What is your car's name?

04 Forester
"Pussy Moistener"
Just met with a lot of laughs

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"My car"

>naming your car
This isn't 1955

>>14697908

oh shit

>>14697908
>>>/pol/

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>>14697737
Usually just "the subaru" even though I have three

>>14697737
My 1984 Toyota Cressida: "Cressi-chan"
My 2016 Maruti Alto: "Pitufina" (Smurfette)

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I adopted the name my older sister gave it.
It's called "the Battleship" now.
02 A6 Avant 2.5 TDI

"the turd" or "I'd rather take the bus"

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=alC8gveZ0z8

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KKzfUYLmbhY

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vblzzo_au9w

PULSAR GTI-R

>>14697913
>It's okay for boats and planes to be named but not cars

>>14698517
One is 99% an expense for entertainment, with a few thousand years of history.
The other is 99% an appliance to get from A to B with 125 years of history.

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Blue one was Delilah.
Red one is Deborah.

>>14698525
>entertainment

Or work, that is.

04 dodge neon srt4
Liam Neon

93 Civic
Civic

"my car"
or
"the nissan"
or
"the honda"

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Trixie

Dave

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"slut"
"Fred Durst"
"Randall Stanhope"

>>14699484
Fucking amazing

>dellen
>trevor two
>devil
>little devil
>the yaris

The E39.

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The boat
because the struts have gone to shit

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>>14697737
i call my fiesta the ford fubar or just fubar for short.

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>>14699535
Love it m8 keep up the good work

>>14699693
very nice sir
My car needs a wing though.

>>14698124
>the turd
You drive a 2.5l Boxster too?

>>14698001
Asshur nigger spotted.

>>14699966
I call mine Weiß

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B5

Mine is called the Moshwagon.

>>14697737
castrol

>>14697737
cheryl

Ol Bessie
It's a 2003 Corolla with well over 300,000 miles on it, odometer's broken so not sure but it's still running strong.

>>14697737
>>14697737
nigger

Money pit.

The sex dungeon because I have had sex in every seat except the drivers seat.

>tfw I will never honk the horn while thrusting into a qt

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>>14697737
Oliver

Hiroshima

Inox, Viki, Sei, Rudolph and Pedo(sometimes it's called Red)

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My hellaflush lawnmower

>>14701263
>it isn't a Honda

>>14699535
I need to tape the rally lights on my shit box, looks so stupid I love it

i dont name my vehicles fool. i did name my first one though

>94 sonoma with +215,000 miles when i got it
it was the beanmobile, and that fucker stopped on a dime and taught me to drive manual.

noragrets tho

>>14697737
01 Forester
After owning the car for 2 weeks, a friend decided to fuck his girl in the hatch.

"1 Star Hotel"

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Murphy

...as in Murphy's law

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Daphne

Swagrabbit

Crash bandicoot

Simply the 'val' or valerie if im feeling gay

>>14697737
"the racecar"
>even though it's a bone stock integra GS-R

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blues cruise

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F150 is named Daisy. the new Si came with the name blueberry. CR-V is Luma, not pictured Grand Cherokee is just named mountain Jeep and Mazda3 is Margot. the Lexus in the garage still needs a name but I bought that one for my mom anyway, not mine.

and no, I didn't come up with any of the names lel

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Pic related

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Miata
>Strawberry Steamship

DRZ400SM
>Mustard Monorail

Cherokee
>Cauliflower Catamaran

>>14698030
Nice. That thing looks pretty clean.

Legacy wagon?

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>>14702026
Thanks. Yep, 98 Legacy GT wagon. It's a 5 speed, no autobabby here.

Winter Domination or "leggy" for the subaru legacy

ZXena or "the Z" for the Z32

99 Audi A4 2.8
HOSS or Hunk Of Slow Shit
Thing's falling apart faster than I can put it together.

I don't name my cars.

The company's already came up with a name for them.

I call the CR-X and Toyota Crown.