Ask the fastest delivery driver of their store anything.

what wheels you got brah

>>14258856
4th gen Honda Accord

Is it scary when you deliver pizza to ghetto areas?

>>14258850
>the fastest delivery driver

When did you set your bar that low?

>>14258889
not OP, but I was robbed twice in the same project delivering for papa johns. once at gunpoint.. over $22..

it's hard not to stereotype these people.

>>14258889
I wouldn't call it ghetto, but I was anxious about delivering on the other side of the tracks, when I started, but quickly found out that poor black people are pretty cool.

>>14258850
WHAT ARE YOU DOING WITH YOUR LIFE? GODDAMN.

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I'm the fastest at my store too. Co-workers ask why I make more than them. I just tell them to drive faster.

Do you purposely try to get there as fast as you can?

>>14258897
Ever since I discovered Initial D in 2006.

>>14258936
It's cheaper than doing autocross.

>>14258942
Exactly, but I do this in a more autistic approach.

Not only do I drive 25 over, I also do as little braking as possible on corners, while driving on a line.

>>14258963
I could drive even faster but the cops here are persistent. I just try to make my trips as efficient as possible. I'm also getting more hours than the other drivers so that's kick ass.

>>14258963
Why would you openly admit to being a pizza delivery boy?

>>14258956
I try to; it's easier to do it when I'm delivering in the more "rural" areas since there's less traffic and the speed limit's higher than the more "urban" areas.

It's a suburban city.

>>14258989
Why do you care?

It's the closest I can get in being Dagumi.

>>14258850
do you use gps to make deliveries?

>>14259016
90% of the time

Gotta know where the house is.

I no longer need it for apartments or regulars.

>>14259038
fucking kids these days

test your mettle, ditch that gps shit and just use a printed map

>>14259050
I'll use a fucking map when it's 2005 again, when it was still more useful than fucking MapQuest!

Do delivery drivers ever get pulled over by the po-po?

>>14259080
I think one of my coworkers have, a few months ago.

I haven't.

>>14259080
Of course. I've never been pulled over yet though. Gotten warnings though. They flashed their lights at me.

>>14259050
Fucking luddite, die in a holocaust

>>14259080
in my case they seem to give me a lot of leeway.
ive rolled stops and sped in front of them and I was never pulled over. also they let me bypass DUI checks.

>>14258850
Do you enjoy that pizza smell even when you're not at work?

>>14259152
Dunno about him but pizza hut doesn't really leave a smell. The car I used to deliver in has no trace of it and I used that car for close to a year.

Street's closed, pizza boy. Find another way home.

>>14259166
You just grew accustomed to the smell.

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Will your store leave one of these for you?

>>14259214
Could say that, but my buddy doesn't smell it either and I have the old car to him. The smell doesn't linger for very long.

Smells like the day I bought it now.

>>14259228
The former owner also delivered pizza

Do you wear a scorpion jacket?

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>get fired
>implying I valued that job

I kinda wanted to deliver pizzas in my spare time during the summer, not really for the money but more for the shits and giggles

What's it like?
Do you have to put the sign on the roof? Cause my car doesn't have one

ITT: Butt blasted faggots that work regular jobs to finance their miatas.

This thread has inspired me to order pizzas tonight.

And I'm going to pick them up.

>>14259166
just need some black ice

>>14259289
>for the shits and giggles

You're gonna make your fellow employees real happy

They give you a sign to fuck your roof up with.

>>14259309
Just a summer job between school semesters for a month at most.
Will they hate me if I use my poorfag spec first gen Boxster?

>>14259318
>for a month at most

Don't tell the manager that, they won't bother hiring you

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>>14259260
Previous owner was a mechanic actually. Upgraded to a truck.

>>14259303
Exactly.

>>14259318
Nobody really cares what you drive. I think I'm the only one at my place that even talks about cars.

>>14259330
Oh damn. So before leaving what kind of notice would you usually give them?

>>14259349
Good to know. Still dunno what to do about the sign though

>>14259368
2 weeks is standard, have you ever had a job before?

>>14259368
Most people at my store don't even use the sign. If there's no place to safely put it you should be good without one.

>>14259391
I've only ever worked freelance setting up rack servers servers for virtualization and whatnot for local businesses

>>14259394
sweet thanks

>>14258989
The world needs pizza delivery boys. I don't shit on people that are employed.

>>14258989
I bet you're the kind of guy who goes into a restaurant and tells the waiter he should get a real job.

>>14258989
>I have never been employed

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>>14259368
>what kind of notice would you usually give them?

>>14259480
Only after you've eaten

>>14258963
>Not only do I drive 25 over, I also do as little braking as possible on corners, while driving on a line.
With an Honda Accord...
wow you're so badass

>>14259495
>only ever worked freelance

>>14259016
>Not working at a pizza place that actually gives you a GPS.

>>14259553
>not using your phone

>>14258989
Why would you openly be a namefag?

>>14259553
>needing a GPS
lol

>$16 an hour to speed around town listening to music
Best job I ever had 2bh

>>14259685
>$16 an hour

seems like you'd be the exception to the rule

>>14259685
>$16/hr on average
>bullshit
>then calculate wear on the car
>$6/hr now

>>14259512
kind of is
i'd like to see you do what he does

>>14259819
>wear on car
>$10/hour

Are you delivering pizza to the Dakar rally?

>>14259839
>oil changes, brakes, tires, general wear, depreciation etc etc all don't cost money
HAHA fucking kids. Enjoy your cars needing repairs 5x faster than the average car. God damn how dumb are you? And I clearly said $16/hr was bullshit.

>>14259808
>>14259819
$16 is easy in LA

>wear on car
20k miles a year isn't much extra wear for a $2000 corolla that I can sell for the same or only slightly less than I bought it for

>>14259880
>>14259819
Driving cars wears them down, wow what an observation

>>14259891
...that's kind of the whole point faggot.

>$16/hr in LA
>= $4/hr in the rest of the world

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>>14258917
Except black people don't tip.
>that will be $19.87
>Gives me a $20
>stands there waiting for it's change

>>14258850
When are you gonna move up in the world and be a delivery boy like me?

>>14259904
You;re still over exagerating how much maintenance a shitbox needs

>>14259904
>calls others stupid
>can't even reply to the right person

>>14258850
Do you hate being tipped in coins?

>>14258866

my supercharged Monte Carlo that I used when delivering would dust you

>>14259912
>LOL YOU DIDN'T CLICK BOTH REPLIES LOL ARGUMENT INVALID!!!!!!
try harder

>>14258850
Have you met Peyton Manning?

>>14259921
Are you 12?

>>14259957
>tries to play the old "hurr you mis-clicked/misspelled something so you're a fucking moron!" card
>get's offended when he's sees how much of a child he is after getting called out

>>14259986
I'm not that person you aspergic retard

>>14259986
>thinks there's only one person here that thinks you're a retarded armchair economist

>>14259994
>sure pal

>>14259999
quads confirms that multiple people think he's a retarded armchair economist

>>14259999
I don't think you know what an economist is.

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>>14259909
>side loader
>moving up in the world

That's cute

>>14260027
Maybe you should finish high school first.

>>14260033
>is a baggage handler
that's cute

>>14259214
He's talking about Pizza, not the smell of the shit you leave smeared in your seats before you lose control on a gentle corner.

>>14260039
>thinks an economist works on the micro level
Top kek

>>14260052
>implying I don't drop freedom at 30,000 feet for a living

Enjoy getting honked at by uninsured coked up spics

>>14260067
>doesn't know what armchair means

>>14260078
for 20k a year. good on you

>>14258850
Fastest pizza delivery driver, same as the smartest retard

>>14260234
You speak from experience?

>>14260234
>>14260273
Why do you guys have to be so salty? You're supposed to be friends.. Hug each other!!

>>14259490
I bet being unemployed pays better than retail or pizza boy tier jobs. For fucks sake at least learn a trade.