Women - heroic

Stupid cunt. Some dumb cunt ran her car into the wall of the parking garage near my office a few months back, fortunately for the people below the walls are strong.

"mistaking the gas for the brake" should be cause for instant forfeiture of your license.

>>14711572
>dat response time
4:30 seconds from boom to ambulance arrival, not bad at all.

>>14711710
Thats one of the benefits of not living in the ghetto or basketball american territory

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>>14711710
Benefits of being an attractive 23 year old woman crying over a phone in distress.

Get that sex change and you'll get the best customer service.

>>14711859
>mfw I live so close to the fire station that I can hear their dispatcher voice on the loudspeaker if they have the garage door open on a quiet day
the longest part of a FD response to my house would be the guys putting on their bunker gear.

>>14711877
>attractive
I'm afraid that plan won't work so well bud

>>14711944
>implying that's not an attractive young woman
If what you mean is being attractive won't work over the phone I agree with you though.

>>14711572
>brb going for a walk
>car falls down on you

>>14711877
This

gf has a very pleasant young sounding voice, everyone WKs the fuck out of her. It's kinda pathetic desu

>>14712209

Kinda pathetic? More like absolutely pathetic. Pussy Pedestalers are the fucking worst.