Del Sol?

you mean gay sol

It's a car.

2 bricks with a playing card

They have potential, bringing back the 90s.

2 door 2 seat civic.

I drove one for 3 years from new. Top is a fun gimmick, as it the electric rear window. Huge trunk, even with top stowed. I had a middle-line Si, and I used to refer to it as the Del Slow. Drives just like a short wheelbase Civic.

Reliable, but ... meh.