Is there anything douchier than owning a BMW M model?

owning any Audi S model

>RS reserved for minorities.

>>14800883
driving a BMW M model in white loafers?

I remember Top Gear use to rag on BMW "M" drivers a lot
>someone find me that gif of an M3 driving past the "cock-o-meter"

>>14800900
Ask and ye shall receive. Not a gif though.

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>>14800912

hating the driver of a bmw m model

Mustang

Cyclists

Totoyta corolla drivers that think they own civics

>VRRM VRRRM VRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRM
>almost at 15mph now

>9 posts and no FastestLaps image

Should I be impressed or disappointed?

>>14800883

owning an audi or a vw r

>>14800883
Actually it's the cunts that stick an M front bumper to their shit and stick the badge on
>>14801017
No one cares

>>14801016
p-pls no bully
My Corolla is faster than that

>>14801023
Can confirm this. M models especially usually get snatched up by die-hards and track junkies, and are relatively humble from the car groups I've been around.

The faggots who either stick ///M stickers on their shit, or buy the car for status are confirmed faggots.

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>>14800883
not being a yuppie yet having a bmw is pretty douch

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>>14801049
>90's yuppie cars are now used for MAAAAD skids

>>14800883
>Is there anything douchier than owning a BMW M model?
Owning a BMW M model and leaving the badges on.

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>>14801049

This guy seems pretty humble, and he's gonna be making a series about repairing/modifying one.

https://youtu.be/MpgssRcjP9o?list=PLf1z6ICGK4wW6OmjBYjf40_WwKssZ_Qfn

I don't know about that journal bearing turbocharger though.

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M-model owners overhere in Holland are usually real enthusiasts, people who own 320i's or 318d's are usually the real faggots. They think their lease car is a sportscar because of the bmw badge.

AMG owners on the other hand are massive cocks. Never seen an amg driven by a "normal" person, only sandniggers, women or trailer park trash

pic related, now only imagine some shitty council flat in the back

>>14801319

found the M faggot

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>>14801122
>debadging cars

You realize this is what niggers do to e36 318is thinking that people will mistake it for an M3 right?

Debadging cars is dumb and you should feel dumb.

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>>14801348
I like it. Don't even have the trunk lip.
Really depends on the car, though.

Kinda wish I could get rid of the plastic thing on the rear window, but on the other hand, it's grown on me.

>>14800883
>Is there anything douchier
a board full of anime autismo poorfags who drive beaters to their minimum wageslave jobs

>>14801371
I do have fun with my S52B32 swapped e36 328 convertable. Everyone thinks it's a real estate agent's car and the only giveaway is the exhaust tips.

The only car I'd really debadge would be any Civic covered in VTEC shit. We get it Honda, you have variable cam profiles. Fukkin whoopty dog dick doo, everybody else is doing what you did and they're doing it better.

>>14800900
they changed their minds on the M3 after they drove the new one

they decided that all the cocks started to drive audi's now

>>14801386
It was true for a rather short while, right around when TG made the joke. But Mercedes drivers prevailed and reclaimed their asshat-throne. BMWs never were as bad as them.
At least here.

>>14801386
>>14800916
>>14801393
They did make jokes throughout the review but at the end they admitted that the M3 is better than the RS4 and C63.

>>14801042
>>14801023
Really the only terrible BMW (or any luxury brand) owner are ones that bought an old base model.

Of all the worst drivers though, Mercedes are the worst. It's always some woman in her 50s driving them like a total asshole.

The worst BMW owners are the ones that buy non M models cars, debadge it and put an M badge on it.

I've seen some guy with a E39 with a M3 badge on it speeding and driving like a maniac.

Fuck those fuckers.

I'm an E92 M3 driver so take this with a grain of salt, but among the local Facebook normie car groups, the M Car specific group is full of educated, intelligent, and thoughtful people who want to be helpful and have nice discussions, or share nice photos.

It's the General BMW group where all the fucking poorfag mexitrash and methhead white trash post their godawful shitboxes, stancenashun garbage, and replica M3 bodykits. Occasionally there's the few fags with uber high mileage E46 M3s that post shitty photos to circlejerk. That's about as high quality as it gets, but they're usually trash too.

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>>14800883
The douchiest BMW is a 6-series convertible.

Jealousy truly is an ugly emotion. It only reflects insecurity in the hater.

Get over it. They're great cars if you can afford them.

>>14801023
I remember so many people would do that with the E46
Some one also put the fenders on.

I wish I has a full M. Humble 335i m sport here. I made sure there are no m badges visible on the exterior though, except etched on the m exhaust pipes which you have to walk up close and look for. They do try to slap m badges on the rocker panels but that's just sad.

I'd rather have the pure thing or an unexpectantly quick non-m car. Anything in between is massive faggotry. Anything below an I6 is why bother with bmw price.

>>14802605
I`d probably give an inline 3 powered BMW a try as they sound interesting, much better than i4`s to be honest.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_xWItsdqKxk
Also a used 4cyl BMW can make a cheap, relatively sporty and economical daily driver.

What's /o's opinion of the M235i ? A fake M2, or just a decent compromise ?

>>14801042
Anytime I see an M5 around time it's always a 40-50 something in business clothes and a Rolex weaving in and out of traffic on the interstate.

>>14802769
A cheaper M2 that can beat an M2 after a tune while still being cheaper.
Downsides - no LSD, softer suspension

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I like the M5, it feels better than a normal 5 series.

>>14801724
This. What's the point? We all know it's not an M.

>>14800883
A 4 door M that isn't an M5.

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>>14802811
Nothing wrong with the M3, faggot

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>>14800883

People who drive regular BMWs but put M badges on them.

>>14802902
Now THIS

>guy I know pops up in an f10 m5
>wonder where he got the money for that
>oh well
>revs it once off the line
>its a fucking 4cyl

Could have probably got a 530 for the money he put into fooling us his 520i is an m5

>>14802820
Wish they just extended the e92 instead of molding it with the ugglo e90

>>14800883

judging people for the cars they own

>>14803107
People aren't born with their cars attached to their butts. Most often they chose them for certain personal reasons which allows you to draw conclusions regarding their personality. It is perfectly OK to judge people by their cars.

>>14803196

Yeah, lets generalize things.

owning a base model luxury car

you are the slightly more wealthy version of the v6 mustang

>>14803289
>implying mustang V6 owners aren`t douchebags

>>14803266
Yes, let's.

>>14801005
Sumg self entitled cunts

>>14801086
The epitome of everything wrong in the modern car "scene"

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>>14800894
this.

An M5 in a discreet color and not driven like an asshole is a pretty cool thing. AMG Mercs have become a little bit too flashy IMO and I never really liked the look of the S Audis.

Despite all that, I've never driven any of those cars except for an old straight piped S6 wagon. That was really douchey.

>>14802316
This is also a car that will get you a LOT of attention from women. I've driven a white 640d convertible through town and it was incredible. Had absolutely nothing to do with me because I'm fat

>>14800883
owning a non M and bragging about having a BMW

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what is /o/ opinion on bmw 8-series?

>>14800883
Yes. Being mad at people being able to afford M's.

Unless they buy some shit-tier M pack meme or whatever bmw is doign now

>>14803778
Ugly hipster meme car that /o/ circle jerks because they feel like it somehow relates to their cheap 80s wedge shitbox.

people who drive jaguars
My sample size is only 3, but all of them were limpdicked douchey toolbags

>>14803412

S Audi
Saudi

hehehe

>>14800883
audi comes pretty close

>>14803778
its the dopest shit

>>14803778
sickest of the sick

>>14803942

The 5L V12 is a nightmare.

>>14803957
whys that? serious question, im thinking about buying one

>>14804002
Their cool but are unreliable and expensive to fix

I wouldn't buy one unless you really want one and have some extra cash

>>14800883
Owning two BMW M models

>>14803778
God-tier and /o/utism approved

>>14800883
Owning a non-M bmw

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>>14803846
yeah don't like the look of those either

>>14804100
oh okay, thank you

>>14800883

I saw an M6 with the reg "M6 V GT" today. Pretty douchy

But it was a V10 so I didn't care.

>>14800883
Being OP

>>14800883
yeah. making shitposts about cars on /o/ when you probably can't even afford a bicycle is douchier.

>>14801021
:(

>>14800883
A base model.

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Yup

>>14803778
>pop up lights
>wedge
>V12

It boners my triggers.

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reminding camaro fangirls the m2 and m4 are faster

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>>14800883

>tfw i have a 318is class ii limited
>came with m3 bodykit\interior\m badges from factory
>only 2500 made
not even mad people think it's fast, ill happily admit it's slow, still a nice car regardless.

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>>14801049
Dat milf...

>chav family member has white '07 520D, because his old black '06 520D wasnt chav enough
>borderline gay only slightly chav-ish acquaintance has black '04 535D; after 6 years of ownership he discovers that theres 2 turbos in there
>massive chav friend picks only older model 520D, E39 and such, thinks its 140bhp are impressive because german horses bruv

Meanwhile im here on /o/ and have 17 tabs of parts for muh 7th gen Tyte R Vkick of which I can afford none and the car is stock.
Can't get enough grapes, already had a 1.5 lb bag and want more.

>>14805901
>this much damage control

>>14803778
ugly

no bmws here
just spotless lifted trucks

>>14800883
Your mom with a yeast infection.

>>14801348
I have a e36 318is and I didn't debate cause im not a faggot
I'm proud of my 4 cylinders

>>14802758
I have a 4cyl bmw I picked up for $950 it's definitely fun to drive and goes fast but I won't be wining any races soon and I accept that fact

>>14806031

that's a dude

>>14806598
>this much asshurt

>>14800883
I own a new 2015 m6 gran coupe fully loaded, in this colour, frozen grey, as me anything

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>>14801348
> Dat pic

>>14810108
>Frozen Grey
Are you a masochist? Because it must be a requirement to own a car painted in such a way that a bunch of specialty products are required to care for the paint, and marring cannot be polished.

>>14810173
honestly its not that bad, it looks quite impressive in person, and I often get compliments on the colour

I saw someone in an M5 with a euro plate of on the front with his name on it, keep in mind I live in California

>>14810157
yiff in hell

>>14800883
///M* and maybe making a thread about the sour grapes you can't taste

>>14801371
nice car, too bad about the nigger spoiler on the window senpai

>>14802781
>can beat an M2 after a tune while still being cheaper.
maybe in a roll race, but that lack of LSD is a huge bummer if you're drag racing or doing any sort of turning. When I had my tuned 335 I just couldn't put the power down, shit sucked

>>14813345
>///M*
///STOP ///THIS ///SHIT ///YOU ///FAGGOT

>>14800883
>>14800894
This.

Most M owners I've seen actually care somewhat about performance and for the most part seem like normal, but well off people.
I have yet to see an Audi S/RS owner that doesn't act like they own the hottest shit on the planet, and don't have spiked hair

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Hello /o/ I dont usually come here but my parents are buying me a car to celebrate me getting a real job. Only problem is I can't go above $23000 and that includes taxes and fees and whatever other bullshit that you gotta pay for.
Anyways my top 3 choice at the moment are
>Mazda 3 (5 door)
>Honda Civic sedan
>Nissan Altima
I'm looking for something that's economical while also being fun to drive (which is why I eliminated the Corolla).

>>14813919
wrong thread fuck me

>>14801016
>corolla driver that isn't afraid their engine will explode if it hits 4000RPM

I don't believe you

>>14813723
Yep they think Audi RS are the fastest cars from Germany, they believe Audis beat AMG mercs and M BMWs, which they actually do but only in 0-60 races. Audi fanboys fail to realize that AWD+heavy front end = terrible cornering abilities and that AWD = great drivetrain loss which means Audis always suck at rolling start drag races.

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>>14801371
Sup M5bro

>muh carbon black

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>>14813721
I mean it's a bit annoying sometimes but you don't have to go all autismo about it.

>>14801371
>E39 M5 with silver window trim and no boot spoiler

I have never seen this ever.

>>14815962
Well, now you have.

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>>14803778
One of my favorite BMWs

>>14816051
>those windows
wizards.jpg

>>14803778
>>14816051
God damn sexy beast makes my dick harder than diamonds.
Would own one, but they still commandeer a price up from 10k € over here.
Of course it must be the V12 model and of course I will lose my head trying to work out the electronics and other problems, but that's part of owning a "super car"

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>>14803778
It's the German Supra.

>>14816999
Damn, I can't even appreciate those wood-looking things on an 8-series

>>14817003
Why not? I mean, it is a frankenstein of classy and sporty, not quite sure which one it wants to be more.
Also, I think that's like real wood.

>>14816999
Nah, because it's not overrated and it doesn't look like it was carved from soap. Even fans admit it's a pretty crap car, unlike supra fanboys who think the car is beyond criticism.

>>14800883
Bitching about not being able to afford one on an anonymous Japanese image board?

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>>14801760

t. average m3 driver

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your average poor bmw driver. actually shouldn't have said poor b/c bmw implies you couldn't do better and are indeed poor

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>>14817626
niceme.me

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>>14817643
Go to bed, Amir

>>14801386
>they decided that all the cocks started to drive audi's now

Kraut here

This is true

Audi and Merc drivers are the worst because there's far more cocks driving around than BMWs

However, some BMW drivers (mostly 1 series i.e. the cheap small shit) think they're hot as fuck and either are terrible drivers, or just really aggressive terrible drivers. One time I was doing 180kmh and pushing, there was a 1 series hatchback in front of me driven by a WOMAN of all things, and she didn't move out the way despite my car being way faster than hers (she was doing 160ish) so she couldn't keep up accelerating as fast as me, and I flashed her, and she did a fucking emergency brake instead of switching lanes despite the whole motorway being clear as it can be.

She was butthurt that her shitbox BMW was slower than my car and tried to cause an accident.

I took her plates and reported her to the cops btw

>>14817626
but I drive a mercedes and a BMW

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Say what you want.

The best car I've ever owned.

Even had an R1 for 3 years and enjoyed my car more.

I have an x6m and a c6z. I'd say that my vehicular douchebaggery knows no limits, but neither of them are #stanced.

So ya, I guess you could own a stanced BMW M model. That would be even douchier than just owning a BMW M model.

>>14817661
>despite the whole motorway being clear as it can be
So you decide to be a dickhead instead of just passing her

>>14817808
I mean he did the "right" thing. You're supposed to flash to indicate for someone to move over so you can pass. I assume he could have passed on the right side, but that's considered dangerous.

>>14817808
>passing her on the right lane

Where the fuck did you learn to drive? Did you even?

There's nothing more dickish or dangerous than passing at high speed on the right lane.

>>14800883

>Is there anything douchier than owning a BMW M model?

Only owning an AMG CLA. It says, "I paid too much for my GTI."

>>14817808
>>14817819
No. In Germany it's forbidden by law to overtake on the right side. He acted in the only legal way possible.

>>14817819
>You're supposed to flash to indicate for someone to move over so you can pass

Using indicators is possible to be taken as forceful pushing and thus punishable by fine. Flashing the lights ONCE, to show you're there, is actually legal and proper by law.

>>14805901

Looks like the chebby tied for the win in the first and was .19 sec slower in the second. Not a very convincing post. Considering the price difference, You make a very compelling argument against you M's.

>>14817808
>suggesting a high speed overtake on the right lane
>Miata faggot

Why am I not surprised?

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Something about this Camaro makes it the douchiest. Maybe it's the overbearing, excessively macho body styling. It looks like something a Chad would get after his lifted pickup truck phase ends.

>>14818173
kek
Not supporting or condoning the purchase of an AMG CLA but it's way faster than any factory Golf let alone GTI.

>>14817778
kill yourself

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>>14801379
/thread

No reason to hate on BMW owners in general. All auto brands have they're stupid fucking owners. OP sounds like he hates M owners because he's too poor to ever own one so he's resorted to hatred. Broke faggot.

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>>14805901
Man you really failed on this one, a 35,000 dollar car can come withing fractions of a second of a 60k+ //M vehicle? That says a lot about BMW's lack of progress over the past 5 years. It goes to show BMW no longer has its unique performance lead on the average consumer car. Its too bad EU is sucking them dry of displacement with regulations.

>>14818710
>Not supporting or condoning the purchase of an AMG CLA but it's way faster than any factory Golf let alone GTI.

AMG CLA is the worst offender for "buying into a brand". Overreaching.

>>14818983
>Not supporting or condoning the purchase of an AMG CLA

Didya read that part?

>>14800883

I can confirm that douches in the Balkans moved from Golfs to BMWs.