I just got a job as a valet. What should I expect? Anyone have any stories to share?
Bumping for OP.
How well does it pay? Average tips?
>>14702037
Expect to fuck up peoples' cars and them to get pissed off.
>>14702103
Hopefully not intentionally?
expect to hear "that scratch wasn't there before" and "WHERE ARE THE GOD DAMN PENNIES THAT WERE IN THE CUPHOLDER OF MY ROLLS ROYCE, I COULD HAVE YOU SENT BACK TO MEXICO"
>>14702037
I'm a valet and its piss easy, depending on where you are. I've been all over NY/NJ/CT at private events and its great, especially being one of the few valets that can drive manual I get to take the more fun cars
Expect lots of people acting like their old bimmers and mercs are $400,000 sports cars.
>>14702103
I was a valet for about 2 years and never fucked up anyones car.
>>14702167
That never happened at my work.
>>14704576
This doesn't happen.
>>14702037
Hotel, Casino, Hospital, Restaurant?
>>14702037
Eat lots of asparagus, drink lots of malt liquor, and don't use deodorant. You'll give the car BBO.
>>14702037
>Getting paid to park someone else's car.
this does sound like the easiest yet most boring car-related job I can think of.