how do i make a subcompact car feel more like a landbargue?

pee on it

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more engine
needs torque

>>14117742
I wish engine bays still looked like this

>>14117761
they do, just take the fucking plastic cover off

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>>14117761
i wish they looked like this

Remove the swaybar(s)
Deflate tires
Put bricks in the back to weight it down.

>>14117761
The stock engine bay on that car doesn't look like that at all, you tripfaggot.

>>14118137
it pretty much does actually. it just has an airbox where the intake is on that

>>14117682
>That Buick
do want

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>>14117761
>>14117778

Oversize tires, smaller wheels. Air them down to like, 18 PSI.

>set up power steering rack for as little feel and as much assist as possible, vidya with no feedback style
>junkyard old worn to shit rubber bushings swap, maximum steering looseness
>shock absorbers and sway bars delete, maximum smooth and bounce
>reduce throttle response and intensity as much as possible, like you're mailing a letter to request some acceleration from a sloth
>if automatic, set it up for the smoothest shifts possible, put the slush back in slushbox

>>14119176
also
>drum brake swap, for authentic 3-ton barge stopping power

>>14117682

Throw the suspension out of whack.

Put tempa spares on it so it squeals the tires in a 15mph corner.

>>14119208
Don't forget to remove the vacuum booster.