>Dark out >See car in opposite lane driving without headlights

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>Dark out
>see car coming opposite way with their high beams on
>flash high beams at them
>it's niggers

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>driving with brother in law
>low traffic
>he uses middle lane only

>>14658111

Bro, that'd get you killed over here where I live.

It's a gang initiation thing, where they drive around with their headlights off and the first car that flashes their hi-beams at them, the gang follows until they stop and the initiate has to either rape or kill that driver based on if it's a woman or a man.

There's already been a rape and attempted murder (Dude luckily had a piece in the glove compartment and was ready after he noticed the niggers following him) where I live

>>14658111
You switch your headlights off and on to let people know to turn theirs on, not flash your brights

>>14658124
>Then have them follow you home and murder you as part of their 80s urban legend themed gang initiation

>>14658148
Nah, its because the nigras usually have a headlight out and put the fucking brights on so they won't get pulled over

>>14658145
America sounds like a great place

>>14658157
Whatever shithole part of the country he lives in does NOT reflect the rest of the country

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>dark out
>car going other direction has his brights on
>flash him to let him know
>turns out its a cop and pulls me over
>get shot

>>14658145

But I don't live in southern California.

>>14658145
Well known urban legend. Always something like that, even a movie based on it.

>>14658155
So how do you flash the brights if they're already on and turning them off could result in a ticket/jail

>>14658148
>You switch your headlights off and on to let people know to turn theirs on, not flash your brights

No you don't.

Most cars have auto-on headlights, so unless you throw your car into park or engage the e-brake while driving it's not possible to do.

>>14658191
>this retard

>>14658189
I wasn't asking them to flash the lights you dingus, I flashed my lights at them and when they rolled by its usually jigs with a busted headlight bulb and the got the brights on to not get a ticket

>>14658208
How does it jig?
What do you mean?

>>14658196

Leave /o/ sometime. Not everyone drives outdated 90's anime meme cars.

http://www.ehow.com/about_7238942_do-automatic-headlights-work_.html

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>>14658219

>>14658145
Use Snopes for once, you fucking moron.

>>14658309

Snopes has a huge confirmation bias, they only do research into whether or not chain mail, rumor sites, etc. reported the story.

They don't actually search for real world examples of the story.

>Drive past someone
>They have hi-beams on
>They don't turn them off until their car is half a foot from mine
th-thanks

>>14658221
Automatic headlights have a an override switch don't they?

It would be idiotic if they didn't.

>>14661141
They don't and they are retarded. You have to either pull the fuse or engage the parking brake.

>>14661388
This isn't true for all cars m8. My last 2 cars have had auto headlights and a way to easily turn them off. One American and one British car.

>>14658309
>he does research using snopes

Fuck I hate millenials

>>14658111
My headlights stopped working properly and went super dim today and fags like you kept flashing me because my high beams were on.
I KNOW MOTHERFUCKER I AINT GOT NO LIGHTS NIGGER

>>14661543

So you hate yourself then?

Here you go: >>>/r9k/catalog

>>14661388

>They don't.

What? My 2007 Ford has the following settings.

>Auto
>On
>Off
>Parking

>>14661552

Then get off the road completely, you retard. No one can fucking see your car when it gets dark enough.

>>14661552
Yeah, you shouldnt be driving around at night then until you get that shit fixed, so you can pass an inspection and not get pulled over at the least.

>>14661576
>>14661593
My low beams stopped working so i had to use high beams, how are you so retarded you couldnt grasp this from the words id written?
I was on a country road in rain i aint walking 15 miles home.

>Straya
>P-plater in JDM s15, I've got a mate in the car as well.
>Just before twilight, I've got my lights on already, going along in a 4-lane 70 zone and generally going slowly cus my mate and I are just bro-ing it up
>Notice a cop car trailing behind me a long way back, lights off
>Eventually gets closer at red lights
>We get going again
>They probably ran my plates then got bored, stuck on a one-way road that goes for a while
>Suddenly getting very dark
>Cop car still hasn't got lights on
>They are slowly falling back, despite how slowly I'm going, cunts probably think they are being initial D stealthy or something
>My mate is giggling, telling me the cops are gunna pull me over any second, P-platers are such easy targets for yellow stickers (compliance notices)
>For shits and giggles I slow down and match speed, so many cars have passed us
>It's now pitch black
>Cops eventually pick up pace, still no lights
>I'm considering being a cheeky bugger and flashing my lights at the cops
>Decide against it, my mate says I should let them know at the next red light
>Lol, woman driver!
>I puss out, it's best not to tempt fate, police bitches have the worst tempers
>We eventually part ways, I head to a bottle store, then head back toward the main road for a goodies run at the grocery store
>tfw the cops had just refuelled at the petrol station, and were just leaving, still with their lights off, but weren't able to get a gap in traffic
>I head a few km down the road, turn off at a corner and park in the grocery store lot
>As we start driving out the same cop car pulls into the car lot

It was like the goddamn x-files.

>>14661732
She wanted the initial D

>>14661773
I think she wanted my initial A. Fucking traffic cops are the worst.

my car doesnt even have high beams. It doesnt have turn signals either.

>>14661792
Just pedal a little harder, I think you can boost the head light brightness temporarily

>>14661858

its a rusty 1943 chevy coe, man. I'm glad the headlights work at all.

>>14661875
>1943
Good job faggot your shitty truck took the place of a fighter/bomber and is the reason someones dad died

>>14658111
>not slamming the horn as you pass him

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>>14661875
?

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>>14658145
>be american
>drive home
>get shot

>>14661927

mines in not that shitty a condition, mint cattle bars and 4x4. I swapped out the tranny and basically rebuilt the engine.

>>14661956
Props, it must have taken ages to get all the parts together

>>14661656
then at least turn off the highbeams when someone else is coming you inconsiderate piece of shit

>>14661966

it was in semi working condition when I bought it. Engine was easy. I'm still working the tranny out. Some parts of the drivetrain had to be machined though.

>>14661978
At night in the rain at 80km an hour on a twisty unlit country road? Sure, straight after you suck my dick.

>>14661956
Does anyone ever call it the Jeepers Creepers truck anyway? Also that's fucking awesome. What engine?

>>14658145
>living in California

There's your problem

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>>14658157
>>14661944

'Merica haters, those sweet sweet jelly tears

>>14658176

>Cop asks for your license
>Punch him repeatedly in the face
>Expect office not to defend himself

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>>14658176

What the cop looked like in the ambulance after the altercation with this white dindu.

>>14661388
Have you ever even actually sat in the drivers seat of a car?...

>>14662049
No I have to sit in the back seat until I'm 10

>>14661570
>>14661484
Well my wife's '99 VW sure as hell doesn't you have to lightly engage the parking break to get it to turn off. Neither of my cars have it at all. What's the point if you can just turn them off? Those aren't running lights they're just head lights that go off when the car is off.

>>14658191
And most cars have a manual off switch if they do have a sensor. If you happen to own a vehicle that doesn't trust you one bit to make your own decisions, then don't. Flashing your brights is counter productive. If they didn't notice their lights weren't on, chances are they can see well enough without them.

>>14658111
>Dark out
>See car in opposite lane driving with headlights on
>See back, no tail lights
>They're just using their DRL

>>14662000

inline 6 gmc 228. Required some work and now runs as good as new.
Had a friend ask me if it was the same model, but actually though similar it's a different truck. Either the previous owner somehow upgraded it with a k33 drivetrain or it's a real k33 i got for dirt cheap. Either way it's real beater truck, as tough as they get, only con is it's a bit on the slow side.

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>driving home from the bank one night
>road I'm on barely has any traffic after 7pm, cops don't camp in this part of town
>car turns from the main road and ends up behind me
>headlights brighter than the fucking sun
>entire cab filled with light
>hard to see
>hold my middle finger up so it's in the middle of the rear windshield
>I didn't think they would see it, it just made me feel better about the situation
>turns out they saw me flip them off because my entire fucking truck was lit up
>they turn their highbeams off
>only one headlight working
>mfw

For fucks sake, don't blind people because you can't keep both of your headlights working

>>14661987
how about you get off the road because your vehicle isn't fit to be on them, fuckface

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>>14662019

>>14661875

Fucking evil senpai

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>>14661388

> MFW Toyota still uses the classic stalk for controlling headlights and has auto on/off

>>14662131
We are talking about head light not running light

>>14658176
>be christian
>cant do wrong
>expect everyone to treat me like I shit gold
>someone tells ME WHAT TO DO??!???
>REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE