This truck slaps your vehicle on the ass. Wat do?

>>14255807
Laugh at his penis

Tie a chain to his drive shaft and to my car and haul ass

>>14255807
Call the police and file a crash report

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>u wot m8?
Proceed to drag his ass for a bloody mile.

>>14255807
>Smash my brake
>Get rekt by this fatass edgy truck
>Sue him for murdering attempt
>Buy a brand new car
>Send him a twingo plushie in jail

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go offroad.

>>14255841
>sue him for attempted murder
you want to know how I know you don't have a car and are under age?

>>14255807
blush, try and make small talk

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Laugh at how he screwed up his front end hitting my 40" high stepdeck. Just keep rolling too as it wouldn't cause any damage.

Pic: my brother taking pic of me passing him

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>>14255807
>turn around with this stupid fucking smile on its face
>truck begins to question it's sexuality
>mx5 pops its trunk and asks for another
>truck is axle deep in a faggot mx5
>truck is loving it
>mx5 is loving it

wat do
>laugh when you trade in your bro truck for a girls car

>>14255807
>slam on brakes
>total my tacoma out
>use insurance monies to buy a SAS toyota pickup and spend the extra dosh on modz
>thank you brodozer driver

>>14255896
>trucker brothers
sounds like fun

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>>14255918
Yes life's good

Ignore it. He's clearly just a try-hard, attention-needy faggot with insecurities because daddy ignored him as a child.

>>14255927
How often do you tag-fuck truck stop hookers?

>>14255852
Kek

>>14255953
NICE

>>14255896
>long nose trucks
discarded

>>14255927
Nice trucks m8

>>14255807
Remind him he has to prep his wife's bull, or she won't let him out of his chastity cage for another week.

Since it's a Ford truck slapping my 2015 Ford Mustang I'd let him make passionate love to her to continue the bloodline of the master race.

>>14255807
Sorry FordBearFag, my car's not gay...

>>14255807
SMALL PENIS COMPLEX

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Tell him to bend over

>>14256394
Allot of incestuous love making has been done in that vehicle.

Take a corner at speed. He'll never catch up.

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>>14256404
>clone yourself
>change some chromosome
would you ?
the down side being that where you concentrate strength weakness also abides

>>14255824
This desu senpai

>>14256544
Having a foot for a stomach isn't ideal

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>>14255807
call him a faggot and head to nearest multi-level parking lot. Watch him gets stuck in a tight turn or hit the "maximum height" bar

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>>14256584
that's one hell of an error rate
not to say that birth defects do not have other biological and environmental causes

>>14255953
lol'd

>>14255852
You want to know how I know your an uneducated moron

>>14255980
>Euro truck lover
Keep it at 50mph with your auto tranny king of the road!

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>>14255807

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>>14256707
>going over 100 km/h in a fully loaded truck

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Go find a steep hill t
Actually go offroad.

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>>14256956
Ery day

>>14255838
>15 year old girls who just got their license can legally drive this

>>14255841
>he has a dashcam
>countersues for insurance fraud
>he walks away with even more money to waste on tasteless modifications

>>14258376
Use E-brake. No lights. It will just look like the other guy sped up

Get the driver's license and insurance information.

Let it crash into me
Then watch as a truck five times the size of my Honda Civic crushes itself while my shitbox barely gets scratched.

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Laugh

>>14256648
>defending incest

>>14255807
>slash the stupid fucking big boy tires
>owner has no money left because spent all money on ridiculous truck.
>truck is rendered useless.

>>14259262
>slashing tires on a truck
You realize that knife is going straight into your face if you do that, right?

>>14259203
fuck yea love those old trucks. they were actually cool. new ones are fucking luxury vehicles. when I see those new trucks I think to myself, I wonder if they also own a Mercedes?

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>>14259254

>>14259266
no its not i've done it before.

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>>14255807
laugh because all he touched was my spare tire

go gently around a curve and watch as he understeers into a ditch, rolls, and the owner dies

>>14259285
He probably drives a Ford too

>>14255807

That truck wouldn't slap mine on the ass.

My car is a female. Lifted trucks are all gay males, owned by gay males.

Don't get me wrong, I'm a huge Ford fan. But lifted trucks? Faggots. Oily faggots.

>>14255953
>truck stop hookers
they're called lot lizards friend

>>14259375
Sick G-wagon

>>14259375
>all he touched was my spare tire
What about your smashed rear door?

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Challenge that 8 thousand pound truck to an off-road session and then load him up on my flatbed when he gives up

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>am ded axle is in my lap