When a black hole around 36x the mass of the Sun and 29x the

Pretty sure you're gonna need a Volvo 240 for this one.

I LOVE SCIENCE

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Will this be how we power the world when the only thing left is blackholes?

>>14434838
> quantum seals
> dark matter consumption
> rebuilds every 50 million years

Cuck

>>14434838
Piston engine can do the same thing without the seals breaking

>>14434838
Enjoy your low black matter per AU

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>>14434838

>Compressing a blackhole
How the FUCK you gonna go about that?

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>>14434838
>twin turbochargers with compressor wheels connected to wildly spinning pulsars
>exhaust temperatures hot enough to disassociate quarks from their atoms
>direct neutron star injection causes soot to build up in the 3,000lyID exhaust pipe necessitating a catalytic converter made from a pack of star systems arranged in a honeycomb pattern with their associated planetary nebulae as filler.

this is a very creative thread with minimal shit posting
good job

>>14434693
>FWD

Fuck exploding half-shafts, you'll want something with a solid axle and a 1960s american slushbox.

You're going to be experiencing lag. Not turbo lag. You'll be experiencing literal energy transfer lag.
If you had a pole as long as a light year and pushed it or some shit. The atoms in that pole aren't going to be traveling at the speed of light.

Imagine twisting an axle as big as a solar system.

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>>14434939
>torque converter filled with liquified neutron star matter
>stall speed measured in percentage of c
>by the time you hit 3rd gear you're halfway to Andromeda

gonna need a wheelie bar long enough to brace it on the moon if you want a good launch

>>14434980
>You arrive at andromeda
>400 generations of your family already dead
Exciting indeed.

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>direct exhaust injection feeds the black holes with more energy and stellar matter before being compressed

>>14435009

>you arrive at andromeda
>the gravitational waves you're spewing by combining blackholes are leaking everywhere
>the entire fucking galaxy is obliterated by it
>you've converted to supermassive black holes by now, a higher octane
>your engine is literally the heaviest arrangement of atoms in the entire universe
>all the other galaxies wait patiently as the first gravitational waves start to strike their outer rims
>as fast as the light of andromeda being obliterated arrives
>they're just as quickly wiped out
>like a nuclear blast's shockwave
>universe enters the final days of entropy in a mere million of years

>>14434892
turbos

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>>14435009
And all they needed to do was look to the skies to witness your cosmic tire fire, paving the road to the heavens with rubber and thunder for hundreds of years.

What a glorious life it would be.

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>>14434693

Just so you guys know this black hole collision made 5.36165 × 10^47 joules. Which is 10x more powerful than the biggest supernova.

I had an idea though.
What if we made an engine that injected iron into stars. Just fling a bunch of planets made of iron into the star and use the power of the supernova.

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>>14434838

>>14435023
>>14435050
That is some great shit right there

We're gonna need some real shit to build this "engine."
I don't even know man. I don't even know.

>>14435169

We're going to need something stronger than neutronium, because even black holes will break it apart.
Quarktronium. Literally quarks perfectly aligned to create a crystal of those particles.

We'll have to form the theorized quark stars to our needs.

>>14435050
meanwhile in Australia
>'ere son, lookit that one there
>what's that cloud from?
>that there's the most hektik skid ever ripped by man
>oi dad how longs that cunt been sideways?
>since before you was born son
>noice

>>14435023
>you've converted to supermassive black holes by now, a higher octane

that shit would knock hard

>>14435235
lost

Great thread, guys

>>14435235
My sides are rip

>>14434693
>tfw CAFE bans black holes and forces you to use neutron stars instead

>>14435050
Sauce on the gif?

>>14435751
>CAFE
>not CERN

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>>14434838

>op doesn't realize that this is literally the story of overdrift

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N2IWxqvsSY8

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>>14434699
>225,096,000,090 A.D.
>advanced alien species exploring the Sol brown dwarf and the shriveled remains of the dead planets that orbit it
>their sonar starts beeping on the fried surface of the planet once known as "Earth"
>they uncover a large metal crate embedded in the scorched crust
>it has writing of an unknown dialect on it
>OΛ˥OΛ
>the crate and it's mysterious writing baffles their top scientists
>inside rests the skeleton of a human male
>using their advanced cloning techniques they bring him back to life
>"narg uhp ba ga da doop" they say to the man
>he opens his eyes
>"no...tirekickers...NO LOWBALLIN!"
>he rips their faces off
>"ALL IT NEEDS IS A COAT OF PAINT AH-HA-HA-HA-HA!!!"
>he begins feasting on their entrails
>it takes seventeen bolts to put him down
>tears in his eyes, he falls to the floor and gasps
>"original....miles...."

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>>14439364
ʞǝʞ

>>14439364
>>"narg uhp ba ga da doop" they say to the man
Fucking died. Perfect 5/7.

>>14437557
Fucking lold

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>>14435235
Kekd hard

Can I just know who's actually trolling whom in this thread?

>>14440219
Everyone trolling you.

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>>14434693
>Is that what an LS motor basically is?

yes

LS engines are so pigfat they might aswell should have their own gravitational field

>>14440298
>lifting with his back
Disgust every time.

>>14435050
That is poetic man.

>>14440298
LS isn't even heavy dude

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>>14439364

Best thread on /o/ ever. Theoretical astrophysics and cars mix perfectly with a little dash of autism.

>>14434838

On a scale of 1 to Carl Sagan, how fucking high are you?

Blackhole prices won't stay low forever.

>>14435235

My sides are relativistic

>>14434693
>Their energy transfer in the last few milliseconds was more than the entire universe 50x over.
So... they were outside of the universe?

>>14445100
I don't get how it's possible to be in the universe and have a statistic 50 times greater than the universe.

>>14445174
I'm no physicist but I assumed the point of that was "50x more energy has been transfered between those black holes than the energy that has been transfered in the whole observed universe since we started looking at it".
I don't think it was intended as an absolute value, just that we observed something far greater than anything else we observed before.

But OP didn't provide any sources so it might as well be just a load of exaggerated bullshit.

Strange phenomena, this thread:

It seems to have a strong attraction to the front page.