Do you fart in your car?

>>14779454
Never. I'm a girl. Girls don't fart.

>>14779496
tell that to my grandma

No, I pull over, get out, and fart into the wind.

Dumb frogposter.

Everyday

>>14779496
A girl once told me that they do. Why did she lie?

>>14779496

Yes they do. It just comes out of their mouths as words.

>>14779496
>implying grill on /o/
nice try chumpette, but I saw right through your clever little ruse.

>>14779515
Because she's a liar. Girls "poof". Stop hanging around masculine dikes.

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>>14779557
am girl. can confirm i only "poof". sometimes "toot"

>>14779676
>>14779496

It doesn't count if you have a dick, tumblr

>>14779716
Farts do count if you have a dick.

>>14779537
and their asses, pretty bad deal.

>>14779454
>perforated ventilated and cooled seats

Yes, I fart in my car. In my car, noone can smell you fart.

>>14780093

girls dont poop

>>14780170
>farts perforated into seat cushion
>noxious gases lay dormant within
>turn on heated seat
>electric charge ignites particles
>spontaneously combust at 65mph

Don't look at me like that

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>>14779496

OH, THEY DO.

Also, if they DON'T, they really get easily pissed off at anything.
Or even get really aggressive.

Whenever she gets pissy I just tell her to go fart in a corner and after that she's usually really calm and open for civilized discussions.

Absolutely, I drive with the windows open as much as possible anyway, and it's my own fucking car after all. I fart at home, too. How can you call it your home and your car if you don't allow yourself to fart in it?

>>14782068
thank you for that advice. gonna try that next time.

>>14782068
thanks for this tip

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>>14782004
true story

>>14782004
2bh I did say "ventilated" though

>>14779454
Kind of.
>Drive miats top down
>Pull in front of OP
>Stand up and fart in his general direction
>Sit back down

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>>14782157

That was actually because that woman had a leaking gas tank in the car.

THIS tho, is the real, farting deal.

>>14779454
Yes. I have a bottle of fabrezze in the glove box for this very reason.

>>14782222
Choice! Mighty farts there

>>14782222
SHAAAAAARINGAAAN

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>>14782222
>all that energy when those farts combusted

That would have been enough to propel a car for at least 10 miles if used efficiently.

>tfw you will never be able to get your car running on your own farts

>>14782222
>I told you not to smoke in the car man