When will suicide become legal

>>14597579
the bmw badge doesn't have the cache to compete with rolls royce, bentley, maybach etc

I thought we were on the verge of a depression...

Guess Bernie sanders is getting my vote

>>14597584
BMW owns RR. This car is not going to happen.

>>14597579
>When will suicide become legal

It's not a federal crime and only some state legislature have laws against it.

Either way, it's not like they can throw you in jail or execute you for doing so (but they may have you committed against your will).

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At least its not a crossover, amirite?

Audi also has a concept for an A9, which is a pighuge coupe. I wonder when they will actually top those 70s ameribargers in size.

>>14597591
Muh nig

>>14597610
This is actually interesting, could we maybe get a 2-door S8 out of this?

Or maybe some fucking mental Lamborghini-engined RS9?

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>>14597584
>BMW is plotting a flagship coupe – the 9-series – to be spun off the high-tech architecture of the latest 7-series limo. The four-door, four-seat coupe takes the Gran Coupe theme from the 4- and 6-series ranges, and supersizes it to long-wheelbase 7-series proportions.

It's a 7-seriesLS

Why not make it the 8 series

>>14597755
8 implies its coupe version of 7

>>14597610
german cars are a joke to me now

10+ different lines of cars 90% of which are pigfat and exactly the same

>>14597761
...but it is

>>14597591
>on the verge of a depression...
YOLO

>>14597765
They're making it a four door coupe friendo. If they called it the 8 there would be blood.

>>14597762
>10+ different lines of cars 90% of which are pigfat and exactly the same
>I wonder when they will actually top those 70s ameribargers in size.
oh shit its happening all over again

>>14597777
Could just call it the 8 Gran Coupe, like they did with the 4 and 6. People would eat that shit up because BMW anyway.

Also, checked.

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>>14597777
i don't think anyone cares enough about the 8-series to be that upset, their current values certainly don't reflect that

>>14597825
Nah, people drool over those cars every time but no one wants to put up with the maintenance and the lack of reward for keeping them stock

>>14597777
>Four Door Coupe

>>14597731
The previous gen RS6 had a Lambo V10 engine and it was notably worse than the older BMWs V10.

Oh boy another fat '''luxurious'' sedan

>>14598032
If only we had a word to describe 4 door coupes.

>>14598351
I got it. Doublecoupe

>>14598203
Why did you put luxurious in quotation marks? BMW 7 series seem pretty luxurious.

>>14597579
Didn't Mercedes' Mayback badge fail?

>>14598351
GRAN COUPE

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God what a barge. I'm conflicted as a BMW fan, on the one hand it's the barge-ification of BMW, but on the other hand it's so ridiculous that I want to see it happen. If this goes through it might also herald the return of the boner inducing 8 series. I can't wait to see how this unfolds.

>>14597591
>I hate rich people, gibs me dat
>votes for the guy who will run all the rich people off to Switzerland with all of their money, leaving behind nothing but angry poorfags

The way to get back at rich dickheads, children, is to quit voting for politicians who were bought and paid for by rich dickheads.

>protip: it's none of the dickheads running right now

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>>14597610

>>14597579
It already is, I guarantee you you won't be arrested for it.

>>14599427
Now Audi designers turned out to be closet fans of the new Prius

>>14598389
>The way to get back at rich dickheads, children, is to quit voting for politicians who were bought and paid for by rich dickheads.

i am not an american and just loosly follow the election, is trump "paid for" so to speak

i hope this post will not derail the thread, so to make a comment towards the op, is this new ground for bmw? i was going to liken it to the e31, but the i does that instead

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>>14598358
>Doublecoupe
DoubleScoop

>>14598351
KEKPE
because it's for tryhard cucks who wanna play with cool kids but can't deal with owning 2 cars or daily 2 door car.

>>14599706
nice wordfilter
meant c u c k p e

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>8-Series
>A9

>implying they haven't already been pwnd

>>14599651
Trump built up his business on his own, but he had rich parents to help him stay afloat when he was starting

>>14599723
Dear Jesus that thing is fuck ugly.

Why can't Lexus design a front grill that doesn't look like a screaming Predator?

>>14599763
I was at a car show on Friday, and the spokeswoman for Lexus said that their cars had "the signature Lexus grill" so I guess its a source of pride for the people at Lexus to make their cars absolutely disgusting

>>14599723
>>14599784
It's fine
Its sorta grown on me. Leaps better than other companies following the huge grills meme

>>14599763
>muh predator meme
Let me guess, you were calling Lexus boring before 2014.

They do need to fix that Nike swoosh though. if they made it more "L"-like and less swoosh-like, maybe it would work?

>>14597584
Or even with Mercedes. Kek

>>14597579

>Caring about legality

Suicide, if you do it, will be the last thing you will ever do.

Just do it, man.

>>14599802
This.

Prior to the LFA Lexus was "boring."

Now they're building ISes and GSes and RCFs and GSFs and LCFs.

>>14599802
Lexus WAS boring then and IS ugly now.

If they'd cut the grill in half it'd look far better, as of now it looks like a dick vacuum.

Ugly isn't really better than boring but at least they're trying.

>>14600024
They're not ugly.

Audi is ugly.
Mercedes is elegant.
BMW is conservative.
Jaguar is boring.
Lexus is progressive.

>>14597579
>dis juz in, new 11 series. Fuck da 10 series, one better yolo.

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>>14600043
>Jaguar is boring.
Say that to my face and not online and see what happens

>>14600066
Nice Mondeo

>>14597591
No you misunderstand.

The rich are getting even richer at a faster right while everyone else is left to fight for minimum wage jobs.

>>14600043
If anything, Audi is the conservative one as they hardly change anything with each facelift.

Mercedes nowadays isn't really elegant anymore.

BMW is getting boring as fuck, it's almost impossible to tell apart a 3-series and 5-series from the back as they look basically the same, just in different sizes.

>>14600043

Now you are just throwing around buzzwords.

>>14599427

It looked like it had 6 doors at first.

>>14600043
>""""""""""progressive""""""""""

Thats not always a good thing. It sure as shit isn't in this case.

Decay is progress as well.