Autism cars

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>>14644064

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Ford Fiesta is largely becoming the autist's car of choice, I see so many retarded looking weeb faggots driving around in these things...truly pathetic. The worst are the ones with a FiST, they think it's some kind of race car and rev the shit out of their tiny little bitch cars at every opportunity.

Then they get blown off by some mom in a crossover kek.

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mega autism

>>14644064
Anyone have that microsoft paint version of this?

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Why this car you ask?
>Because I'm autistic and drive it

>>14644306
there is not a more contemptible fan base for a car than the GT-R's fan base.

>>14644064
>>14644075
driving in combat boots sucks ass

>>14644591
can confirm

>>14644591
>tfw gf totaled her car because she was driving in combat boots

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>>14644035

>>14644689
howdy cat cat

>>14644689
kek

>>14644763
dat aint me mang

miatas.

>>14644773
not your car or not your autism

>implying it isn't both

>>14644962
Subaru (especially WRX) implies wiggers most of the time.

>>14645338
White guys who like jdm cars always itched me the wrong way

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>>14645458
If it's jdm done right then it doesn't bother me.

>>14645388
Maybe a riced WRX or an old af Subaru. New ones are for yuppies

>>14645458
Wow so it actually bothers you when a white person likes Japanese cars?

Coming from a Ford owner, you're a faggot

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>>14645338
>taking this seriously

>>14645338
They need to do more of these videos and less of what they've been doing lately.

>>14645338
dat exhaust shooting out the side

>>14645535
Side exhaust gives me boners.
Ricey as fuck, but when I saw the M3 GTR body kit in Need For Speed Mist Wanted 2005, something awoke within me that day.

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>>14645512
The fact that the whole culture revolves around not taking it serious even though most take it serious is cringy enough to take the bait seriously.

>>14645458
Sometimes I wonder what's the perception of young japanese tuners when they see these american ricer kids.

One time is was browsing a Japanese version of /o/ and in one thread they were posting pictures of american rice kids with their cars. I guess they were having a giggle at what was being posted.

>>14645458
I mean I get the whole JDM AS F*CK VAPE BRUH culture making you salty but white people liking japanese cars does it for you?

So we are all suppose to love euros and american trash?

What if you're from australia or new zealand where 99% of shit on the road is a japanese import?

>>14645657
Australia has the best of both worlds. If you go to a dragstrip there you're going to see allot of american built cars.

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>>14644295

>>14645714
1000 hours

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>>14645458
>>14645657

>jdm

you keep using that word

>>14644689
What kind of filter is that?

Convertibles when a hard top variant exists and cheap gutless imports.

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>>14645899
some kind of oil painting filter

Said it before.

I fuckin respect that dude for throwing the rag under his shoe.

He's shown more than he wanted to he doesn't have anything to hide and cares about his shit.

Trips blow, but if he drove what you drove, who's would be nicer?

>fuck nice shit, being fast is what counts IMO.

>>14645551
I mean, you do know it's a parody video though, right?

>people who put alloy rims on an econobox (ie prius)
>people who put triforce stickers on their car
>people who put eyelashes on their headlights
>people who put christmas decorations on their cars

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>>14644696
MFW he's closet cosplaying as gendu ikari.
MFW I own a mustang GT, and the autismo is me.

>>14646089
Wouldn't alloy wheels on an economy car make sense? Weight reduction, improved empeegees, etc?

>>14646120
It makes the owner (typically a pussywhipped middleaged man) look like a tryhard faggot. If you want your car to look sporty, buy a sporty car.

>>14644962
Wew lad

>>14646088
Well I wasn't talking about the video itself, just ricer culture in general.

>>14645481
As much shit as Regular (deservedly) gets around here, I think he put it well in his AE86 review.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dNF5sic8WHo

>>14645050
my car but I didn't post it in this thread

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have some autism on the house

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>>14646274
Double dose

>>14645481
first thing that came to mind

>>14644035
>>14644064
these guys look pretty autistic but I don't understand the appeal for autists. is this an attempted forced meme? the only two people I've known who wanted one of these are the opposite of autistic.

>>14646282
That seems a little to self aware for an autist.

>>14646282
Serious question is that license plate placement even legal?

>>14646317
As long as its visible its legal, at least where im at

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LET'S GET THIS SHIT STARTED

>FWD GM sedans
>Any Chrysler minivan
>2nd-gen Honda Pilot
>Nissan Murano
>Crown Vic
>Anything with a non-round wheel well
>Saturn anything
>Saab anything
>base model civics

>>14646072
Well I wouldn't put a chrome "Athena" badge on it and stuff it into an embankment like he did at Ramen Touge 5.5.

My paint is complete garbage though so take it for what you will.

>>14646120
just take the wheel covers off if you wanna look like a stud

>>14646072
Fair call, he's a colossal autist but the guy clearly cares loves his shitbox. It's more than what the busposters and benchretards can claim.

>>14646282
>>14646274
>that massive dent
Why would you do that?

>>14645975
What program?

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news flash

>>14646089
You forgot
>people who put transformer emblems on their car

>>14645338
GS400guy.jpg

>>14645338
Isn't this the guy who did the fucking race bike bro video?

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=yRC7SNV0tCQ&feature=youtu.be

>>14646228
That was fucking awesome! I give no shit if it was done by regular he nailed it.

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>>14645714
I've seen that close up many times, but never noticed the cloth until now, I thought it just pointed out his boot on the headlight

>>14645458
>jdm cars

my '91 civic hatch was made in canada

USDM as fuck bro

>>14647238
>made in Canada
>USDM
your parents must be so proud

>>14645481
fuck you dude i am personally offended wow

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>>14647238
>american brand
>car designed and engineered in yurop
>assembled in mexico

>>14647385
made in canada, for the american market

>>14644591
Nah it really doesn't

>my 3g Prelude was made in Ohio

>the camaro was made for a time in Canada
>by frenchies probably

Having any riced up 90s Honda or Miata shows to me that you'll be making $12/hour working general labor at the peak of your career.

Having a 70s or older shows to me that you actually are passionate about /o/ and love to to do things yourself. Will make a fine tradesman or business owner.

Having a newer car that your parents paid for shows to me that you'll be a future white collar wagecuck.

>>14647883
Damn that's autistic lol. Absurd projections based on a car.

>>14644035
does it have a cop motor?

Y the hate on crown vics? I personally think that it has decent aesthetics

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Virginity: the car

>>14646228
Regular gets shit around here?
I don't lurk too much and mostly stop by for a few specific threads, but I've always enjoyed his videos.

>>14647883
>tfw making $20/hr and haven't even finished my education yet
>tfw drive a riced Honda
Maybe it's you who is the true autist here

>>14647956
>>14647956
>Y the hate on crown vics? I personally think that it has decent aesthetics

They've been the quintessential Cop Car for nearly 20 years. Only recently are they being phased out and people still associate them with the Police. Nobody likes feeling like a Cop is behind them... Hell a lot of folks don't like Cops in general. People definitely dislike folks going out of their way to look like Cops, and some CVPI owners fall into this category.

Personally, I like the cars. They've got Toyota Tier reliability, They're cheap as hell, RWD and have an undeniably brutish masculine quality to them. If it weren't for the Cop stigma /o/ would absolutely love this car... Hell lot's of anons on here already own one.

Between they're frequent use in Police and Taxi fleets and Movies, it's one of the only truly iconic cars of the past 10 years. Years from now, once they've been phased out of Police service entirely, I think people will have a much stronger appreciation for the car. But as it stands now... They're still "Cop Cars" and as previously stated... Lot's of people don't like Cops.

>>14647990
I'm skittish around cops sure, but I don't dislike them in the slightest usually. I just think the car is boring to look at and a boat to drive. And everyone I've ever met who owns one (barring dads and grandmas) tend to be, well, super autistic and defensive about them

>>14647990
Driving a CVPI sure helps scare the local niggers.
It's like it's a nig-htmare on wheels to them.

>>14647971
>bragging about $20/hour
Lol.

>>14647126
but muh inner child
the last corvette would make a good Decepticon

Anyone with an "=" sticker anywhere on their car.

>>14647990

Aah well i know the cop thing but i didnt believe that this was an actual reason to hate it! Call me a cop lover but usually cop sedans, are my thing! I mean the civillian version of course! Chevy impala's both the 90's and 00 versions, crown vics the 80's and the current version! And the taurus. I like the bulky us sedans, smthin satisfying about them!

As someone who was raised in Florida, "FloGrown" stickers are usually used by autistic folks. Both the idiot rednecks and the moronic people trying to appropriate a culture by slapping one on their family car.
Yesterday I saw one on the back of a Prius-C, next to a faded out Obama sticker

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>>14648055
With ya there brother.

>>14646120
If you cared about mpg, you would buy a diesel. Prius is for liberal hippies from SanFran.

>>14644591
>wearing combat boots

>>14648304
Some people actually have to wear them. Like Military personnel, because i sure as hell aint walking.

>>14645338
The word autism has lost all it's meaning.

>>14645657
JDM AS F*CK VAPE BRUH

You are getting JDM mixed up with stance.

>>14646135
Tommy Chong drives a modified prius and he is one of the coolest living people on earth.

>>14647883
But what about all the 11 second brag civics or show civics with wheels worth more than most the cars on here?

>>14646958
Previous owner

>>14644962
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My wife's son drives a beetle, pretty autistic little fucker

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If you think volvos and/or stations wagons are cool, you might be autistic

>>14649426
You're a good example for him.

Talking shit about your own child on an anonymous image board.

>>14646228
He literally praises the fuck out of the car in Part 2.

Also
>Reddit Car Reviews

>>14647155
Retarded tripshit go and stay go.

>>14649527
>own child

>>14649552
>Not accepting and treating your spouses child as your own.

What's it like being a shit tier stepfather?

>>14649552
>implying that wasn't proper grammar
>implying you're not just avoiding the real issue
>implying it's not the side of yourself you hate most that you see in him because you're a cynical asshole who would stoop so low to insult his own child online

Scumbag father detected. Enjoy getting cucked by your wife. But you don't think it's that bad, you've been cucked all your life.

>>14645338
This is a parody you retards

>>14645338
Shinji Shogo

>>14645623
>One time is was browsing a Japanese version of /o/

Fuck off weaboo

>>14645804

N I C E
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M E M E
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>>14649545
wow, you're sure edgy man

>>14646099

Ouch. Almost as edgy as who he is cosplaying

>>14650169
>le edgster maymay XD

>>14649520
You just haven't driven one man, I got a 242 with a b230 turbo in it and it's just as fun to drive as my old e30 325i was. Once they're setup they're amazing to drive,

>>14647964
>bmw
>virgin

Sloots will fuck him cause they think he's rich.

>>14649520
station wagons are the apex predator of DD's.

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>>14649520

Stahp it wagons are just too good for a pamtywaist faggatron like yourself.

>>14651455

>tfw no Civic wagon that hasn't rusted

>>14651028
But they didn't though.

>>14649588
Ironically stupid is still stupid.

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>>14650078
>not browsing Japanese /o/ for the memes

>>14650930
It's bavarians, they're the worst kind of germans.

>>14646654
What about the 92x

>>14648451
I still wear my old Bates from service around, they're GOAT comfy with proper insoles. Not bad for driving with if you know how to change your pressure on the pedals, since most take away a good bit of the feeling you have on pavement or hard surfaces due to the padding between you and the ground

>>14645657
You are supposed to like your own racial culture. Your political and philisophical preference, or lack thereof, affects generally every other preference you have.

>this sentence is affected by my own

>>14651470

Sadly its got rust..i need to cut out my quarters and have new metal welded in because its spreading at a fucking alarming rate. That and previous owner decided to roll the fenders with pliars or something and it caised some paint to flake off and start rusting. Fortunately the latter is just surface rust for now

>>14646072

I agree. He's an autist and I think his car sucks, but at least he's honest.

>>14645481
If this is autistic, you can call me Chris-chan.

>>14652500
>wearing your old shitty service boots

pretty cringey tbhfam

>>14644035
>see faggot in one of these
>always cut him off/break check him for being a faggot and trying to look like a cop(cops haven't used those here in over a decade so everyone knows you aren't one)

>>14644077
I like FiSt but you're absolutely right, I've never seen a single normal looking person in one, they're always really slanky/skinny/made of bones with a weird ass face, or overweight weaboos with animu stickers all over it, that poor car :( it doesn't deserve this
Also wtf autists
>buy American car
>put weeb shit on it
WHY

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more cvpi

Germans are all basically autistic so probably any German manufactured car.

>>14644572
I thought that my truck in the background for a second there. Nice Ford though

>>14649527
>>14649552
>>14649562
>>14649574

kek, I'm telling my wife's boyfriend about these newfags

>>14644962
i only agree with this because
>not sti

why buy second best?

I want to like the CVPI but this thread is telling me otherwise.

>>14648187
cuck, the post

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>>14655604

>>14655344
>you drive like an asshat

>>14657650
What's wrong with those?
They're cute.

>>14657101

This thing is cancer incarnate.

>>14646678
>and stuff it into an embankment like he did at Ramen Touge 5.5
What's the story behind this anyways?

>>14657894
Don't GPS and drive m8

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>>14649520
Wow fuck you man, you're just mad cause I got a 43,000 mile car for $1,200

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>>14657063
>>14657071

>>14646274

That looks so slow that the tofu is old when you arrive

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>>14646282

>Nurburgring sticker

>>14651922

That is still the best picture off all times.

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>>14657063
>>14657071

>>14647842
>tripfag

You will forever be autistic combat boots man to me now.

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>>14657650
dude awd manual trans light weight... it would be a fun shit box.

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>>14660062
>>14660066
>boner intesifies

>>14646654
I love SAABs

>>14661679
Look closer

>>14664167
Wow... that's even worse

>>14644591
You get used to it, but I remember the first time I drove my car in my Army uniform, it felt weird as fuck. Pedal felt very vague, like I was driving with my feet asleep.

>>14664173
>the edge

>>14646654
So all the cars on the road that normal people drive? I don't think you know what autism is friend.

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is this minivan autistic? it's rarer than a bugatti royale kellner coupe

>>14646317
Not here (FL)

>>14647921
There is no cop motor, just dual exhaust, and technically the "PI" motor but that's not CVPI specific

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>>14664167

Shit nigga, I want one of those now

>>14649520
>My wagon is faster than whatever you own
>My wagon has the drivetrain of a rally car so good it was banned
>My wagon looks better than most cars made in the past 20 years
>My wagon is more useful, comfier and more likley to not get me pulled over than what you drive
>My wagon is loved by my GF

Who is the autist now?
Its me ;_;

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>ITT: Autism cars
>don't see mine
>mfw this is the only autism test I've ever passed

Is the Subaru Legacy safe?

>>14656593
My sedan fetish is cuck worthy?

Well meme'D

>>14645338
MUH DIRT NASTY CIVIK

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ITT We bash other people's opinions because we don't see eye to eye on styling

That being said, if you drive a Hyundai or Saturn you most likely dislike cars and driving

>>14669397
What do you drive?

>>14646089

Fuck you, I'm going to put a wreath on the grill of my car and you're not going to stop me.

>>14647969

He's a furry. The Kutztown Dragon.

>>14651028

That picture is of Elliot whats-his-name that went on a betavirgin rampage and gunned down like 12 sloots.

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Any 90's/early 2000's economy car/sedan.

Pic related, car designed by someone with down syndrome.

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dammit I saw a lifted truck with decals all over it that said "OH YEA, YOU BEST BELIEVE HER PANTIES WILL DROP BROTHER" and "BETTER WATCH YOUR GIRL. HER PANTIES MIGHT SUDDENLY DROP ON YA!"

im pretty sure hulk hogan owned it, looked autistic as fuck

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>>14647883
What if I drive a stock late 80s car?

>>14647883
Whatever this autist commutes in.

Probably the back seat of the bus.

>>14655421
that's not an ST
I own one and hate weeaboo shit
wanna hang out?
>no homo

>>14675767

>not driving a late 80's stockcar

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>>14676081
>not driving a late car 80s stock

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>>14675528
>hulk hogan
>autistic

>Coexist
>cuts you off

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>>14644287
>Those wheels
>That Paint
>Convertible
Absolutely Shit

>>14645478
JDM done right
Pick one and only one.

>>14644591
>not mentioning the protective cloth under his boot