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I work at an insurance auction in the northwest. Hundreds of cars come through here every day to be sold for parts. Some of these are pretty dangerous to work with (heroin addicts leaving needles in the car, blood splatters, sharp shit in general). Thankfully we do most of the handling with fuckhuge Volvo fork-trucks.

Here are some of the more /o/ tier vehicles I saw today, as well as some really gnarly wrecks in general. May they rest in piece.

First up we have a teenager slipping his meme car into a semi trailer.
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Should've spent his money on a backup camera instead of that trashcan exhaust.
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Camaro that ate shit on a guardrail.
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>>14665188
Huh my little bro does something similar, also in the PNW.

>that poor meme car
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>>14665192
Whoops, wrong caption. No idea what happened to that one but it was nasty. Looks like it hit a bollard and rolled.
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Half of our wrecks are riced Subarus. That's Oregon for you.
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S2000.
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Porsche Boxster that left the driver dead as you can assume.
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>>14665212
cont.
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filename
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GT500 with a cute note on it.
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Legends say this used to be a Silverado Z71.
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Another Charger with exposed guts.
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Worst t-bone I've seen.
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1997 Mustang with a bit of work done on it as evidenced by the side dump.
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>>14665229
couldn't have survived this one
>>14665232
insurance scam?
>>14665237
serves them right for buying a step side tundra
>those tail lights
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>>14665254
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>>14665255

Yeah, we get lots of arsons/insurance scam fires. The whole front lot is toasted RVs that people can't make payments on, as well as a horse trailer that was set on fire full of race horses to get their life insurance policies. (Yes, they do those for race horses.)
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>>14665188
moar faggot
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>>14665284

How do you like your barbeque?
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Beautiful shade of blue on this one.
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This F150 got cheese gratered.
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>>14665269
How does one know it's a scam or is it just assumed that it was faked since spontaneous combustion isn't real? Do they still get a payout?
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Lovely view.

>>14665302
An agent will investigate the case and just give their educated opinion. When the car has no damage as is the case with that Ram, it'll usually be treated as a scam.
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what do people do with half of these wrecks. I know you could part out some of these but shit like this >>14665192 would be impossible to get money back from
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The most expensive car to come through recently. You can't see it in this photo because I was facebook whoring but he fucked up the rear wheel on a light pole.

>>14665310
You can part out more than you'd expect. But stuff that's completely destroyed is just sold as scrap metal if it gets no takers at the auction.
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>>14665291
Durif-tu gone wrong
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The most scummy thing that happens here is that Somali, Arab, and Russian buy-here-pay-here lot owners will buy several wrecked copies of a certain model, and build a functioning car out of the parts and resell it under a salvage title. Single moms and dumb teenagers get scammed into buying lemons.
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>>14665309
So, in your opinion, I should buy a beater on CL and not sign it over to my name or insure it and just hit my car with it and park it miles away and just light both on fire?

Just wondering. I have no plans for insurance fraud. My car isn't worth anything as is and I have more intelligence than to enter into a binding agreement which I can't afford.

>>14665291
>gta:sa
>Right, R2, Circle, R1, L2, Square, R1, R2
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>>14665330

That'd probably work if you just said the other guy smashed into you and ran away. But it'd be hard to fake a collision that would cause a fire in a modern car. You'd need to buy a Pinto and drive 30mph in reverse into your car.
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have you ever seen anything really crazy come through, like a Lamborghini or something?
this entire thread is slightly depressing
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>spend thousands working on your subie
>wreck it at 20mph
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>>14665340

The best thing I've seen is a Bentley Continental GT that was a theft recovery, not a wreck.
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Poor baby.
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>>14665291
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>>14665351

Couldn't apex this one.
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>>14665367
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>>14665190
More likely spun and crashed ass first

>>14665237
Saw this one on copart a month ago
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I have no idea what this used to be.
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>>14665188

nice thread. nice pics.

non-shitpost
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Fastest car on the auction floor.
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>>14665212
live fast die young
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Wider shot of the lot, this is still only 1/4th of it
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350Z is not for sexual or offroad
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>>14665367
>>14665371
At least it wasn't an evo
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>>14665188
>>14665200
>>14665255
>>14665422
>>14665433

dubs identified
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>>14665410
how much would something like this go for at auction? looks like everything besides the front end could be salvaged. get it for 4k$ then swap everything into a shell.
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bumpu des
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>>14665488

You could easily do that. It all really depends on the bidding climate that day. It'd probably start around $3k.
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>>14665394
>>14665212
RIP Paul walker
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>>14665342
Wouldn't it be worth it to take off stuff like the rims before giving it to the insurance company, especially in one like this where only the front is fucked
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>>14665542

Part of the deal with total-loss coverage is that they take the car as-is.
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>>14665521
jej
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>>14665328
This. Worst I've seen was a 2012 Ram a guy blew his head in. Dealer bought the thing with blood, brain and skull fragments still all over the interior.

>>14665488
Most of the time these get bought by aforementioned scum or end up further down the line at salvage yards. I work LKQ so it's possible Ive seen some of OPs cars.
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>>14665579

>LKQ
I work on a lot of refurb keys from you guys at this auction actually.
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>>14665589
Neat

I've always wondered how many /o/ users have even heard of LKQ.
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>>14665340

Not OP but I used to work for a (now subsidiary of KAR Auction) company that sold insurance write-offs, theft recovered, and non-salvage cars.

I've seen a smashed up Lamborghini (Gallardo? Not sure at all now) almost sell for £105k but the seller pulled out, ended up going for £80k ish kek.
I've also seen a newish Ferrari that was smashed up, and a newish Bentley that was damaged. Damned if I know how much they sold for or what models they were though.
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>>14665188
Why do places like this mark up the prices on the wrecked shit so hard? I wanted to buy a new headrest, the guy wanted 40€ for a moldy shit from 1996, had to tell him to shove it.
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>>14665291
>stance nation
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Didn't some people die in these cars? If you take parts from them and put them in other cars wont those become ghost cars?
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>>14666209
*eerie music plays*
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0tGsSijjJtc
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>>14665188
>>14665190
>>14665200
>>14665254
>>14665264
>>14665291
>>14665342
>>14665351
>>14665410
Where I live, those cars would be repaired in a week and sold within days.

t. Poland
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>>14665390
>that hood
Literally why

>captcha: pick cars
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>>14666241
expansion joint noises intensify
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>>14666209
yes
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>>14666209
>you were the were-car...
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>>14665246
Would you fags stop posting this. I know the kid wouldn't listen to good advice, but he's gone now and I miss his bullshit.
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>>14666785
did we ever hear back from the guy who got the s197 mustang
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>>14665373
Damn, he must have been absolutely flying to bend the car like that
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>>14666123

What do you know, my company is a KAR subsidiary too.
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>>14666785
>>14666842

No, Catstang fucked off because we hurt his fee fees and he couldn't accept the truth that he was wasting his time and money on a wreck.

He probably still lurks around here though.
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>>14665188

This thread has potential, bump for the first good /o/ topic in weeks.
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>>14667026

I'll be making more threads as I get more photos, I blew through what I have so far. But we have good turnover.
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>>14665291

you just know gs400 guy is fapping to this one
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I'm off to work, flibbity floo thanks for the (You)s. Hopefully we get some good shit in today.
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>>14667020
but I really wanted to see him make it
even if it would wreck his account balance for a while
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>>14666139
Trying to make up for parts not sold or damaged. It's all economics
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>>14665192
>dat rolled rocky ridge
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>>14665291
This color looks ok in photos, but I hate it in person. I don't know how, but it somehow looks too bright and too dull at the same time.
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>>14665579
>>14665603

I used to work at an independent salvage yard in Wisconsin and we hated LKQ because you fucks would jack up the prices on cars at the auctions and fuck things up for the rest of us.
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>>14665188
>heroin addicts leaving needles in the car,
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>>14667477
Fucked Solara
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>>14665223
Must have been racing those pesky civics.
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Another z
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>>14667852
Dat Negative Camber Tho
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>>14666383
Here, ALL of those cars would be repaired and sold

t. Ukraine
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>>14665579
>mfw when I live 15 minutes away from LKQ.
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>>14665291
The car boat cheat on GTA
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Meth lab.
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>>14665325
Nah, that's just extreme stance.
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>>14665410
YO OP!!! LEMME GET,THOSE WHEELS??? Seriously I'll give you 1 k cash for them
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>>14665192
>>14665254
>>14665264
>>14665269
This makes me sad.
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>>14669214

Would if I could, man. You'd need to come attend the next auction.
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>>14665291
Treequinox.jpg
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>>14668696
Was it a meth lab or just oil fire getting a bit wild?
Would keep your distance if its meth, some of the shit they slop around will kill a rhino
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>>14665579
>I work at LKQ

So you're the fucker who sends me all these shitty bumpers, don't you guys take a look at them before packaging?
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>>14669684

I'm just fucking around, it wasn't a meth lab. That'd be handled by the police and not an insurance auction.
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Can you like, accidentally "misplace" parts from a car over there or is everything extremely closely looked after and accounted for?
Like, if the "owner salvaged some parts from it before it was brought in"?
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>>14669694
Ah, Walt lives to ride another day
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Our fork trucks in action. They're really quiet for their size.
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>>14669706

Doubt it. The whole lot is on camera 24/7. The only guys that could pull that off are the tow truck drivers that bring them here.
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>>14669706
https://youtu.be/rWHniL8MyMM
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>>14669729
Figures, was just wondering as there's this one small scrap yard pretty close to me that has an extremely conveniently placed hole in the wall and the owner of that place just happens to forget to turn on the yard camera every friday from 2100 to 0100.

The cars over there are usually stripped from everything valuable and the rest is sold for scrap metal, probably the same thing you guys are running there but in a smaller scale, if I am not completely mistaken on your joint there.

The owner of that small yard is quite the bro I must say, saved me and my meager income countless of times when I was in a pinch and needed some hard to come by part.
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