I HURT MYSELF TODAY

>BMW tries to make a Honda Fit

Is it a minivan?
Is it a hatcback?
Is it a crossover?

Tune in next time to find out.

you forgot to mention that it is also FWD and that they will introduce a lot more FWD cars in the near future (and release current series as FWD instead of RWD, like the 1series for example

>>14707731
its interesting to see bmw that was once sorta-niche realize that if they just completely betray their brand values they can make a LOOOOOT of money

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This thing looks like a piece of fucking dogshit and BMW thought it'd be a good idea to iterate on the design?

Fucking this >>14707713
And every single one of those types is cancer

>>14707524
JUST

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>>14707741
Every German carmaker is whoring themselves out these days.

>>14707757
>hatchbacks
>cancer
Don't be a fag.

>buying bmw

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>>14707770
Hatchbacks are discount wagons

Wagons are GOAT, hatchbacks are not

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>>14707524

WHY

is it based on the Mini like the X1 is or is it a new underpinning abomination?

>>14707801
X drive is interesting, I guess they want a Golf equivalent?

>>14707524

I'd drive that.

Hell I'd park it next to the M3 in the garage, and use it as a family / shit hauler

>tfw no TT V8 RWD BMW mini-van

>>14707524
Is it... Is it huge?

Or is it the size of a Honda Fit??

I really can't tell with the wonky proportions of it whether it's some minivan thing or a small hatchback...

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>>14707801

>>14707873
lmao

>muh utility vehicle

>>14707768
Mercedes has been making vans since the 80'
Their biggest sin was the introduction of the disgusting fwd A class.
Yeah I hate the fact that BMW is making fwd cars now but if I had a family, i'd much rather prefer to drive that 2 series than some other Jap MPV
also they are pretty cheap

>>14707902
The A class looking pathetic but other than it, Merc haven't been doing much wrong or anything different really.

BMW on the other hand have turned into massive cucks and their car designs are abysmal now.

They're Hyundai tier.

>>14707856
wat?

>X drive is interesting
xDrive is just BMW's marketing name for AWD. AFAIK this is a FWD car at heart, so the AWD is gonna be some shitty FWD-biased AWD system.

>Golf equivalent
This looks much bigger than a Golf. I'd say it's about the size of a Mazda 5.

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>>14707902
>R-Class
>vans

R-Class should have been racecars. Damn it mercedes

R63 kinda cool tho

>>14707757
Don't complain. The 5 was the closest you could get to a 3 or 6 wagon in the us and it had a manual option. Wagons are cool.

The bmw is an abomination though.

>>14707524

TOO SEE IF I COULD STILL FEEL

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>>14707741
>>14707768

There are actually a lot of engineers and brand internals of both brands who are really sad about this development but it's either satisfying the investors or getting BTFO of the market.

>>14707974
i'm personally holding out hope for battery tech to catch up to ICE and then they won't have to give a flying fuck about muh mpgees anymore and range will be mostly irrelevant due to a much more mature charging infrastructure

then they can cut loose and put back in all the good stuff like hydraulic power steering and enjoy those sweet EV torks

or, focus on performance cars since all the plebs drive EVs and keep fleet mpgs high

>>14707952
Sprinters m8

>>14707960
i focus on the pain, the only thing that's real

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>>14707768
>>14707952
http://eblog.mercedes-benz-passion.com/2010/04/the-history-of-the-mercedes-benz-vans-new-vans-from-dusseldorf-and-bremen/

>M4 Ultimate Driving Machine gets anally devastated by Camaro in Motortrend testing
>Bimmer gives up and just makes a minivan

Holy kek

>>14707918
The A class is the first front wheel drive car for Mercedes, so they basically gave in 16 years before BMW.
And their designs are fine, new Mercs do look pretty hideos though.
>>14708278
The M4 beats everything in every review except MT. And it just became even better with the Competition Package

>>14707768
Mercedes vans existed a lot of time ago too

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A friend of mine took out a loan for one of these used.

Don't have the heart to tell him it looks fucking hideous in a "I don't know what I am" kind of way.

>>14709991
If its a b180 cdi, you should tell him he bought a pos with a Renault engine.

>>14710071

it's the B200 cdi but still

>>14707860
>RWD
>implying

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>>14708181
What i have become, my sweetest friend

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>>14707524
>>14707801
>>14710523

THE ULTIMATE DRIVING MACHINE

>>14710523
>>14709991
>comfortable
>roomy
>high quality
>safe for your whole family and your golden retriever
>prestige german badge
>having a problem with these

>>14707524
Isn't the 2-series the first FWD car, that BMW shits out with optional AWD?

>>14710571

>prestige german badge

Not anymore, kek.

>>14710571
>high quality
It's somehow a worse alternatives to others while costing a fuckton more

>>14710523

> BMW, what have you become.

It all started with hiring that american faggot designer.

>>14711727

Link mandatory

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=plxNfU-PA2c