Post your car keys

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>>14462464

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Hate having chains or other keys attached to my car key...

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>>14462502
And the actual key I use daily, as the one in first photo doesn't fit together with the steel key

>>14462531
Audi 80 or 100?

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>>14462502
>Yaoi
I wanted to go to Yuri once and instinctively typed in /y/. Boy was I surprised
>>14462540
80 B3, soon to be sold unfortunately. It's a really comfortable car. This is the only picture I have of it on my computer. I'll have to take some as to commemorate it.

>>14462502
>>14462538
i fucking hate benz keys so much. the most retarded design

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>tfw haven't used the frosty keychain since I got it

>>14462829
>iktf

>>14462618
New dodges do it too.

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>>14462840
opps

>>14462618
How so?
No risk of snapping a key, it doesn't wear out the ignition like a normal key... only problem I can think of is it being retardedly expensive to get get a new one if you lose the only one you have

>>14462464
where did you get the alternator keychain?

>>14462904
>Porsche keys
>granite countertop
Wanna lend a poor college student some money for new rear brake calipers?

>>14462919
You know all that weight is going to destroy the barrel right?

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>>14462885

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I'm too lazy to take a new pic right now. The Ford key has three normal house keys (front door, kitchen door, and guestroom) and a Leatherman Micra attached to it, the S2K key just has the factory remote fob and a front door key.

>>14462502
>Hate having chains or other keys attached to my car key...

Same here when I have a car that requires keys in the ignition, but my current daily has keyless so I just throw the whole lump in the center console.

The S2000 is terrible, though, the ignition cylinder is too damn low and even the stock fob smacks my knee the whole time I'm driving. I end up taking just the key itself off the ring whenever I drive the AP2.

>>14462956
GM pls go

>>14462978
It does that to any car, GM cars quicker.

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>>14462975
Our knees will never be released from this hell

>>14462871
the location of the keyring is what annoys me. shit gets real fucking lumpy. the IR code is brilliant though. VW's keyring location is GOAT

>>14462919
>that wrench
>that Honda key
>When your keychain has more torques than your car

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>>14463131
That I can kinda get, but its not something I think about as I don't keep anything together with the key. I like just how sturdy it feels

Really wish I could use this one as its a lot prettier and has better buttons, but don't want to be stuck without a proper key

>>14462531
Twingo key is 11/10, too bad I don't have a first gen anymore.

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>>14462464

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Soon to change.

>>14462464

God I can just imagine your slammed swagon with about 50 stickers all at angles on every window, 10 inch wide wheels plastidipped with a roof rack with one of those fucking big wheel drift trikes.. Hard parked at some vw swagfag stance meet where you circle jerk over faggots scraping as they enter a relatively flat driveway.

Fuck I hate what has become of the vw scene.

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House and mail keys are in a different keychain, that way I can always leave them in my car when I'm out. I just hate having other keys with my car key.

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Niggers gon nig

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SPONSERED BY DIABETUS

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>>14462919
Ma nigga

>>14463853
> Carrying around 10 lbs

>>14463256
yeah my dad has a CL600 and his key is the same as the previous one you posted, and my mom has a c300, which has the same key as that. its just their newer design.

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Two of these are house keys. One is a shed key. The rest are car keys.

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>>14465897
Slightly less shitty photo

>>14465480
were you the gentleman talking about his dad having a w216 and wanting something with the same size windows a while ago? what did he end up doing?

>>14463180
>tfw key is for 90 prelude
>tfw you're right

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I've never actually used the fob.

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>>14465430
Time to play guess where to keys go!:
Top going clockwise-
>Mitsubishi Galant/Lancer/Eclipse
>Dodge 1500, probably your weekend truck
>Early 2000's Ford. Could be a Focus or F150
>Shed/garage key hiding back there
>Main house key?
>This one's tricky, could be some random toolbox key, or for your camper storage boxes (that the Dodge pulls, lol)
>Parents/shop key
I rate them "Fight me/10"

>>14465971
Simon?

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>>14462464 (OP)
>tfw the fob doesn't actually work
I tried programming it and the car flips the locks back and forth to confirm it went through, but it still doesn't actually lock or unlock the car.

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>>14465971
>core drill

>>14462919
>Gonna laugh when your breaks in half on the first cut because it's worn as fuck and 600 pounds of shit on the keychain.

>>14463007
>Driving with a Valet key

>>14463228
>Driving with a valet key

>>14465454
I FUCKING LOVE YAYOI TAKATSUKI

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>>14466137
Back off, scrub Lord. I bet you don't even aoi tori

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I keep things as simple as possible. Not pictured are the keys to a 2013 civic with the same arrangement.

>>14466204
Clockwise again:
>Storage unit padlock key
>House deadbolt
>...handcuff key
>"Muh Truk" 91 Toyota
>Paper towel dispenser key
Oh lawdy, Duck Dynasty.

I think you're a janitor...In California

>>14465456
>Being puny

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i wish i had a real cat

keys:
2013 sentra sv
2016 fiesta st
house key
bike lock key
microsd to microusb (to watch/save dashcam recordings on smartphone)
liquor store rewards card (i like booze)

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muh peugeot

>>14466259
>destroying your ignition cylinder with a fuckton of unnecessary weight

>>14465480
I kinda suspect that the original owner (one owner from 1998 to 2013) somehow lost the origininal spare key, which is why I also have that one which doesn't fit with the age of the car

>>14466488
>one hundred trillion dollars

can't tell if really rich or really, really, really, really poor.

>>14467402
https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hyperinflation_in_Zimbabwe

>>14466125
> 1 light pos wrench, not steel, not drop forged
> 600 pounds
Ok

>>14467367
>HAA

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'06 Polo
'95 Hilux

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My 05 f150 key.
I don't carry the fob for our other car unless I'm driving it, 16 ford escape