Friday Thread: N/o/rmie Edition

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>>14758562
OP Jean here.
>why no meats
no one is cool enough every.
>replacement for displacement?
when turbo spins bullshit ends
>where u get name?
french nig
>What went wrong.
more apt what didn't go wrnog .

>tfw stomach ache and feel like shit

>>14758562
>what went wrong?
With humanity?

niggers still exist.

>>14758562
Is this the real Friday thread? Or one put on by a dumbass?

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>Why u not a the meats?
There is 0 car culture in my state, or hell country.
fucking shithole.


>found replacement for displacement?
tarbo

>explain why/how your name isn't stolen from a nig
CIA doesnt want niggers online
>what went wrong?
>normies


Im probably going to play assetto corsa alone all night, because /ovg/ still doesn't have its own server.

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>Head home from work
>have passed by an early 90's Plymouth Voyager every day for months
>entertaining idea of purchasing old minivan for roadtrips, fueled by august roadtrip from Chicago to Baltimore with 5 friends, and ultimately end up with 10 friends at location.
>want a turbo-K powered Dodge Caravan or Plymouth Voyager with 5-speed
>decide to look at this Voyager for sale because I like to entertain outrageous ideas
>this shit is MINT, no rust, inside very clean
>can't determine drivetrain status, but there's no spillage under vehicle
>take pics and head home
>friend becomes a pokemon over skype text, clear indication he's drunk as shit
>pizza with folks
>chattin with m8s
>want a drink
>message from drunk friend over steam: "if i ended up chicago whould you meet me there?"
>remember he discovered the wonders of greyhound and how to work public transportation
>guess I'm not drinking
>he's still home, but I don't trust that to stay that way for long
>he never leaves
>play tf2 with m8s.

All that's left in the agenda is to have a fap, watch anime, and fantasize about having a Grand National as a Wangan racer.

Tomorrow I get to pick up my shitbox from an exhaust shop cause I can't weld. No fartcannons, just OEM spec replacement.

>>14759240
Aren't they all put on by a dumbass?

>>14759322
But this OP is especially fucking retarded

>>14759266
Where do you live?

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Typical normie behavior:
pay for insurance
pay taxes
register car
get legal plate
obey traffic laws (mostly)
use blinkers to turn
slow down on ice

Fucking normies!

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>tfw hungry but dieting

>>14759240
>>14759323
I didn't make one because someone had already made this one. Don't be so mean families

>>14759350
>tfw cheat day on sunday

Can't wait

>>14759350

>tfw hungry but brand new car with smell so too afraid to bring food in it but to autistic to eat by myself at a restaurant

>>14759381
Put it in the trunk m8

Also what car?

>>14759381
No one cares if you're eating by yourself, I do it all the time heh.

;_;

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>>14759390
>>14759381

>>14759373
Fuck off cunt

>>14759434
That's something a normie would say.

>>14759468
Suck my Chad sized dick

>>14759475
That's more like it.

>>14759489
<3

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River Tam is my waifu

>Why u not a the meats?
No meats here bruh.
>found replacement for displacement?
No.
>explain why/how your name isn't stolen from a nig
Wut?
>what went wrong?
Everything.

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AT WORK EDITION

>Why u not a the meats?
because work
>found replacement for displacement?
My wallet
>explain why/how your name isn't stolen from a nig
Because I have a job
>what went wrong?
I got a job


Pissed because it rained on my freshly washed car and found a paint chip on the roof, kinda wondering how I'm gonna fix it.

Ordered
Touch up paint matching my paint code and clear coat
Orbital buffer
Compound
Buffing pads