Cadillac

>>14786324
Fuck that. I'm done with new cars.

>>14786324
and nothing of value of lost, unless they planned a CT8V, which would have been badass

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this is now their flagship sedan

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>>14786336
mfw

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>>14786335
Yes, because there's value only in being sporty and gogofast

Maybe one day you'll grow up.

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>>14786324
>Cadillac is dead.

Why? the Escalade is selling very well despite its high ass price tag (from like $70,000 to possibly $100,000) holy fuck.

But its very disappointing as people have been telling us that the CUV and SUV would play a role in the death of the Sedan.

YOU (escalade) DID THIS YOU FAT BOXY BITCH!

>unless they planned a CT8V

The CT6 and anything onward like the 8 were meant to be big and comfy not necessarily fast and harsh. its the reason they started developing their own DOHC twin turbo V8 instead of using the Corvette's V8 because they said it was too harsh for a luxury car and wanted something smoother.

>>14786354
Fuck, part of that was meant for>>14786335

>>14786354
NO TRUE LUXURY BRAND CAN LIVE WITHOUT A FLAGSHIP SEDAN

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>>14786335
meh... I'm kind of over the sports cadillacs. We get it. You can make a pigfat car go fast. Just make me a Gatsbymobile so I can be conspicuously consume properly.

i'm kind of ok with their performance focusing on smaller cars.
do the porsche model, sell tons of crossovers to plebs and take the massive profits to make their non-crossovers awesome through r&d dollars

>>14786354
>gigantic
>fuckhuge
>eats up miles like nothing
>every single imaginable luxury feature
>actual status symbol
>unapologetically boxy and fuel-inefficient because fuck you money

The Escalade is the most Cadillac thing that Cadillac makes. Why would anyone be sad that it's a success?

>>14786348
how cheap are XTS' now? they're comfy barged but they seem to depreciate extremely fast

Saw a new escalade the other day shit looked cash would put on dubs

>>14786369
escalades are only status symbols for niggers who use drug money. i've never seen a self-respecting buisnessman drive one

>>14786374
>would put on dubs
nigger what year do you think this is? dubs come standard on the base model escalade and dub deuces are available from the factory

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rip cadillac

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>>14786377
>i've never seen a self-respecting buisnessman drive one

Donald Trump?

>>14786377
Then you've never lived in oil country. The Escalade is the successor to the oldschool aircraft carrier Cadillacs.

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>>14786377

They sell a billion dollars' worth of 'em each year, so I bet more than just niggers buy them

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>>14786354
>>14786369
I don't mind the Escalade, let the niggers buy them, like they buy X7 or G/GLS but come on

COME ON

Not having a car like 7 Series or S Class in your line-up disqualifies you from the competition. And they've promised one for so long

>>14786373
Well, they're also very Impala-ish, I hear. Even if someone forgets the shared platform. I just used the pic because I think it looks bloody nice.

Also
>FWD

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>>14786393
>Donald Trump
>self-respecting

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>>14786386
Eldorado is the best looking car from that generation though

>>14786385
Yeah but only boomers think stocks look good rims make up ~80% of the aesthetics

>>14786377
The Escalade at one point was cheaper than a Suburban with all options. Both had the same features on the same platform, but why would you spend more for a top of the line Suburban when a base Escalade had all of those features and cost several grand less?

>>14786450
>suburban starts at $49k now
>tahoe starts at $47k
god damn

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>>14786450
Also at one point, Escalade was basically Suburban/Tahoe.

>>14786377
The only Escalade I've ever driven is owned by a white dude with a mammogram display and imager company. He's ultra white, and he gets a new one every 4 years.

When you approach a new one with the fob in your hand, it kneels for you.

It's honestly fucking great.

Will the slade ever get the LT4? The LT1 is getting its ass kicked by the ecoboost.

>>14786569
>it kneels for you.
wat

Do you mean that retracting step?

>>14786377
>he's never been to Manhattan
They're extremely common as driven cars and with livery services for upscale New Yorkers, who are mostly white. Back to flyover land with you.

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>>14786650

It is illegal for you to pump your own gas in Jersey, I am pretty sure you cannot even fuck your own wife in Manhattan. New York is a shit hole nuff said.

https://youtu.be/z-DZtXC3P0c?t=24

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>>14786728
It's also where Cadillac resides. I think conceal carry is mandatory in NYC.

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>no CT8
>no XLR successor
>no Cadillac

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>>14786377
Except for the fact that they have most luxury features on the market, so they're a little more than just a status symbol