>just bought

>>14654360
Is that a Mini?

>>14654361
S!

>>14654373
S.. for shit?

I'm sure your boyfriend will love it.

>>14654384
>>14654385
>>14654386
Lol. You mad cuz I destroy your mustang in the corners and exit and penis size lololol

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>>14654360
>button to start a car

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>>14654415
>and insert a key anyway

My condolences.

>>14654360
Can you explain why Anon?
I'm really curious.

what is wrong with you?

>>14654360
lol, is that a mini S?

nice

>>14654384
S for supercharged.

not OP, but 160 bhp and 210 Nm of torque in a 1.5 econobox hatchback is not bad at all.

more than a miata for sure

>>14654511
>1.6

ftfy

>>14654511
The one op has is not supercharged. He/she has the turbocharged one. 2000-2005 s models are supercharged, 2006-current are turbocharged.

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>>14654360
prepare your anus.

>mini
oh shit op, you fucked up big time

>>14654360
>mini cooper

Do your parents know your gay?

congrats on buying one of the most impractical, unreliable, overpriced vehicles on the market

not to mention you're a manlet for driving that thing, those are chick cars

To each her own, no accounting for taste, etc...really though, got yourself a nice Bavarian Buttfucking there, bet the gals down at the salon will be jealous.

ITT: OP gets BTFO worse than Hiroshima and Nagasaki

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>>14654418

you calling this a key?

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>Can't buy a small car in USA without being called gay
>land of the free

>>14655875
He bought a MINI
that's pretty fagworthy

>>14655868

>burgerclaps are always eating
>let's make the key look like an OREO

>>14655875
You can't tell the mini cooper was designed specially for women

Plus you have british reliability, its a loose-loose.

Center speedometers are garbage too

>>14654360
You fucked up so bad. Do you have a learning disability?

>>14655918
>loose-loose.

Nowhere near as loose as your anus tho.

Considering how much ass they hauled in racing back in the days it's a-ok for a bloke too. It was never deliberately marketed or designed for femmes anyway, but noone here cares about that ofc because it's a meme and drooling morons like you pick it up.

>>14655918
>british
>modern mini

please stop

Oi m8 take ur shirt off before getting in my mini 0.000001 liter displacement take ur pants off m8 we gotta cut back on w8 because lol no torque.

Quick, drive into my grandpappy's field to let this arabian oil baron's son pass in his brand new imported mustang!

>>14656063
If you take credit for countless cars that aren't British anymore then you're taking credit for Mini

>>14655875
I am free to call him a fag

I dunno why all the hate
That key suggests is a newer model. Turbo.
It's BMW owned now. GERMAN
They're fast and can corner better than mustangs and vettes

Too many haters, not enough drivers

>>14656095
Mini isn't even a bad car though,

If you're a British women or a homosexual with bad taste in vehicles it's probably a fine grocery getter.

>>14655868

That sure is a weird looking buttplug anon.

Mini S... Shame. I never understood the whole spaceship key thing, wtf is the point of muh push button start if you have to put a key in anyway?

>>14656177
They're great driver's cars but they're pretty unreliable. And impractical. And expensive.

>>14656204
Cars are unreliable if you don't take care of them

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>>14656177
>they're fast
>they can corner

>>14656200
A fucking key is what helps you decide on a car? Wtf are you doing here really?

>>14656228
Are you illiterate or just retarded? I'm criticizing something stupid not saying it's the only thing keeping me from wanting one.

>>14654360
Those are fun to drive, I just hope it isn't gonna fuck you in reliability as I've heard

>>14656231
He has gone full butthurt because he realized the Mini is legitimately a gay man's car.

Sure the Miata catches flack here because its basically a poor mans sports car but the Mini is actually not only a hunk of junk mechanically with so many known bugs left in each new model but is also aesthetically thoroughly unappealing and impractical for any enthusiast driving needs.

But sheit it got that turbo thats gonna break after op does one crazy-women driver grocery trip.

He can run that think full speed and still lose to my whip without me even noticing it was a race. I feel bad for op. What a financial mistake, maybe it isn't too late for a buyer's remorse program so he can get a real car.

>>14656095

I have always fucking hated these things. They're FWD BMW crossovers and have been for the past 15 years.

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>>14656272
subcompact vehicle
>crossover

>>14656267
Miata is a gay mans car
Mini is a bmw

>>14656217

We're not talking about routine fluid changes here.

Tell me what kind of maintenance prevents power steering cooling fan and hydraulic motor mount failure, and if you can legitimately fault the owner, not BMW, when they break.

>>14656476
its the gay man's bmw

>>14656373

>getting asspained over FWD BMWs

mini driver please go

>>14656476
The Miata is a legitimately great sports car. Mini does nothing well and is deserving of its gay car status

>>14654360
I heard MINI had utter shit reliability

>>14656063
Built in England m8.

It has British reliability and German parts cost. The most deadly combination.

Ahhh mini!!!!