side
>britain

Collect insurance. Buy car back, sell components and keep engine and tranny for an engine swap.

Swap onto sw20 and have an awd V10 MR2.

>>14803965
>What would you do if this was your car?
Teach other not to break my car......I mean don't park my expensive car in a shitty neighbourhpopod