Snake... had a hard life.

sex incarnate.

rough.
dirty.
sensual.
loud.

hate the term but the viper is alpha as fuck

told you about the vette stealing all your sales chrysler

I told you dog

I told you

>>14709032

The one car Chrysler couldn't sell was also the only good car they ever made.

>Can sell a million PT Cruisers
>Can sell a zillion Neons
>Fucking tons of Sebrings on the road
>Can't sell any fucking Sneks

any company that tries to sell the same sorry shit after said sorry shit has already busted, will always lose money.

even the corvette has fancy shocks, a fancy transmission, fancy interior, etc. the viper should have outsourced a v10 from Fiat/Ferrari/Maserati and then gone from there.

>>14709065
>Fiat/Ferrari/Maserati

>making v10s

dummy

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>>14708919

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>>14709065
>a fancy transmission
whats fancy about an overheating slushbox torque converter?

>fancy interior
LOL

>>14709073

ferrari built V10s for almost a decade, ending in 2005. as if they couldn't come up with one more to bridge the Italiano-Americano gap.

>>14709094
are you implying they should use an F1 v10?

because I like that

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Snek will always be close to my heart

>>14709075
source?

why does that car have a picnic table attached

I still don't understand why you guys call it Snek

>>14709197
Anon, tell me what category of reptile a viper falls into

>>14709197
because stupid reddit memes
its fucking disgusting

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>>14709197

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>>14709197

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>>14709197

>>14709235
I didn't know people posted Dharmendra pics on 4chan

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>>14709197

>>14708919
See, the problem is that the Viper is a pure driver's car. It's utterly hardcore, and foregoes all the bullshit prestige and fanciness for its goal of being a badass car. But unfortunately most of the people that can afford this car aren't good drivers, the Viper is too much for them to handle, and they're interested in image. In their eyes, why would they spend so much money on a car that is hard to drive and doesn't have the recognition of a Ferrari, when there are fast luxurious cars that have that recognition and prestige.

We're not tools of Motor Trend, or anyone else.

Racing was the only thing, the only thing, I was good at. But at least I always raced... to win.

>>14709354
Go back.

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>>14709197

Nanomachines

what it gets for being ugly and having a shit sound

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>>14711994
, son.

Nothing of value was lost.

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No more Snek machine?

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>>14709197

hard life huh?

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>>14708919
goodbye dear friend
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FAvQSkK8Z8U

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>>14709197

>>14713409
thats fucking ugly