>he doesn't know how to change a tire

>he doesn't know how to put on a new tire by hand

literally why are you here

>>14486676
>I just learned how to change a tire today

>>14486676
>he allows his tires to go flat

>>14486676
what is there to not know?

>undo things holding wheel on
>jack car up
>put new wheel on
>do up things holding wheel on
>lower jack

>He doesn't know how to fit a tire without tools.

>>14486864
That is changing a wheel you dumb nigger

>>14486872
when people say "change a tyre", they typically mean changing a wheel

I know the process of changing a tyre, but haven't actually done it in around half a decade

>Don't know how
>I could just google it on my phone if I needed to know

>>14486795
Also this.

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>he doesn't know how to pick apart a block and put it back together

Why would I? It comes with my insurance.

>>14487112
/o/ is full of psuedo mechanics of course only a handful would know.

>he doesn't know how to build an engine then swap it into a car with an existing engine

>>14487112
>a block

An engine consists of more than just a block.

What good is picking apart a block if you don't know anything about the heads?

>>14487175
>tripfag

I'm used to just calling the whole thing a block.

>inb4 a whole explanation why I shouldn't call the whole engine a block

>>14486676
>he doesn't know how to change a head gasket

>>14487296
>he doesn't know how to resurface heads

>>14487296
it's scary digging in car guts there might be spiders or vaginas

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>>14487328
>he doesn't know how to give head

>>14486864
Then torque the bolts up. Wouldn't want to be overtaken by your own wheel at 70mph eh?

>>14487206
Its fucking true call it an engine. Long block/shirt block is ok for their respective meanings

>>14486676
When I get new ones, the fitting is usually free, why wouldnt you get them done then?

>>14486676
I put the rear left onto the front right, and switch the others, this helps to keep wear and tear equal amongst the wheels.

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>>14487017
well this thread is about changing a tire

>>14487953
Ok
So how do you change tires?

poor people love bragging about how they can do manual labor themselves

>>14487335
Lol'd

>>14488777
with an expensive tire machine.

>>14488787
Poor people who get into massive debt pretending they're rich love to wait 3 hours for AAA when they could be back on the road in 10 minutes.

>>14487953
Changing atire is easy, its picking the correct outfit that's hard.

>>14488793
Wat. Dude, manual machines are like $50 and a crowbar+workbench+rag is cheaper.

>>14488819
>crowbar+workbench+rag
>under 50$
are you buying your shitat a flea market or something?

>>14486676
Yet he can probably steal one

>>14488819
Or you could just pay someone to do it on a tire machine. the manual ones from horror freight are terrible.

>>14488787
You don't get rich by giving your money away

>>14488822
Okay a pry bar you might not have but goddamn who doesn't have a rag and table at hand to work on?

>>14488827
Yeah, also I've never seen a reasonable price wheel balancer

>Tyre
>Bonnet
>Boot
>Petrol
>Rooty tooty point and shooty

>>14488899
>cadillac converter

>Cummings

rrreeeee

>>14486676
i just get wheels at the junkyard with rubber on them

>he doesn't calibrate his micrometers

>>14489007
Your mom calibrates my micrometers.

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>>14487828
Funny, when it's put together I call it a block and when it's already picked apart I call it based on what parts I see in front of me.

>>14488805
So then you do mean replacing the flat tire'd wheel with a spare as opposed to removing the tire off the wheel and replacing it with a new one. On the side of the road. In the middle of nowhere.

>>14489062
She probably uses your microdick

>>14490924
That's what he said.

>>14486676
Changing tires is like legos, old lego go off then put new lego on. ez

>bunch of primitive faggots talking about inferior technology because they don't even levitate

>>14490933
What did he mean by this?

>>14490983
He yo momma'd you but mini dicked himself in the process, to burn you he burned himself, a suicide burn.

>>14491003
He truly is a real human bean

>>14486676
I mean, I do but why would you bother? Most places charge pocket change to do a single one and if you're buying new tires it's like $40 total but then you get free rotations and balancing for the life of the tire.

>>14486799

>She allows her tire to go flat and proceeds to drive another 23 miles and make a stop at a shopping center to purchase cosmetics on the way to her destination.

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I never had to

I'm an engineer in the military lol

I'm pretty sure people not knowing how to change a tire is a myth.

You could change a tire even if you didn't know how to change a tire.

And by tire I mean tire+wheel

>>14493099

I know quite a few people, "men" included that don't know how to add washer fluid. They take it to the dealership or wait till the next service.

You expect people to operate 4 bolts and a tire iron? That's waaayyy above most people's abilities, in this 21st century hellscape.

>why never she

Aren't spare tires supposed to go to the rear and you bring the rear tire to the front?

>>14496757
If you drive a FWD shitbox yeah, but for RWD its best to keep good tires in the rear

>>14493132
Some cars (especially higher-end cars) require you to go to the dealership for stupid shit.

If they drive a shitbox, then yes that's stupid.

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>not having this in your garage
why live?

>>14497349
>right button is the "smart" button
Pls no

>not mining your own iron and smelting then casting your own engine block

>>14486676
Nevermind that, I have more pressing matters. How do I change the blinker fluid?