>Buy part off some guys craigslist parting out car
>Arrive, take the part off, pay, leave
>Wow that was very easy
>Take part home to clean it because the car had been sitting for years
>See a couple of ants crawling on it, huh must have been on there when I took it off
>Pour a tiny bit of water into a deep crack that is usually shielded from rain/water/etc
>FUCKING ANTS
>Thousands of them
>Throw the part into sink
>Facet on full blast
>HAHA DIE FUCKERS I'm audibly shouting
>All ants dead, clean part and slap onto my car
>>14606997
>Buy car
>Head gasket blows next day
Haha pretty weird
>>14606997
Same thing but it was spiders
>>14607149
>buy car
>new starter, wires and plugs and fresh fuel to get it running
>a metal part on the intake gets sucked through and kills the engine
>swap
>head gasket leaks on the second engine
This is all in the course of less than 10k miles
Toyota reliability when?
>>14606997
Same thing but it was bees
>>14606997
Same thing but it was cockroaches
>>14606997
It took a crane to get it out
>>14606997
Same thing but it was ladybugs
>>14606997
Same but it was Buicks, although it didn't look like them
>>14607198
Toyota reliability was a marketing fraud. They break just like all other cars.
Same thing but it was parts coming out of my ant
>>14607225
>It took a crane to get it out
vintage
>>14606997
Same but it was Jews. Had to throw it in the oven.
>>14606997
Same thing but the ants were coming out of my dick
>>14607263
kill yourself, park byung-seok
>>14607263
>buy used card
>no telling what previous owner did to it.
>breaks down after short period of use.
>WOW TOYOTA SUCKS AM IRITE?
kill urself faggot
>>14607419
>overexaggerating what was said by the person you're replying to
>tell them to kill themselves and that they're gay
10/10 what an original post, your mom must be so proud of her good boy. Maybe you'll get tendies for dinner.
>>14606997
Same but instead of ants they shot up my school.
>>14606997
>buy car
>previous owner has done everything he can think of and can't figure out why it wont run right
>he's sick and tired of it
>get it for a great discount
>regap spark plugs
>runs perfectly
>>14606997
Samr thing but it was niggers
>>14607650
Same thing but firing order
>>14607651
How did you get all of ants out of your niggers?
>>14606997
Similar story here.
>buy trailer
>get home and park it in garage
>take off old nasty tail light to replace with new LED ones
>dark outside, just see some king of movement.
>shine light and see that it's a sea of tiny ants
>purify them with a propane torch then a can of brake kleen.
>finish rewiring trailer and trashed the old lights.