N/o/rcal Kone and Cold Edition

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First for no gf

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Bring cash

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Bring an appetite

Old thread: >>14072832

Second for going to blow everyone out

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>>14113382
>Second for going to blow my apex seals out

>>14113264
if my shit heap is registered by them ill drop in to test

>>14113394
High test apex seals installed

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>>14113416
pretty sure my shit heap needs a new chain or tensioner.

hope i can still smog it, to drive to a shop. does anyone know a "place" (wink wink nudge nudge)

i got the kit but seems like a major pain in the ass.

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Rangers loving the Waifu

Was it cold at the last ramen meet?

>>14113264
>wish MR2Spyder-fag a speedy recovery
Red MR2?
What happened

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Just finished claying for the first time. It's too dark to see results; I dunno if it made much difference.

Do you fuckers clay?

>>14113742
It was surprisingly warm. The last one was much colder.

>>14113959
Spun out and hit his bumper.

>>14114465
oh shit...

these meets are getting dangerous.

>>14114465
whattt fuck
is he hurt?

>>14114488
rain + road covered in mud and leaves + mr2 = fun

>>14113278
>Bring cash
Thanks for the heads up senpai, I'll be sure to bring fat stacks of cash to pay the hookers

>>14114006
I tried it once and then decided it was too time consuming to justify the results on a car with shitty paint anyway. I used to be pretty into detailing but just can't be bothered anymore.

>>14114465
Snap Oversteer: More Than Just a Meme

>>14114488
Just winter weather coming back, as long as nobody totals their car or hits anyone else

If RSX fag is around, what would it take to get you back on the road

>>14114544
go look up what snap oversteer is

>>14114559
it was either our sex or his wifes sex and he chose his wife

>>14114582
snap oversteer is when you spin out and it only happens in MR2s

>>14114559
If someone kills a normie will we also kill him and then hide all the evidence in the bay or Brzfag's basement? I ask just so we consider our contingency plan

>>14114586
>>14114595
sorry forgot my name this is Calvin

>>14114600
nO THIS IS cALVIN DUDE

>>14114582
oh fuck that
goddammit

>>14114595
we dump him on international and blame the sideshows

Dont know if i can make this one, in Sac driving around in my Rolla

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>>14114595
I "know" a pig farmer off Mines road.

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>>14112090

Trip down to the socal meet.

>>14113289
and some cash for parking
http://sfjapantown.org/parking/

>>14113289
>>14115166
you guys realize that no-joke actual autists hang around jtown right

like, full on headband-wearing weeaboos wanting to 'absorb grorious nippon culture'

>>14115188
afraid you'll be found out? no one will judge you

>>14115194
I bought a car because it was advertised in an animu I watched, no hiding here

still, watching weeaboos try to buy stuff from the bookstore practicing their broken nip on the actual JP cashiers gets old

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>>14115196
>Implying half of us wouldn't laugh our asses off while the other half sits or stands awkwardly in silence.

>>14115196
Watching weebs buy those cardboard sticks known as Pocky in bulk is entertaining

mfw norcal post xmas meet is at middle of nowhere

>>14115783
You know nothing of Kone.

Turbo mr2 when are you planning on leaving roseville?
I'm east of sacramento if you want to meet up

>>14116855
holy shit turbo mr2 comes from Sac for all these meets, now that is dedication

>>14116855
I don't think Turbo MR2 is coming - some sort of engine problem.

>>14116879
Based cruise control

>>14116855
Unfortunately >>14116926 is right, I'll be missing this one. Mass airflow sensor is died and car loses power with it plugged in. Should be able to have a replacement soon though so I'm up for convoying any other time

>>14117228
oh ok, that's not so bad

I ain't up for driving at all today. Have fun

>>14117559
kek i bet nobody shows up

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I'll meet you girls at the jolly kone 5:30

t. MarauderGuy

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>>14117836

Well I just got here early. Anybody else going to show up?

>>14118157
I'll be there in one hour

I count 2 meme machines so far. Hurry, taste my kone.

>>14118297
Be sure to take photos

Anyone else on the way?

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We're not waiting much longer. Head to the kone if you miss us.

Someday when I'm free I'll drive the 12 hours to hang out with you fags

Sorry fellas, maybe I'll make the Ramen toe gay #5

>>14118498
Where are you from? Next year there's gonna be a meet in nornorcal and a meet down by los padres forest

>>14118474
A lot of us are being normalfags and not coming. Sorry guys.

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>>14117986
>>14118474
>>14114559
>>14114582

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Took it slow and it paid off

>>14119308
Nice, shame I didn't show. Last time I drink a liter of vodka in one sitting this year.

>>14120140
Your presence could of drawn a couple of more autists, it ended up being a duo between a fox body and a panther on the 175. Took 101 and headed home.

23 days 9 hours 42 minutes

>>14118474
>tfw I was going to swing by and say hi but the water pump on the Volvo shat itself right as I left
Now I get to drive back to Oregon in a 300,000 mile turbo Volvo that may or may not still have a head gasket.

>>14122149
uhhhh might i recommend against this plan

>>14122346
Too late, I'm nearly to Redding. For what it's worth, I'm pretty certain at this point that I didn't blow the head gasket.

>>14123260
>reddingfag lies in wait, ready to pop out and yell "it's hydrolocked, BITCH!" the moment you stop

be safe volvoanon

>>14125970
>chp actually show up

The fuck you guy do.

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>>14126400
Spooky shit and laughing Hispanic ladies.

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>>14126400
That guys wife finally called them

>n/o/cal thread
>page 10

The fuck.

>>14123805
Made it home at 10:00 last night. Some day it'll stop raining so I can figure out where the water is coming from.

>>14130823
may as well x out that blue brz, he's in texas or someshit (hes not the bluebrzguy)

dont worry rsxfag will be back on the roads within a few months

>>14131155
actually a lot of these people haven't been out to a meet recently, except you

>>14131194
wut
rsx both mr2s s2k and green civic in that image go to most meets

>>14131354
oh right

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>tfw live in socal and the meets are shit compared to these

>"Calvin wan't you fuck me harder"

-BRZ-tan's wife after I blew him out on the touge

rip socal thread.

>>14132056
he's not even married
>>14132064
why rip? it's a great thread to watch

>>14132056
>Implying she would let your mouth anywhere near her after blowing me out on the touge. Spit then rinse with mouthwash first next time.

>>14132056
Afraid I am ringed.

On the Socal drama - it keeps the thread bumped and the shitposters almost never show.

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In other news
http://www.mercurynews.com/california/ci_29318742/sonoma-county-elephant-seal-repeatedly-trying-cross-lanes

>Motorists stopped to try to help the elephant seal but "it did not want their help," Barclay said.

>>14133086
That first comment.
>Can someone please just shoot the dam stupid thing so I don't get in an accident by hitting it? Thanks. What a pain.

>>14134126
Tesla with you guys?

>>14134590
pretty sure everyone in that line was n/o/rcal

>>14134126
RIP saturnfag
1997-2015 couldn't handle the touge

>>14134590
Yep

>>14134126
which one is calvin

>>14135323
I'm in the Saturn.

>>14135792
nice ride man

>>14136323
Thanks, they don't call me the Touge Kind of Frisco for no reason.

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>>14136355
>Frisco Touge King

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>>14136532
>>14136355
You both are fake faggots. I'm the real FD owning Calvin wan. I can post a picture of my car with a butt plug on it for proof.

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>>14136581

>>14136581
>>14136607
Get a load of these fake faggots

>>14134126
>>14134126
From left to right:

>1. Z32 300ZX
>2. Tesla Model S
>3. Honda Accord
>4. Saturn ????
>5. Toyota Corolla
>6. ??? Not a damn clue
>7. Scion FRS

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>>14136637
If that's SaturnFag, it's an SC2
>I'm SaturnFag

>>14136637
>>14136651

Yep I couldn't tell if it was an SC1 or an SC2. Still no clue on 6.

>4. Saturn SC2
>6. ???

>>14136681
fd rx7 but it overheated before making it to the observatory and had to go back down

Eastbay Mini-meet when?

Couldnt do anything on the 26th, was too hungover and had driven home from Sac

>>14136681
That's my fd bRO!

>>14136908

Where, though? Toegay off highway 13? Straights in Livermore? Plummet to our deaths on Grizzly Peak?

>>14136908
I'll be back in town on sunday

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>>14136908
Sat 9th? A few roads around Livermore if the weather isn't shit.

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>>14137393
Crash at the end....Green Petroleum.
I'm out...

>>14137393
Looks kinda boring senpai.

What is the best time to do a run in the sun? Early morning? Like 5am?

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>>14138065
Yeah not the best of routes but fun nonetheless. I usually do it either at 1 or so pm or after 7pm weekdays. Patterson is a really fun road to belt down, same as Altamont pass. The other roads are a nice chill drive you probably won't see again - it's only a matter of time before developers turn the while area into mcmanshions.

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>>14138391
Well shit. Now we gotta pay our respects before the land is claimed by moms in Audi TTs and pic related.

Any good food in that area?

do you guys have room for an east coast fag?

>>14140049
you have meets over there. not worth driving a week, all we do is go driving

Any of n/o/rcal going to s/o/cal meet? I might go if the weather is fair. I'm gonna be bored on the weekend unless I work.

>>14140201
Nah they are too cancerous and I don't want to drive down for that.

Thread is good for a laff tho

>>14137348
Lol idc, im not sure how fast ill be going in my Corolla.
Im down for food after though.

>>14137393
That works for me, i can just take Vasco back home.

Im usually free weekends, im not doing shit during a weekday cause 3 hour commute home from SF.
God i fucking hate my commute

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>>14140201
I'm planning to go down, maybe rent a roomy barge like a Challenger and take some more /o/tists. Maybe camp, maybe rent a motel room Sat ---> Sun then drive out via Angeles Crest and Mohave. All depends on the weather.

>>14141314
Oh god i hope thats fake

>>14140201
I drove my fill of socal roads last two weeks

>>14141314
>not renting a bunch of versas and playing versa rental derby

>>14140201
I don't even make it to most NorCal meets how am I expected to make it all the way there

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N/o/rcal Mini-meet: Waffle Edition?

The waffles close at 3pm. So it'd have to be a day meet.

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>>14143908
Waffles first then Touge? Seems like a decent place to start.

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Right then - how does this look?

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havent been in the norcal meets threads for a couple months, what happened to RSX-fag and MR2Spyder-fag?

hopefully ill be able to attend a meet next month

>>14145411
RSX fag understeered and mr t.mr2 oversteered.

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>>14145292
Perfect. Add a title.

If I bring my bike, any other bikefags coming out? weather won't be that cold for saturday.

>>14146019
>>14146019
rip

>>14146019
3 out of 7 cars in that photo crashed in the past 3 months

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>>14147289
>tfw

>>14147345
Have you gotten a car?

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>>14145534

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>>14147438
True perfection.

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>>14147438
Altamont Cat Hospital

>>14147808
>caturday

>>14147808
Leled.

>>14147438
Looks good, right next to Vasco so i can go home

>>14147347
>mfw he busrides forever

>>14146019
where was this?

>>14145452
pretty good summary

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>>14149412
At the Jolly Kone in Middletown, a few hours before most of the town and all the surrounding mountains burned down.

>>14149464
Shiet you got me excited.
Too bad you're not near or I'd say let'shave a drink for the new year.

>>14113289
>Driving across the Troll Den gate.

How about no.

Should do more camping meets in spring then by summer we can set the forest on fire again.